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A group of officers and soldiers covered their noses and fanned for a long time, and the stinky fart with black smoke special effects dissipated, and the leaders of the officers and soldiers finally opened their eyes, looked down, and saw that they were so good at kung fu, there were already more than a dozen people lying on the ground, either fainted to death by smoke, or fainted to death.

Looking up again, where are the thieves who fart on the street, they don't know where they have gone, the leaders of the official army can only secretly say bad luck, and now their subordinates have broken several, and they can only go back to the camp to send troops to search and arrest again, the top priority is to send these people lying on the ground to the hospital for examination and examination, the overwhelming black gas still has a smell, even fools know that it is poisonous!

Helplessly, the leader of the official army gave an order, and the remaining subordinates organized the people to lift up all the people lying on the ground and send them to the hospital for medical treatment, while they hurried back to move the rescue soldiers and search for the murderer.

However, even the leaders of the official army themselves know very well that although Jia Xu's move just now was indecent, it was really powerful, and it was impossible for those immortals to be the opponent of those immortals just by relying on his own group of big-headed soldiers, and after this matter was reported back, someone would naturally deal with it, and it would be none of his business.

The officers and soldiers retreated knowing the difficulty, and Jia Xu and the others, who were hiding in the corner of the wall not far away, breathed a sigh of relief.

At the moment when the smoke covered the smoke, not only the officials, soldiers and people, but also Liu Shuxian and Yun Ji were also smoked enough, and they couldn't even open their eyes, let alone the four dislikes, they were still smoked and fainted by Liu Shuxian, with such a big burden, it was difficult to walk, let alone run.

It's the same as the pit viper can't kill itself, and the skunk can't kill itself, Jia Xu is naturally unaffected in his fart, Jia Xu holds Liu Shuxian with one hand, and Yun Ji with the other, hides in the corner of the wall, and uses a stealth method to transform the three of them with the donkey.

And after the smoke cleared, it was not as expected by Jia Xu, and the official and military leaders did not continue to search for them, saving Jia Xu and others a lot of trouble.

Stealth is just invisible, in case any officer or soldier comes here and bumps into him, and then arouses onlookers, at that time, it is estimated that he will have to be taken away and imprisoned no matter how much he fart.

Liu Shuxian saw that the official army was gone, and fiercely knocked Jia Xu's salty pig hand away from her chest, and snorted coldly: "If it weren't for a certain family, I would let you slut blood splash five steps now!" ”

Jia Xu unraveled the stealth method and explained: "The opportunity is rare, and if you don't take advantage of it, you are a bastard...... Oops, that's not what I want to explain......"

On the side, Yun Ji was taken aback by Jia Xu, and hurriedly pulled her hand out of Jia Xu's hand, hid behind Liu Shuxian, and glared at Jia Xu hostilely with perverted eyes.

Jia Xu glanced at Yun Ji's chest with disdain, and sneered: "It's just two taels of meat, do you think Xu can be eye-catching?" ”

Although Yun Ji is not deeply involved in the world, she also vaguely felt the disdain in Jia Xu's words, and couldn't help but open her mouth to refute, but before the words were spoken, Liu Shuxian pretended to be very casual and grabbed Yun Ji, holding her right hand high, her left hand passed under Yun Ji's armpit, held Yun Ji's small breast, pinched it gently, and retorted: "Why not two or two?" At least two pounds! ”

The little girl Yunji was stupid, only to find out that these two people were perverts, and they thought about it, they can be friends with perverts, what else is possible besides perverts?

Jia Xu smiled in confusion: "Compared with her, you are two catties to two taels!" ”

Liu Shuxian nodded in satisfaction.

Yun Ji, who was still pinched by Liu Shuxian's small chest, was in a hurry, and wanted to break free from Liu Shuxian's clutches with a red face, and screamed angrily: "Let go of me!" Let me go! Help me! Someone! There are whores! ”

Liu Shuxian didn't care, as soon as her arm was loosened, the little girl Yunji struggled too hard, sat on the ground with her buttocks, and rubbed her ass with tears in her eyes after getting up, glared at Liu Shuxian and Jia Xu angrily, and said angrily: "Lewd thief!" You will be punished! I'm going to go back and tell Master that Master will come and catch you and send you to Infernal Hell!" Hum! ”

After that, the little girl Yunji turned into a blue feathered crane, which was the color of Jia Xu's coat, and flapped her wings away.

