Chapter 020: Warm Incense
Hearing the exclamation of his boss, the guy who was still sulking turned his head strangely and wondered, "Boss, what's wrong with you...... Yes!!!??? ”
is the same as the owner of the steamed bun shop, the guy's mouth is wide open, looking at the incredible scene in front of him, he can't speak for a long time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The copper that was harvested in the morning has now turned into gold!
The dazzling golden light made the boss and his buddies unable to open their eyes.
"This ...... This ......"
The owner of the steamed bun shop trembled and gently picked up a big penny, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully, and his words trembled a little: "Dog...... This one...... It looks like gold......"
The guy was also dumbfounded, picked up a gold coin, put it on his teeth and bit it violently, and then opened his mouth to look, and the deep tooth marks on the gold coin were clearly visible!
"East ...... Landlord...... This one...... It seems like really...... It's gold......"
The guy sniffed, but for some reason, he suddenly hugged this pile of gold coins and cried loudly: "My mother! I've never seen so much money in my life......"
The owner of the steamed bun shop at this time, although his hands were still trembling slightly, but his mood had calmed down a lot, and he thought carefully about the guests who came to buy steamed buns this morning, and affirmed: "The people who bought steamed buns and buns in my hands today are all regular customers, and there are no fresh faces!" ”
When the man heard this, he also came back to his senses, and after thinking about it carefully, he muttered, "...... Today's living people seem to be the only one who took the bun for nothing and never gave money......"
The boss was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to give the guy a mouth, and then folded his hands and didn't know who he was looking at and kept bowing: "Tong Yan Wuji, Tong Yan Wu Ji!" Children are ignorant, and the great god should not blame ......"
The guy was woken up by a slap from the boss, and he was also shocked into a cold sweat.
Now he still doesn't know where he is, today's unintentional act of kindness has won the favor of the gods!
Otherwise, can this table full of gold still be fake?
Thinking of this, the guy and the boss hurriedly knelt on the ground, and they kowtowed again and again without knowing where they were going, thanking the gods for their grace.
But neither of them knew that they were actually thanking the wrong person at all.
Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao didn't eat their buns at all, so naturally they didn't receive their favors, so in fact, it was actually the Golden-winged Dapeng who really repaid them.
And this kind of "good fortune" is not so simple, in fact, if they can pay a little attention, they will find that after the owner of the steamed bun shop said the sentence "Xu is that people are in difficulty, they are very hungry to ask for two steamed buns, and now the world is not easy, we can help a little bit, good people always have good rewards", these coppers have really become gold.
Only true goodness can be gifted by God, and the sky will never be blinded, let alone deceived.
By the way, by the way, if Jia Xu had received their favor, they would already be the emperors of this human realm by now.
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As the midday sun sets a little, the streets are filled with more pedestrians.
Yu Wenhua's warship only traveled for one day, but in fact it did not go far, because this is still the boundary of Luoyang, the eastern capital, and it can be regarded as a song and dance.
Today seems to be a little different from usual, in the afternoon, on the side of the street, a simple and crude hanging seat has been abruptly added, and in the city, there are four new people who beg for life.
Of course, it stands to reason that there are actually not a few monks and Taoists who set up a stall to tell fortunes, but this stall seems to be a little different from the general hanging point.
First of all, this is a joint hanging point!
On the left sat a tall young Taoist priest, on the right sat a monk with a fat belly and a big head, each of whom was followed by a boy, one was handsome and attractive, and the other was thin and weak, but he was very energetic, which made people feel good.
That's right, these two people must not need me to introduce them, everyone can guess them.
They are the urban-rural junction fraud duo that was passed on by countless chengguan in the present world, but they have never been caught!
Jia Xu!
Release the bun!
The two of them sat on the left and right sides of the stall, and there was a golden banner erected in the middle, which was the signboard made by Jia Xu to make the God of War Catalogue, with eight big characters on it: "Join forces!" Buddhism and Taoism combined! ”
On both sides of the stall, there is a banner next to Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao.
The banner next to Jia Xu reads: Undertake divination, fortune telling, machine film, recycling all kinds of old household appliances, and opening light for women who have lost their footing.
What is written on the banner around Shi Jiabao is: professional rain, looking, water pipes, hand sharpening scissors and kitchen knives, such as coming to personally deliver children and other businesses.
Not to mention that it is now the end of the Sui Dynasty, even in the present world, no god stick dares to hang a signboard like this.
So not long after Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao's stall was put out, they were already for a large group of onlookers for good deeds.
But everyone just watched onlookers, and no one really wanted to go forward and try the items written on the banner.
After watching for a long time, no one really came forward to ask or give it a try, and gradually, everyone lost interest and slowly dispersed many people.
And Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao are not in a hurry, they look like they are masters, close their eyes and pretend to meditate and participate in Zen, and they are full of style.
At this moment, someone finally couldn't help it, and an old woman squeezed in front of Shi Jiabao and waved her hand at Shi Jiabao who had her eyes closed.
