A big fat man with a fat brain and a fat intestine and a fat and fat official who knew at a glance that he was a corrupt and incompetent corrupt official leaned on the table with two pieces of paper in his hand and said: "Aaron Walker, Three Crazy Zhang, two people have unknown files, no fixed residence, unknown nationality"

Suddenly, the big fat man slammed the table and shouted, "Say that you killed the people, right?" ”

"What kind of person, I don't know about that lump, and my name is Zhang Sanmad, not Sanmad Zhang." After Zhang Sanmad finished speaking, his face tilted up, and he looked very dragged.

"Hey~Crazy Crazy Brother~ Don't say that kind of thing that will be misleading, police officer, we didn't kill anyone! And we're just sending the fainting police officer back, so what's our business? You're too good. ”

The fat-headed officer said, "It's so suspicious that you happen to be in that church!" ”

The fat-brained officer grabbed Aaron's sleeve and said, "And this hand is red like this, isn't this blood?" And what is this? ”

The fat-brained officer frighteningly took his hand away from Aren's cuff.

The fat-brained officer didn't know if he was so frightened or disgusted that he pointed at Aaron and said, "What the hell!" It doesn't hurt to have a cross in your hand! What a stinky boy with no brains! ”

At this time, Zhang Sanmad also came up and said, "I really didn't pay attention to it just now, but your hand is really sensitive, very artistic." ”

"Crazy brother, don't be kidding"

Don't interject! At this time, the fat-brained police officer said again: "You kid must treat your parents well for the body you were given!" ”

At this time, Fuya, who had been awake for a long time, also came over and said, "Sheriff, these two teenagers have been by my side all the time when the accident happened. ”

What the? Stupid sheriff said.

At this time, an old man with dog legs also stepped forward and said: "Sheriff, we found bullet marks left by large guns at the scene, but these two teenagers only have a cat by their side, and we have not found any suspicious murder weapons so far." ”

At this time, the stupid sheriff obviously felt that he couldn't hold his face, and yelled loudly at the policewoman Fuya: "Why did you faint! Patrol Fuya Hussey! ”

Fuya said in a low voice: "I'm sorry! ”

"Useless guy! It's really clear that he was at the scene, but he didn't see the murderer. ”

At this time, Yalian raised his hand and said, "I know who the murderer is, although I didn't see his appearance, but I know what it is, please let me assist in the progress of the case." ”

"And me!" Zhang Sanmad also interjected.

"Crazy brother, this is too dangerous for you, you are still"

"No problem! No problem! The police are going! I'm going too. ”

“”

Aaron said solemnly: "But the murderer is not an ordinary person, in a certain respect, I often deal with them, they accumulate more experience points of [killing], the more they evolve, the murderer's name is [Demon]. ”

"And they will continue to kill people, and if you don't get rid of them sooner, it will become unmanageable."

"The cross in my hand is a weapon against demons."

"Have you ever heard of an exorcist?"

Zhang Sanmad interjected again: "I know~!" The profession in the dungeon and the waste wood warrior was called the priest at the beginning, and it was turned to the exorcist to awaken the big move Canglong Strike. ”

Aaron smiled bitterly and said, "Although I don't know what you say again, it's really not what you think." ”

The incompetent sheriff said again, "Exorcist or something?" I haven't heard it, so I'll rule out your suspicion for the time being, I'm going to investigate the scene, Patrol Moya, you take them home and watch me out!. ”

"How so? Woo~" Moya cried with a sad face.

"Since you're so reluctant to let you ~! We won't be strong, let's go bye-bye! ”

"Stop!" Mo Ya found out Zhang Sanmad, who was going to pull Yalian to escape, and you also said that it was better to stay with me.

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After taking Zhang Sanmad and Yalian to a room in her house, Moya said, "You two stay here for a while, don't run around!" I'm going to tell my brother-in-law. ”

After Moya left, Zhang San was bored, and ran to tease the fat cat that Ya Lian was pregnant with and said: "At a glance, you know that this fat cat usually eats very well, you see this big belly, the fat cat jumped out of Ya Lian's arms in anger and wanted to run away, and Ya Lian could only chase after him in a hurry."

"I didn't expect to meet the Millennium Earl and Aaron Walker just after I crossed over, and my luck is really good! But am I still human? If I'm a demon, Aaron's demon eye can be seen."

"The demons seen by the Devil's Eye are all made by the Millennium Earl with tragedy, and I'm a comedy, after all, it's such a strange way, plus I'm a pure, kind-hearted person (a person who can say such a thing is shameless enough) Although I can't control the power that the old thing signed up for, I'm also a person with the soul of Ghost Rider and the power of Loki."

"But I've seen both the Ghost Rider and the Monster in Disguise, and why did I encounter that impossible thing, could it be that I first crossed into the world of the Ghost Rider, but that world was a world that merged with the Monster in Disguise, and then I crossed from that world to the world of the two-dimensional exorcist boy, how many worlds did I cross? Am I sick again? Do I need to find a hospital to prescribe some morphine (that thing is a pain reliever, and it is addictive, it is not a treatment for mental illness)"

Although Zhang Sanmad himself likes to talk crazy and is mentally ill, it doesn't mean that he is stupid, most of the time he is dominated by his two personalities, one is active and the other is gloomy, and he himself also changes his personality with a specific time, so it seems that he himself is a little messy.

