Chapter 63: Mother Wu with a story
"How! I'll just ask you how it is! "Wu Yi has been stealing the national treasure back, don't mention it, when he meets people, he asks how people are, and they don't know what they mean, so they can only say okay, cow break! As a result, the goods were about to go to the sky, and it wasn't until Mo Lian took the sedative to give him an injection that he relented. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The things were taken away by Hu Xiaohua, and the 10,000 yuan of yellow wheat was also received, which can be said to be the largest business since the opening of the waste acquisition station. Wu Yi hugged 10,000 yuan and laughed stupidly all day, if it weren't for Tang Seng Huang Mei Sophia and the mushroom brothers surrounding him, it is estimated that he would have been happy all day.
Wu Yi leaned on the sofa and was making a joke to himself, "Haha, 10,000 yuan!" Grandpa Mao, why are you so beautiful, oops, you are thin, if you are a little fatter, it will look better! "I mean, aren't you going to treat us a bit?" The only one in the whole family who spoke in this tone was our Queen Huang, as soon as Wu Yi looked up, he really saw Queen Huang's beautiful face, if there was no smile and cold eyes, it would be better.
Wu Yi put the money in his arms and said vigilantly, "What do you want to do?" Tang Seng smiled, "Don't do it, I just want to get my portrait fee back!" Huang Mei said chicly: "My advice fee." Even Sophia timidly said, "My body usage fee!" "Brother Mushroom" I'll just look at it and don't speak. Wu Yi still made the last struggle: "This is my money!" ”
Tang Seng clicked the beer bottle in his hand, the bottle was broken, and there was only a little broken glass on his bare head, and he looked at Wu Yan coldly. Huang Mei stared playfully at the lower half of Wu Yi's body, playing with a flame in his hand. Sophia thought for a moment with her fingers in her mouth, and pulled her head off. The mushroom brothers didn't move, and it seemed that they really came to see the excitement.
It seems that this catastrophe can't be avoided, Wu Yi gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" I'm in for a treat, you pack up your things, I think the new Lanzhou ramen restaurant on the corner is very good, let's ......" Tang Sheng smiled without saying a word, and brought himself another bottle. Wu Yi timidly handed him eighty-eight and said, "If you don't want to be angry, use this!" Tang Seng still remembers the fact that Wu Yi used eighty-eight to change his hairstyle, and when he saw eighty-eight, he unnaturally hid behind Huang Mei.
Huang Mei was also a little empty when she saw Wu Ai take out eighty-eight, Wu Ai was famous for recognizing money and not people, and he was anxious to do anything. At this time, you must not be cowardly, one word, just do it! Huang Mei made a big move, only to see her feet slightly separated, her face was solemn, she took a deep breath, and her dantian exerted her strength, "Mom!" Hurry up and take care of Wu's disease! ”
Wu Ill even aimed at Huang Mei at the mouth of the bottle, for fear that she would play some big fireball technique, but she came to a summoning technique, and it was Wu Ill's mother who was summoned, how to fight this, it was not dead at all!
Wu's mother was picking vegetables with a bundle of green onions, and when she heard the call of her prospective daughter-in-law, she came with green onions. "Xiao Huang, what's the matter, did Wu Ill make you angry again?" Huang Mei stomped her feet and hugged Wu's mother and complained, "Mom, you take care of Wu's illness, Lao Tang and Sophia helped him earn 10,000 yuan, I asked him to invite others to have a meal and thank him, but he didn't agree, what kind of person is this!" ”
Like a dragon chanting like a phoenix, this thing is slender and inconspicuous, with endless divine feathers at one end, and shiny at the other end, which has obviously gone through endless years, and appeared silently in the hands of Wu Ma. As soon as this thing appeared, the wind and clouds changed color in an instant, and Wu Yi was even more frightened and trembling, it was Wu's mother's magic weapon feather duster!
"I told you not to study well! I call you wolf-hearted dog-lung! People are tired and tired to help you, you don't pay your salary, you don't even want to have a meal! How could I have such a conscienceless son as you! I'm so! Wu Yi was pumped and ran around the yard with his head in his arms, not daring to run too fast, for fear that his mother would chase after him and fall again. Tang Seng's asshole that was laughing on the side bloomed.
