Chapter 9: alchemy
It was a sunny day, but it didn't match the Red Devil Pavilion very well, and I drank tea to cover up my gaffe while thinking about what to say. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Even if it's a second global war, it's been more than twenty years since it ended," Pache naturally broke the silence, "Miss Alice doesn't seem to have much concept or interest in war, and in fact I'm not interested either, so let's talk about sunscreen." ”
"It's long overdue," I breathed a sigh of relief, "the sunscreen that flows in from the outside world is not an inexhaustible thing, Patchouli, could it be that the sunscreen of the eldest and second misses was imitated by you with alchemy?" ”
"Not bad."
"Oh," I became intrigued, "can you make it on the spot?" ”
"Hey, what a coincidence, the stock is running out," said Remilia, "Patchy, get some out while Miss Alice is interested." ”
"......," Pache pulled down her face, as if she was troublesome, "I said last time to refine a few more bottles." ”
"I can't use it all at once, and who knows if it will hurt my skin if I use it after storing it for a long time."
"I also said that the principle of action and the main ingredients of physical sunscreens can ensure that there is no pollution and pollution, where is the harm." Patchouli dodged the rogue gaze of the eldest lady with a disgusted face, "What's more, even if it really has a harmful effect, what is there to be afraid of a demon who has been a young girl all his life!" ”
"Eh......" Remilia was instantly beaten from a rogue Lori to a resentful aunt, and then she struggled unrelentingly, "Didn't you also read that argument from the sunscreen manual, you must know that humans are very cunning, and humans who sell goods are even more unscrupulous nonsense, unreliable, unreliable." ”
"Isn't what has been proven by genius magic unreliable? Ah, forget it, it seems that you can't be idle during the day, and the poor ones plan to agree to your request, since Remi doesn't trust human sunscreen, it's safe to stop using it. Patchouli said regretfully.
Should I say a few words for the eldest lady and ask for a favor?
Seeing that the eldest lady was almost lying on the ground in a badly affected posture, I said, "If the eldest lady doesn't believe it, there is still the second lady, in order to let Flandor bask in the sun and establish a good environment for deepening mental health, Teacher Pachouli will do it for me once." ”
"Well, well, that's for Fran's sake."
I vaguely caught a glimpse of the eldest lady's thumbs up.
"First of all, the raw materials." Pache summoned the little demon to her side, and even if it wasn't the first time I'd seen it, I still felt that the wings on my head were really a curious racial trait.
After greeting me good morning, the little devil brought some mineral materials, plant roots, and finally a few bottles of sealed clear liquid according to Pache Li's request.
"These are the ingredients?"
"Of course, the raw materials are not complicated," says Pache "The active ingredients of physical sunscreens are nano-particle titanium dioxide and zinc oxide, and the harmonizing ingredients are glycerin, emulsifiers and other ingredients, the so-called emulsifiers are things that keep the emulsion stable, and it is relatively easy to synthesize with alchemy." ”
Like a beauty coach, Miss Witch began to draw a circular alchemy array pattern on the floor tiles of the gazebo, using a drawing tool that was not chalk or other common writing tools, but a stream of air with colors, so at this time, Patchouli did not lie on the ground and draw the figure one by one, but just stood in place and used her brain power to control the air flow with a higher density than ordinary air to automatically arrange a magic array.
"Those bottles of clear liquid are water, huh?" I asked.
"The carbon components of the plant and the purified water are used to make glycerin, plus some other ingredients can be used to make emulsifiers," the coach explained, "The trouble is not the collection of raw materials, but the drawing of alchemy arrays, and the complex composition of the product makes the composition of the array even more complicated." ”
"If the eldest lady and the second lady need it," I said, "the eldest lady can go and learn it." ”
"Ah...... Don't do it, it's so troublesome. Remilia said in a casual manner, then was glared at by Pache and closed her mouth honestly.
Ten minutes passed, the alchemy array composed of high-density air currents shone colorful light on the ground, and the use did not look like refining sunscreen at all, but more like a trap at the door of the treasure, and I saw a few familiar chemical equations on the array, the expression method is similar to that used by the human academy, but I don't think human beings can think of using the chemical equations used to assist thinking as actual production tools - just like the way that Miss Pachouli can play a role by integrating chemical equations into the alchemy array.
Alchemy is indeed a rather nonsense subject, and even magicians are inexplicably surprised that alchemy can work, and the result after various studies has concluded that most magicians attribute the impetus that makes alchemy work to magic, which is actually a mysterious thing, and the source seems to be the power of thought, but I have at least understood that it is not omnipotent.
Under the command of Pacully, the alchemy raw materials were moved one by one by Miss Remilia into the center of the array, and then the eldest lady opened the sealed bottle and stepped aside.
The witch squatted down, pressed her hands on the ground, and after the instantaneous process of lightning and explosion, the array had dispersed, several transparent bottles were filled with milky white paste, and there were still some alchemy residues left on the ground, which were swept into the basket by the little devil with a broom and taken to deal with.
"This is sunscreen?" I put my finger into the bottle and picked some out, put my nose and sniffed, "This aromatic molecule is an additional ingredient, right?" ”
"Now that we've done it, we've done it better." The witch said, "Don't eat it, it's mostly heavy metals, and although it's not harmful, it's still quite troublesome to eat." ”
"You should talk to Fran about this......"
"I'm afraid you don't have common sense."
"I still have a little common sense," I said, "and the use of sunscreen seems to be a bit of a hassle, and I don't need sunscreen, so there's no need to learn alchemy." ”
"If you want to learn, you are always welcome." Professor Norregi, whose enthusiasm for teaching seems to have been suppressed for a long time, said.
"You can force it to be handed over to your eldest lady."
"Oh ho ho, Fran I'm here to play with you." The eldest lady slipped out onto the grass and snatched Fran's ball with her hand.
"......," I continued, "it's not bad to teach a maid." ”
"Ahh Miss Hong Misuzu scratched her head, not looking like she was lying.
"So you see, I'm not motivated at all." The witch makes the final evaluation of the Red Devil Pavilion family.
"If you had been stricter, this lazy atmosphere would have changed a long time ago, because Pache is too accustomed to your eldest lady."
"Remi is the head of the family, and I am not responsible for the overall atmosphere of the family."
"Your whole family is lazy!"
"Huh? Well. Miss Witch nodded indifferently.
I thought it was a sunny and leisurely day, but apparently common sense didn't always meet my expectations, and when I looked up by chance while drinking black tea, I saw a fireball falling from the sky, which was extremely dazzling in the clear sky, and its trajectory extended to the Enchanted Forest.