Seeing Jia Xu's expression of a dog, Liu Shuxian asked curiously: "National teacher, how is it?" Is it a boy or a girl? ”

Jia Xu said to Liu Shuxian helplessly: "Twins, congratulations, congratulations!" ”

Liu Shuxian nodded and said: "Tongxi, Tongxi, national teacher, you have a pair of twins, why are you still sullen?" ”

Jia Xu sighed and said: "I just pinched my fingers and calculated some things, which really hurt a lot." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Liu Shuxian was curious: "Is there anything more painful than giving birth to twins?" ”

Jia Xu nodded and said: "Of course there is, she has a child, it's a big deal that I can still run, the key is...... What are I talking to you, it's a mess, the arrow shot by that little kid Nezha just now was supposed to hit Shi Ji's apprentice, and then caused a lot of trouble......"

Liu Shuxian said clearly: "National teacher, are you a pity to help Nezha block the disaster?" ”

Jia Xu shook his head and said: "Xu is a great merchant and national teacher, and he is not so stingy yet, not to mention that there is a greater disaster than meeting Xu...... What is sighing is that Yun Ji should have suffered a round of love robbery when she came to Chaoge this time, but now she was forced away by our plan in advance, messing up her life, and now God wants to leave her to be robbed. ”

Liu Shuxian looked at Yun Ji on the ground curiously, and asked, "She doesn't look like an important person, her love calamity is even more important than Nezha's unwarranted calamity?" ”

Jia Xu scratched his head and said: "Originally, she really didn't have any status, but it's really strange that she should be on Xu's body with this love robbery." ”

Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu in shock, and asked tentatively: "National teacher, you don't say this because you want to take advantage of others, right...... It's illegal for you to do that......"

Jia Xu shook his head and said: "She has small breasts, ten are not as big as you, what are you doing to provoke her?" Her love calamity was originally irrelevant, but this calamity turned out to be related to Xu, so God naturally arranged everything to stand aside, and take this matter as a priority, if we don't care about this matter and continue to let her go, I don't know how many times she will be shot along the way, and she has to delay a lot of effort, and you don't want to rush for more than a hundred years, right? ”

Liu Shuxian nodded and said, "It's a pity, why am I not the one who crossed the love affair with her...... So what now? ”

Jia Xu buckled her chin, thought about it, and said to Liu Shuxian: "Now it seems that we can only play a play, let her rob the love, we have the initiative, we should be able to save a lot of time...... You get Nezha away first, and think about the script. ”

Liu Shuxian stretched out her hand to Nezha from afar, and Nezha, who was lying in the distance, flew into Liu Shuxian's hand, Liu Shuxian grabbed Nezha's thigh and picked Nezha like a windmill.

Jia Xu looked stupid, and stammered: "You shouldn't ......?"

Liu Shuxian suddenly let go of her hand, and Nezha flew into the sky with a 'bang', turning into a meteor and disappearing.

Liu Shuxian clapped her hands and raised her eyebrows at Jia Xu: "Okay, national teacher, you want a script!" ”

Jia Xu was stunned, squinted his eyes and looked for a long time to find that the little black dot was still flying in the sky......

It is estimated that it will not fall in a year or two.

Jia Xu sighed, this Nezha is also unlucky, how to provoke anyone, pick and choose what you can't provoke, fortunately, he is not a bullying national teacher, otherwise his father would have to be killed by his own son.

Liu Shuxian saw that Jia Xu stopped talking, and said provocatively: "Why, the national teacher has always liked to brag, and when he can use it, he won't use anything?" ”

Needless to say, Jia Xu's temper is needless to say, this life is such a pretending life, and he resolutely has zero tolerance for others to look down on his pretend, so Jia Xu snorted coldly and retorted: "Xu has already become a bamboo in his chest, within seven days, Xu will make this Yun Ji crazy in love with Xu, if not, live broadcast ****!" ”

Liu Shuxian's eyes lit up: "A gentleman's word? ”

Jia Xu snorted: "What is love! ”

Jia Xu was stubborn, although he also had a plan in his heart, but he hadn't chased girls for many years, and he even forgot how to make an appointment for dinner, and seven days was indeed a little reluctant.

However, he pretended to be more than himself, and he had to finish pretending with tears, and Jia Xu still took action.

Jia Xu waved his big hand and threw out a golden light, which changed Liu Shuxian's appearance, the original Liu Shuxian basically had nothing to see except for her big breasts, but now Liu Shuxian is very different, not only her skin is white and beautiful, her posture is graceful, and the original fierce gangster spirit has disappeared, replaced by a girl who is as graceful as the autumn rain.

