002 Kill the birth of the teacher
002 Kill the birth of the teacher
"I'm back. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "The high-profile way of admission is indeed the same as the octopus, and the dream that is a step later than it stroked his head helplessly, "Teacher, isn't it good to be low-key?" You look at you. It's all scared of our cute little Nagisa. ”
"It's okay, Yume-san." Nagisa didn't see how the dream appeared, but smiled reluctantly, "I'm a boy, not so timid. ”
"Well, that's right." Octopus also nodded, "Although he looks a little more delicate, at least he can see that he is a boy, at least he thinks that he is much more like you." Touching his chin, the octopus added.
"Huh? Dream-san is a boy? Shiota Nagisa showed a surprised expression, and the octopus on the side also laughed, "Hehe, I'll just say it, you also think Yumeng-san's is a girl, right?" ”
"yes." Nodding subconsciously, Nagisa was a little strange, "Isn't Dream-classmate just a girl?" ”
Yes, sure enough, all of them are naturally black. But before solving Chu's problem.....
"Teacher, do you want to break another tentacle?" As he spoke, the dream disappeared in place, and when it reappeared, a tentacle that was still jumping on the ground had already appeared.
"So fast?" Nagisa Shiota stared at him, and thought: If it was Yumeng's classmate, maybe there was really a way to kill the teacher.
It took some more time to explain his gender problem to Nagisa, and after a brief moment of surprise, Nagisa quickly returned to normal, and then pointed to a huge missile in the octopus's hand and asked, "Teacher, what's the matter with this missile in your hand?" ”
"It's a souvenir that was ambushed by the Self-Defense Forces in the Sea of Japan." The octopus said lightly.
"It's really hard, as a goal for the whole world." Nagisa Shiota is embarrassed.
"Not really!" On the side, Yumeng ruthlessly debunked, "This guy can only feel proud." ”
"Yes, that's it. Being targeted by everyone is proof of your strength. The octopus said righteously, but was retorted by the dream on the side, "No, if you are really strong, no one will want to come to you to do things." ”
"Everybody has their own opinion." In this regard, the octopus was noncommittal, "But let's go first, it's almost class." ”
"The relationship between the dream classmate and the teacher is really good." On the side, Nagisa said in a low voice.
"It's okay." In this regard, Yumeng did not deny it, "But what's wrong with you today, your mood seems to be a little low." ”
"Really? Perhaps. Without denying it, Nagisa walked towards the classroom.
"Listen, Nagisa," Yume's voice came from behind him, "I don't know what you think of the teacher, but trust me. At some point, Yumeng had already come to Nagisa's face, looked at Nagisa's eyes seriously, and said, "He is a good teacher, you can try to talk to him well." He can understand you. ”
For some reason, Nagisa's mind seemed to be touched, and he quickly regained his composure, he didn't say anything, and walked straight back to his seat.
"Everyone in this class has their own stories." Yumeng smiled faintly and returned to his place. Because, the fifth class, began.
"Okay, then, let's try to create a short song based on the proposition. For the last seven syllables, please end with 'Na Tentacle is also'. The octopus said, waving its tentacles.
"Why?" Yumeng cried and laughed, "Isn't it strange? ”
"How so?" Octopus said solemnly, "The students who finished writing showed it to the teacher, and the main point was whether the grammar was correct or not, and whether the beauty of the tentacles was expressed." ”
What's so beautiful about the tentacles? The dream has given up complaining.
The following is a model text: "The octopus completely ignores everyone's feelings and insists on going its own way," the flowers bloom and fall, the snow sweeps the courtyard, and the four seasons wither buds, which are tentacles. ”
"It's a tentacle, what's this?" Isobe Yuoma held his chin and said helplessly.
"Those who finish writing can go home." This is, the voice of the octopus came again, and for a while, everyone's enthusiasm was mobilized, and even the lazy dreams were also active.
But the question is: "Who can think of such a thing?!" Kurahashi Honano complained.
"Hurry up, hurry up." The octopus urged, "Can't think of a good sentence that is sticky and slippery?" Sticky slippery sticky slippery ......"
"Sticky and slippery!" Maehara yelled.
"Teacher, ask questions!" Kaede Chino raised his hand.
"What's the matter, Chino-san?" The octopus responded.
"It's a little late to ask, but what's the teacher's name?" Chino wondered, "It's inconvenient to distinguish it from other teachers!" ”
"Name?" Octopus thought for a moment, "There's nothing to introduce, otherwise let's give the teacher a name." He said casually.
"So you can get up?!" Maehara Yang Dou Khan.
"But now you have to do your homework." The octopus turned serious.
"Yes!" Chino Kaede replied energetically.
"Then, take a break during this period." As he spoke, his face turned pink.
At this time, Asahagia stood up, and Yumeng's eyes swept away, and he didn't care much.
But at this time, Nagisa Asada's heart is complicated.
After lunch, when we were sleepy, the teacher's face sometimes turned pale pink, and he was a little slower to answer Chino's questions, so I guess this was when the teacher was the most relaxed. At this school with a high admission rate, we always wanted to impress people in some way, telling parents, friends, and teachers that we can do it if we do it.
