"Uncle Jia Xu, you can't scare me if you put these things! This group of little devils is not my opponent even if they go together, uncle, you want to kill chickens and monkeys, but you miscalculated! ”

The golden-winged Dapeng has a small nose and small hands, but he brags that Bi is a good hand, and he doesn't mention that those demons don't dare to fight him just because he is a relative of their leader, as if he is really invincible in the world. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Shi Jiabao shook his head with a wry smile and said, "This is not what this old thief wants to say......"

Jia Xu smiled yinyin, nodded appreciatively towards Shi Jiabao and said: "Yes, the parents of those who gave birth to me, those who know me, Jia Bao also!" Do you know that Xu is no longer a military teacher, but a national teacher? ”

The Golden-Winged Dapeng shook his head in confusion and said, "Aren't you the emperor now?" ”

Jia Xu waved his hand and said: "This is a part-time job, what is there to be for the king of the dead country?" If you want to be a prosperous dynasty, you must be a big official who can cover the sky with one hand! ”

The golden-winged Dapeng has a big mouth, and he nodded again and again: "Uncle is really very human, Dapeng and I am also a mind, and when my nephew becomes the leader, Dapeng I will be able to cover the sky with one hand!" ”

Shi Jiabao's face was so dark that he could burn coal, and he hummed: "You have now shown your true body, one wing is 360,000 miles long, and you have one hand to cover the sky......"

The Golden-winged Dapeng was right when he thought about it, but he didn't expect that he had already reached the peak of his life casually, and suddenly felt a little lonely like snow in his life......

Shi Jiabao saw that he had finally fooled this mother-in-law who was full of ghost ideas, so he breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head and asked Jia Xu: "Then I don't know where the military advisor is now?" ”

As soon as Jia Xu heard this, he was excited, his hair flicked, his head was raised, and he said proudly: "Xu is the national teacher of the Xin Dynasty of the Great Shang Emperor, and he is above 10,000 people under one person!" ”

The Golden-winged Dapeng was stunned when he heard this, and said puzzledly: "I remember that the Great Shang is also the king of the dead country......

Shi Jiabao covered the mouth of the golden-winged Dapeng and whispered in his ear: "Shh...... What this uncle hates most is that someone exposes his shortcomings when he brags, and you still want to be hung and beaten by him on a tree? ”

The golden-winged Dapeng shook his spirit, and hurriedly applauded, patted his ass and said, "Uncle is so powerful!" ”

Shi Jiabao also smiled and echoed: "The national teacher is mighty! The national teacher is rippling! ”

Jia Xu's vanity was greatly satisfied, and he waved his hand again and again and said modestly: "Everywhere, they are all small abilities, originally Xu didn't want to expose his identity in front of you, this careless...... Haha, oops, don't be restrained, just say that you are not a national teacher, you can still continue to talk on an equal footing, hahaha......"

Shi Jiabao's face was a little stiff, and he reluctantly complimented: "The national teacher has already achieved fame, the poor monk is here to congratulate, congratulations, I don't know how many generals the national teacher is now commanding?" Tell me to open my eyes? ”

Jia Xu's face was stunned, and he smiled a little reluctantly: "Haha...... How can a national teacher lead troops to fight? You are really lonely and unheard of! Hahaha......"

At this time, Shi Jiabao had already noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, but the golden-winged Dapeng was still young after all, so he continued to ask casually: "How many civil ministers under my uncle are looking at my uncle's horse?" ”

Jia Xu's face turned dark, and he smiled forcefully: "Uncle, I have a big face, and I don't have to work to have a high salary, high status, and the affairs of civil ministers...... My uncle has always assigned the prime minister to manage it, haha...... Hahahaha......"

The golden-winged Dapeng seemed to be ignorant, and nodded as if he didn't understand: "Oh~ It turns out that there is no one under your command, uncle!" ”

As soon as the words of the Golden Winged Dapeng came out, the temperature of the entire scene dropped by hundreds of degrees at once!

Jia Xu looked at the golden-winged Dapeng with an unkind face, and the squeaky sound of the hand joints exploded!

The Golden-winged Dapeng may have also noticed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and retreated back in panic: "Uncle, what are you going to do, Uncle National Teacher...... Dapeng, I'm so panicked...... Don't, oops!! ”

After a stick of incense, the golden-winged Dapeng with a blue nose and swollen face and Shi Jiabao honestly listened to Jia Xu's complete set of plans.

Shi Jiabao rubbed his dark circles, bared his teeth and said, "So...... The reason why the national teacher wants to find trouble with that Moluo is to please your yellow-faced mother-in-law? …… Also, why did you even fight me? ”

Jia Xu nodded and said: "I beat you because your parents were beaten, and you didn't come up to help, and I asked the Peacock Daming King to educate and educate you about how to be a man...... Also, you're right, who let that Moro hit the muzzle of Xu's gun? ”

Shi Jiafu sighed, and it was impossible to tell whether it was emotion or sympathy in his tone: "That Mo Luo has also poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, why did he provoke such an old rascal as you......"

Jia Xu nodded, deeply convinced.

