Chapter 050: Pheasant

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian both went home, fell asleep, what they were going to do tomorrow had been planned, the schedule was full, and the days were so fulfilling!

With the yearning for a better tomorrow in his heart, Jia Xu lay on the bed on all fours and fell asleep. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In the early morning, when the first rays of sunlight shone on Jia Xu's face, Jia Xu opened his eyes slightly, and the gorgeous breeze blew into the house through the screen window, warm.

Outside the window, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the chirping is pleasant.

Jia Xu stretched and yawned, feeling a little sluggish.

After all, I worked late last night, and this is no longer the time to stay up late every day in modern times, and I am used to working all night after 9 to 5, which feels really uncomfortable.

Thereupon......

Jia Xu gently took out the slingshot from his arms, closed his eyes and shot blindly three times, only to hear a few shocks outside the house, and then there was no sound.

Jia Xu stretched out his right hand, looked at his empty wrist, and said in a daze: "It's only seven twenty, sleep for another five minutes......

After that, Jia Xu tilted his head and fell asleep unconscious again.

The three or four servants who happened to pass by outside the house looked at the few dead birds lying on the ground tremblingly, and they didn't dare to take a breath, for fear that the wild beasts inside would kill themselves with a slingshot.

So the servants were silent, and quietly retreated.

Ah, by the way, Liu Shuxian's house lives next door to Jia Xu, which was originally a room, but was later separated by Jia Xu, saying that it was used for Liu Shuxian to protect herself, although at first Jia Xu didn't even want to divide the room, and directly wanted to sleep in the same bed with Liu Shuxian, but in the end it didn't succeed, and Liu Shuxian's reason was also very good-

Liu Shuxian has a wife, is it possible that you can still let your wife sleep in the same bed with you?

Jia Xu sighed, he was self-inflicted, he knew that he had driven away the little girl named Danxi.

So, Jia Xu fell asleep in a daze again, and then opened his eyes and was full of energy!

Jia Xufeng raised his hand lightly, looked at his wrist, which was nothing, and nodded: "Seven and nineteen, En...... Yes, the more time you sleep, what a bargain! ”

Just when Jia Xu sighed that the world was really wonderful, the gate "Bang! was kicked away, and Liu Shuxian walked in untidy.

"National teacher! How did your family do it? Don't know how to call us up? We've all slept all day! ”

Jia Xu said inexplicably: "Aren't you in charge of all the people?" You still say me? …… Have we slept all day? Is there such a thing...... It's okay, we're going to get married today......"

Liu Shuxian punched and kicked Jia Xu again, and said angrily: "Get up quickly!" Go to the prime minister and ask for money, before noon today, we must go! Youth like the wind! It's just going to be like this! ”

Jia Xu clasped his nose and applauded slowly: "Okay! You can say that again! You see, now, many young people are not ......"

Another punch and kick, Jia Xu honestly put on his clothes, rushed out of the national teacher's mansion like the wind, like a wild dog that had not eaten breakfast and took off the reins, and ran towards Shangrong's office, raising a lot of sand and dust on the road, and the people who got up in the morning to work and set up stalls only saw a black shadow flying over, and they all expressed their amazement, and some were frightened, and thought that they had seen a ghost early in the morning!

Jia Xu is running around, and Liu Shuxian is eating breakfast leisurely at home, so so many people want to be leaders, which makes people feel happy.

Liu Shuxian savored the breakfast, and the little girl on the side was waiting for her, feeding Liu Shuxian one bite at a time, and she didn't know how happy she was in her little life.

Liu Shuxian smiled and touched Danxi's little face: "Danxi, your ability to serve people is getting better and better." ”

The little girl said happily: "Brother Liu likes it!" ”

Liu Shuxian sighed and said: "It's not easy for you, you were originally an official wife, but now you have been reduced to serving a man like me, who is neither male nor female, won't you be unhappy and unwilling?" ”

The little girl shook her head again and again, looked at Liu Shuxian's face happily, and said with a smile: "Brother Liu is mighty and heroic, I can serve you, this is the luck of Danxi in this life, then You Hun traitor hurt my parents, the national teacher and Brother Liu avenged me, how could I not be happy?" ”

Liu Shuxian looked at Danxi with a smile and asked, "Oh? Seriously? ”

The little girl blinked innocently: "Of course! ”

Liu Shuxian let out a "ha", her fingertips crossed Danxi's side face, and said with a smile: "Don't call me Brother Liu in the future, call me Sister-in-law Liu!" Hahaha! ”

When the little girl heard this, her little face turned pale and she was shocked: "Why? Isn't my big brother liking me? ”

Liu Shuxian shook her head and said with a smile: "It's not that I don't like you anymore, but I suddenly found that I seem to like the national teacher more, I have been a man for so many years, I also want to try what it's like to be a woman." ”

When the little girl heard this, her eyes rolled, and she gently stuck it on Liu Shuxian's back, and said coquettishly: "If my sister doesn't dislike it, why don't my sister serve the national teacher with my sister!" ”

Liu Shuxian smiled and asked, "You don't mind?" ”

The little girl shyly threw herself into Liu Shuxian's arms, and said coquettishly: "My sister likes my sister and the national teacher, if my sister and the national teacher like it...... The slave is willing to make a bed for her sister and the national teacher, and fold the quilt ......"

Liu Shuxian hugged Danxi and said with a smile: "Let's warm the bed!" ”

Danxi's little face buried in Liu Shuxian's chest smiled gloomily, and a strange look flashed in her eyes: "Okay...... Yes...... Yes!!! Sister...... You, the sister you hugged so tightly...... My sister is out of breath."

