Chapter 136: Bad Luck
Huang Mei is a goddess, although I don't know if there is any difference between the body structure and ordinary people, but Huang Mei has been on the earth for so long, Wu Yi has never seen her to the so-called aunt. www.biquge.info If you want to say that she is in a bad mood for a few days every month, it is better to say that she is trying to make others unhappy with her every month. What did she say, "Why I'm not happy, I want you to be happy, you should be unhappy with me!" ”
Our queen is such an unreasonable person, so Wu Yi is very glad that she didn't have those days, otherwise she might be harmed by something.
Just when Wu Yi was pulling his hair around, Huang Mei came out with a bath towel, and a few of them were not afraid of going away at all. walked to Wu Ill's side with a smile, and his jade arm gently hugged Wu Ill. Although he is already very familiar, but being so close to such a big beauty as Huang Mei, Wu Yi is still a little uneasy. Huang Mei's body smelled very good, a bit like the fragrance of the moon season, and Wu Ying really blushed.
Exhaling Rulan is what she said is the current Huang Mei, she is so feminine, Wu Yi is still the first time to see "Hehe, innocent and hot, if there is anything, you can say it directly, as long as you don't do anything, it's easy to say anything!" "Nothing to do, be courteous, either treacherous or thief!" Do you know what it means to burn your fingers to make offerings to the Buddha? "The movements are gentle, but the words are like embroidery needles, ready to pierce into your body at any time.
"It's not the way!" Wu's disease is stronger than illiteracy. "Hehe, burning fingers for the Buddha refers to those who have great perseverance and great perseverance, and burn their bodies to support the Buddhas, so as to feed the Buddha's heart with their bodies." Wang Yan bit his finger and said, "How painful it is to burn yourself!" Wu Yi suddenly had a bad premonition, and sure enough, he heard Huang Meiyin say, "If today's incident leaks out even a little, I will burn your little brother alive!" ”
"It's not fair, why are you threatening me alone, I'm not the only one here!" Sophia slapped herself on the head and said, "I've got the amnestic. Wang Yan raised his hands and said, "I don't have any friends, and I basically don't go out, so I will never tell others!" After turning around, Huang Mei began to glare at Wu Zhi viciously again, and it was not until Wu Ying swore by her unsettled son that she let Wu Zhi go.
"Huang Mei, do you also have a great aunt?" Wu asked very carefully, and put his right hand on eighty-eight, in case Huang Mei burst out and hurt people at any time. Unexpectedly, Huang Mei said generously, "No matter how I say it, I am also a woman, and if I am a woman, I will have a great aunt, but my time is different, I come once a year, and this year it is advanced." "Well, no wonder people live a long time, they take you twelve months a year.
Wang Yan covered his face and cried, "I'm sorry, it's all my bad luck!" Huang Mei waved her hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, who hasn't had an unexpected time, this kind of trivial matter is nothing." Wang Yan was still crying, and Huang Mei beckoned to Wu Ai, "The time has come for Wu Ai to test you, come and shake hands with other girls, how long has it been since you, a single dog, have you touched a girl other than us?" ”
Wu Yi shook his head again and again, and the fool could see that this girl was not simple, besides, didn't Luo Gui just say that this girl has a bad luck winding effect, and she is already quite unlucky, and she can't find it uncomfortable to find it again. Huang Mei thought of what happened to her just now, and felt that Wu Yi was such an "ordinary person" (in Huang Mei's eyes, Wu Yi was not much better than Aunt Wang. When the guinea pig listens to the unkind.
Finally, he pointed to Sophia and said, "Sophia, you go and shake hands with Xiao Wang." "Oh" Sophia is such an obedient and good boy, but she is such a mess of water, how bad can she be? At most, it's good to change the water, Wu Ill will die if he doesn't do it.
The two of them shook hands lightly, and everything seemed so plain and natural. Huang Mei said proudly: "Look, what I said, bad luck or something is not reliable at all, we have to believe in science, and I will use the horoscope to help you divinate it later, and it will definitely be fine." "She herself is still a mythical person, and she still believes in science, and besides, the constellations are not superstitions?
