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Today is the day of the debate between Shi Jia Bao and Chang'an Dade Holy Monk Buddha Debate, and in the room of Shi Jia Bao, Jia Xu continued to carefully package Shi Jia Bao. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The golden-winged Dapeng and Liu Shuxian, who were watching from the sidelines, were dumbfounded!

Unexpectedly, Jia Xu looks like a neurotic, and he still has this craft?

Jia Xu didn't pay attention to the surprised eyes of the two, and while tidying up and dressing up Shi Jiabao, he talked to Shi Jiabao: "Jia Bao, you said that if you want to be the same as when you were in the Three Kingdoms, how can you use Xu to personally give you the four evil arts in Asia?" Look at your current big pie face, beer belly, and you know that you are definitely not as handsome as anyone else...... All right! You stand up and take a look, are you satisfied? ”

Hearing that Jia Xu had finally finished it, the relieved bun that had been fiddled with was finally relieved, and with a slight touch of his right hand in the air, he conjured an incomparably bright floor-to-ceiling mirror and firmly planted it on the floor in front of him.

Shi Jiabao walked to the mirror and looked at his outfit with extremely complicated feelings, but found that the situation did not seem to be as bad as he imagined!

Shi Jiabao twisted around in front of the mirror with a big belly, looked at his new image, and said with satisfaction: "National teacher, it's good!" It's just that how can this dress be wrapped like a red envelope for the poor monk? ”

Jia Xu smiled and waved his hand and said, "It's nonsense, have you ever seen such a magnificent red envelope?" ”

Shi Jiafu thought about it, nodded and said, "Yes!" …… it! National teacher, you also waxed the bald head of the poor monk? ”

Jia Xu responded as a matter of course: "Of course, I originally wanted to give you some mousse and a hairstyle, but later I found out that you are hairless, so you can only make some compromises to make you look shiny, and you can't debate and argue with others, how can a bald head not be as bright as others, right?" ”

Shi Jiafu thought about it for a long time, and found that what Jia Xu said was not coarse, so he happily accepted it, standing in front of the mirror and constantly smelling beautiful.

Seeing that Shi Jiabao's mentality was so good, Jia Xu was relieved, patted Shi Jiabao's shoulder and said: "How about it, Jia Bao, now that you have the widow's royal suit, do you have the confidence to that Sao Bao monk?" ”

The expression on Shi Jiabao's face froze suddenly, and he turned around and said with a dry smile: "Then, there are three credit card poor monks, confidence?" There's a hammer! ”

Jia Xu pondered for a long time, snapped his fingers, and said, "I know!" You don't have confidence, it must be because it's not enough to just give you a look, you need some other props! ”

I don't know why, this sentence was obviously said to Shi Jiabao, but the golden-winged Dapeng, who was lying on the table and watching the excitement, suddenly felt a chill in his little buttocks, and shivered unconsciously!

"Dapeng ~~~~"

Nima!

The Golden-winged Dapeng turned his head and wanted to escape, but unfortunately it was Jia Xu's unicorn arm that was even better after all!

Before Dapeng could spread his feet, he was sucked into his hand by Jia Xu in the air!

Jia Xu touched Dapeng's little head amiably, and said softly: "Little Red Guy, where are you going?" ”

The golden-winged Dapeng was about to cry, sniffed, and said in a trembling voice: "Dapeng...... Roc just wants to go out and pee......"

Jia Xu slapped the table and was furious: "Bear with it!! ”

The Golden-winged Dapeng was frightened, it was just a casual excuse, but now he was really scared to pee!

But seeing Jia Xu's fierce and vicious appearance, the golden-winged Dapeng wanted to cry but didn't dare to cry, and he was extremely aggrieved.

Grabbing Dapeng, Jia Xu turned his head and discussed with Shi Jiabao: "Then, Jiabao, you say, why does the ancient emperor look so prestigious?" So domineering? Even if it is a big fat pig with an obscene appearance and a bloated shape, it can be extremely domineering, why is this? ”

Shi Jiafu frowned and pondered for a long time, then hesitated: "Because the Son of Heaven is free and powerful?" ”

"Bullshit!"

