How to say it, there is no shadow of the broadcast studio here, it is more like a boudoir of a 10,000-year-old otaku. All kinds of snack bags, soda bottles, and dirty clothes can be seen everywhere in www.biquge.info pen "Fun" Pavilion. If you see such a room in China, Wu Yi will definitely be half happy, because such a sloppy person has good things in his room, and people don't need money, as long as you help take the things away, this is a big bargain.

The more you go inside, the more unlucky you are, the ghost knows that there are obviously no rats here and there are so many mouse traps, Wu Zhi's toes are all swollen, and he must be on guard against all kinds of strange items that may fall off his head at any time. Hell knows why the kettle is on the ceiling, it hurts to hit your head! Wu Yi covered his head and said secretly.

Climb over the garbage mountain and cross the river of dirty clothes and you will see a girl with thick-framed eyes and a little baby fat, at this time she is holding a bag of potato chips and stuffing it into her mouth. "Hello, my name is Wang Yan." The girl looked cheerful, but in her eyes, there was only Mu Ran, like a terminally ill patient, without a glimmer of hope.

Luo Turtle sat opposite Wang Yan and said, "Don't pretend, okay?" You're still playing here? Wang Yan seemed to be very interested in Luo Turtle, pinching a piece of potato chips and dangling in front of Luo Turtle, as if hoping that Luo Turtle could eat it. Wu used to tease dogs like this, dogs are generally very excited, until they have rabies, people are not excited at all, maybe how to jump to scold you!

Luo Gu slapped Wang Yan's hand, and said helplessly: "Don't make trouble!" Wang Yan smiled and said, "Although I don't know what kind of monster you are, but you really found the wrong person, is that goddess of fate really a god, or a nickname?" Wu Yi kicked Luo Gui lightly and whispered, "You won't really recognize the wrong person, I don't think people are lying." ”

"Can you take a lie detector?" "No, it won't." "Get out!"

"Fate, I know you're still angry with me, but I didn't mean to do it at the beginning, who knew that thing on the ground was actually a destiny plate, I thought it was the plate you gave the dog water!" Wu Yi interjected, "The goddess also raises dogs?" ”

Luo Gui sighed and continued, "I did hurt you at the beginning, I was also young and ignorant at the time, and I couldn't wipe my face to try to avoid you, although you didn't say anything, but I always feel sorry for you, this time I sincerely apologize to you, as long as you receive magical powers, I will dispose of it with you!" After saying that, he lay down and closed his eyes.

It and Wu Lao Er are both the kind of treacherous and slick backbone-level old things, and it is difficult for him to say that it is difficult to deal with you to a certain extent, which is more difficult than not letting dogs eat. Wu Ai saw the cold scene and hurriedly came out to persuade, "Everyone is a god working together, there is something that cannot be discussed and solved, as the saying goes, there is nothing that cannot be solved by a barbecue, if there is, it is two, or I will do the east, how about we go out and masturbate?" ”

Wang Yan glanced at Wu Yi with a smile and began to look for it in a pile of garbage, and he pulled Wu Yi for a long time before he saw that it was a bed. Pulled out a wallet and pulled out a wallet, opened it and stretched it out in front of Luo Gui and said, "Na, this is my ID card, look at my name Wang Yan, you can also call me Wang Erhuo, I am the people of the People's Republic of China, and I am also the successor of communism, not your so-called goddess of fate at all." ”

"Impossible! How so? It's not scientific! Luo Turtle denied three times in a row, which shows how excited he is. Wang Yan smiled and said, "A king of this size can actually speak, your existence is not scientific, okay!" Looking at Luo Gui's excited appearance, Wu Yi said, "Luo Gui, don't worry, there are so many fake certificates now, and any toilet can give you a master's degree, so don't take it too seriously." ”

Luo Turtle jumped like thunder and said, "You know a fart!" Wu Lao Er has done a fake certificate, I can tell at a glance whether it is a fake certificate or not! The question is that since she is not fate, why is there so much bad luck entangled in her, this is simply hanging! ”

"Could it be reincarnation or something?" Huang Mei, who had not spoken, spoke. Luo Gu affirmed: "Impossible! God is God, it is impossible to go down to earth at will like a fairy, the so-called reincarnation of the fairy is simply to change a memory card from the mobile phone to MP4, and when you have played enough, you will change it back again. The corners of Luo Turtle's mouth bubbled, which showed how excited it was.

