Jia Xu, who returned to the human world, casually threw the corpse in front of Shi Jiabao, and said angrily: "Abolish such a big thing as a widow, this thing is still deeply hidden!" ”

Shi Jiafu looked at the corpse on the ground strangely and said, "What? Didn't it work out? ”

Jia Xu scratched his head and sighed: "It's not that it hasn't been done, this product has a special identity, and it can't be rejuvenated, let's still cremate him, and it can be regarded as forcibly not owing each other." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The cold sweat of the release bun came down: "A good one who forcibly does not owe each other......"

Jia Xu opened his mouth, used his hand to make the mace he had just swallowed in his mouth smaller and pulled it out, cleared his throat and said: "This trip is not in vain, it is a piece of equipment, my yellow-faced woman's broken copper and iron should have been replaced a long time ago, and Xu also ate a bowl of tomato and egg noodles from others, which is a big profit, this year, it is still a robbery to make money quickly!" ”

Shi Jiabao's face darkened, and he thought of some unbearable past......

Right!

Obviously, he was also robbed by Jia Xu!

I still remember that I didn't know how powerful Jia Xu was, and I still wanted to be violent and uncooperative, but the result was ......

It was miserable to be beaten......

"Alas......"

Sighing sadly and sadly, Shi Jiabao pointed to the corpse on the ground, and said to Jia Xu: "National teacher, you cremate him first, and the poor monk will go outside to ask the wise master to find some professional monks to recite the scriptures for him, and overdo it, how much can the poor monk do a little bit for him......"

"A professional monk?"

Jia Xu looked at Shi Jiabao suspiciously: "Aren't you the most professional if you come to the Buddha, this is ready-made, why do you ask for someone?" ”

Shi Jiabao's old face turned red, and he said a little shyly: "The poor monk can't even remember the Diamond Sutra now, where can he still recite the Dizang Bodhisattva Sutra, the boss has been in office for too many years, and the business of the year has long been forgotten......"

Jia Xu just wanted to nod, but said strangely: "Then when we used to cheat the old lady in the countryside for five cents, what kind of scripture did you read?" Sounds pretty high-end......"

Shi Jiabao sweated profusely and said: "It was all the news broadcast the night before, read it faster, who knows that what the poor monk said is actually this...... Okay, okay, how can the poor monk say that he is also the Buddha of the West Heaven, how much can he give the poor monk some face? ”

After that, Shi Jiabao covered his face and rushed out of the backyard as if he was fleeing, leaving only Jia Xu behind him with a confused face.

It's easier to cheat money, and I deliberately memorized a Tao Te Ching, and the old bald head of the feeling is a shortcut!?

At the beginning, I said that we would work together, and this thing was quietly broadcast to the news network that has been talked about for several years......

Mom!

Coming to the smart monk's room, Shi Jiabao knocked lightly on the door.

After a while, the wise monk took the sutra and opened the door from the inside.

When I saw it, it was a night attack on the release of the bun...... No, after the night visit, the intelligent monk didn't know how happy he was, so he pulled the thick arm of the release bun and dragged it into the room, and said happily while dragging it back: "Come on, come on, the monk who lacks virtue is just right for you, the poor monk has a new Sanskrit Buddhist scripture here, I don't know what it means, let's just come to ponder and ponder together......"

Shi Jiabao had the heart to refuse, but he really couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the intelligent monk, so he could only follow the intelligent monk into the inner room, thinking in his heart, after all, he came to ask someone to do something after all, so he would do him a favor first, and it would be easier to speak later.

After seeing the "Sanskrit Buddhist Sutra" at first sight, Ke Shi Jiabao's intestines were blue with regret, and he couldn't wait to hide his face and run away immediately.

I saw the red shell of the "Buddhist scriptures", with four large Sanskrit characters on the book, which should be the title of the book, and a line of small Sanskrit characters below, which should be the author's name, and the whole book is about a dozen pieces of paper, which is not much.