Jia Xu snorted disdainfully: "Didn't you see Yin Shou being beaten into a bird by me!" Tianwei didn't see it, but he was almost punched into heaven! ”

Shi Jiabao's cold sweat came down, and he smiled helplessly: "National teacher, you have a special identity, don't say that the Son of Heaven is the father of heaven, if you want to fight, no one dares to stop you, is it interesting to say this?" ”

Jia Xu thought about it and found that it seemed to be the same thing, but Jia Xu was still unwilling to recommend his thoughts to Shi Jiabao: "Jiabao, you watch those movies of the Ming and Qing dynasties, aren't the general final bosses all this overseer, that father-in-law, think about it, a eunuch is so good, there are hundreds of eunuchs standing behind the emperor, do you think he can still have no prestige and no domineering?" ”

Shi Jiabao seemed to understand Jia Xu's meaning, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Then according to the meaning of the national teacher......

Jia Xu was overjoyed, pointed to the golden-winged Dapeng who was tightly grasped by himself and said: "Xu is going to configure a little eunuch for you to carry with you, you see, I have selected all the candidates for you, everyone is still acquaintances, and they don't even need to run in, are you happy?" Worry-free? ”

"Poof!"

Shi Jiabao snatched it from Jia Xu for the golden-winged Dapeng, and said distressedly: "It's not your maternal uncle who is eunuch, you are very generous, and the Buddha's mother's family is only this one, but I can't give you a scourge!" ”

"Huh?"

Jia Xu was extremely disappointed, and said tentatively with a little expectation: "Can't everyone discuss?" ”

Shi Jia's fat head shook like a rattle, and his attitude was extremely resolute.

Jia Xu sighed helplessly, so he had to retreat and say: "Forget it, anyway, Xu still has Plan B......"

Shi Jiabao heard that his head hurt, and the golden-winged Dapeng also said in fear: "Otherwise, let's go out like this, it's not too early......"

Jia Xu slapped the table and said angrily: "No! Xu has already given in, do you still dare not give face? Isn't it looking for death!? ”

After that, Jia Xu was about to start his transformation as soon as he disagreed, so frightened that Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng nodded again and again to agree to Jia Xu's request, which extinguished Jia Xu's anger.

Jia Xu said with an unhappy face: "Plan B is, since you can't arrange a little eunuch, then Xu will arrange a little novice for you, anyway, Dapeng is also the protector of Buddhism, and it is nothing to shave your head......"

The golden-winged Dapeng originally heard that it didn't matter, but when he said shaving his head, Dapeng suddenly exploded, and shouted at Jia Xu: "I don't!" ”

Who knew that Jia Xu was not angry, but nodded at the golden-winged Dapeng with a smile and said: "It's okay, since you don't want to be the little novice protector, then Xu can only arrange the golden boy and jade girl of Plan C!" ”

When Dapeng heard this, he said happily: "This is good!" Uncle Guoshi, you already had this plan and said it, this Dapeng is still acceptable......"

Seeing that Dapeng looked heartless, Jia Xu snorted coldly: "Don't be busy being happy first, you are a jade girl!" ”

The Golden-Winged Dapeng was stunned at that time, and said dumbfoundedly: "I'm a jade girl? So who is the golden boy? ”

Jia Xu naturally pointed at Liu Shuxian behind him and said, "Of course my mother-in-law is here!" ”

Liu Shuxian, who was behind Jia Xu, was also stunned when she heard this, but then reacted, snuggled in Jia Xu's arms obediently, and said in a milky voice: "Uncle National Teacher!" I want to eat sugar! ”

it!

The golden-winged Dapeng was shocked, how old is this, can you have a face?

But Jia Xu eats this set!

Liu Shuxian's words almost hooked Jia Xu's soul!