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian looked at each other and smiled, casually dropped the four dislikes, clouds and mist arose under their feet, Jia Xu pulled Liu Shuxian, and used the stealth method again, quietly flew into the sky, and followed behind the crane incarnated by Yun Ji.

After flying out of Chaoge City for a long time, looking at the strangely colored cranes in front of her, Liu Shuxian whispered in Jia Xu's ear: "It seems that her feathers will change with the color of her clothes when she is in human form. ”

Jia Xu nodded and said: "After all, she is actually a crane among the gods, and she is very capable of bluffing people with her bells and whistles, but Xu is a little worried......"

Liu Shuxian raised her eyebrows and asked in a low voice: "But I'm afraid that her coat color is too flamboyant, and it will be easy to provoke unwarranted disasters along the way?" ”

Jia Xu was just about to nod, but Yun Ji, who was flying well in front of her, suddenly fell to the ground as if she had been hit hard.

Groove !!

Jia Xu was shocked, does the crow's mouth carry such a spirit?

This hasn't nodded yet, how can the little plane of friendship be flipped over when it is said?

Liu Shuxian was also a little speechless, but after looking carefully, Liu Shuxian pointed to the falling cranes and said to Jia Xu: "National teacher, look! ”

Jia Xuding looked at it, and also found a clue, Yun Ji actually had an iron arrow stuck in her abdomen!

The most important thing is that Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian are very familiar with this iron arrow!

Jia Xu's face was a little ugly, and he asked Liu Shuxian, "Where did we fly here?" ”

Liu Shuxian fell off the clouds, looked down and left and right, and her face was a little unsightly: "National teacher, it's ...... closed in Chentang."

Jia Xu was a little strange: "I remember that the person who shot the arrow that day, wasn't he abolished and cultivated, how can this iron arrow still shoot so far and so high now?" ”

But then, Jia Xu made up his mind: "Let's go around first to see who dares to ruin our good deeds, if it's still the last time the surname Ding, it's a big deal to castrate him again!" ”

Although Liu Shuxian was a woman, she also felt a cold crotch when she heard this, and nodded silently.

Jia Xu pinched the trick, solved the stealth method, and then recited the spell, and the cloud head he was riding on instantly turned into a white light, bypassing the falling Yun Ji and falling towards the ground quickly.

When the cloud head was about to fall to the ground, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian saw clearly who the person on the ground was holding a bow and carrying an arrow on his back, constantly looking into the sky.

I saw that this person was about seven or eight years old, wearing a red belly pocket, two bags tied to his head, big smart eyes, a child-like pink carving, and a bow higher than himself on his small arm, how cute and cute he was.

And it's also Jia Xu's old acquaintance.

"You're a bear kid again!"

Jia Xu saw that it was Nezha's bad thing, and he was full of anger, he caused trouble everywhere when he was a little capable, but now he is not honest when his cultivation is wasted, he hasn't seen him for a few days, and he doesn't play with fire and arrows!

Jia Xu jumped out and startled Nezha, but after Nezha saw clearly who was coming, his eyes were also spewing fire, and his eyes were extremely red!

Nezha didn't say a word, he showed a three-headed and six-armed magic image, holding a variety of magic weapons, and rushed towards Jia Xu!

"Demon Dao! Come on! ”

Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that this Nezha would cultivate such a miraculous power in just a few days, maybe the mana is not as good as Nezha before the abandonment, but now Nezha is holding many magic weapons, which is definitely much stronger than Nezha before the abolition!

Before Jia Xu could make a move, Liu Shuxian behind her also revealed her figure, showing the Qiankun circle, Hot Wheels, shaking out the Chaotian Aya, the fire-tipped spear, the wind and fire under her feet, pounced on Nezha, and drank: "Ignorant children don't know the height of the sky!" Look at a certain family to meet you! ”

Nezha saw Liu Shuxian, and his anger was even greater, and he said angrily: "Thieves are rampant!" ”

Only to hear a violent sound of gold and iron, Liu Shuxian and Nezha have already fought, one is the reincarnation of the fairy child, the Buddha reshapes the Dharma body, and the other is the overlord of the mountains, not to let the body of the eyebrows, the two will meet the good talent, and the fight is equal.

After several encounters, Nezha failed to gain the upper hand, and he was alone, but Jia Xu on the other side had not yet made a move, and it was already difficult to win today.