The Golden-Winged Dapeng may have been beaten by Jia Xu with some tinnitus, and some words were not heard clearly, so he asked carefully: "But although that Moluo is our opponent, we really don't want to offend Heavenly Court because of this?" ”

Jia Xu felt deeply clumsy about the IQ of the Golden-winged Dapeng, so Jia Xu had to make his words clearer......

"Then, if you don't agree to go to Heaven with me to make trouble, and after Xu kills Mo Luo, you will kill the Peacock Daming King as well, and I ask you if you are afraid?"

Jia Xu sighed and said: "Everyone is an acquaintance, and I didn't want to say it so clearly, but why don't you open your mind when you are a little red guy?" ”

At this time, the Golden-winged Dapeng understood, and angrily pointed at Jia Xu and said, "You are a bad person!" You threaten us with your sister? ”

Jia Xu was very sincere and nodded very calmly: "That's right!" ”

The Golden-winged Dapeng was shocked, this thing actually admitted it so guiltlessly and straightforwardly!

How can this make him stand on the moral high ground and condemn him!?

In the end, Rulai is a person who knows how to behave, although he knows that Jia Xu is just talking, but seriously, with Jia Xu's temper, this thing is really hard to say......

After all, the Peacock King is a flat-chested ......

Shi Jiabao nodded helplessly and said: "Okay, okay, but we said in advance, we are only responsible for cheering for you behind you, if we really want to demolish the South Heavenly Gate, we won't do anything about fighting with the Heavenly Soldiers!" ”

Jia Xu waved his hand very dryly and said: "No problem, this matter is as happy as you like, we should set off to Heaven tomorrow to make trouble!" ”

Shi Jiafu said curiously: "National teacher, do you know the road?" ”

Jia Xu was dumbfounded, and asked rhetorically, "You don't know either?" ”

……

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward......

Jia Xu scratched his head in distress and said, "Then what can I do?" I don't know the road, how can I go to petition and make trouble? ”

Shi Jiafu thought for a while and said, "Why don't we go to West Tianling Mountain first and ask the current Buddha, how about it?" ”

Jia Xu's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "Good idea!" How else to say that the head is big and the IQ is high! Your ability to come up with ideas is really not ordinary! ”

But after the excitement was over, Jia Xu looked at the fat belly full of fat intestines and the big waist and round waist and said, "But with your current appearance, the one who watches the gate may not let you in?" What to do? ”

Shi Jiafu smiled slightly, dragged the golden-winged Dapeng who was still plucking his ears, and said proudly: "National teacher, rest assured, there is Dapeng Protector Garuda, in the Lingshan realm, we can go wherever we want!" ”

Jia Xu found out that this little kid who seemed to only brag about it in addition to eating white rice turned out to be a little useful, and his attitude suddenly became much kinder, and he touched the little head of the golden-winged Dapeng and said: "I don't see it, you are small, and your face is even bigger than ours, this time you helped your uncle, and your uncle will try not to get angry with you when he is in a bad mood in the future, how is it, are you unhappy?" ”

The golden-winged Dapeng was stunned, and his attitude was like this when he begged for someone?

After that, Jia Xu looked at Shi Jiabao wearing a military coat strangely, and said curiously: "Bald donkey, now in the dog days, you are wearing a pure cotton military coat, isn't it hot?" ”

Shi Jiafu indifferently wrapped the military coat a little tighter and said: "It's much better than a bare butt." ”

Jia Xu clapped his hands, as if he had just remembered, and said: "Oh, look at Xu, I forgot that you are still naked, not busy, not busy, Xu is now a part-time emperor, not to mention the rest, there are still a few sets of clothes, Xu will arrange for someone to prepare ......"

Shi Jiabao suddenly had a hint of foreboding, and took two steps back with some fear and asked, "Don't bother with the national teacher......

Jia Xuli ignored him, stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, and shouted: "Girls! We're all out to pick up customers!! ”

With Jia Xu's order, out of nowhere, five or six thousand beauties with revealing clothes and charming bones ran towards this side with twisting their waists and shaking their chests.

Groove !!

Groove !!

Both Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng were deeply shocked by such a grand scene, and they didn't seem to move.

Five or six thousand beauties surrounded Jia Xu, Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng on the inner and outer three floors, and after standing still, they all bowed down to Jia Xu and shouted long live.

Jia Xu waved his big hand proudly, and he showed off his hairy bun angrily: "Brother Jiabao, how is this harem, is it beautiful?" Magnificent? ”

Shi Jiabao covered his head with both hands, stretched out his hand in resignation, closed his eyes and said, "Come on, come and ravage the poor monks as they please!" ”

The golden-winged Dapeng squatted on the ground like a frightened kitten and shivered, and said pitifully: "Uncle, their eyes are so scary...... What do they want to do, I'm just a kid......"

Jia Xu stretched out one hand, and a golden light flashed, and two full sets of clothes were conjured, one large and one small, which were tailor-made for Shi Jia Bao and Golden-winged Dapeng.

Jia Xu threw the clothes in his hand into the sky, and one of them retreated into the pile of women behind him, and ordered: "Girls! Help them change their clothes! …… Yes, the underwear has to be changed, and the pants are ready......"