Chapter 1 The best psychotic man with dual personality
At the end of 2018, it may really be the end of the world, Zhang Sanmad is an ordinary little citizen with a little schizophrenia, usually doing nothing and nesting next to the computer to play games is his only hobby, girlfriend or something I haven't been looking for since I was a child, according to his words: "Girlfriend? If you are expensive and tired, why bother yourself. But recently Zhang Sanmad encountered a strange thing, he found that there was always an old man following him, and staring at him with a lustful look, when he found out that it was too late, that night was about to call the police An old man stalked him with the intention of molesting him, the old man came to the door.
When Zhang Sanmad opened the door and found an old man with a somewhat wooden face standing at the door, he was shocked and cried and said: "Uncle, please let me go, I don't want chrysanthemums to be remnants~!" ”
The old man looked at him and smiled silently, this old man was dressed like an old gentleman in a black dress, and when he entered the house, the door closed lightly and said slowly: "Do you want great power, I can give it to you"
Zhang Sanmad thought that this old man was the same as him, he was talking nonsense because of mental problems, and said nervously: "Uncle, I don't want anything, you can go quickly, or let me go, my little body is not tossed." ”
"Hehe~, Zhang San is crazy, I am a demon in charge of life and death, from hell, now as a human being, my name is Xia Bo, I want to find a warrior in the world who can do things for me, of course it is not without a return This is a transaction equivalent to the transaction, believe me! If you work for me, you will get immortality, and even have the same power as me, you can manipulate the wind, manipulate the fire, and manipulate the water" The mysterious old man waved his hand lightly, and the narrow hut was a strong wind, and with a wave of his hand, the water pipe burst, and then a flame ignited in his hand.
"How?" The old man Xia Bo said quite a**.
"Eh~ this, what can you give me?"
"Strength, immortality, and a wish that anything can come true, do you want to just sign this contract, everything is yours." With that, Shaber handed him an old-looking parchment scroll.
"I still have a question? I'm just an ordinary and honorable mental patient, except for martial arts, I don't have much extraordinary, and I also have schizophrenia that can't be cured no matter what, what's the use of a waste person like me to you? The depths of Zhang San's crazy eyes began to become profound, and even the treacherous and cunning demon was unaware.
"Hehe~ You have a unique soul, I value you for this, so that you can do things better for me."
"Can you show me the contract?" Zhang San said madly pointing to the sheepskin scroll in Xia Bo's hand.
"Yes, our trade is fair, and our treaty is written on it." Xia Bo handed over the sheepskin scroll to Zhang Sanmad, and his face showed a smile that had succeeded in his treacherous plan.
The scroll in his hand slowly opened, and when the sheepskin scroll opened to the end, Zhang Sanmad's hand quickly dodged, and it turned out that there was a sharp knife hidden at the end, and only a little carelessness would pierce the skin and flow blood.
Zhang Sanfeng looked at Xia Bo with disdain and said, "I haven't eaten pork and seen pigs run, you immortal?" Am I stupid? These contracts of yours are all unequal, if I sign them by such small means, will I not become your slave for eternity and eternity! Suddenly, Zhang San's crazy momentum changed from a small citizen to a crazy and murderous warrior.
"Hehe~ Young man, I'm sorry for being rude, but you have to sign the contract today." Demon Xia Bo's tone was unquestionable, and his originally kind face became very hideous at this moment.
"Dreaming~ Lao Tzu, was I caught by you so easily!" Zhang San laughed wildly, and did not forget to run with a sheepskin scroll, jumping out of the window is a small warehouse, in which there is a pure black motorcycle with a slightly like a bull, buzz ~ buzz ~ The motorcycle is full of horsepower and the surrounding buildings have become afterimages.
Soaring all the way, Zhang San was crazy and wanted me to be a slave, don't think about it, the old man shouldn't be able to catch up with me at this speed, I saw a person standing in front of the avenue, this person is Xia Bo, shining with scarlet eyes looked at Zhang San crazy and said, "Do you want to take my most precious scroll and go?" ”
Zhang Sanmad thought that he couldn't leave if he was broken, could he only be an eternal slave for him! I'm not reconciled.
"Hehe, wouldn't it be better to sign it yourself? You have to make me hard, even if the demon is weak in the human world, it is not comparable to the fragile human being. Xia Bo's hand was one, Zhang Sanmad's body lost control, bang~ Zhang Sanmad's left hand smashed to the ground, his hands were full of blood, the sheepskin scroll opened automatically, and his left hand slowly pressed down to the right.
"No~! , I don't want to be a slave~" Zhang San shouted heartbreakingly.
"Hmph~, do you know where this sheepskin scroll came about? , In Greek mythology, the paper made of the skin of the god sheep that can only produce golden wool, the spell written by the blood of the Titan gods, and the curse of countless undead who died tragically and painfully, this scroll has a powerful medium power, which can make you sense a powerful power, and your powerful soul will play the power of this sheepskin scroll more perfectly, and I will become the most powerful demon king in the world, even Satan will not dare to be presumptuous with me. ”
Smack~ A blood-red handprint was printed on the scroll, and the sheepskin scroll suddenly flashed with a divine golden light and purple-red evil light, a magic array appeared at Zhang Sanmad's feet, a pitch-black burning chain appeared on his left hand, and the whole arm turned into a scorched black skeleton with black smoke burning on it, but his right hand was a mask carved from green dead wood, with a magic that made people want to take it.
Zhang Sanmad looked at himself in amazement, his left hand turned into a skeleton, his clothes were as if they were burnt, he was riding a flaming motorcycle under his crotch, and he was holding a somewhat weird mask in his right hand, which made him suddenly think of those two movies, "Ghost Rider" and "Strange Hero in Disguise" "What the hell is this?" ”
"Hehe~ Very good, you really didn't disappoint me, there are two sub-personalities hidden in your body, I thought you could only have one kind of power, but your two sub-personalities each occupy one, your left hand is hellfire, your sub-personality is fused with the soul of the war angel comparable to the god, and the other one surprised me, it turned out to be the mask of Loki, the god of prank and destruction in Norse mythology, and after you bring it, you will have the power of Loki's evil god, it's really a coveted and jealous power, work for me, May I be the Lord of Hell. ”
"You are dreaming~ I Zhang San has been crazy for half my life, although I have achieved nothing, but no one can bind me, even if you give me eternal life." Zhang San said with a crazy face.
"Hehe~ You are already my slave, you will never die if you are bound by the contract, what else can you do?" Xia Bo looked at him with a playful expression.
Zhang Sanmad shouted to the sky with a decisive face: "I, Zhang Sanmad, make a wish here, I will live forever and never be bound by people!!。 ”
Click~click~, thunder rolled in the sky, and a dark cloud appeared above Zhang Sanmad's head, and the lightning shone brightly, which seemed to contain greater lightning, fortunately it was on the uninhabited road outside the city, otherwise many people would have seen this strange and strange thing.
"Zhang San is crazy, you actually made such a wish, even if you get rid of me, you will be cursed by the evil spirit knight, and the people around you will suffer misfortune because of you, and you will be devoured by the infinite ** of Loki's mask and can't extricate yourself"
"So what~! You old man, go eat! Lao Tzu will not be driven by others in any way. ”
Boom~! The thunder in the sky is louder~! Click~! A bolt of lightning slashed towards Zhang San.
Xia Bo was powerless to stop the desperate shouting: "No~~~!!! ”
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This is an exorcist boy's fanfiction~! Definitely not tricking