Wu Ill is snowing heavily, goose feathers and snow, the same as not asking for money, God took a plastic bowl and was catching snowflakes outside, it is said that he wanted to eat smoothies, but Wu Ill was very unkind and did not remind him that the snow could not be eaten indiscriminately, and the final result was that God settled on the toilet. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Hmm~oh~ah!" Despite covering his nose, Wu can still smell the stench in the toilet, and the devil knows what this guy is eating. Wu Yi knocked on the door and said, "Do you want paper?" "Hurry up and get me the medicine!" Vomit! No more! Not again! "The table was full of all kinds of antidiarrheal medicines, from laxative to intestinal tranquility, all kinds of things were tried, but it didn't work.

Xia Yu said helplessly: "That's all the antidiarrheal drugs I know, but God eats it and it doesn't work, what should I do?" "Who is to blame, there are so many dusty and unclean things in the air, snowflakes falling from the sky who knows how much it is stained, he actually ate three bowls in a row, and it is good that the intestines are not pulled out!" The Hundred Bone Spirit was puzzled: "How can you say that he is not an ordinary person, why is he so weak?" ”

Athena pouted and said, "He came out with a crow's mouth, I don't see how much better he is than ordinary people." "You're saying bad things about Lao Tzu, be careful when you go out and step on shit!" Athena immediately covered her mouth and didn't dare to make a sound, she didn't understand God's crow's mouth. When God first discovered this ability, he was arrogant for a long time, and Athena often ate flies, mosquitoes, and even cockroaches because of his words, and God was beaten for this.

"Lao Tzu didn't let you speak, didn't let you discuss a way! Hurry up and discuss the results, my ass is about to grow on the toilet! Sophia summoned a stream of water, "Why don't I give him a sausage?" God shouted inside, "I don't want to be blown up by you!" Never! Oops! How is it endless! Xia Yu said: "Otherwise, you will be sent directly to the hospital." ”

Bai Gujing immediately said: "I'll go drive!" "You better stop, last time I opened someone's orchard, I apologized to others, I drove in the morning and found that your feet were still on the accelerator!" The bones are bright and cancan, and they don't speak. Wu Yi continued: "It is estimated that it is useless to send them to the hospital, Huang Mei and Lao Tang basically never got sick at that time, even if they were occasionally injured, they also healed themselves, but when Lao Tang was injured, our medicine was very useful to him, I think it was their physical reasons." ”

"So what to do, watch him die in the toilet? I won't dare to use the toilet in the future! Xia Yu said in horror. Wu Yi waved his hand and said: "Don't be afraid, he is God, and he won't become a ghost when he dies, just use it with confidence, I don't know what miracles can be left behind." The Hundred Bone Spirit pouted and said, "What miracle can there be in the toilet, floating in the air and?" Everyone was amused by this remark.

But God roared in the toilet: "Do you have any humanity! Lao Tzu is dying, if you don't think of a way to do it, I'll forget it, and actually discuss whether the can fly, do you dare to be boring anymore? You will be punished! When God said this, the people were astonished and looked around their homes. They are afraid of something unexpected suddenly, and God's crow's mouth is not a joke.

Wu Yi said angrily: "Are you mentally retarded to death, I don't know how smart your broken mouth is!" If I'm unlucky, I'll be the first to beat you! Athena mused, "Count me in!" "Don't, don't! I didn't mean to, can't I hit myself in the mouth, you hurry up and find a way to save me, I'm really about to pull my intestines out! ”

Wu Yi didn't have a good breath and said: "I'll call Wu Lao Er, but whether I can get through or not depends on the will of heaven." "Okay, okay, you hurry up, hey, who's going to send me some paper?" Everyone looked at the Hundred Bone Spirit, and the Hundred Bone Essence said helplessly: "I know that it is me who is unlucky!" ’

Wu Ill was about to call Wu Lao Er, but the mobile phone rang, it was a student number, Wu Ill usually wouldn't answer this kind of unfamiliar number and hung up, but it turned out to be called again. It is possible to make a mistake in the first time, and the second time is deliberate, Wu Yi pressed the answer button. "Hey, who?" "Wu disease! You go to Changbai Mountain to pick up new customers right now, freeze to death! ”

"Wait a minute, who are you?" "I'm your uncle!" This is clear, Wu Yi opened his mouth and scolded: "You are my grandson!" You're my Grey Sun! "Okay, okay, will you joke with you?" Hurry up and pick up people in Changbai Mountain, my mother is cold! Ahh "You just let Lao Tzu pick up people, who are you picking up?" Also Changbai Mountain, do you know how big Changbai Mountain is? ”

"I don't know the specifics, anyway, it's something related to the wind, snow and ice, this time the sudden snow was brought by him, why is it so cold under the day bridge! Ay! Bastard! Dare to rob Lao Tzu's newspaper, Lao Tzu will kill you! Hang up! There's a bastard who snatches my quilt, and I'm chasing after it! "Wait! God has eaten unclean things in my place and my stomach is about to hang, how can I cure it? ”

"No cure! It's just diarrhea and you can't die, and it's okay to endure it, hang up! After that, he hung up. Wu Yi's voice was very loud, and God in the toilet also heard it, and hurriedly asked, "What do you say, what medicine should I take for diarrhea?" "No way, Wu Lao Er himself has a cold, and now he is grabbing newspapers as quilts with others under the overpass, you can be next to him, he said he can't die."