Shi Jiabao's eyes widened slightly, and he said indifferently: "Female donor, what advice do you have?" ”
The old woman was taken aback, but she was somewhat convinced that Shi Jiabao really had some ability, so she whispered in Shi Jiabao's ear and asked: "Master, my family is ugly and can't be publicized, and I hope the master will not make a noise......
Shi Jiabao's eyes lit up, and he nodded with great interest: "You can talk about it and listen to the poor monk!" ”
The old woman sighed hatefully and said, "Master, my child and his daughter-in-law have been married for three years, but they have never been pregnant, and there are some forces in the woman's family. I don't know what the master's bar says......"
Shi Jiabao pretended to pinch his fingers, nodded slightly, and said: "The poor monk already knows about this matter, in fact, the son and wife of the female benefactor, in terms of physical aspects, there is nothing wrong, but the fate is slightly restrained, although it will not cause disasters and difficulties, but if you want to have a child, you are only afraid of difficulties......"
When the old woman heard this, her heart tightened, and she hurriedly explained: "Master, this matter is impossible! Long before my son got married, the old man had already asked the most capable matchmaker within a hundred miles to calculate the eight characters for the two of them, and the result was a godsend, and there was nothing wrong with it? ”
Shi Jia Baokou chose the Buddha name, and said in a macro voice without changing his face: "She is a liar!" A matchmaker tells you that she can count the eight characters, how can you believe it? The profession is not right, can the result of this calculation be accurate? This kind of thing, you should listen to a professional like a poor monk! ”
Jia Xu, who had been eavesdropping next to him, almost laughed, is he still professional? When you are a leader, which professional skill is stronger than that of an expert? This cowhide is blowing, there is really no one!
But the old woman was really frightened by Shi Jia Bao, and hurriedly bowed to Shi Jia Bao and said: "Please also ask the master to send a son to my family, which has solved a piece of the old body's heart disease!" ”
Shi Jiabao looked at the old woman seriously, nodded and said, "There are precautions!" ”
The old woman said with a little nervousness: "What matters, please ask the master to make it clear......"
Shi Jiabao said very seriously: "Then it depends on whether your son's daughter-in-law is beautiful, if it is a closed moon shy flower, the poor monk is allowed to stay at your house for one night, and he will give you three or five big fat boys!" ”
The golden-winged Dapeng who was standing behind Shi Jiabao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and quietly used a secret method to transmit the sound and roared angrily at Shi Jiabao: "Big nephew! We're scamming money right now! Are you professional? Can't we talk about it later? ”
"Huh?"
Shi Jiabao was stunned, and suddenly remembered what he was setting up a stall for, and hurriedly laughed twice, and replied with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can't help myself for a while, don't worry, I won't be ...... next time."
The old woman seemed to understand something, and after carefully looking at the steamed bun, she shook her head and said, "No, no!" You fat monk is not good-looking, and you still want to report a beautiful grandson...... Actually, this young man behind you, master, is not bad, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, fine skin and tender meat......"
"Poof......
Jia Xu, who was eavesdropping on the side, really couldn't hold back and laughed.
The golden-winged Dapeng, who was inexplicably lying on the gun, drilled behind the release bun with a panicked face, and said in a panic: "You old woman, what do you want to do to me?" I'm still a kid! ”
Shi Jiabao was also full of black lines, and hurriedly pushed away this old woman who wanted to find the golden-winged Dapeng to borrow a seed for her daughter-in-law, and did not forget to be angry at the end: "You old woman dare to look down on the handsome face of the poor monk!" You deserve to be unable to hold your grandson in your life! Hum! ”
Here, the release of the bun has just been sent away to the old woman, and Jia Xu's first business over there has also come to the door.
I have to say that Jia Xu's luck is much better than that of Shi Jiabao, and the guest of this first order is a beautifully dressed and slender beauty.
It's a pity that the chest is small.
There were many thug-looking men around the beauty, squeezing the crowd away.
The beauty walked up to Jia Xu, looked down at the banner, and muttered: "Divination...... Fortune teller...... It's just an ordinary charlatan, pasting machine films, recycling all kinds of old household appliances? What is it? …… Consecration for women who have lost their footing...... Enlightenment!? ”
When the beauty saw the last item, her beautiful eyes flashed, and she squatted in front of Jia Xu with a smile, and said with a smile: "Dao Chief, the slave wants to ask, what ......is this opening light?"
At this time, some onlookers also recognized the woman's identity and whispered: "Isn't this the top red aunt Nuanxiang of Bicuifang, why does she have the leisure to go out shopping today?" ”
Someone quietly popularized science: "You don't know, just last night, she was no longer a girl from Hualou, it is said that she was favored by the big officials and has been included in the mansion as a concubine!" ”
"Really? …… Brother, is there any news, let's hear about it......"
Jia Xu was not moved by these gossips at all, and the woman named Nuan Xiang didn't mind at all, she just looked at Jia Xu with interest, and said with a smile: "The Taoist chief is really profound, it's just ...... Why didn't the Taoist master dare to open his eyes and look at the slave family? ”