Chapter 2 Beat you half to death and dare to snatch my body
I don't know how long it took for Zhang Sanmad to regain consciousness again, and he no longer knew where he was, but he saw that he had become a ghost that no one could see, and there was a strange fat man and a child standing in front of him, and the two of them were talking.
The boy knelt on the edge of the grave sadly and cried: "Lace~ Why do you want to die? I really want to see you again~ If you don't owe money, you can't die~ Woo woo~ It's good to pay back the money you owe me and die again~ I'm so miserable Woo woo~! ”
At this time, the fat man with glasses and head like a goblin suddenly appeared from the air, grinning evilly, and said with a fake cry: "Woo woo ~ death is really terrifying~! Woo~"
The little boy ignored
The fat man saw that the little boy ignored him and continued: "Woo woo~ Do you want your Rath to come back to life? Woowoo"
The little boy ignored
Zhang Sanmad floated in front of the little boy curiously and said, "This kid has a really big heart~ lying on the grave and falling asleep." ”
The fat man's head was bruised, and his narrow eyes behind the reflective glasses flashed angrily, and he yelled angrily: "Hey~! Gremlin~! Do you want to resurrect that person? ”
This time, the little boy woke up and said in a daze: "It doesn't matter if you live or not, just let him return the money he owes me, my family is so poor that I can't open the pot, you fat man knows him, return the money to me, you must know that if you owe money, you will not die, and there is that the world is not peaceful now, and the currency depreciation is not good, you had better use gold bars to pay off your debts." ”
Although the fat man didn't make a sound, but the hand holding the umbrella was trembling, if it wasn't for the purposeful deception, he would have beaten this little imp to death, and the fat man said with a smirk: "As long as he resurrects him, can't he pay you back the money, isn't that better?" ”
"It's too~! Then let him come back to life. ”
The fat man looked happy, and with a wave of his hand, a pitch-black skeleton appeared in front of the little boy's eyes.
The hand of the Millennium Earl Lu~ Zhang Sanmad looked at the novelty, when he saw this fat man Zhang Sanmad with hemorrhoids, he could think of where he had been~ The world of "D Gray Boy", commonly known as "Exorcist Boy", Zhang Sanmad looked at his ghostly appearance, and then looked at the skeleton, and had a bold idea.
Then the Millennial Earl said to the little boy, "Shout out!" The one you want to be resurrected. ”
"If you owe money, you can't die! Lace, come back and pay back the money and die!! ”
Click~! A dark purple slender thunderbolt struck down from the sky, and a white soul descended sharply and shouted, "No! No! No! I don't have any money~ah~~. ”
At this time, Zhang San made a crazy move, snap~! A big mouth pulled the rapidly falling soul aside and let out a miserable scream, while he himself floated towards the skeleton made of dark crystals, and Lace's soul was still pulled out and flew towards the skeleton, Zhang Sanmad punched and kicked again! ~ After the electric cannon flew off, Lace's soul was beaten to half-body, and Zhang Sanmad himself successfully entered the skeleton.
The Millennium Earl looked at his watch suspiciously, thinking to himself, why did the skeleton not move for so long Ah, after a while, the skeleton moved, and the Millennium Earl put his mind at ease, and it seemed that everything was going well, but he thought in his heart how it took so long to have a reaction, and the Millennium Earl muttered in his heart: "The tragedy of this little ghost for thousands of years can be said to be a strange flower in the strange world, who knows that the object of his hope for resurrection is only to let him pay back the money, and what will be like to this person who owes him money"
Zhang San staggered and walked two steps, and the Millennium Earl said: "Hehehe~ Little ghost, don't you want money?" Okay, I'll give it to you now! My demon~ go kill that imp and take his skin! ”
The skeleton moved its jawbone and said, "If you let me kill me, I will kill me, then I will be very faceless!" ”
The Millennium Earl was dumbfounded, where is the demon of my absolute obedience? This doesn't make sense~ Why doesn't this demon play cards according to the routine, isn't it that I let it kill whoever it should kill?
At this time, the boy with a big heart still died: "Hey~Rath pays back the money~!" Now inflation ~ currency depreciation, I only need real money! ”
Zhang San's crazy skull looked at the little boy and said, "Me? I'm not some bullshit shit, I called Zhang San crazy, if you want money, just look for that fat man, he is always rich, and shit is his person. After speaking, Zhang San went crazy and scratched his skull as if nothing happened.
The little boy hugged the thigh of the Millennium Earl and said, "Are you rich?" Be my godfather, it's better to find a godfather than to depreciate in this era! As the saying goes, it's better to learn mathematics, physics and chemistry than to find a good father, I will warm the bed! Fakmi ~ (popular science transliteration: me)"
The Millennium Earl fell into a state of stupor, and those who didn't know thought he was suffering from Alzheimer's disease, just because of this moment's sluggishness and the little boy's entanglement~ The Millennium Earl could no longer find the demon that was out of his control......
Zhang Sanmad's ugly weapon ugly skeleton walked slowly in the forest, "Alas~ This body is so ugly, I feel that the human body is more pleasing to the eye, although it doesn't matter if there is a body or not, but how can I not eat as a foodie." When Zhang Sanmad was thinking about his body, suddenly billowing black smoke gushed out of his body, followed by raging flames, the surrounding trees instantly turned into ashes, the land turned into scorched earth, and the rivers dried up, in short, everywhere he passed was set on fire.
