Chapter 7 The Dog King Who Can Smoke

"You're the human who speaks our words?" Wu Yi always felt that there was an underworld boss in front of him, although he was just a bulldog, but his momentum was very strong, and he was followed by two wolf dogs that were a little smaller than him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info how to say that Poseidon is also the king of dogs in this neighborhood.

"You're the dog king of this piece, I'm glad you will!" Wu Yi nodded and looked very similar to a profession in the Republic of China, the "dog traitor" already has someone, oh no, there is a cat that has been scolded, although it is now blocked by six dogs under the tree and dare not come down. "Brother dog, do you smoke?" Originally, Wu Yi was just polite, but he didn't expect Poseidon to really open his mouth and wait for Wu Yi to stuff the cigarette into his mouth.

Poseidon skillfully spit out a smoke ring, and the man stood up and patted Wu Yi on the shoulder with a huge dog paw, and said, "Brother, we will be our own people in the future, if we are in trouble, we must help each other!" "I don't know why, knowing that he is just a dog, Wu Yi still feels flattered." Brother Bo, it's serious for you to say this, who are the two of us, and who can't help or not, they are all their own people, and they must not shirk if they can help their brothers! ”

Wu Yi didn't dare to say anything to death, the ghost knows what a dog will ask you to help him, whether to let Wu Yi help him find a piece of special taste of or how to drop. Or did he make Wu Yi his translator and declare himself king and form a new kingdom? At that time, Wu Ill can still be charged with treason and human beings, and Wu Ill has thought about it, and when the time comes, he will directly pretend to be neurotic, and it is a big deal to live in a mental hospital for a lifetime, at least he can save a dog's life.

Poseidon bared his teeth and smiled, Wu Yi could see the chicken butt he ate yesterday. "Hey! Don't be nervous, brother came today just to say hello to you, you used to be ignorant (you can't understand dog talk) brother is not easy to see with you, and you often help my group of dogs, to be honest, your prestige is not ordinarily high. "Wu has no sense of accomplishment at all.

"Don't dare, don't dare, I'm mainly kind-hearted, and I can't see them pitiful. Hey! Poseidon looked like a big brother, stretched out his claws to hold Wu Ill, and Wu Ill hurriedly squatted down to facilitate it (the author can't stand it!). )。 Poseidon stopped Wu Yi and said affectionately, "Brother, can you do me a favor now?" "! He won't really let Lao Tzu help him find, right? How can I refuse him?

Just when Wu's head was running rapidly, Poseidon said something that almost made him flash. "Brother, give me another cigarette?" Poseidon had a flattering expression on his face, and his tail wagging was cheerful. Wu Yi wiped the sweat on his head and lit it again, and asked, "I said, Brother Bo, why are you so addicted to smoking?" ”

Poseidon looked like he was reminiscing about the past, Wu was sick and Maza was ready, just waiting to listen to the bloody past of the rivers and lakes, but he opened his mouth and said, "It's all my fucking master, this thing brought me back, three boxes of cigarettes a day, I was young and ignorant at that time, I smoked second-hand smoke with him every day, and when I came back to my senses, I couldn't quit my addiction!" "Then what would you do if your usual smoking addiction came up?"

Wu Yi didn't think that a dog could light a cigarette, if that was the case, it was estimated that the Wang Xingren had already occupied the earth.

Poseidon said with a sad face, "How can I say that I am also a king, in order to smoke a cigarette, I have to let my little brother look for cigarette butts everywhere like a wild dog who can still smoke, can you experience such a sad mood?" Wu Yi still wondered why some stray dogs ran away when they saw cigarette butts, it turned out to be because of this.

"This is not the worst, Lao Tzu's dog paws can't hold cigarettes at all, do you know how many times I have to be burned in order to smoke a cigarette?" Wu Yi thought of a dog trying to hang up on a cigarette butt but was always burning and barking, and when he finally found the right position, the cigarette butt had been extinguished by his saliva, and Wu Yi wanted to laugh when he thought of that scene.

At this time, you must hold back, or Poseidon will be angry and give himself a mouthful, with his big mouth, it is not a joke. "Brother, I know you want to laugh, laugh if you want to laugh, who made us not have as flexible claws as you?" "That's a hand!" "It's all the same, it's all the same." Wu Disease "......"