Liu Shuxian turned a deaf ear, continued to exert her arms, and clamped the little girl Danxi with her chest.

Danxi began to struggle, but found that no matter how she struggled, she couldn't get rid of Liu Shuxian's arms, and gradually, the breath in Danxi's belly became less and less, and she struggled more and more, and she couldn't even speak.

Liu Shuxian didn't let go of her hand at all, and said regretfully: "Pity my good friend, who was killed by you before she became a yellow-faced woman, and now let you taste it, this sister in her arms is very powerful!" To comfort the soul of a certain Hun family in the sky! ”

The little girl struggled violently to resist, as if she wanted to say something and do something, but all of this seemed so powerless in Liu Shuxian's majestic and magnificent chest.

Slowly, Danxi's little hand let go, and her arm fell vertically, no longer making the slightest movement, but Liu Shuxian did not relax at all, just coldly looked down at the little girl on her chest.

After a while, the little girl finally couldn't pretend anymore, and struggled violently again, a strange blue and purple light flashed on her body, and the demonic aura that rushed to the sky hit Liu Shuxian wave after wave.

But Liu Shuxian was always unmoved, like a giant, indifferently watching a newborn child trying all kinds of ways to attack him, like a breeze blowing over a mountain rock, there would be no fluctuation.

Finally, Danxi's arm once again hung down weakly, and the demonic qi up and down her body continued to collapse, and the body of the original human little girl slowly turned into a big pheasant, and she suffocated to death in Liu Shuxian's arms stiffly.

Liu Shuxian looked at the pheasant that had clearly died and could no longer die, but she just sneered, and still didn't let go, but it was a pity that she ......

"Koyanagi! Koyanagi!? I'm back, damn it! They said that Shang Rong went out on business, and it was obvious that he was fooling people! If you don't want to give money, just say it, why bother...... Groove !! ”

Jia Xu came back, just went home, and as soon as he pushed the door, he found an extremely exciting scene, Jia Xu's eyes were straight, and he shouted: "Keep a chicken under your chest!" ”

Liu Shuxian glanced at Jia Xu inexplicably, but saw Jia Xu take off her robe indignantly, pointed at Liu Shuxian and drank: "Your dignified seven-foot daughter, what kind of ability is it to bully a pheasant?" Capable rushes are coming! Suffocate me! ”

As soon as Jia Xu finished speaking, he took two steps forward and dragged out the pheasant that was stuffing in Liu Shuxian's arms, threw it behind him, and put his forty-two-yard big face between the two soft flesh on Liu Shuxian's chest with a happy face.

Liu Shuxian was stunned, picked up the bowl she had just eaten breakfast, and beat Jia Xu with a slashing head and face, which was not polite at all.

Jia Xu's nose and face were swollen from being beaten, but he still had some backbone, he didn't cry, he just flattened his mouth, and said angrily: "Why can that pheasant, but not Xu!" If you want to commit suicide these days, you have to be beaten, and you can't live a life? ”

Liu Shuxian didn't know what to say to this idiot with a mosaic head, so she just pointed behind Jia Xu and said, "See for yourself!" ”

As soon as Jia Xu turned around, he found that there was nothing, he felt that he might have been tricked by Liu Shuxian, so he was even more angry, turned around and hummed: "Look at a big-headed ghost!" ”

Liu Shuxian sighed and asked, "Do you see that pheasant you just threw away is still there?" ”

Jia Xu turned around again, looked for a long time, and really didn't see it, so he was immediately confused, and spread his hands: "Oh? No birds! ”

Jia Xu scratched his head, and said with some emotion: "This Chaoge City is worthy of being the capital, but it's different!" Even picking up the rags is so profitable, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and get rich through hard work, how can the country not be rich and strong! ”

Liu Shuxian really couldn't stand Jia Xu's IQ, and said angrily: "You are a great business teacher!" That pheasant is clearly a monster, you really can't see it? I've been fighting it for hundreds of rounds to catch it, and you're going to let the goblin run away as soon as you get back, are you sorry? ”

Jia Xu was shocked: "What!? You've pinched it for hundreds of rounds!? ”

Liu Shuxian was shocked: "Did you understand what I meant?!" ”

A raging fire suddenly appeared in Jia Xu's eyes, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I understand!" It's dead!! ”

Liu Shuxian wondered: "Why is the national teacher suddenly so energetic? ”

Jia Xu said angrily: "Don't care! It's going to die ugly anyway! Look at the magic powers! Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Soul Searching Method! ”

Jia Xu pinched the trick in his hand, and with a flash of golden light, he stabbed into the ground and punctured a hole in the floor, but after two breaths, he raised his hand again, and he had pinched the neck of a big pheasant in his hand, and he couldn't breathe for this pheasant!

The pheasant essence is about to cry, what kind of people are in this family, one is more ruthless than the other, one is more yin than the other, I knew that I wouldn't follow Daji from the countryside to come to the song and eat rice, how good it is to be a rich man honestly, why did you be blinded by lard in the first place!?

Jia Xu stared at the pheasant essence with an unkind face, and sneered: "Sample, you still have some ability, it's only been a few seconds, and you almost ran to the suburbs, why don't you go to the sky?" ”

Jia Xu exerted force on his hand, and the pheasant essence showed the original form of the true body of the law, and eight more heads poked out from between the neck, one of which replied weakly: "Hillbilly, how can pheasants fly?" ”

Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, and found that what the monster said was quite reasonable, but he was immediately furious: "The pheasant still dares to talk back? Look at the god that has destroyed you, so that you will never be able to live forever! ”