"It's the common people," Pache said, "and the majority." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

This is probably not the silent majority, but the ignorant majority, but there is no such thing as an ignorant majority in Gensokokyo—it would be more appropriate to call it the ignorant majority, so Miss Pache and Miss Remilia's thinking seems to be still at the stage of outsiders.

"Forget it, Fran is cute now for most of the time, probably no problem," the eldest lady said, and looked at Fran, who was playing a game of ball toss with Shanghai not far away, "Little Shanghai is really good, his strength is big enough, and he is very accurate in catching the ball." ”

"Of course," I said, "Shanghai must be of the kind that is very capable of fighting, and it may be better than my master in a fight." ”

"Ahh Patchouli remained noncommittal.

Miss Vampire laughed so much that she almost knocked down the parasol, which made Miss Misuzu hurriedly shout, "Miss be careful!" "While straightening the parasol.

Seeing this scene, I reacted, there was no parasol on the grass where Miss Fran ran around, I followed Remilia to look over, the grass was distributed on both sides of the stone road leading to the main entrance of the main hall, the place where Fran and Shanghai played was on the lawn in the east, not far from the easternmost pavilion of the entire Red Devil Pavilion, which was planted with many tall trees, the species of which were common in Gensokyo, and it seemed that they were not brought from Europe, but transplanted directly from the Gensokyo forest.

Most of the places where Fran plays are shaded by trees, even if she occasionally runs past the sun-drenched spots.

The eldest lady seemed to see my doubts: "Recently, something has flowed in from the outside world, and Misuzu has found a plaster called sunscreen, which really has an effect after being wiped all over the skin, but although I am not very afraid of the sun, it is still very uncomfortable to rub on the body." ”

"How did outsiders become so laid-back?" I was puzzled and said, "Aren't you going to fight?" ”

"Alice," Patchouli gave a rare look of pity, "it seems that you have been squatting at home for too long, affecting the judgment of time consciousness, how pitiful." ”

"Huh? What the? "Enough! Enough of today's irony! It's so much that even eyes in the normal wavelength receiving range can see it!

"Miss Patchouli!" I said, "Although I don't deny that I have been squatting at home for a long time, and I don't deny that there is indeed something wrong with my sense of time, what qualifications does a family squat have to satirize other people's squatting!" Is a qualified lady the kind of person who is looking for pigtails to hold on to and not speak ill of each other? I think you should go back to Oxford University and do a good fifteen-year social course! ”

It is said that the guy who squats at other people's houses is the one who squats at home! Then I felt that my whole body was gray for several lighters, and although I didn't say it, it was enough to think about it in my heart.

"Hmph, hmph, how bold it is to say such forbidden words in front of a genius magician, go back to school, go back to school or something, Miss Alice, Professor Margot Royd."

It was probably me who was angry, but Patchouli tended to be even more angry, and she stammered when she spoke.

But I couldn't show weakness, and I said, "Well, what can you do, Professor Norregi, even if, even if you can be a visiting professor or even a lecturer in most faculties, so what, do you dare to teach students how to make friends?" Teach students to fall in love? Or teach students to run for city council? ”

After a short flush, just when I was worried that she was about to be triggered by anger, I saw her take a deep breath and exhale slowly, as if she was comforting herself to calm down her excitement, and sure enough, her face returned to normal after a while.

"I almost fell for your tricks, asthma is small, and I can't bear to be ugly." Miss Patchouli said.

"Treacherous? I'm sorry to be sarcastic about your social skills, but you've learned a lot of unnecessary things, and you've already achieved a lot of success with a rake. ”

"I said you haven't stopped," before Pache could reply, the owner of the Red Devil Pavilion had probably been satisfied with the daily farce, and then he picked up a good bargain, "Besides, have any of you ever been at school?" ”

"I didn't." I say.

"I stayed for a while, and I was almost hired as a professor in the Faculty of Physics." Patchouli said.

"And then expelled for preaching heresy?" I didn't forget to stab again.

"The research methods of the Anthropological Academy are ultimately different from those of magicians, and it doesn't help me to spend any amount of time in the school, and it is better to give research funds and research equipment than to be assistants to a few reliable magical apprentices."

"Alright, alright, you can apologize to each other quickly, Patsy, you first." In this respect, Miss Lori is not Lori at all.

"Well, I'm very sorry, Miss Alice." Patchouli cheerfully apologized.

Forced by the situation and Pachuali's surprise concession, I had to stammer, "I—I'll graciously accept your apology, and besides, I'm sorry." ”

"What a simple person." Patchouli picked up her teacup, took two sips, and then said so.

"It's so much better." The eldest lady nodded in satisfaction.

"Back to the topic," I said, "outsiders and ...... Sunscreen? ”

"It's the war and sunscreen of outsiders." Pache corrected.

"Hmm—war?" The eldest lady sighed and said, "It's a long-ago concept." ”

"Anyway," said Pache Valley, "I heard that you entered Gensokyo in the early twentieth century, when there was indeed a global war, but do you know how long it has been? ”

"Uh...... "Although I know that it has been about half a century, this has not formed a clear concept of time in my mind, and I try to dig up the usable information from the corner of memory," I remember a few months before I met Yakumo, in newspapers, magazines, or radio...... It doesn't matter if everything is fine, I saw a new equation proposed by human beings to describe the gravitational field, and the person who proposed the equation seems to have a great reputation in human society, and I was very interested in studying the equation for a while, it seems to be a second-order tensor equation, and I am not proficient in mathematics to the point where I can solve the equation casually, so there is no receipt for the research, and later, I settled in Gensokyo. ”

"At that time, many human nations on the earth were at war," Pache said, "and it was more than 50 years ago." ”

"It's so fast......" So, I don't really feel like it's been 50 years.

"And Alice has studied the gravitational field equation, and even if I don't receive it, I'm impressed with you again."

...... "me," I said, "Is that equation such a great thing?" It's not easy to get praise from a genius magician just by being exposed to it. ”

"Because I've studied it," Patchouli said, "and it's not getting decent results." ”

"It's hard to imagine how brilliant that human being is."

"Well, the focus of today's topic is not on the doctrine of mankind, do you have any special thoughts on Miss Alice, who has been here for more than fifty years?"

"I—I admit it's squatting at home! I was originally a squatting at home! It's always been a squatting at home! ”

ps: The era of Gensokyo Season 7x is probably between 1959 and 1969, and the term squatting at home is probably not popular yet......