Thinking like this, Nagisa quickly pulled out the dagger from behind the work board and stabbed it at the octopus with all his might, but in an instant, he was caught by the octopus.
"I told you, use your brains more." Octopus said proudly, and Yumeng also shook his head, this speed is too slow, otherwise with Nagisa Shadow's ability to hide murderous energy, there is still a chance to succeed in assassination.
Make them admit it, no matter what means are used. Thinking like this, Nagisa laughed. I hugged the octopus at once.
"Bump!" There was a loud bang, smoke filled the air, and the BB bombs used to the teacher flew everywhere, and Ryoma Terabaka shouted happily, "It's a success." ”
At this time, a huge murderous aura spread in a short period of time, filling the entire classroom, and all around was quiet. Everyone subconsciously looked like the birthplace of murderous energy.
It is a dream of Saigyoji Temple.
"What did you tell Nagisa to do?" Youmeng said flatly, the killing intent in his eyes exposed, "Why did you do this?" ”
"What why, for 10 billion." Terabaka endured the discomfort and retorted, "How can you assassinate if you don't do this?" Isn't it? This guy didn't expect to be attacked by a suicide bombing. Before he finished speaking, there was another powerful murderous aura, and the defenseless Terasaka fell directly to his knees.
"Then have you considered Nagisa's safety?" Yumeng was very angry, really angry, after living for so many years, he knew the preciousness of life, but he had never seen such a person who despised the lives of others. For the ultimate life, it is the code of conduct that everyone must abide by, like this kind of person who does not care about the safety of others, let alone be a killer, he does not even have the qualifications to be a human being!
"It's not enough to kill people." Terabaka explained, "I will use my 10 billion li to pay him for medical expenses...... and Terabaka himself couldn't go on.
Yumu snorted coldly and looked forward to check Nagisa's condition, only to find that Nagisa was covered in a layer of yellow skin, unharmed.
This must have been made by the octopus. Thinking like this, Yumeng put his mind at ease, withdrew his murderous aura, and handed over the rest to the octopus.
"Hey, what did you do?" After the murderous aura was lifted, Terabaka stood up and shouted at Yumeng, but before he finished speaking, he found another murderous aura.
"Actually, as a teacher, I will shed my skin once a month. I put the peeled skin on Nagisa-san to protect him. A calm voice came, but it was calm and a little terrifying.
"This can only be used once a month, and it is the killer weapon of the division." Everyone looked up to the ceiling and found that the octopus's eyes flashed red, "Terasaka, Yoshida, Muramatsu, mastermind, it's the three of you, right?" "The darkness pervades the air, even more suffocating than the murderous aura of the dream.
"No, it's not, it's Nagisa himself......" Terabaka forcibly explained, but felt a gust of wind blowing. When they reappeared, the octopus had already brought back the door numbers of the three of them.
"Because of the contract with the government, the teacher will not harm you, but if the assassination is carried out in this way next time, it is difficult to say what the teacher will do to people other than you. Family and friends, no, just destroy everything but you. ”
"Alright, teacher." Youmeng was helpless, "Have you pretended enough, the murderous spirit is not pure enough, it's too fake!" ”
"Youmeng classmates are really unlikeable." As he spoke, the murderous aura disappeared in an instant, and the octopus's face turned bright red, "Your idea itself is very good, especially Nagisa-san, you know that all the movements up to close to the body are very natural, you can score full marks, and accurately grasp the flaws of the teacher, but" The tentacles of the octopus pointed sharply at the three of Terasaka, "Terasaka-san, you didn't cherish Nagisa-san, and Nagisa-san-chan didn't cherish himself, such a student is not qualified to assassinate." Turning to the class, "Let's carry out the assassination that you can tell others with a smile, all of you have the power to do that." You are all talented assassins. This is a little advice for everyone as a teacher. ”
"But here, I'm going to criticize Youmeng," the octopus walked up to Youmeng, "It's not wrong for Yumeng to care about the psychology of your classmates, but next time, please don't release a large-scale murderous aura, it will affect other students." ”
"Cut." Yumeng pursed her lips and thought to herself, it's good that I didn't open my dead air......
Other classmates, "Didn't you yourself also open a large-scale murderous aura?!" ”
Octopus: "......"
"Wait a minute, Nagisa-san," the octopus pulled Nagisa, "I ask you a question for the teacher, I don't want to be killed at all, I want to spend a happy time with everyone until March next year, if you don't want this, what will you do?" ”
"Kill the teacher before the earth is blown up." Nagisa laughed softly, as if some knot had been opened.
"Hehehe, then let's try it." Green streaks appeared on the octopus's face, "Whoever kills it first will go home!" ”
"It's that simple."
"It's so easy to kill."
The classmates made a fuss, it's over, I can't go back!
"Can't you kill the teacher?" Chino cupped his face with both hands, "How about killing the teacher?" She said expectantly.
"Yes, kill the teacher, kill the teacher and our assassination classroom, the class bell will ring tomorrow."