Jia Xu nodded again and again in a daze, and without saying a word, he took out money from his arms and stuffed it into the milk and groove on Liu Shuxian's chest, and took the opportunity to knead it while stuffing it and said, "There is sugar!" There's sugar! Uncle Guoshi still has ham sausage, do you eat it......"

……

After a punch and kick, Jia Xu, who was on top of this panda-eyed, returned to normal again, and shouted at the golden-winged Dapeng while sucking the nosebleed: "Dapeng! Do you have an idea, whether it is a jade girl or a novice, you choose it yourself, don't say it's undemocratic! ”

Nima!

Golden-winged Dapeng scolded in his heart, but he didn't dare to disobey Jia Xu's meaning, although Dapeng really didn't want to shave his head, but he was more pretending to be a woman......

Let's bear with it!

Who knows if Jia Xu's neuropathy will really make her a woman for the rest of her life?

So the golden-winged Dapeng obediently walked in front of Jia Xu, bowed his head, folded his hands, and said with the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, the little monk is willing to be a novice, and the great nephew of the Dharma Protector is around!" ”

Jia Xu also replied with a dog-like salute, pretending to say: "Good! ”

Immediately, Jia Xu waved his right hand, and with a flash of golden light, he conjured up a razor and gently pressed it on the head of the golden-winged Dapeng, pinching the trick and reciting a mantra: "Taishang Laojun, urgent as a law!" ”

Jia Xu gave an order, and the razor actually moved by itself! A flash of divine light flashed, and in an instant, all the hair of the Golden-winged Dapeng was cut off and scattered to the ground.

With a wave of Jia Xu's right hand, another golden light flashed, and the razor was gone.

Looking at the golden-winged Dapeng who now has a small bald head, Jia Xu was serious for a long time......

Finally, he couldn't hold back, and laughed: "Haha! Dapeng, you've really become a bald chicken now! Hahaha......"

The Golden-winged Roc was shocked, and he always felt that he had been in the trap from the beginning!

In order to verify, the golden-winged Dapeng pretended to be aggrieved, turned around and complained: "Big nephew, don't you talk about him?" ”

Shi Jiabao nodded slightly, chose the Buddha name, and was just about to speak, but he couldn't help laughing: "Poof...... I'm sorry, but the poor monk also thinks you're funny now......"

it!

The golden-winged Dapeng was shocked, these two goods are really a gang! Gang up and trick yourself into shaving your head!

I didn't see them discuss it at all, why did these two suddenly become so tacit when it came to harming people!

No way!

The Golden-winged Roc, who feels that his little heart is seriously injured, decides to fight back!

So Dapeng raised his hand, pointed at Liu Shuxian and snorted: "National teacher! The Dharma protector is right, the golden boy is in pairs, and now that I have shaved my head, she can't hide from it, right!? ”

Who knew that Jia Xu seemed to have expected that Dapeng would come to this hand, and smiled at Liu Shuxian, pretending to be surprised: "Dapeng, what are you talking about?" You are playing the novice protector, and my mother-in-law is the vajra protector! ”

And at this time, Liu Shuxian also had a very tacit understanding of the mace that had just been blackened last night!

Nima!

The golden-winged Dapeng was unconvinced: "What do you fight, she doesn't have to shave her head?" And also! No matter how you look at it, she looks like a bandit blocking the road! ”

Jia Xu didn't open his mouth this time, but Shi Jiabao rushed to laugh and explained: "Hey~ Uncle Mother, my Buddhism also has angry eyes King Kong, don't you take someone to King Kong for promotion?" Ha ha! ”

Liu Shuxian nodded again and again, and the mace in her hand was called an impenetrable airtight voice: "I am now playing a right protector who has been climbing all the way from the beginning of Jin Gang, and finally won the appreciation of the Buddha, and was promoted and raised after making a career...... Of course, the most important thing is that I have the way to be a national teacher, are you not convinced? ”

The Golden-Winged Dapeng burst into tears and choked up, "...... I'm convinced! ”