001 assassinates the new teacher in the classroom

My name is Yumu of Saigyuji Temple, and I am a student in Class E of the third year of Tsubaki Middle School. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The so-called E class is the abbreviation of the end class, which is composed of students who have been abandoned by the school.

At the same time, our E-class is an assassination classroom, and we are the killers, and the target is the teacher.

And I, not just an ordinary student, am a ghost with a mission.

I'm from, Gensokyo. My mission was to spend a year in the outside world, and by chance, Purple found a seed in the depths of my soul, this seed, with a powerful energy, in the future, may be able to provide energy for the barrier of Gensokyo. And it is only in the outside world that the seed in me can grow.

The period is, one year.

Therefore, I came to the outside world, and with the help of Purple, I became a student, and the class I was in was the 3-e class, and I chose the 3-e class just because I did something bad and would not be scolded.

In fact, before that day, 3-e was a normal class.

Here's the thing:

On that day, the moon suddenly exploded and evaporated nearly seventy percent, but fortunately it was not in Gensokyo, otherwise the moon people would have come down early to beat people.

It was also on that day that a mysterious octopus appeared in Class E.

"Hello everyone, I'm the prisoner who blew up the moon." "Next year the plan is to blow up the earth as well." ”

"I'm your homeroom teacher now, please take care of me." He refueled as he waved his tentacles.

With the disdain on the faces of his classmates, the man next to him introduced, "I'm Karama from the Ministry of Defense. First of all, what I said next is a state secret, please understand. He lowered his head slightly, "I hope you can kill this monster." ”

"Well, what is he, an alien who has come to invade the earth?" A classmate asked.

As a result, the octopus exploded directly, waving its tentacles everywhere, "It's rude, I'm born and raised on Earth!" ”

"I'm sorry I can't tell you the details. But what this guy said was true. "Uruma confirmed my suspicions, and sure enough, even a strange creature like Purple exists, what is an octopus?

"This creature blew up the moon this year, and it will blow up the earth next year. Only the heads of state know about this, and if the existence of this guy is revealed, the world will be in a panic," Karama said solemnly, "Before that, we must kill him, that is, assassination." As he spoke, he drew a dagger and slashed at the octopus.

Of course, he avoided it, otherwise there would be nothing to do with us.

"But this guy, it's amazingly fast." Wu Ma stabbed and introduced to everyone, "Don't talk about killing him, he will even help you trim your eyebrows!" It's also very well crafted. As he spoke, Uzuma was a little annoyed.

And the octopus, as he said, did.

"He's a super creature with the power to turn a full moon into a crescent. The top speed has Mach 20. In other words, if this guy is serious about escaping, we will all have to wait for death before the destruction of the earth. "If the speed is Mach 20, it is indeed very fast, although I have seen faster speeds, when the dog escapes, the speed is definitely more than Mach 25. But on his own, he still can't catch up.

"But that would be too boring." Octopus put away the eyebrow trimming tool and said lightly, "I proposed it to the country, although I don't want to be killed, but if I am the homeroom teacher of the third grade E class of Tsubaki Middle School, I am willing to serve as it." ”

"No one ever knew what this guy was thinking." "But our government has already agreed to his request on the condition that the student cannot be killed." There were two reasons for this: he could monitor his movements if he came to the classroom every day as a teacher, and more importantly, up to 30 people could get the chance to kill this guy at close range. ”

Okay, that's the story, I personally plan to do this, first live a good study life, after all, it's hard to get out of a trip, but if no one gets it done by March next year, I'll take it to Gensokyo and lock it up, let Sister Yuxiang have a good beating, maybe it'll be fine.

Probably, that's right?

But that's okay, he shouldn't be able to beat me anyway.

The speed of Mach 20 may be very fast in the outside world, but from the strong Gensukyo, the dream also has its own solution.

Well, it's just that you have a lot of experience in killing a certain dog.

But the classmates were obviously completely different from what I thought, so this morning, there was another huge assassination attempt. All the students shot together during the octopus roll call and tried to assassinate it, but in fact this can't be considered an assassination, right?! I was bored to participate, but it was just because I hadn't played a shootout for a long time...... No one in Gensokokyo wants to play with me at all...... But in this way, the next few days will have to play.

No, look, Nakamura was discovered by an octopus in an attempted assassination, and was taught by righteous words: "The assassination should be carried out without affecting learning." So he was punished to stand at the back and listen to the lecture.