Nezha said angrily: "Shameless thief! If you hadn't been with my four treasures, how could you fight me today? ”

Liu Shuxian didn't care, she just smiled: "Little doll, my sister didn't expect you to come and send the baby to me again today, leaving many magic weapons in your hand, and my sister will allow you to go home and breastfeed!" ”

When Nezha heard this, he hated even more in his heart, silently recited the mantra, and took off the demon sword, the demon sword, the demon pestle, the demon breaking spear, the demon stick and the red hydrangea all out of his hand and floated in the air.

Nezha gritted his teeth and said, "Demon woman! I have so many magic weapons, I'm afraid that you have a life, but you don't have a life! Disease! ”

As soon as the word "disease" came out, the six magic weapons were like arrows off the string, turning into six golden lights, and rushed towards Liu Shuxian, and the sound of breaking the sky was boiling!

Liu Shuxian was not surprised, put away the fire-tipped spear, held the Chaotian Aya in her hand, shook it slightly, and said with a smile: "I'm waiting for your move!" Let's look at a certain means! ”

I saw that the Chaotian Aya in Liu Shuxian's hand was like a dragon, turning into a whirlpool, and the six golden lights fell into the whirlpool, and it was difficult to move a single bit, and all of them were swept into Liu Shuxian's hands by Chaotian Aya.

Liu Shuxian added six magic weapons out of thin air!

Nezha lost the magic weapon, he was shocked and angry, and he couldn't help but vomit out a mouthful of blood in his heart.

Jia Xu couldn't bear to see Nezha's pitiful defeated dog appearance, waved his hand lightly, and took Nezha's sun-shooting bow and sunset arrow.

Nezha was mended by Jia Xu, but he finally couldn't hold on, his eyes were closed, he passed out, and fell heavily to the ground in mid-air, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Jia Xu stretched out his hand and handed the bow and arrow to Liu Shuxian, Liu Shuxian was not polite, and accepted the equipment as black as it was black.

After solving Nezha, when Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian went back to find Yun Ji, they found that Yun Ji had already fallen to the ground, and her face hit the ground first......

Jia Xu glanced at Yun Ji cautiously, and asked Liu Shuxian in a low voice, "She...... I guess I'm not dead......"

Liu Shuxian was also a little embarrassed, if Jia Xu had killed Nezha in seconds, now Yun Ji would not have fallen like this, she felt a little guilty in her heart, shook her head and said: "I don't know, she is also a fairy bird, so she won't be killed by falling to death...... But there's a good chance she's out of shape now......"

Jia Xu sighed and said: "It's really a disaster, how can there be such a dangerous thing at home for children to play with?" The next time I saw Li Jing, I would definitely have a good talk with his wife. ”

Liu Shuxian rolled her eyes and said, "What are you looking for his wife?" ”

Jia Xu smiled happily: "Make a game!" ”

When Liu Shuxian heard this, her eyes lit up, and she nodded: "Let's play games with her together!" ”

Jia Xu clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Then what are you waiting for, let's hurry up and send Nezha home and find his mother!" ”

Liu Shuxian just wanted to nod, but suddenly remembered that she and Jia Xu still had something to do, so she gave Jia Xu two slaps in anger and said, "Shameless!" ”

Jia Xu covered his mouth and sniffed innocently: "You have the face to say that I ......"

Liu Shuxian sighed and said, "Now let's not talk about these distracting things, let's go and save Yun Ji first!" ”

Jia Xu sighed and said: "What kind of **** luck is she, she can still lie down at an altitude of tens of thousands of meters above sea level......"

After that, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian flew down the clouds, landed on the ground, and walked towards Yun Ji.

Coming to the unconscious Yun Ji, Jia Xu helped it up, looked at Yun Ji, whose mouth was crooked in the form of a crane, and said to Liu Shuxian with a little twitch at the corner of her mouth: "I bet with you to make a cannon, if she becomes a human form now, can she scare you into bleeding believe it or not?" ”

Liu Shuxian was also taken aback by Yun Ji's current miserable situation, and asked Jia Xu tentatively: "Can this still be cured?"

Jia Xu shook his head and said: "Xu is not a doctor, how do you know, wait for Xu to calculate it......"

Jia Xu pinched his fingers, he just wanted to calculate whether Yun Ji's face could be cured, but he accidentally overcalculated and found a shocking fact!

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