Chapter 049: Business Trip
Jia Xu was not happy, he turned over and clapped his hands, nothing happened, and argued behind Liu Shuxian: "I don't like to hear this, I warn you for the last time, it's okay to hit my friend!" Scold me, no! ”
Liu Shuxian asked curiously, "Friend of the national teacher?" Who is it? ”
Jia Xu pointed at Liu Shuxian and said with a smile: "You! ”
Liu Shuxian snorted and couldn't help laughing: "Even the national teacher, you can only let me beat and scold, who else will be my opponent?" ”
Jia Xu shook his head and said: "Although Xu has an identity and status, but he is following the mass line, ordinary people like you, no matter how much they mess with me, Xu will not be more serious with you, but on the other hand, those who are big officials in the palace will be unlucky, just like tonight, oops, you didn't see it, the is all beaten out of three catties......
Speaking of this, Liu Shuxian was also a little curious, and asked Jia Xu: "By the way, national teacher, is there really a demon in this palace?" How could an ordinary demon enter the palace? Not to mention the chaos in the palace! ”
Jia Xu nodded very seriously and said, "Yes!" It's tens of thousands! The one who took the lead is amazing, with a strong background and strong spells, and she still threatens me, so scared that my liver is plopping. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Liu Shuxian only thought that Jia Xu was telling a joke, after all, Niu Bi boasted too much, even a fool knew that what Jia Xu said couldn't be believed at all, so she just pretended to be a cooperative and concerned look and exclaimed: "Ah! Then we are miserable! People have godfathers! We've offended them now, but how can we do it!? ”
Jia Xu waved his hand and said with a heroic smile: "They have their own godfather, but no!" Boast that he is his godfather! Skywalker! The villain is self-harming! After so many years of death, I haven't seen anyone who can help it, so don't worry! Hahaha! ”
"And!" Jia Xu pretended to inadvertently wrap Liu Shuxian's slender waist, and said with a smile: "After this incident, I don't want to dare to arrange errands for Xu anymore, why don't you take you to the Maldives for a vacation tomorrow, and have fun with him for two or three years, how about it?" ”
Liu Shuxian smiled coldly: "Let go!" ”
Jia Xu's stupid handle was taken back from Liu Shuxian's waist.
Liu Shuxian hated that iron could not become steel and pointed at Jia Xu and said: "National teacher, national teacher, it is rare for the king to value you and let you sit in the position of national teacher, why are you so unmotivated?" Men should focus on their careers, how can you be so obsessed with beauty, or beauty like me, you are not ashamed to say it? ”
Jia Xu shook his head like a rattle, and interjected: "No shame! ”
Liu Shuxian said angrily: "What do you like about me, national teacher? Can't I change it!? ”
Jia Xu said seriously: "I like you to fight!" ”
Liu Shuxian was stunned, she had never seen a man with such a standard of preferences in her life, and she was a little flustered.
"Okay, okay, national teacher, let's not talk about these issues first, let's talk about your future......" Liu Shuxian was really speechless, so she could only change the topic first: "National teacher, you see, now the king has just opened the position of national teacher, although it sounds like it is very powerful, but in fact you and I both know the situation, but it is a good job to look good and sound, and there is no power position, don't you want to really get ahead and return home?" ”
Jia Xu shook his head categorically and said, "I don't want to!" ”
Liu Shuxian sighed and said, "After you are above 10,000 people, let's talk about the matter between us!" ”
Jia Xu's eyes lit up, and his fighting spirit instantly came: "Don't worry!" Xiaoliu, Xu is going to Thailand to change his personality, and he came back to charm the king, not to boast about himself, and when he becomes a woman, which green onion is Daji!? ”
Liu Shuxian was shocked, and pressed Jia Xu down, and said with a headache: "Is it good to think of a serious way, start with your professional skills, don't think about it all day long...... Ay? National teacher, after you became a woman, are you really beautiful? ”
Jia Xu broke out in a cold sweat on his head, although he didn't mind that Liu Shuxian liked women, but he was really just joking just now......
Jia Xu pushed Liu Shuxian away, and said righteously: "The eldest husband was born in heaven and earth, he should be self-reliant and self-reliant!" Skywalker! The gentleman is self-reliant! Now that I've thought about it, I'd better rely on my own professional skills! ”
Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu with a smile and asked, "Are you really not going to enter the palace to be a mother?" ”
Jia Xu hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, Xu has to rely on himself!" ”
Liu Shuxian nodded and said: "This is the right reason, I don't know where the national teacher is going to start?" ”
Jia Xu smiled coldly, and the bones pinched in his hands gurgled: "Wait, let's see if there will be a big news tomorrow!" ”
Liu Shuxian asked curiously, "What big news?" ”
Jia Xu smiled proudly and popularized science for Liu Shuxian: "Although Xu has not seen the Romance of the Gods, but the Shang Dynasty is followed by the Zhou Dynasty, Xia Shang Zhou!" King Su is the last king of the Shang Dynasty, that is to say, soon, the Western Zhou Dynasty will rebel and seize the world, now I will go to kill Boyi, and then take thousands of troops and horses to Xiqi to kill Xibohou, and raze the entire Xiqi to the ground, do you say that King Zhou will be very happy? When the time comes, let alone a mere national teacher, it is not impossible to be a one-word king! Hahaha! ”
Liu Shuxian was shocked, let's not talk about where Jia Xu got this information, if you follow Jia Xu's way of thinking, don't say that you are just a national teacher, you can't cover it even if you are a heavenly master!
