Chapter 342: Dou E's Injustice, June Snow
"Where am I?" Lao Wang covered his head and did it, he vaguely remembered that he seemed to have seen something terrible. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Wu Yi was brushing his teeth, and when he saw Lao Wang wake up, he laughed and said: "It seems that you were very drunk yesterday, and you woke up to remember to be drunk, and the most annoying thing is that you don't dare to spread at home anymore, and you actually run to my house to be drunk, don't you think I'm a bully!" ”
Lao Wang covered his head and said, "I can't remember what happened last night, I only remember to come to see you, and then I don't know anything." "How do you say that, ignorance is a blessing, you look at Lao Wang, you obviously saw it, but with his own strong system, he deleted it and had to write him a word!
Xia Yu also got up, she slept with the old lady last night, Wu Ill slept on the floor all night, it is estimated that last night's events were too exciting to sleep well, yawning and not talking, and there were bags under the eyes. "Wu Disease, take a look, I have dark circles under my eyes!" Wu Yi patted Xia Yu's face and said, "It's okay, rest early tonight, and tomorrow will be gone." ”
Lao Wang always wanted to make up for the lost memories, but unfortunately Wu Yi always fooled himself, so he had to put his hope on Xia Yu. "Xiaoyu, do you know what I came here for last night?" Xia Yu was combing his hair and said to the mirror: "You came in crookedly last night, and you started crying directly on Wu Ill, and we pulled Ahri to move you again, so we had to let you play." ”
Lao Wang thought about it for a while and still had no clue, but what Xia Yu said could really be true, he did remember that he was looking for Wu Ill, on the other hand, Wu Ill helped him so much yesterday, if he was drunk and hugged him to cry, it was not impossible, plus Xia Yu was so deceptive, Lao Wang really believed it!
Lao Wang took Wu Yi's hand and said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, brother, I wanted to come to thank you last night, but I didn't expect to trouble you, I'm so sorry!" Wu Yi pointed to the breakfast on the table and said, "It's okay, get out of here, I bought two breakfasts, one you take away for my sister-in-law to eat, and the other is ours, don't even think about it." ”
"That jade pendant...""Lao Wang, if you think we can continue to play, don't say the rest, it's boring!" Lao Wang saw that Wu Ill didn't look like he was joking, and finally patted Wu Ill and left. Gu Tai walked out of the bedroom, moved his waist and said: "Strong is a good child, you can't suffer a loss when you play with him, there are not many friends, the key is to be righteous." ”
Wu Yi had already learned from God that he had hit Xia Yu with drunkenness, and then twisted Gu Tai's waist, and stepped forward to help Gu Tai and asked, "Grandma Gu, are you okay with your waist?" "It's okay, it's okay, my old bones are still very tough, you don't have to worry about me." The two of them walked to the dining table as they spoke, and the diligent Xia Yu and Sophia had already prepared the meal, and waited for Gu Tai to sit down and eat. Gu Tai looked at Sophia's huge space cup and smiled, touched Sophia's head and said, "This girl still only drinks thin!" ”
Sophia hesitated for a moment and said, "It's okay to eat dry, but I'll have to take it out later." Everyone naturally knew how to do it, and they all laughed. When you are ready, you start eating, Sophia can eat a big glass of bean juice, Athena herself looks at a big bag of bun fritters, and is trying her best to stuff it into her mouth, the hundred bone essence is more special, he can only eat the head bone, and he is eating the elbow bone as a fritters, God is more elegant, eat a mouthful of fritters and a mouthful of bean juice and regretfully say: "If only there was a goblet." ”
Gu Tai looked at God and asked, "Are you really the Jesus God?" Immediately God trembled and stood on his stool: "May my glory be with you, Amen!" The electrical appliances in the house began to shine together again, and Wu Yi put eighty-eight on the table, and God shuddered, and sat down to eat honestly. Wu Yi persuaded: "Don't believe this foreign monk, he is useless except for a crow's mouth!" ”
Gu Tai regretted and said: "Forget it, I originally wanted to ask my wife if she is doing now, so be it!" Sophia poured the bean juice from the cup into her mouth and finished eating, wiped her mouth and said, "I'm full!" "Xia Yu's meal is small, two fried dough sticks and a bowl of bean juice are full, the old lady is even less, a bowl of bean juice and one fritter is enough, God rushed to dance and ran away without eating, and now only Wu Yi and Athena are left cleaning the battlefield.
The old lady looked at Athena in surprise, her small red lips moved quickly, one by one, a bun or a fritter was gone, and at the same time, the bean juice was also a bowl of bean juice, and the old man looked stupid. Athena is okay, at least she eats faster, but Wu Yi can't see it, the root has never eaten, she grabs a handful of fritters and bites them in her mouth, and she still hums in her mouth, and the root protects food.
