Chapter 8 Traffic Lights
"Stop! What the hell! The old man's eyes were poisonous, Wu Yi just saw him lying on a chair sleeping, and when he wanted to go in, he had already found out, and he came out with a baton. Wu Ill, www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun" Pavilion, was still angry, and threw a cigarette to him and said, "My son is engaged in the class, and his teacher asked me to come!" When he heard that Wu was a parent, the old man eased a lot.
Hold out two fingers to catch the cigarette and ask, "What's your son's name?" Which class? "The second class is called Hao Yun!" "Oh yes, I didn't expect the child to be so precocious now, only in the fifth grade! Gee! "And I'm in?" "Go, the penultimate classroom on the third floor, remember not to beat the child all the time, it may not be your son's fault!" "Is there anyone else seducing him?" The old man smiled and said, "That's not for sure! Young people now! "It's true that it's young enough.
"Hao Yun! You little bunny get me out! Wu Yi didn't even knock on the door, just pushed the door open and scolded. A group of children and the teacher who was lecturing were all startled by Wu Yi and looked at him with blank eyes. After waiting for a long time, I didn't see Lao Hao and his grandson pick him up, and Wu was embarrassed. This is a trembling little hand raised and said, "Hao Yun is from the second class, we are here from the first class, you are in the wrong place!" Just saying this, the kid was trembling, mainly because Wu Yi's momentum was too vicious, didn't he even dare the teacher squeak.
However, the child who spoke was not without gain, Wu Yi had already seen several little girls in their class flattering him. "Oh, thank you, little brother, teacher, you continue."
Wu Yi repeatedly confirmed the door number this time before pushing the door directly, but before he could shout, a child stood up and said in surprise, "Dad? What are you doing here? "Don't ask, this kid must be Hao Yun, he is indeed quite clever." You don't know what you're doing at school? Why did I get here? I'm here to wipe your ass! Heng Mei coldly pointed at Qianfu, bowing his head and being willing to be a son of a cow, uh, anyway, Wu Yi's acting skills are the same as his nickname, there is nothing wrong!
"Hehe, you are Hao Yun's parents, I am Hao Yun's homeroom teacher, my surname is Zhang, hello!" Are all the teachers in this world surnamed Zhang? Wu Yi complained and greeted at the same time, he still remembered that the teacher who changed Qinglong to Qinglong Study Group was also surnamed Zhang. "Hello Mr. Zhang, this troublemaker in our family has bothered you, do you smoke?"
As soon as Wu Yi looked up, he saw the face that made him unforgettable for countless days and nights, that's right, Teacher Zhang who changed the Qinglong Gang to the Qinglong Study Group was him! "Teacher Zhang!" As soon as Lao Zhang heard this title, he knew that this was his student, but he had a preconceived idea, he thought that Wu's surname was Hao, but he didn't think of what it was called for a long time. Lao Zhang looked at his watch and said, "Mr. Hao, I still have about ten minutes to get out of class, why don't you wait for me for a while?" ”
This didn't say it, just Chong He could get out of class on time, so he didn't let Wu Yi put him in the first place. After waiting for a little more cigarette, the bell for the end of class was still the same as before, and Wu Yi also returned to the beginning in a trance. "You're Wu Sick, right?" Lao Zhang's voice sounded from behind, "Go to my office and talk!" Lao Zhang led this pair of fake fathers and sons, and it could be seen that Lao Zhang was still very happy.
"Sit down, Wu Sick, your kid was so naughty that he let you find your daughter-in-law first, and you even have a child!" Wu Yi sat down tremblingly, the atmosphere in the office made him very uncomfortable, although he often came at the beginning, but every time he came in with a crime, the three words of office are no less powerful than the detention center for students.
Hao Yun secretly stepped on Wu Yi next to him, only to remind him that he was a "positive character" today, and he couldn't help straightening his waist. Lao Zhang lit a cigarette and took a puff and said, "I don't know what you young people think, when you were in school, you couldn't stop anyone, but when you should start a family, you can't find it, you used the right idea at the wrong time!"
Wu Yi smiled dryly and didn't speak, Lao Zhang continued, "A few days ago, when you wrote a love letter, the girl asked me to find her a partner, but why didn't you get married at all, and you didn't say a word to me when you were so close, and I wiped my ass with you." "Oh yes, why is your surname Wu and your son's surname Hao?"