Huang Mei saw that it was almost over, so she stopped Wu's mother and said, "Mom, don't be angry, Wu knows it's wrong, right?" In the end, this is to ask Wu Ill, not to mention how proud he is. Wu Ma waved like magic, the feather duster was gone, Sophia circled around Wu Ma several times but didn't find it, and looked at Wu Ma with stars in her eyes. The panting Mother Wu slowly sat down with Huang Mei's support.
"How many times have I told you, we came out to mix up by brothers! If you want to sit in the position of the boss, you must serve the public, it is not enough to convince people with virtue, you must give both grace and might, let him worship you and let him believe in you, what are you? I just made some money, I don't know what my surname is, and I have to let my brother have a soup to drink when I eat meat, otherwise why would people follow you? What do you make me do like this...... I'll see if the water is boiling! ”
Everything in the room was stunned, and even the angry face mushroom drew an exclamation mark on his face with a pen to show that he was surprised. Sophia's eyes popped out again, and Wu Yi calmly returned the eyeballs in his pocket to Sophia, this time even Huang Mei was petrified, and he didn't blame them. Think about it, an old lady who was just picking green onions threw down the green onions and suddenly talked to you about the vendetta of the rivers and lakes, and said that the head is the Tao, such a contrast is really a bit big.
Tang Seng was stunned for a while, then took out a small notebook and began to record what Wu's mother had just said, and trembled excitedly, "Listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years!" This is simply the absolute iron rule of being the boss, I still think that the sentence of eating meat and giving soup is the most incisive, and now I have mastered the essence of the party boss, as long as I recruit a few younger brothers, I can fight the world! "It's as if he has a little brother when he beckons.
Huang Mei bit her fingers and thought, "Mom is definitely a person with a story!" Hey, it's getting interesting! ”
Wu Ill has been immune to the kind of living that his mother pops up from time to time, and he was more or less influenced by her when he was messing around outside, Wu Ill guessed that his mother was definitely a powerful superman, but he didn't know why he married his father's maintenance worker, Dad is definitely an ordinary person, and his status in his own family is a little higher than Wu Ill, Wu's mother's feather duster is not only afraid of Wu Disease, but also Dad Wu's fear of death.
At the beginning, Wu's father secretly took five yuan to buy cigarettes, but he was discovered that night, if he hadn't bought Wu's sick top tank with a popsicle in advance, the consequences would be unimaginable. As long as Wu's mother loses her temper at home, Wu's father immediately petrified no matter what he is doing, for fear that he will make Wu's mother even more angry if he continues to do it.
Wu Yi shook his head and threw out the messy thoughts, and said, "Okay, everyone prepare, let's go to the city and have a good meal, I'll do Dong!" "In normal times, Wu Yi's words would definitely get countless praises and support, but now everyone was stunned by Wu's mother's remarks just now, only Sophia cheered loudly without heart and lungs, because she could drink soda unscrupulously again.
"Ernie sauce! I designed a car a few days ago, this time it is absolutely safe, absolutely luxurious, absolutely comfortable, and there are no strange functions, and it will not be checked by the traffic police uncle! Hearing Sophia say this, Wu Ai's curiosity was completely mobilized, "Sophia will go and drive the car over first, Huang Mei will call our mother to come together, let's have a family mobilization!" Wu Yi bites the word "our mother" very hard, and the meaning is self-evident.
Huang Mei turned a deaf ear, it was a fart if she was completely ill, but this did not affect her to pull Wu's mother out to go shopping, she was tired of shopping with the stupid Sophia, and besides, she still wanted to dig up the story of Wu's mother, so she went to Wu's mother even by jumping. "Tang Seng came to help, the car was too high, I couldn't move!" As soon as Sophia said this, Wu became even more curious.
Waiting for the luxury car to come out, Wu Yi finally gave up, counting on Sophia to make a big run, and he didn't know how long he would have to wait. This huge thing in front of you must be a bicycle, right? I've heard of a two-person three-person bicycle, and I've never heard of a seven-person bicycle! Feelings Sophia's so-called luxury refers to lengthening, Wu Ying really couldn't explain to her the difference between luxury cars and lengthened cars, she really went crooked.
Wu's mother said that she didn't go to the street anything, it was like this before, almost all of Wu's family's dishes were bought by Wu's father, Wu's mother rarely went out, and she was an absolute housewife. But how could she be able to defeat the yellow charm that was burning in the heart of gossip, and she was directly carried out. "Oops! Xiaohuang, put your mother down, can't your mother go with you! ”