Gu Tai sighed: "Fortunately, you two were not born in the famine era, otherwise you two would probably even dare to eat!" The two of them were too busy eating to speak, and the rest of them were snickering.
Finally finished eating, and saw that God was back again, Xia Yu was surprised: "Why are you back, Aunt Zhang wants you again?" God looked at Xia Yu and said depressedly: "Can you stop talking about this, it's starting to snow outside again, and this dog is going to die!" ”
A snowflake fell down the table in the cold wind, and in the blink of an eye, it had turned into a drop of water.
Gu Tai was puzzled: "It's already spring, how can it still snow, and it's such a big snowflake, it's incredible!" Athena finished eating first, wiped her mouth and said, "Could it be a sign that someone is wronged and God is wronged?" "Everyone stared at Athena and didn't speak, and they looked at Athena with a creep." What's wrong, am I not right? ”
Wu said: "Have you read those brain-dead novels on the Internet?" "Nope!" God then said, "That is someone who is propagating feudal superstitions to you!" "No, what do you say?" The old lady said tentatively, "Have you heard about the book lately?" Athena was surprised: "How do you know? A few days ago, there was a scrap collector passing by, and the radio in the car was telling stories. ”
Wu Yi also asked, "How do you know?" "June Feixue Dou E is wronged, I will say this commentary, what's so strange." The old lady is very proud, Wu Ill, Xia Yu and Sophia all understand, only God Athena and the Hundred Bone Essence outsiders are still in the clouds. Athena wondered, "What does it mean to fight a goose, like a fighting?" ”
Although God is wiser, although he has not heard this story, he speculated: "Dou E should be a person, I have seen someone post on the Internet that he died more unjustly than Dou E." Xia Yu pouted Gu Tai and said: "Grandma Gu, since you can tell us about it, we also know that Dou E is wronged, but we haven't heard the real complete story yet." ”
The old lady scratched her head and said, "But I don't remember it very clearly, I'm afraid I won't be able to tell it completely." Everyone hugged Gu Tai to the sofa and sat in a big circle, some sitting on the ground, and some squatting directly. ”
Xia Yu stood up and said, "Then I just looked at the weather forecast, and I want to do laundry tomorrow." Saying that, he ran over and turned on the TV, Wu Yi asked, "Don't you just look at the phone?" Xia Yu said while looking for the weather forecast: "Just look at your mobile phone." "Huh? Why is it still sunny on my phone? "Mine too!" Could it be that the network is not good and it didn't come out? "Still not good!"
"I've tried n times a long time ago, it didn't work at all, I found it!" Wu Yi asked, "What are you doing with that, you won't go out tomorrow and Sunday." Xia Yu said angrily: "It's not because of your messy clothes!" "Wu is very ashamed.
"Good morning, everyone, I believe you are very puzzled by the sudden snowfall, and now I will explain to you and report on the weather conditions tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. The main reason for this cross-seasonal heavy snow is that there will be light to moderate snow in all major parts of our country due to a cold current across the sea, and the temperature will also drop......
Xia Yu sighed: "Alas! I wanted to wash the clothes I had saved for so long, but now it's all in the soup! Wu Yi comforted and said, "Don't worry, it's a big deal to let Sophia help wash and dry." Xia Yu glanced at Wu Yi and said, "Do you think Sophia is omnipotent, even if she can take away most of the water in her clothes, she will still feel wet!" ”
"Huh? So why didn't I think before? "It was summer at the time, and it was cool even if it was a little damp, but now it's still snowing outside, so it's going to freeze!" Seeing that Sophia was gloomy, Xia Yu hurriedly comforted: "Sophia, don't be sad, I didn't mean you, if you want to blame this ghost weather, it's not your fault, don't be angry!" ”
Sophia shook her head and said, "I'm not angry, I just think I should be able to do better, but I can't!" It just so happened that Gu Tai's story was almost in his mind, and he said, "Come, let's talk about it!" The bones of the three-foot Qionghua are buried, and the flag is hung with enthusiasm. In other words, Dou E was..."
The old lady's book is really good, and the narration in such a special weather adds a three-point charm, and everyone is filled with righteous indignation, completely bringing herself into the story, Athena even released her spear and shield, it is estimated that the donkey is here, and will definitely be killed!
"The so-called cycle of heavenly principles, retribution is not happy, it is not that it is not repaid, the time has not yet come! People are watching the sky, even if God forgives you, your own conscience will condemn you, you must be worthy of your conscience, even if you are poor and hard, you must be down-to-earth, when you are old, you can say to your children without a trace of hesitation, I am innocent in this life, and I am not sorry for anyone! Wu Aishen mended the knife, and said on the side of the yin: "If you come out to mix, you always have to pay it back!" (To be continued.) )