Chapter 64: Big Sister's Head
The "Super Extended Luxury Multiplayer Bike" has set off, don't say it, this car looks weird, but it's actually even weirder to ride!
Because I couldn't speed up Wu Ma and followed, I was seen by all kinds of surprise, envy or contempt all the way, even a cheeky person like Wu Yi felt hot, it was not as good as the mini battery car last time, at least we didn't have hemorrhoids to ride it up. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoThis super long luxury multi-person bicycle is simply a shame for the whole family, and only the mentally retarded will like this thing.
"Hey! Dude, where did you buy this car, it looks so atmospheric! "That's a retard! The mentally handicapped threw a cigarette to Wu Ai and asked, "Brother, my father-in-law and his family are coming in a few days, I am worried that there is nothing new for them to play with, can you transfer this car to me?" "Now people's aesthetics are getting more and more weird, hey, Wu Yi thinks it's a shameful thing, and people just think it's fun.
"You can buy one online yourself, my car is rusty, you give your father-in-law a lot of discounts, if you really can't buy it, you can buy a few bicycles and weld them, you can play as a train!" Wu Yi just said casually, but I didn't expect this person to seem to take it seriously, "Haha brother, you have a good idea, I'll get a dozen cars to weld a piece when I go back, and it must be unique to use that car to pick up the bride!" ”
I don't know if I can get the bride Wu Ill, anyway, if I have such an aunt, Wu Ill has to bury him alive, this child has a problem with his head at all!
I finally got to a slightly higher-grade restaurant, but there was a problem again, their car was too long, and there was nowhere to park. The doorman who parked the car was stunned, "Sir, I can't stop this car!" Wu Yi was still angry, and choked and said, "Can't stop, what kind of doorman are you doing?" Don't say I didn't tip you, don't rust me! ”
The doorman couldn't take the five-yuan tip from Wu Ill, he had been a doorman here for more than two years, and the first time he saw someone who gave a five-yuan tip, and he parked a bicycle! "Sir, please don't embarrass me, or I'll give you ten dollars, and you can stop yourself?" As he spoke, he really took out ten dollars. Who will get along with money, ten yuan is also money, stop by yourself, "You help me hold the butt of the car!" "Doorman" ......"
His car is occupied by a parking space, Wu Yi said that he is very satisfied, every day I hear people say that their parking space is occupied, and that one says that his wife is not going to work in the community to help people occupy the parking space with a monthly income of more than 10,000 yuan. Quan Teh is showing off his wealth, and today Lao Tzu also shows off his bicycle with a bicycle! When Wu Yi went in, he found that he had asked the doorman to give Yin, and he gave him five yuan, so he gave himself ten yuan, and he parked his own wine for a long time to be worth five yuan.
This is the result of not studying hard! Who let himself be bad at math, let the family deserve it, Wu Yi himself has no face to ask others for money.
"Ernie sauce, hurry up, everyone is in a hurry, just wait for the order!" Sophia didn't care whether Wu Yi was mourning for her math or not, and dragged Wu Yi to the private room like a dead dog. "! Didn't you say that you were waiting for me to order food, why did you eat it all? Huang Mei wiped his mouth and said, "This is an appetizer, how to say that you are also the head of the family, and the order must wait for you!" ”
Mother Wu nodded with satisfaction, for this daughter-in-law who is as beautiful as a flower, filial to herself at home, and goes out to give face to men, the more pleasing she looks, if only she could have a fat doll. Of course, if Wu Yi really does Huang Mei what it is, it is estimated that Huang Mei will immediately turn on the drought mode, and there are trees for thousands of miles in the red land! Then Brother Tiandao opened a new chapter in the extinction of all species.
"Hey, I didn't expect there to be a dish of Tang monk meat here, that's it!" Mother Wu seems to be very interested in the dish of Tang Seng meat, and after ordering, she gave the menu to Tang Seng who was full of black lines, and it was not easy for anyone to find that they had become a dish, not to mention that our jade brother was allergic to the word Tang Seng meat, and when he heard the word, he subconsciously wanted to find Wukong.
Except for Wu's mother, everyone looked at Tang Seng playfully, and Tang Seng took the menu with a dark face, "It's up to me to see what I'm doing, I'm not allowed to have the same name!" Get me a bomber! "The names of the dishes in this restaurant are all weird, anyway, you can't tell what it is just by looking at the name of the dish. Huang Mei ordered a "dragon playing in the water", just listening to the name is high, and it is estimated that it has something to do with seafood. Sophia was relatively simple, and directly ordered twenty bottles of soda, and the rest were all from Wu's illness.