Shi Jiabao was originally a Tianzhu person, so he naturally recognized the meaning of the words on it, and not only knew it, but also was very familiar with it......

The name of this "scripture" is called: "Brahman Desire Nerve", which is a very famous adult publication in Tianzhu, of course, in fact, this is nothing, and there are many similarities, such as: "Copulation Technique", "Secret Treasure Book" and so on.

However, this one is a little different......

If anyone knows Sanskrit, they should be able to see that the small line under the title of the book is written in the layman name of Shi Jiabao: Siddhartha Gautama!

And this book is also when Shi Jiabao was young and became the prince of Shakya, he wrote down his exchange experience with many of his concubines when he was young and frivolous......

This should be a Tianzhu engraving, which is very precious!

After all, the black history of the Buddha is not something that ordinary people can collect!

Seeing Shi Jiabao's strange reaction, the intelligent monk was puzzled: "Monk lacking virtue, what's wrong with you?" Looking at your expression, why do you look like the spring palace picture you secretly drew was caught by the abbot......"

Nima! This old monk is a fortune teller, right?

Shi Jiabao secretly instructed himself: "I guessed very accurately, but it was not a picture, but a book ......."

The wise monk picked up the book "Sanskrit Desire Nerve", pointed to the four Sanskrit characters on the cover, and said with great emotion: "Sandwich buns!" Look at this word, how beautifully written! Between the lines, there is a kind of Zen and Buddhism that wants to get rid of it, I think, the person who wrote this book must be a great monk! Maybe it's still a living Buddha! ”

"Haha......"

Shi Jiabao smiled dryly, and said in his heart that this old man can really guess, and the key is that he guessed correctly......

"Hmm...... Jia Bao, aren't you from Tianzhu? You translate to the translator, what is the name of the book? ”

"This ......"

Shi Jiabao was hesitating, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he pointed to the four big characters on the cover very seriously, and said word by word: "These four words read: nine!" Yin! True! Pass through! ”

"Nine Yin True Scripture!?"

The intelligent monk was a little confused, and wondered: "Why does this sound so much like a martial arts cheat?" ”

"That's right! That's right! ”

Shi Jiafu hurriedly made a final decision, without giving the intelligent monk the slightest opportunity to question and said: "This is actually a martial arts secret book, which is a method of strengthening the body that is circulated within the Tianzhu royal family, and its effectiveness is about the same as the seventy-two stunts left by the Bodhidharma Patriarch back then!" ”

"Huh?"

The intelligent monk was obviously a little disappointed, in fact, martial arts reached their realm, in fact, what they pursued was more literary works and the sage's perception of the truth of heaven and earth, so when they heard that this book turned out to be a martial arts secret book, and it was also a Tianzhu person who practiced martial arts, the intelligent monk suddenly lost interest, and threw the book aside, as if he suddenly remembered, and asked Shi Jiabao: "By the way, Jiabao, what did you come to find the poor monk in the middle of the night?" Tomorrow is the day for you to debate the Dharma with the Great Virtuous Holy Sangha, so you better rest early! ”

Shi Jiabao secretly used a spell to change the "Sanskrit Desire Nerve" from beginning to end, and turned it into the real Sanskrit outline of the "Nine Yin True Scriptures", and then he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Don't hide it from the master, Jia Bao visited late at night, and it is indeed something to ask for......"

The intelligent monk's face tightened, and he hurriedly said, "That!" Let's talk about it first, the poor monk who borrowed money didn't have a penny! ”

……

This Nima is such a realistic monk!

Shi Jiabao wanted to turn his head and leave, brushing his sleeves away, but as soon as he turned around, he was immediately stunned!

No, I didn't come to borrow money today!

Shi Jiabao turned his head a little ashamedly, took the big hand of the wise monk and said: "Master, you are really, what is not good, you have to talk about money, the poor monk almost thought that he came in the middle of the night today to borrow money to save the emergency......"