Gradually, the flames subsided, and a flesh-and-blood person appeared, but this man was naked without any cover-up, and the person with dark purple hair and strange purple eyes was Zhang Sanmad, the Evil Ghost Rider was able to control the hellfire, the hellfire was the fire that burned all things, and the fire that punished all things, although it was so terrifying, it could help the host itself remove impurities and shape the body, so Zhang Sanmad had no problem at all if he wanted to reshape his body, and he didn't have to kill people like ordinary demons to change skins.
"Well, keep walking, when will we get to where there are people? Alas"
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"Don't run~! Fat cat! "The white-haired boy chased a fat cat into an old house.
The white-haired boy hugged the fat cat and said, "I've finally caught you, let's spit out Tim Chaby." ”
At this moment, a hand was placed on the white-haired young man's body, and a sleek man's voice said indifferently: "Stand up obediently and ♂ rob!" Take off your clothes and pants, kid. ”
The white-haired young man was covered in a cold sweat, thinking that he didn't even notice that there was someone standing behind him, and turned around stiffly, a purple-haired young man with no clothes stared at him, and put a hand on his shoulder, the abandoned house that no one was in the dark night, and Luo Nan robbed and let him take off his clothes, what evil thing would this remind people of?
The white-haired boy smiled stiffly, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "This gentleman, I am a man." ”
Zhang Sanmad said: "I know! But don't you see that I'm not dressed? Now the weather is so cold, coupled with the corruption of human nature and the lack of morality~ It has affected the employment of the majority of male compatriots, so I have no clothes to wear~ It is very cold! ”
The white-haired young man looked at this person with a wry smile and said wildly, and Yalian said helplessly: "Well~ If this gentleman doesn't mind, he can wear my clothes, but it's not what I'm wearing now, it's in my bag hahahaha." ”
Zhang San said madly: "Oh~ Okay." ”
After Zhang Sanmad lifted his pants, the white-haired boy said, "Hello, my name is Aaron Walker, British." ”
Zhang San Crazy grinned: "I~ My surname is Zhang Ming Sanmad, and the Chinese family lives in the hospital opened by Lao Wang next door to the XX Community Street Office in XX City, XX Province. ”
"Oh ~ hehehehe" Aaron smirked weakly, this boy who was taller than himself was really strange, but he was neither a demon nor a malicious one.
At this moment, the door was suddenly kicked open, and a policewoman pointed a pistol at the two and said, "Don't move!" Oh my God~ What are you doing? ”
The scene that the policewoman Fuya saw after coming in was that a purple-haired man was disheveled, his pants were not remembered, and his shirt was just half taken off (in fact, Zhang Sanmad wanted to put it on), and there was a white-haired man beside him, and his clothes were also a little messy (in fact, the policewoman made up his brain), the picture was so beautiful~.
Aaron was very alarmed when he saw a policewoman suddenly appear, and explained, "Wait! Wait a minute! We're not bad people, we're just ordinary travelers. ”
Zhang Sanmad also said at this time: "You don't have to ask anymore, what you think of is what we are doing, I won't explain~ Hmph!." ”
Aaron: "Huh? Arien was horrified, thinking that he didn't explain that it didn't matter, but that he was adding to the chaos.
The policewoman's face turned dark, and she didn't listen to Yalian's explanation at all, handcuffed the two and pulled them away.
Yalian said to Zhang Sanmad with a bitter face: "Woo ~ Mr. Zhang"
Zhang Sanmad replied calmly: "You don't need to say it, it's useless for you to explain, according to my observation, this woman is the legendary rotten woman!" ,I think when I was addicted to novels, I once wanted to read the literary works of the girls' literature network, but I didn't read the whole chapter before I was scared and ran away, and I never logged on the girls' network again.,In their eyes, you're not a base~.。 ”
Yalian laughed dryly, Zhang Sanmad was crazy, and he couldn't understand a word of what he said later.
Ahh The policewoman Fuya said, and she ran upstairs as well.
Fuya went upstairs and shouted, "What person? ”
It's just that what she didn't expect was ~! The male officer who came with her had a large hole in his abdomen, and his body was covered in black pentagrams, then he turned black, then his bones were shattered, and then his ashes were flying.
Fuya was shocked, then walked back indifferently and said, "This is?" How could the rumors be true? How do I suddenly feel so sad"
At this time, Aaron came out of the smoke and covered the policewoman's mouth and nose with a cloth in his hand, and said, "Be careful, the stench of this corpse is poisonous, and this person seems to have been killed by a demon." ”
The policewoman also fainted at this time, and Zhang Sanmad stood on Yalian's side because she was handcuffed with Yalian and said: "This policewoman is really bold~!" One person dares to rush up. ”
"Mr. Zhang, why don't you cover your mouth and nose?" Aaron said with some doubts.
"It's okay~It's okay~! My body has been drinking Sanlu milk powder since I was a child, eating spicy tang, Sudan red chicken wings, poisonous bean sprouts, cadmium rice, and drinking Huangpu River pork soup when I grew up, so my body has long been poison-free. ”
"I don't know what it is~! But I don't think it's a good thing. Although Yalian didn't know what Zhang Sanmad was talking about, he suddenly thought of his experience when he followed his master.
"But then again, isn't Mr. Zhang scared when he saw that person's death?"
"Dead people? Who? Oh~ You mean that lump over there, that's going to be scared too? I don't think anyone who knows will think it's a piece of."
Yalian smiled helplessly, who let him meet such a person tonight, Zhang San said madly: "You always call me Mr. Zhang or something, it's too raw, we've known each other for a few hours and are familiar with it, just call me crazy brother~"
Aaron smiled bitterly: "Okay! Crazy brother! ”
"That's right"
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ps: Hehehe