"I don't understand that, but can I ask you something?" Wang Yan raised his hand and asked timidly. "No way!" Luo Turtle refused. Huang Mei pushed Luo Gui away and said, "Don't worry about him, he's nervous, you can introduce yourself to us first." Luo Turtle didn't know what he was muttering, and nervously crawled into Sophia's stomach.

"My name is Wang Yan, Chinese, I am an orphan, I don't know who my parents are since I can remember, and I don't have any birthmarks or other souvenirs on my body." "Then why are you coming to Japan?" Wu asked. Who knew that as soon as these words came out, Wang Yan immediately became sad. "I've been very unlucky since I was a child, and no matter who stays with me, a lot of bad things happen." "Like farting and smashing your heels?" Wu was ill and abusive. No matter how unlucky you are, can you still have your own bad luck?

Unexpectedly, Wang Yan said with a serious face, "Fart and smash your heels is quite light, have you tried farting and shitting?" It's still diarrhea! Wu Yi smiled dryly and said, "What else is this?" "Eat sugar cakes and burn the back of your head, drink cold water to stuff your teeth, eat chocolate and eat mothballs, sleep half of it is either an earthquake or a mudslide, if the house is too hard, give you a whole bit of supernatural phenomena, in short, don't think about living a stable life!" Wang Yan said like a few treasures.

"Goo-dong!" Wu Yi himself was startled by the sound of swallowing saliva. With a trembling voice, he asked, "Have you experienced all this?" "No, these are the lives that only people around me can enjoy." Huang Mei frowned and said, "What does this have to do with your coming to Japan?" Wang Yan said sadly: "My only friend can't stand the bad luck I bring, she said that I have such a weak strength, it is better to harm the Japanese, and it should be regarded as a patriotic activity." ”

Wang Yan's deep sadness can even be felt by Wu Ill, people all over the world hate you, and even your only friend lets you leave, this is the real loneliness. Maybe she felt that Wang Yan was too pitiful, Huang Mei stepped forward and gave her a hug, "Anyway, it's not you who are unlucky, why should you care about other people's opinions, the more they let you go, the more you should leave them!" ”

Okay, our Queen Huangmei is indeed not a master who will compromise easily, if someone really says that I see that you are not happy to stay away, she can let you live the Qingming Festival, this joke is not funny at all, right?

Wang Yan struggled to push Huang Mei away, looking very frightened. This plot is not right, normally she should have jumped into Huang Mei's arms and cried, and finally recognized Huang Mei as the eldest sister on the spot and swore filial piety to death, this one pushed away and said very rudely.

"Don't come near me, the closer you get to me, the more unlucky you will be, you can come to me and be blessed!" Huang Mei sneered and said, "What's this, I'm not good yet?" What else can there be to be unlucky? Well? Wu Yi obviously saw that Huang Mei stiffened, and his appearance became very unnatural, like a thief.

"Why does it smell of blood?" Wu Yi wondered. Tick, tick" Huang Mei wore a pair of leather pants today, and the slender **** was undoubtedly revealed, but at this moment, blood was dripping from her trouser legs. "! So poisonous? Didn't you just hug it, and you would actually suffer internal injuries? Huang Mei, you're okay, if you're hurt, just say it, don't hold on! "Saying that Wu is sick and diligent, he is going to help Huang Mei.

"Smack!" He was slapped heavily on the face, and looking at Huang Mei's angry and distorted face, Wu Yi suddenly felt a little confused. Because Huang Mei's expression is obviously annoyed and angry now, it seems that he still has the intention of killing people.

Wang Yan hurriedly pulled out a pile of garbage, revealing a door, Huang Mei glanced at Wang Yan gratefully, and walked in with a twist.

"Do you go to the toilet when you go to the toilet, why do you beat people!" Wu Yi rubbed his face and said aggrievedly. Wang Yan glared at Wu Yi and said, "You are such a person, you have no grace, can't you pretend not to see it when a girl comes to the eldest aunt?" You can't find a girlfriend like that! "Wu Yi jumped three feet high" impossible! How did she come to the Great Aunt? Something must have gone wrong! (To be continued.) )