"! What is this called? Wu Yi sat down and said: "This heavy snow is because of another visitor from another world, I am going to Changbai Mountain to pick up people now, which of you will go with me?" Xia Yu exclaimed: "Changbai Mountain? I want to go too! "You're not going to school anymore?" Xia Yu got into Wu Ai's arms and began to coquetry: "People want to travel, we haven't spent our honeymoon yet!" "What kind of honeymoon did you not get married?" Xia Yu rode on Wu Ill's body and scratched and scratched: "I don't care, I'm going to go!" "Okay, okay, go and go, but you have to listen to me!" Xia Yu readily agreed, but I don't know if it can be realized.

Athena asked solemnly, "Is there a travel expense?" "Food and lodging, ten yuan a day for business trips." Athena's big gray eyes looked at Wu Zhi quietly, as if she wanted to see the flowers on Wu Ai's face, and finally said seriously: "Can you still deduct some more?" Wu Yi said angrily: "It's ten yuan a day, love to go!" Athens muttered, "No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat..."

The Hundred Bone Spirit raised his hand and said, "I also want to see the outside world." Wu Yi nodded, although he didn't know what the Hundred Bone Essence was for, but with a precautionary measure, a backpack would be able to fit it anyway.

Sophia hesitated for a moment and said, 'I'll go too!' Wu Yi shook his head and said, "Others can go, Sophia should stay at home, where is it too cold, I'm afraid you will be frozen." In fact, Sophia basically didn't go out much this winter, and she had to hold a warm baby when she went out, plus a thick down jacket, if she was frozen on the street, it would be news.

Sophia also knows her shortcomings, and she is very disappointed when she lowers her head. Xia Yu has always regarded Sophia as a sister, and when she saw Sophia lost, she couldn't bear to say, "If you can't do it, let's go together, right?" Wu Yi frowned and said, "You don't know that she will freeze, so you let her go to Heilongjiang as an ice lantern?" Xia Yu slapped Wu Ill, ran into the house and took out a thermos after a while: "Sophia should have no problem getting into here, right?" After speaking, he looked at Wu Yi proudly.

Sophia jumped into the thermos with a cheer, and Xia Yu said proudly: "With this thermos, Sophia can go to the North Pole to hang around!" Wu Yi corrected: "That's not a thermos, that's the thermos cup my mother bought for me!" Xia Yu was confused for a long time and said: "Is the thermos cup so big?" "How do I know, anyway, my mother said that this is a thermos cup, okay, let's hurry up and prepare."

"Don't you want to leave me!" God's weak voice came, and I saw him squirm forward with difficulty, and as soon as his head was exposed, his face twisted, and he crawled back like the wind. Wu Yi said helplessly: "You still watch the house at home, if you go to us, we will also buy adult diapers, what if you pull halfway?" "If you dare to throw me at home, don't blame me for cursing you at home every day!"

Everyone looked at each other and finally sighed together, Xia Yu said, "I'll buy adult diapers." Wu Yi nodded. People have to bow their heads under the eaves, and God's crow's mouth is too disgusting. Before Xia Yu went out, he heard God shouting in the toilet: "Help me buy a few more pairs of underwear to prepare!" Wu Yi couldn't help but scold: "It's all like this, and you still go out to wave, be careful to die halfway!" "I won't die if you die!" Oops! Who's going to send me some more paper? "Wash with water!"

Wu Ill is very glad that he changed the toilet early, the toilet he uses now is new, and the old toilet is put in Sophia's basement, if it is used by God like this, Wu Ill will not forget to drill inside!

Everyone has their own suitcases, in fact, most of them are some underwear, except for Sophia, everyone is hardy than ordinary people, and even Xia Yu has become a little master because of the internal skills of Wu Xingyun, who only needs a cotton coat and daily necessities, a suitcase is enough, if there is anything insufficient, you can buy it again, Wu Yi is not the poor dick who was careful now.

Gu Tai gave 10 million, some pirates and other bonuses that he helped Huang Mai catch, as for the jewelry brought from Huang Mei, Wu Ill has not been dealt with, if he buys it, it will be a huge amount of money, just to Lao Wang's son that Pixiu, Gu Ze once asserted that that thing is not less than one million!

But no matter what, Wu Yi is still a small citizen in his bones, you can't let him become a nobleman, and suddenly with so much money, it would be good that he didn't become a nouveau riche who spends a lot of money.

Athena sat down at the computer desk and said, "The weather is too bad, the planes are all stopped, we have to take the train or drive ourselves, how to choose?" "Let's take the train, it's too troublesome to drive by yourself, and when we get to the place, we can't rent one ourselves." (To be continued.) )