Jia Xu saw that Liu Shuxian didn't speak for a long time, and asked very proudly: "How is it, Xiaoliu, do you also think that this idea is very interesting?" Not afraid to tell you ......."
Liu Shuxian angrily kicked a huge pit on the ground, and looked at Jia Xu coldly, Jia Xu didn't dare to speak all of a sudden, and looked at Liu Shuxian honestly, waiting for the leader to speak.
Liu Shuxian said angrily: "Don't think about those messes, start with your own work!" Aren't you a national teacher? Can't you catch two monsters and scare the king, so that he has to give you a promotion and make a fortune? ”
Jia Xu whispered and defended: "I scared him like that bird tonight, and I didn't see him reward me for anything?" ”
Liu Shuxian was stunned for a moment, thought about it, and found that what Jia Xu said was actually very reasonable, thought for a while, and asked tentatively: "Otherwise, you catch two female goblins to make the king happy?" ”
Jia Xu had an even more headache: "Xu just killed more than 100 of his bewitchers tonight, Xu will send him two more now, the king thinks I'm mocking him, give me small shoes to wear in the future, what can I do?" ”
Liu Shuxian also fell into deep thought: "That's right, so what can I do?" ”
Jia Xu suddenly thought of an idea, pulled Liu Shuxian and asked: "How about this, I heard that the king seems to be very dissatisfied with the more than 100 yellow-faced women in the harem tonight, otherwise Xu will suffer a loss, make a beautiful man, and pack up those old queens, beauties, and concubines, in this way, do you think the king will be very happy?" ”
Liu Shuxian thought about it seriously and replied, "According to what I think, probably not." ”
As soon as Jia Xu took off his shoes, he began to splash: "I don't want to, I don't want to!" Do what you love! What kind of bullshit is this leader? Why is it so hard to serve? ”
Liu Shuxian saw Jia Xu like this, and had no choice but to cover her nose and shout angrily: "Put on your shoes!" Do you want to stink me? ”
Jia Xu had enough of his temper, and he started to put on his shoes as soon as he sat on the ground, and suddenly, Jia Xu seemed to remember something, and Liu Shuxian also remembered the same thing in an instant!
"Three Realms Mountain!"
Liu Shuxian and Jia Xu looked at each other and smiled, and nodded.
Jia Xu smiled and said: "When Xu first came, the old man of the land told me that it was called Shangjiao Mountain. ”
Liu Shuxian also smiled: "Actually, it is indeed called Shangjiao Mountain, and the people in the song are called it like this." ”
Jia Xu nodded and said, "In other words, that mountain was actually originally called the Three Realms Mountain, but it was later moved here by that deceptive demon. ”
Liu Shuxian asked curiously: "Looking at the appearance of the national teacher, it seems that you know where the Three Realms Mountain is?" ”
Jia Xu nodded and shook his head: "I have seen that there is a place in Journey to the West, called the Two Realms Mountain, in the Five Elements Mountain, and in the present world, there is also a place, called the Three Realms Mountain, which is the junction of Tianjin, Beijing and Hebei...... You may not know much about this, but it's okay, I'll take you to see it in two days! ”
Although Liu Shuxian was confused, she still nodded and said: "Since the national teacher knows the way, it's good, but I don't know how long these two places are not far away, how long it will take, and if we really run into the demon who drives the ominous demon and the deceit demon, how should we deal with him?" ”
Jia Xu gave Liu Shuxian a reassuring look and said with a smile: "Don't worry, tomorrow Xu will go to Shangrong to apply for business trip funds, how can I travel on business?" If you run into the Adversary...... Kindness...... Of course, it was reported to Heavenly Court, and you still want to come hard with tens of millions of Yin soldiers under your command? ”
Liu Shuxian was taken aback by Jia Xu: "Tens of millions? Then I'm going to be a little reluctant to deal with it! ”
Jia Xu was stunned, and looked at Liu Shuxian with some frustration: "You have become so good at bragging, how will you pretend to be Xu in the future!?" ”
Liu Shuxian said inexplicably: "What bragging? But with only tens of millions of people, is it difficult to deal with? ”
Jia Xu exclaimed: "Since you followed Xu, you have become so inflated!" ”
Liu Shuxian smiled smugly: "Who let me fight?" ”
Jia Xu thought for a while, nodded and said, "That's right!" ”
Liu Shuxian thought for a while and said: "Then, tens of millions of Yin soldiers, I will deal with it, the devil and his senior subordinates will depend on the national teacher, the ominous demon, the deceptive demon...... Ha, it sounds quite slippery, I don't know how many there are. ”
Jia Xu sighed and said: "That's the way to say, if you really want to fight, it's not the little soldiers who go first, can you still be idle at that time, the work of the small soldiers, Xu will score half, and the later elite monsters and old monsters are all Xu hands-on, I feel like you haven't done anything, Xu is very disadvantaged......"
Liu Shuxian reminded: "National teacher, don't you still have thousands of earth dog troops? And the number, General Xiaotian! ”
Jia Xu reprimanded: "Those are for eating, it's so cruel that you let dinner go to the battlefield!" ”
Liu Shuxian: "......"