It's coming, it's finally here! Drinking that bit of beer in the morning has now all become Wu Ill's sweat, since Wu Ill was worried about Lao Zhang asking about this matter just now, I thought about it for a long time and didn't think of a good reason, even if you said that Hao Yun was an orphan he picked up, then it should be the same as Wu Ill's surname Wu, how did you get the surname Hao?
Lao Zhang couldn't help but be a little suspicious when he saw that Wu Ill's sweat was the same as not wanting money, but it soon turned into a look of sudden realization, "Oh! I understand!! Girls are inevitably a little strong, my daughter-in-law was yelling a few days ago to let the second child take her surname, it's nothing anyway, it's all her own, and the little couple will have a good chat and pass! ”
Wu Yi is now very grateful to Lao Zhang for his brain, why didn't he come up with such a good reason? Is there really a problem with Lao Tzu's IQ? Lao Zhang shook his head and stomped on him and said, "Okay, let's get back to the topic, the main reason why I called you here today is because Hao Yun's academic performance has dropped very much recently, and he is always absent-minded in class, so he can still complete his homework, I want to ask if something happened to your family?" ”
"No, no, when I'm done with this time, I will definitely tutor him well!" Lao Zhang exclaimed: "Can you still tutor him with your math water bottle?" Don't let his academic performance drop because you tutor him! Hao Yun couldn't hold back and laughed out loud. Wu Yi also kneaded his hair into a chicken nest as punishment. "That Teacher Zhang, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first, you can rest assured that I will communicate with the child when I go home!" Wu Yi felt that if he didn't leave, he would have to show his feet sooner or later. Lao Zhang nodded and said, "Try not to do it, the easiest way to communicate with your children is always your parents." ”
"You just said my grandfather was fine, right?" Hao Yun, this kid didn't recognize his life at all, Wu Yi just wanted to agree, and he remembered what this kid did, and said with a pull on his face, "Stand up!" Don't get close to me! "Hao Yun is just a child after all, and it's already very good to be scared by Wu Yi and not cry. Wu Yi poked Hao Yun's forehead and asked sharply, "Do you dislike your grandfather?" Do you think your grandfather has embarrassed you? Do you know how hard it was for your grandfather to be outside every day! ”
"I didn't!" Although Hao Yun was about to cry, he still stubbornly looked at Wu Ill. "Then why don't you let your grandfather come? Do you know how sad he is to be disliked by his grandson? I think you're a white-eyed wolf! "I didn't! I didn't! I'm not a white-eyed wolf! "It's hard to see if this kid can't hold back his tears.
Wu Zhi also felt that this child was not a bad heart, but this matter had to be clarified, otherwise Wu Zhi would not even be able to sleep well. At this time, three little ruffians who dyed their hair like a traffic light passed by in front, and Wu Yi clearly saw the red hair glaring at Hao Yun, and Hao Yun was frightened and drilled straight behind Wu Yi. There's something going on here! Wu Yi stopped Hao Yun and said, "Do you know that my brother used to be the gold medal fighter of the Blue Dragon Gang?" Just walked past the traffic light, and I could level it with one hand! ”
Hao Yun exclaimed, "Really? You don't lie to me? Wu said proudly: "Is this still fake?" If you don't believe it, ask your grandfather, he knows about it! Hao Yun clapped his hands and shouted, "That's great, it's because they keep asking me to collect protection money, I don't have money to give them and say that they are going to beat my grandfather today, I have no choice but not to let my grandfather come, I plan to let them beat me, I didn't expect my grandfather to really invite you, thank you really today, Brother Wu!" ”
Wu Yi stretched out his thumb and said with a smile: "Okay! It's a man, you don't have to worry about this, my brother will settle it for you, and I promise that the traffic lights won't bother you in the future! "Really? Great, Brother Wu, I will introduce you to beautiful women in the future! Wu Yi smiled and scolded, "People are small and big, go brother, please eat fried chicken, oh yes, your grandfather is here, go and explain to him first!" ”
"Hmmm! I'll make it clear to my grandfather that I like him the most! "Oh yes! Do you think it's okay to introduce beautiful women to me? "Hao Yun"...... The big husband is out of his word, and the horse is hard to chase! And lo and behold! "This kid will definitely have a future in the future!