Maybe it's because if the assassination is successful, there will be 10 billion yuan, everyone's enthusiasm has been well mobilized, and we also got a piece of information that the octopus's face will change with the change of mood, and the green stripes are a look of contempt.

"Even the country can't kill me, let alone you." It put it this way, "Even when he was attacked by the most advanced fighters, I waxed him in the air." ”

Maybe he was right, but he probably didn't know that there were creatures in this classroom that were as unreasonable as he was.

However, this anomalous creature obviously has no interest in 10 billion yuan, otherwise it may be k.o. the next day.

"Dangdangdang." The bell rang for the end of class, which also meant the arrival of the lunch break, seeing this, the octopus came to open the teacher's door and said to the students, "The teacher will go to China to eat a mapo tofu first, if there are classmates who want to assassinate, please call my mobile phone." As he spoke, he disappeared into the classroom door in the blink of an eye.

But no one noticed that the dream had already quietly disappeared.

In the air, the octopus was concentrating on correcting his homework, and behind him, a small figure was closely following.

"Huh? Dream classmates? Hello. Unconsciously looking back, Mr. Octopus saw a familiar back, which was the vanished dream.

"Hello teacher." Nodding at the octopus, Yumu said.

"Oh, Youmeng is very polite, and I'm very pleased to be a teacher." Octopus put away his homework and chatted with Yumeng. Suddenly, as if he realized something, he shouted, "Eh, wait, what are you doing ...... you?"

"You can fly, huh?" Yumeng rolled her eyes, "In my hometown, there are more people who can fly, and there are more than one or two. ”

"Oh, yes, where is Yumeng's hometown?" The octopus said with interest.

"In a distant place." Thinking back to the various lives in Gensokyo, Yumu smiled softly, "There are many very powerful creatures......

"Yes." The octopus smiled, noncommittal.

"But if you have to blow up the earth in March next year, I'll stop you." After chatting for a while, Yumeng said seriously. In his eyes, this teacher's serious and responsible attitude, as well as his concern for students, are about to catch up with Huiyin's level as a teacher.

"So such a teacher, you can't leave it to Zi or anything, so it's better to leave it to me." Dreamheart said.

"Oh." Octopus smiled, "I'm looking forward to your assassination." ”

……

Maybe it's an abnormal creature, but it's a good teacher. And also

"Teacher, what are you doing looking at me with strange eyes?" The Dream smirked, his fingers moving slightly.

"The teacher has never seen such a beautiful and powerful girl, and I think you are very powerful." Octopus hurriedly explained, but what he didn't know was that his words made a big death.

"Teacher, I'm a boy." Youmeng said angrily, saying that he punched at the octopus, the octopus was defenseless, only felt a sharp pain, and looked again, the tentacle had been broken. The splash of yellow liquid spread out in the air, and the octopus was a little flustered for a while, and almost fell.

But fortunately, the destination is almost there, otherwise something big might happen.

I forgot to mention that Yumu of Xixing Temple, as the younger brother of Yuyuko, although he is a man, he is very beautiful, at least he can be at the forefront of the fantasy township, plus a certain tengu reports about this matter every day, which also leads to Yumu being a little mindful of others saying that he is a woman, although he has been used to it recently. But since a certain octopus is not beaten, he doesn't mind educating it.

"But Yumeng-san, you're very powerful." After the octopus landed, he sighed, "Not only does it have a speed that is not inferior to that of a teacher, but also a strong strength, and it didn't use the teacher's material, but broke my tentacles with pure strength, and you are still the first person." Actually, I may not be your opponent now. ”

"It's okay, teacher," Yumeng didn't mind, "Anyway, what I want is to live a normal campus life, and I don't have any intention of assassinating the teacher, maybe I have to wait until I graduate next year." ”

"And teacher, if you have any questions, you can come to me to solve them, of course, if I don't understand anything, I will ask you." Yumeng smiled, "As the price of playing with the teacher for the first time and expressing my apologies to the teacher for breaking the tentacles, I'll invite you for this meal." ”

Looking at the smiling dream, Mr. Octopus suddenly felt that he saw the shadow of another person on his body, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but float a smile, "It seems that I have to work hard for the teacher, and I can't be looked down upon by a student." ”

"Teacher, what are you still rubbing, hurry up." Ahead, Yume waved at the octopus.

"It's coming, it's coming." Coming out of the memories, Mr. Kill kept up with the footsteps of the dream.