Boom boom boom boom~

At such a moment, there was a sudden sound of a loud cannonball outside the room, and even a few cannonballs as long as chopsticks passed through the room and passed through the ears of the three madmen.

"What's the situation?" Zhang San ran to the place where the gunfire was loud.

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A paralyzed man who looked more mentally ill than mentally ill sat in a wheelchair and muttered, "I'm hungry, I'm going to kill!" I'm going to kill! ”

"Brother-in-law?" Fuya looked at her brother-in-law in surprise, not knowing how to describe her mood at this time.

Suddenly, Fuya's brother-in-law tore and swelled into a cannon barrel that was roughly oval, extremely ugly, and it was impossible to see what it was, this was of course a vicious weapon demon.

Fuya knelt on the spot in a daze, and muttered, "What is this? ”

The demon will not give Fuya a chance to be sluggish, and roars miserably and fires cannonballs at Fuya, but fortunately, Aaron is at Fuya's place, and Fuya is thrown away to avoid her fate.

"What's the matter, are you going to eat?" Zhang San ran over and asked for some reason, but he couldn't ask when he saw the demon, because the demon snapped and snapped~ It was another shot.

"Crazy brother beware!" Yalian quickly pounced on the bullet blocked for Zhang Sanmad, but he himself was shot, and his body was full of pentagrams.

"I'm in good health, I don't have to work hard to go up to the fifth floor in one breath, what bullets are you blocking? I'm going to have to show you a little bit more of my body. ”

"What are you messing with, come over that kid!." Moya shouted.

"Oh? I'm not called a kid, my surname is Zhang Mingsan Crazy, people give nicknames to live thunder crazy, beat couples, steal old lady's dentures, snatch children's lollipops, bully elementary school students, and never leave a name for 30 years of professional good deeds. ”

Moya was embarrassed: "What the hell are you talking about!" Come over there, it's dangerous. ”

Yalian covered his arm and said, "Miss Moya, your brother-in-law is dead, and the demon invades human society by encroaching on the corpse of the deceased, so the demon who killed your brother-in-law"

At this time, the incompetent fat sheriff led his subordinate scrap sycophants to the scene and shouted in panic: "What is that? So ugly? Knock it down for me. ”

Aaron rushed over and shouted as he ran, "Guns don't work against it, run away!" ”

"Run? Lao Tzu wants to make meritorious contributions, get promoted, and raise salary, how can he escape! Keep cumming me! "The sheriff's stubborn continued shooting was of no use.

"It's not good to pull! The mayor has been assassinated! ”

Whoosh~ The sheriff and his subordinates disappeared in place like the wind.

"Hey~! The subordinates all learned this trick from the leader, so I didn't expect them to be able to instantaneously. ”

Yalian looked at all this embarrassedly, Mo Ya also said speechless, of course, the most angry thing is the demon My experience value, Lao Tzu still has to brush people to upgrade, and you are inexplicably disturbed by this psychopath, go to death!!。

The cannon on the demon's body was suddenly and suddenly~, Zhang Sanmad's run, what was even more surprising was that the demon did not hit him with a bullet, and he was all dodged by him.

"Whew~Whew~Huh~ I was a man who watched the Matrix ten times back then, and it was too easy to dodge bullets, so I would hide when I took a breath."

"Monster ~ Why do you want to kill people? Why? ”

"Why? Whew~ I just want to kill you, Whew~ Why else? Of course, this is Zhang San's crazy voice.

Yalian protected Zhang Sanmad and said solemnly: "Crazy brother, don't make trouble, Miss Mo Ya don't say it, it's not his intention to do this, he will be forced to evolve as a weapon." ”

Moya angrily pointed at the demon and said, "That's just a killing machine!" ”

"It's not! The inner soul of the demon is a living weapon. ”

"The soul is dominated by the creator, and is distressed by the despair of sin about its own appearance, and hates the cruel reality, and the soul of despair is the energy that allows the demon to evolve, so there will be a person's soul in the demon's body."

"She must have a deep bond with that gentleman."

Moya muttered to herself, "Demons are made of [Machine] [Soul] [Tragedy] as materials."

Zhang Sanmad touched his chin on the side and said, "Really? I've seen it come out like a comedy."

"Is she my sister?"

Zhang Sanmad continued to touch his chin and said, "Sister? What a tragedy! My lover died, my brother-in-law resurrected my sister, but she became a demon, and my sister killed my brother-in-law and took up her lover's body, a tragedy like shit. ”

A cross appeared on Moya's head: "Shut up for me!" ”

At this time, Aaron also began to get serious, raised his magic weapon "Hand of Cross" and finished off the demon.

"Actually, you can be faster if you don't talk nonsense." The three madmen complained weakly.

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PS: Hey hey~! Now the protagonist hasn't made a name for himself~! The protagonist's first appearance is when he meets the Millennium Earl! And the protagonist is a dual personality, oh, his usual personality is a bit biased towards Loki, that is, the disguised monster.,After the protagonist, he will wear a mask and transform into a complete version of the disguised monster.,Don't worry, I'm very rigorous in writing a book.,I like the worldview of the exorcist boy very much~! There is also China in it, so I have no pressure to write about a real Chinese.