"Brother report my name if you have something, I'm here to do it!" Before leaving, Poseidon asked Wu for a cigarette, and it is estimated that he will come more often in the future. Wu Yi thought to himself, "Report your name!" At most, people know that Poseidon is the god of the sea, and the devil knows that Poseidon will be a dog, and who will be afraid of a dog, even if it is the king of dogs. Wu Yi said in such a low voice mainly because he didn't want them to bother him.

"Wu disease! Not at home? "His voice sounds like Lao Hao, but he usually shouts that he is wrong, what's wrong today?" Here I am! "Wu Yi is really Lao Hao at first glance, and today Lao Hao seems to have dressed up, at least put on a clean vest. Wu Yi was still a little uncomfortable when he saw such a clean old Hao, but when he saw his old face, he completely let go.

"I said Lao Hao, you are going to go on a blind date when you are dressed so beautiful, right? What kind of spring are you called? Oh, it's called twilight love! Hahaha! Lao Hao said with a white face, "You just destroy me, come with me!" Lao Hao was about to leave with Wu Ai, and Wu Ai hurriedly asked, "What is this for?" You're going to kidnap me, and you've got to think of a reasonable reason, right? Lao Hao pulled Wu Zhi and walked a few steps, and then pushed Wu Yi into the house and said, "You hurry up and find a better clothes to change into, I have something to ask you for help!" ”

Wu Yi saw that Lao Hao was not joking, so he changed his clothes and asked, "What's going on?" Did something happen to your grandson? "Except for Lao Hao's grandson (how does it sound like a curse?) Wu Ying really couldn't think of anything that could make him rush like this. "I want you to be my son for a while!"

"What do you mean?" Don't look at Wuzhi with a calm face, but he is ready to beat people in his heart, if Wu Sick's temper comes up, he will dare to go up to the emperor Laozi, he relied on this violent temper to make a big name at the beginning.

Lao Hao sighed and said, "It's not my grandson Hao Yun, that little rabbit cub!" "I kindly remind you that, from a genetic point of view, you are also scolding yourself and your son when you scold him as a little rabbit!" If Lao Hao had returned his mouth a long time ago, but today he didn't say a word. "What the hell is going on?"

"Hao Yun's test results this time were not very good, his teacher asked his parents to ask, but he didn't dare to tell his father." Wu Yi put on leather shoes and said, "Then why don't you go by yourself?" Aren't you his grandfather also a parent? Lao Hao's eyes rolled out two cloudy tears, and he didn't say a word. That stinky boy can't be disgusted with you, right? Wu Yi looked at Lao Hao's expression and already guessed seventy-seven-eighty-eight.

"I'm not going!" Wu Yi is a very important person who values filial piety, and he thinks that people who are not filial to even their parents are not human beings at all! Lao Hao jumped up, "Wu Sick, I beg you, I'm just a friend of yours here, you must help me!" Hao Yun's mother knows that she will definitely have to do it again, so you should help me! If it doesn't work, I'll give you money! ”

Wu said angrily, "It's not about money, if you lack money, I can lend it to you, but that little rabbit cub doesn't even like you, do you still expect a fart in the future?" It's good that this kind of unfilial thing is beaten to death! "No, it is! My grandson is very filial, and usually secretly takes food for me from home, and he must have some last resort to do this! ”

Wu Yi couldn't resist Lao Hao in the end, and reluctantly agreed, but his angry face made people afraid, he was already angry, but now he is more like a ruffian.

Lao Hao's tricycle pedaled so fast that even the young man riding a bicycle on the side couldn't catch up, and when he arrived at the school gate, he repeatedly told Wu Ill that he must not say that he was a grandson, the child is still young and ignorant, and it will be okay to teach him well in the future. Wu Yi didn't have a good breath and said, "It's still young, I can't control it now, I'll see how you manage it in the future!" "My grandson is in the second class, you just say that your name is Hao Ren and he will understand! Don't scold him, he's cowardly! ”

"Got it!" Although Wu Yi agreed, he still planned to teach this kid a good lesson, and the scene he remembered most about Lao Hao was that he asked him to drink a bottle of drink when he saw Lao Hao sweating profusely, but Lao Hao turned his hand and put it in his arms, but instead bit a bowl of boiled water with Wu Ai Wu Ai thought that he didn't drink drinks, but Lao Hao said that he wanted to keep it for his grandson to drink.