Jia Xu looked at Liu Shuxian, who was stunning in the country, but she didn't seem so happy, but looked at the **** on Liu Shuxian's chest with heartache: "If your breasts are too big, it is easy for her to think of our true identity, and look at you like this now...... It was as if my heart was dripping blood...... Woowoo woo ......"

Jia Xu wiped his tears, turned around and flashed a golden light, changing into a different appearance.

Today's Jia Xu looks handsome, with dark skin, and his body seems to be full of strength, but he is dressed in coarse linen clothes, but he can't hide the smell of books, his gestures are simply free and easy, and his eyebrows are full of righteousness.

"Wow! National teacher, your art of change is so powerful! How did you lose your shameless obscene temperament......"

Jia Xu said unhappily: "As far as you talk a lot, we have to play two different roles now, let's say it first, if you play badly, you can get paid!" ”

Liu Shuxian's first time acting, it was still such a big investment scene, she was a little excited, and after listening to Jia Xu's words, she nodded again and again: "If the national teacher has sex with me in the same room as you are now, the flesh will be paid!" ”

Jia Xu snorted, his eyes flashed with golden light, the environment in front of him, which was originally a barren plain, slowly changed into a vast beach, the craggy strange rocks became a simple thatched hut, the trees became men, the flowers and plants became women, there were old women, old women, there were also children, girls, of course, young men, and girls and young women.

I heard Jia Xu again: "Get up!" ”

There was a sound of waves crashing on the shore in his ears, and a lot of seawater gushed out of nowhere, flooding the low-lying place, and stopping at Jia Xu's feet.

Jia Xu looked at the surroundings that had become imaginary, nodded with satisfaction, and Liu Shuxian also ran to the shore and kicked the waves.

Liu Shuxian's current appearance was reflected in the water, and even Liu Shuxian herself was stunned, and it took a long time before she came back to her senses and shouted at Jia Xu: "National teacher!" Is this woman real? ”

Jia Xu thought for a while and said, "Maybe! I have lived for too many years and have seen too many beautiful women, this appearance may be a beauty that once really existed, or it may be a patchwork of this beauty's nose and that beauty's eyes, if you want to find her, it is probably impossible. ”

Liu Shuxian looked at her reflection on the sea, a little pity, turned around and happened to see Yun Ji lying next to Jia Xu, Liu Shuxian had a flash of inspiration in her mind, and asked Jia Xu: "National teacher, since you have no intention of her, why don't you go to Kunlun Mountain, you turn her into what I am now, and I will take her as a junior, okay?" ”

Jia Xu nodded and said, "As you please, as long as you can perform the next scene well, it will be no problem to take you to empty the king's harem." ”

Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu's appearance of being already in her chest, and said with some curiosity: "National teacher, could it be that you already have a story?" I'll hear it! ”

Jia Xu nodded, took off his shoes, walked to Liu Shuxian's side barefoot, and said, "This story is like this, Xu will talk to you slowly......"

……

The sun is shining.

In a daze, Yun Ji opened her eyes, and the dazzling sunlight made Yun Ji feel a little uncomfortable in her eyes, but what was even more uncomfortable was her body, and there was pain all over her body, especially in her abdomen.

Yun Ji wanted to move, but just now, she had some movements, and she couldn't help herself with pain all over her body.

Taking a few deep breaths, Yun Ji recalled what happened before she fell unconscious......

I met two perverts in Chaoge, and wanted to go back to Kunlun Mountain to ask the master to avenge me, but on the way home, I was inexplicably shot in the abdomen by an arrow, fell to the ground, and fell unconscious......

That's right!

Where is this!?

Yun Ji struggled to open her eyes and saw the tattered roof, it was obvious that this was a poor family's hut, and she couldn't even afford to buy a tile to cover her body, and she ...... Was this saved......

In this human world, are there still well-wishers after all......

There was a sound of footsteps at the door, calm and powerful.

"Girl! Are you awake!? ”

A hearty voice came into Yun Ji's ears, and the voice was so clean and upright that Yun Ji wanted to cry when she heard it.

"Girl, you're awake! It's great that you've been asleep for seven days and seven nights...... Ay? Girl! Why are you crying......"

An unexpectedly handsome young man met Yun Ji's eyes, with a clean face and an amiable smile, although he was dark-skinned and dressed simply, it was difficult to hide his scholarly temperament and unyielding backbone.

