No matter how unhappy the fat monk was, he still met Jia Xu after all. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After slamming the ground into a big hole in embarrassment, the fat monk patted the lime on his body, stood up with his bare buttocks, and looked at Jia Xu from afar.

The fat monk clasped his hands together, and said with a smile: "I haven't seen it for five hundred years, and the military advisor has always been good?" ”

Jia Xu looked at this bare-ass monk inexplicably, and shouted very unceremoniously: "Who are you, old bald donkey?" The ...... who was sucked in just now Hey? Your name is Xujunshi? ”

The fat monk smiled and nodded: "Yes, the military advisors and nobles forget many things, I am afraid that they can't remember the poor monks, but the poor monks have always forgotten the heroic posture of the military advisors guiding the country at the end of the Han Dynasty." ”

Jia Xu curiously circled around the fat monk, and after seeing the golden swastika behind the fat monk, he suddenly said, "It turned out to be you!" Are you a monk? The one who with Dini? I remember that you were very handsome when you were young, how did you become this picture of no one and no ghost? ”

The fat monk touched his big bald head a little embarrassed and said: "Don't mention the past, the poor monk has now relieved himself of the burden of the heavenly monk, restored the name of the layman, and also gave a name to Middle-earth, called Shi Jia Bun ......"

When Jia Xu heard this, he clapped his hands again and again: "Good name, really good name, very down-to-earth!" It should be easy to use this name to tell a fortune for an old lady in the countryside to cheat money......"

But suddenly, Jia Xu's painting style changed, and without saying a word, he kicked Shi Jia Bao back into the pit, stepped on Shi Jia Bao's big bald head and twisted his feet vigorously, and said angrily: "Old dog Bi! You raised that flat-haired beast just now, right? Is it the one you took with your flirtatious sister all day long? Xu also helped you take care of it for a while, but just now, Xu greeted it so enthusiastically that it turned around and ran!? This stinky, shameless, ungrateful bastard ......"

"Strategist! The military advisor spares his life...... Ah! The poor monk knows his mistake...... Knowing the ...... of Mistakes"

At the beginning, Shi Jiabao also wanted to take care of the top bag for the golden-winged Dapeng, who knew that Jia Xu punched and kicked, and gave Shi Jiabao a blue nose and swollen face, and Shi Jiabao sadly found that the golden body that he had practiced for more than 500 years still couldn't stop Jia Xu's broken defense, so Shi Jiabao sold it to his maternal uncle very decisively......

I saw a flash of Buddha's light on the body of the release of the bun, a lazy donkey rolled and dodged Jia Xu's shadowless feet, seeing that Jia Xu was about to step forward to carry out a pursuit combo, the release of the bun hurriedly shouted to stop: "The military division is slow!" There is no reason why it is ungrateful, but you can't take care of yourself in the life of a poor monk? Please wait for the military advisor, and the poor monk will shake out the evil beast and let the military advisor dispose of it! ”

After that, Shi Jiabao didn't care about the golden-winged Dapeng whose neck was about to be broken, the latissimus dorsi was stretched and stretched, and the big belly shook slightly, and the golden-winged Dapeng that had become a golden swastika was driven out of his body by Shi Jiabao.

The golden-winged Dapeng was stupid, and shook Shi Jiabao's shoulder desperately, and said angrily: "Why! Why betray me! I'm your uncle! ”

Shi Jiabao's face was not red, and his heart was not beating indifferently: "One person does things and one person is responsible, you are the protector of the law......

"You old bald thief......"

Before the golden-winged Dapeng finished scolding, he suddenly felt a huge force behind him holding him, and then an eerie voice came in his ear: "Dapeng, you seem to be afraid of me?" ”

The golden-winged Dapeng was frightened to pee all of a sudden, and suddenly appeared in a human form, turning into a little boy in a golden wisp robe, bubbling with snot, how cute and cute it is, pitifully hugged Jia Xu's thigh and said: "Uncle Soldier, I'm still a child, can you bear to beat me like that bald donkey?" ”

While begging for mercy, the golden-winged Dapeng did not forget to glare at Shi Jiabao fiercely, but unfortunately Shi Jiabao's face was thicker than the city wall, and he naturally didn't take the anger of a little fart to heart.

Who knew that Jia Xu didn't buy it at all, in fact, except for the big-breasted girl, Jia Xu didn't buy anyone's account, so Jia Xu slapped the golden-winged Dapeng very unceremoniously and shouted: "Bastard boy!" Uncle hates that rich people dare to show off their wealth in front of Xu, and you are wearing a dress that seems to be more valuable than Xu's dragon robe...... What, you want to stink me? ”

The golden-winged Dapeng was frightened, and hurriedly changed his face with a crying face, turning the golden silk coat into an extremely ill-fitting and patched military coat, and said pitifully: "Uncle Junshi, how is it, is it much more pleasing to the eye when you look at Dapeng now?" ”

Jia Xu nodded slightly and said, "You barely passed the test...... Where did you get this garment from? I miss the ...... that I miss."

On the side, Shi Jiabao stepped forward, took off the general's coat from the golden-winged Dapeng, wrapped it around his body and said: "Hey, didn't you go to the present world with the military advisor five hundred years ago, and the poor monk opened the light to the woman who lost her footing and was caught in the detention center, and then the organization said that the poor monk wanted to reform well, and the poor monk was sent to a factory to work as a security guard for a year, so that he earned enough travel expenses, paid the fine, and met with the military advisor...... This is the only property on the poor monk in that year, and he has been reluctant to lose it! ”

Jia Xu thought about it, as if there was such a thing, and suddenly said: "Xu said why did you suddenly disappear, and said the meeting place, and you arrived after more than a year." ”

Shi Jiabao nodded with a bitter face and sighed: "But who knows, when the poor monk came to you, he thought that life would be better, but he only changed from a security guard to a doorman...... It's what it is now......"