As soon as he heard that it was not to borrow money, the wise monk's face immediately improved a lot, and his tone became amiable again: "I said it earlier, it scared the poor monk's heartbeat!" ”

Shi Jiabao wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and told the abbot the whole story except for the part of the underworld, and then folded his hands and proclaimed the Buddha's name: "Since he is destined for us, the poor monk also wants to do his meager strength, so this time I specially ask the master to assign some people to exceed him!" ”

The intelligent monk pondered for a long time, sighed with a little regret, and said, "Lack of virtue monk...... Do you know that when you said that someone died just now, the poor monk thought that the demon road was struck by lightning, and he didn't know how happy he was, alas...... Those evil monks and poor monks have also heard of it, although they are monks, they are doing the deeds of robbers, but they are the faces of the niece left behind in Luoyang, Miss Dong Shuni, so although I know that they do many evil things, it is always difficult to come forward to stop them......"

"That's it!"

The wise monk nodded, patted Shi Jiabao's shoulder and said: "Speaking of which, this matter is actually somewhat related to our Pure Meditation Zen Buddhism, so the poor monk made an exception and promised to let the full-time funeral masters in the temple spend ...... for the benefactor for free."

Shi Jiabao hurriedly returned the salute and thanked: "The master is merciful!" ”

It's just that I always feel a little strange in my heart, listening to his words, why does it seem that he was preparing to collect money......

The intelligent monk nodded and was about to go out, gathering people, but halfway through, he suddenly turned around and asked Shi Jiabao: "By the way, Jiabao, do you have any requirements for pomp and circumstance?" We have several levels of service in Pure Meditation Zen, but let's say it first, if the grade is high, but you have to add money! ”

……

Shi Jiabao smiled dryly and said, "Your service is so thoughtful...... Haha......"

The intelligent monk nodded very seriously and said, "That's nature!" After all, I have a great cause of pure meditation in the Zen family, so what can I do by just eating land and renting grain? It's a bit of a business to expand! But don't worry, although it is only our side business to overdo it, our temple is professional! ”

……

When Shi Jiabao hurriedly rushed to the place where the corpse was parked in the backyard with a group of yawning monks, it was extremely strange to find that the entire courtyard was empty, except for Jia Xu, who was standing in the middle and constantly rubbing his eyes, there was nothing!

Shi Jiabao stepped forward strangely, stabbed Jia Xu with his arm and said, "National teacher, what's the matter, people?" ”

Jia Xu's eyes were full of confusion, and he pouted: "Xu cremated him......"

"So efficient!?"

Shi Jiabao looked left and right on the ground, and didn't find any burned ashes, and said strangely: "Why is there nothing left, what kind of fire do you use?" ”

Jia Xu grinned and sneered: "The three flavors used are really hot...... Originally, I wanted to use the Liuding Divine Fire, but you also know that his corpse has some origins, so I thought, where does the ordinary mortal fire burn the golden body of this great god? So...... Who knew that this product was useless, and Xu had just blown out a breath of fire, and there were no ashes left for him...... The monkey only had a few hairs burned back then......"

Shi Jiabao stomped his feet and said, "Do you compare people to monkeys? ”

"That's not right...... Do you compare monkeys to humans? ”

"Neither is it right...... Ah...... Never mind! ”

Shi Jiabao touched his head and walked back to a group of unkind-looking monks, bowed and apologized again and again: "I'm really sorry, I have to run for nothing, it's okay here, please go back......"

The leading monk wanted to get angry, but this fat monk was obviously very favored by the master of wisdom, and it was better not to offend him.

In the end, although the leading monk was a little unwilling, he still waved his hand and said angrily: "Next time you find out the situation, you will call someone!" …… Brothers, let's go! ”

A group of monks wandered away, leaving only Shi Jiabao and Jia Xu looking at each other......