Sophia twisted suddenly, and then her head slid straight to her chest. Wang Yan was so frightened that he cried out: "I killed someone!" She was killed by me! I said you can't get too close to me, you don't listen, she's dead now, what can I do! Wu Yi hurriedly went up and hugged Sophia's head to straighten it, and Huang Mei also explained, "She is not an ordinary person, even if her head falls off, it's fine, don't be nervous." ”
"But her neck is broken!" As she spoke, Sophia got up with a grunt and went straight to the toilet where Huang Mei had just been, followed by the sound of continuous flushing. Finally, Sophia, who had shrunk and was somewhat transparent, came out holding her stomach. Huang Mei said proudly, "Look, isn't this okay, the person who can kill Sophia is probably not born yet!" ”
Wu Yi saw that something was wrong with Sophia, she seemed to be very weak, her body was constantly switching between liquid and solid, Wu Yi This was the first time she had seen Sophia like this. Hurriedly went up and asked with concern: "Sophia, are you okay?" How does it feel? Sophia helped Wu Yi and said with a reluctant smile, "It's like suddenly being infected with the virus, and now my body feels very weak, like eating a bad stomach." ”
Wu Yi dragged Sophia and tried to walk farther, looking at Wang Yan in horror. Wang Yan smiled, and the indifference and despair in his eyes deepened. "Wu Ill, if you don't come, I'll castrate you!" Huang Mei roared. "This big sister, let's go, although you are not ordinary people, but I don't want to hurt you, I am already very happy to be able to talk to you for so long today, you can leave quickly."
Huang Mei saw that Wu Yi was hesitant, so she directly stepped forward and twisted Wu Ill's ears and pulled it over. "Look at your little tricks, just this little trick scares you?" Wu Yi said dissatisfiedly, "I didn't say it, why are you pulling my ears!" "The little girl is already very pitiful, what do you mean by that look just now, scared? Or do you look down on others? ”
"How can I!" "It's good if you don't have it, since you're not afraid, just shake hands with her, you won't dare, right?" Huang Mei is like this, if it sounds good, it is called Gudao hot intestines, and if it is ugly, it is a second pole, knowing that there is a problem, it is not a second pole? But seeing Wang Yan's pitiful eyes, Wu Ying really couldn't hate it, so he could only stretch out his hand and say, "I'm sorry,"
Wang Yan didn't shake Wu Yi's hand, but turned around and said, "No need, I know that I am an ominous person, I don't want to bring this ominous person to others, so I don't want to hide here and not go out, you guys go, don't come back in the future." Huang Mei kicked Wu Yi and said, "You can't be a man?" Wu Yi smiled bitterly and said, "You can tell me what you want me to do." ”
"Xiao Wang!" Wang Yan heard Huang Mei tell her to turn around, and Huang Mei took this opportunity to push Wu Yi over, and Wu Yi threw himself directly into Wang Yan's arms.
The four looked at each other, and there was indescribable embarrassment in the eyes of both sides. Wu Yigan smiled and said, "I didn't mean it, it's all Huang Mei!" Wang Yan looked very calm, didn't say anything at all, just nodded and said, "Can you get down from me first?" "Oh, I'm sorry!" Wu Yi retreated to Huang Mei's side and couldn't help complaining to her, "Can't you talk well, people are girls, is it appropriate for you to push me directly on others?" ”
Huang Mei pouted and said, "I haven't seen how gentle you are to girls, especially to me, I sometimes always feel like you're looking at you when you look at me!" "You were originally my ancestor, is it wrong for me to look at you with the eyes of my elders?" Wang Yan got up, took a tissue and gave it to Wu Yi and said, "Remember to write a suicide note early, if you have anything you like to eat, eat it quickly." ”
The cold sweat layer of Wu Ill came out all of a sudden, and the paper towels that were dry just now can now be used to block wet wipes. "No, won't I just hug you?" "When I wasn't so unlucky before, the director of the orphanage asked me to go out shopping, and on the way I ran into a pervert, and he wanted to use force on me, and just touched my chest, and he was killed by thunder." The words were plain and innocent, but Wu Yi just wanted to write a suicide note quickly, after all, the bank card password was only known to him.
"Another time, my only friend was forced to pay a debt by ****, and the loan sharks were ready to pay off the debts, so I went with them, and I got off halfway, and all the people in their car died of carbon monoxide poisoning."
"Is it too late for me to wash my hands with 84?" (To be continued.) )