When Jia Xu heard this, he immediately poked the bun curiously, and whispered, "How is it?" After all these years, are you still giving light to women who have lost their footing? ”

Shi Jiabao pointed to his stomach with an unhappy face, and gently patted his round head and said: "You see, with the dignity of the poor monk now, he just wants to return to his old business and has no hardware capital!" ”

The golden-winged Dapeng on the side heard it in a fog, squeezed in between Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao, and asked curiously: "Uncle Junshi, what is a woman who has lost her footing?" ”

Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao saw that the golden-winged Dapeng was actually eavesdropping, their faces turned cold, and they kicked him more than ten meters away with their feet, and shouted: "Children, don't ask about adults!" Wait until you're an adult! ”

Dapeng, who was kicked to the ground, wiped his tears aggrievedly and said, "You bully people!" I'm already eighteen! It's an adult! There's no reason why people shouldn't turn on my computer when I go to an Internet café, why do you look down on me, hum! ”

Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao looked at each other, and suddenly felt that what the golden-winged Dapeng said seemed to have some truth, so the two hurriedly walked over, Rulai reached out and helped Dapeng up from the marble floor, and sneered: "Who let your uncle you grow tall, I always think that you are like a primary school student......"

Jia Xu may also feel a little guilty in his heart, and comforted: "Okay, okay, Dapeng, don't cry, it's a big deal to play games with you in the future, you are pitted, Xu will no longer hang you on the tree and fight, don't cry, what an old child is this......"

As soon as he heard this, Golden-winged Dapeng turned crying into joy in an instant, pulled Jia Xu's sleeve beautifully, and smiled expectantly: "Uncle Strategist has to talk about it, if someone else scolds me as a primary school student in the future, my uncle will have to help Dapeng scold them together!" ”

Jia Xu nodded again and again: "Don't worry! Although it is also a dish to play games, but spraying people is a good hand at one top, it really doesn't work, we will go over to them along the network cable and fight with them, and see if Xu doesn't give them to play out! ”

Shi Jiabao was in a cold sweat when he heard this, and hurriedly interrupted: "Strategist, let's not talk about these things that make people's scalps numb...... The poor monk remembered that after the last time the military advisor died, didn't he have a great understanding and shattered the void, why is he still in this world? ”

As soon as Jia Xu thought of this, he also had a question mark in his stomach and said: "Xu doesn't know, Xu first went to the Republic of China, and then went to the Shang Dynasty, this Sui Dynasty, Xu has just arrived, hey, do you think the so-called broken void is to travel through time and space, right?" This cowhide is a little bigger, and I look forward to it! ”

Shi Jiabao also scratched his head and said, "You ask this...... The poor monk has never been broken, who knows, the poor monk is still busy cultivating the golden body, and when he reaches the height of six zhang, the poor monk will be able to return to the Snow Mountain. ”

Jia Xu nodded and asked, "Shi Jiabao, have you lived from the Three Kingdoms to the present?" ”

Shi Jiabao nodded and said: "Yes, you said that the poor monk is such a middle-aged bachelor, and he has lived for five hundred years with a person who eats white rice, and his life is not easy!" ”

The Golden-Winged Dapeng also nodded in agreement: "Yes! It's still at war! ”

Jia Xu's eyes rolled, and he thought about it, and asked Shi Jiabao again: "Xu originally wanted to go directly to the Tang Dynasty, but he was overshadowed by the old miscellaneous hair of Taiyi Zhenren, anyway, there is still plenty of time now, Xu wants to go to Heaven first to give the old miscellaneous hair a beating, only Xu alone along the way, it is a little boring, why don't we go together, how about it?" ”

Shi Jiabao shook his head again and again after hearing this, and said with a reluctant face: "This kind of offending people, military advisor, don't pull the poor monk, although the poor monk is not in the Heavenly Court system, but the West is also within the Three Realms, under the jurisdiction of the Jade Emperor, the poor monk can't cause trouble to the West Heaven......"

Jia Xu smiled when he heard this, turned his head to look at the golden-winged Dapeng, and said with a kind smile: "Dapeng, won't you persuade your cheap nephew?" ”

Although the golden-winged Dapeng looks young, he is really a monster who has lived for hundreds of years, and his mind is clear, where is he willing to fall for Jia Xu's evil, and he waved his hand again and again: "Dapeng is a child, children can't fight!" ”

"Good !!"

Jia Xu's roar only frightened Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng almost ran away, but fortunately, Jia Xu didn't seem to have the intention of making a move, just pinched an orchid finger casually, and flicked it into the air, and a mysterious light was pointed out by Jia Xu's fingertips, opening a picture of the past in mid-air!

Jia Xu pointed to the scroll with a smile, and smiled at Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng: "Look at it, can you recognize the demon on this Xuanguang mirror?" ”

The Xuanguang mirror repeated the ominous demons, deception demons, and fighting demons that Jia Xu had encountered.

The second kill without suspense certainly made Shi Jiabao marvel at Jia Xu's supernatural powers, but it was obvious that this was not the point of Jia Xu's words......

Shi Jiabao nodded with a bitter face and said: "These are the demons who are the number one in the demon world, of course the poor monk knows ......."

Shi Jiafu already understood what Jia Xu wanted to say......