Since Huang Mei's son Miscellaneous Angel Chicken was also present, all chicken-related dishes could not be ordered, otherwise it would be easy to scare children, and the names of the dishes here were rather strange, so Wu Ill had a lot of trouble ordering food. When Wu's mother first came, she wanted to use the miscellaneous angel chicken to stew Huang Mei in soup, but she didn't find the kitchen knife, and when she planned to return the hair first, Huang Mei had already returned, and saw that Wu's mother fried her son's frightened hair in the pot.
The dragon playing in the water is the stewed soup of shredded radish, don't you say that the red, red, green and green look really like that, Tang Seng meat is braised pork, Wu Ma eats it with relish, as for the bomber ordered by Tang Seng is a whole chicken with pigeon eggs, just put on the table the miscellaneous angel chicken scared back into the bag and hugged the nest. Wu Yi almost ordered the appetizer just now, and it was all vegetarian anyway.
"What else to eat here, it's a vegetarian dish, let's go here to eat fasting and chanting Buddha!" Wu was so angry that he even threw away the chopsticks, and Tang Seng said proudly, "I still have the foresight, look at how fat our chicken grows!" "Huang Mei really wants to shave his head well, his son is almost demented from being scared, and he is still showing off there, obviously he doesn't take Goddess Huang in his eyes!
"It's fraud! This is a pit man! This is simply a fool of a stupid boy! The more Wu Yi spoke, the more angry he became, and unconsciously his voice rose higher. Before he could get off the stool, a middle-aged man with a slight fortune came in, followed by a dozen security guards, who looked more like thugs.
"I'm sorry sir, we are a high-end place, please don't make a loud noise, so as not to disturb other customers!" The words are more polite, but the expression is almost like saying, Lao Tzu is pit you again, and you have the ability to beat me! The thugs and security guards also began to show their tattoos, some undressed, some unbuttoned, and some showed the wrong ones to show hello kt, that's it, the one who took off his pants was too much!
Mother Wu suddenly stood up excitedly, opened her mouth and finally sat down again. "You're Sister Hong?!" Mother Wu sat down, and the middle-aged man who had made a fortune was excited, and the fat on his face was trembling, like jelly. It's probably not enough to just say it, this product has taken a few steps forward, this is going to be done? Wu Yi found out that he was about to teach him to be a man, but Wu's mother suddenly stopped Wu Yi and said, "This is your Uncle Qi!" ”
The two of you, you look at me, I look at you, the affection is completely like an old lover meeting, the style of painting has changed, this is going to become a bitter drama! Huang Mei took out a bag of potato chips out of nowhere, clicked and ate, "You have lost weight!" Then Qi Fatzi said to Wu's mother, "You have lost weight!" Huang Mei said again: "You have lost weight too!" Mother Wu touched her tears and said, "You have lost weight too!" ”
Completely right, Tang Seng handed over a bottle of soda and asked, "Hey, how do you know what they are going to say, do you have mind reading?" Huang Mei said disdainfully, "Why do you still use such high-end things, most TV dramas act like this!" "Let Huang Mei stir up like this, and the bitter drama can't go on at all.
Mother Wu wiped away her tears and said, "This is my former brother, Qi Qin!" "It's still called Qi Qin at this size, and it's almost the same as riding a pig! Qi Qin grinned and said, "I am the number one junior brother of the eldest sister, Qi Qin, you can call me Uncle Qi, or you can call me Qi Fatty, today I will be the owner, just open your belly and eat!" Wu Yi sarcastically said, "Except for cabbage, which is radish, what is delicious!" "It's not Wu Disease, who made him look at his mother!
Qi Qin grinned and said, "Big nephew, we are all for those who are rich and lack hearts, they don't care if what they eat is expensive or not, they just want to be auspicious, the more earthy the turtle is the more delicious the dish name, the more oil and water!" Tang Seng wanted to beat people, just now he showed that he knew how to order more food, gritted his teeth and asked, "This." Why is braised pork called Tang monk meat? ”
"Hey! Isn't Tang monk meat known as immortality, my eldest sister liked sweets at the beginning, so she has always called braised pork Tang monk meat! ”