The young man's clean eyes looked at him sincerely, and Yun Ji turned her head a little flustered, not daring to look at him.

"Girl, are you feeling better? You haven't eaten in seven days, are you hungry? ”

The young man walked to the side of the water tank and drew half a bowl of water, then returned to the bedside and handed the water to Yun Ji: "Girl, you drink saliva first, I'll go get you something to eat." ”

Yun Ji swallowed her saliva, her lips were indeed very dry now, although immortals were much more hungry and thirsty than mortals, but after all, it was not true that they could not eat the fireworks of the world.

It's just that Yun Ji just moved her body, and she felt a heart-piercing pain, which made Yun Ji's little face pale, and a few drops of cold sweat faintly flowed on her forehead.

The young man also saw Yun Ji's discomfort, and hurriedly said, "Girl, blame me, don't move first, I'll come!" ”

With that, the young man's left hand passed through the hair around Yun Ji's ear, dragged Yun Ji's head, slowly raised it, and handed the half bowl of water to Yun Ji's mouth with his right hand.

Yun Jiqiao's face was slightly red, she just silently took a sip of water, and she didn't dare to look at the young man who fed her water.

After drinking the water, the young man gently put Yun Ji back on the pillow, as gentle as the wind blowing across the lake.

The young man left with the bowl, Yun Ji's heart was inexplicably a little reluctant, and secretly looked at the young man's back through the corner of his eye, the back was strong and powerful, and the backbone was unyielding, like a mountain, more like a round of sun.

Yun Ji's heart beat faster.

The young man turned his head, Yun Ji retracted his eyes in a panic, pretending to close her eyes and recuperate, her eyes turning slightly under her eyelids in a panic.

"Girl! The family is poor and the food is not good, you are a girl from a big family! You're going to do it, and tomorrow I'll try to get some good stuff to replenish your body. ”

The young man brought over another bowl of black paste made of unknown pieces, Yun Ji felt a little disgusted, but he was embarrassed to refuse, in fact, he was indeed very hungry.

The young man saw the disgust in Yun Ji's eyes, but he was not annoyed, but he just smiled and said: "Girl, don't be disgusted, this mushy appearance is almost good, but the taste is okay, there are only these edible things left at home, let's fill my stomach first!" ”

Yun Ji had a little fever on her face, knowing that she had failed the young man's kindness, she was a little embarrassed in her heart, so she could only close her eyes and open her mouth slightly.

Yun Ji originally resisted, but when the food entered her mouth, she didn't know if it was because she had been hungry for a long time or if the paste was really delicious, and the taste was not as difficult to swallow as Yun Ji imagined.

When Yun Ji finished eating the mush, opened her eyes again, and saw the young man's hearty smile, Yun Ji suddenly understood that it was because he was feeding himself that the taste felt so good.

"Girl! What's your name? How could you fall on the beach? ”

The boy put the bowl aside and looked at Yun Ji with a smile.

Yun Ji didn't speak, just looked at the boy and blinked.

"Oh! By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet! The young man patted his head, revealing two rows of big white teeth: "My name is Lu Bu!" used to fish on the beach, but now the dragon king doesn't let him go, and he helps out in the city to live. ”

Lu ...... Cloth ......"

Yun Ji opened her mouth weakly and slowly recited the young man's name.

"Yes! Lu Bu! There is no life in the city today, I came back a little early, and it happened that you just woke up, okay, okay, God bless! After Lu Bu finished speaking, he asked with some doubts: "Girl, has anyone harmed you?" It's hard to imagine that someone can be so cruel to a girl's family...... By the way, where do you live? You've been in a coma for seven days, and your family doesn't know what to worry about. ”

"I ......" Yun Ji wanted to tell the truth, but she was deceived by Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian in Chaoge, and she was already vigilant about the human world in her heart, so she said in a blink of an eye: "I don't remember either...... I don't remember anything......"

Lu Bu scratched his head and asked with concern, "Girl, you don't remember anything?" How is that good...... I'm going to ask the doctor to come and have a look, it's okay, don't think about it if you don't remember, don't hurt your brain, wait for me to come back! ”

Yun Ji heard Lu Bu's footsteps getting farther and farther away, raised her head slightly, saw Lu Bu's back leaving, and pursed her lips.

Although this young man doesn't look like a bad person, and he has a vague good impression of him, Yun Ji still has an eye in her heart, guessing whether this poor young man will save himself by coveting his beauty, and he is so good to himself.

But nowadays, it's hard to move your body, and these things can only be said until your body is better.