Chapter 308: Lao Tzu also crosses
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Jesus lived in Wu's home, or how to say that foreigners are adaptable, after finding that he couldn't beat Wu's illness at all, he turned into a grovel, he and Tang Seng must have a common language.
"I'm still used to living here, don't just eat fritters, drink bean juice!" Jesus finally swallowed the fritters in his mouth, and looked at Wu Yi dissatisfiedly: "How many times have I told you, I don't have a surname, my surname is yes, ahh What's my last name? Xia Yu was serving dinner to everyone, and when he saw that Wu Yi was starting to talk cheaply again, he said helplessly: "Don't live in vain, are all the things in the backpack ready?" ”
Since Xia Yu entered the role of his wife, he has become more and more like Wu's mother-in-law, and she is completely a housekeeper. Wu Yi looked at the backpack as high as the mountain, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, what is this to negotiate, it's just going to die, okay, who still wants to bring calcium tablets when they go out? It's going to be a tour!
"Hurry up and eat, hurry up after eating, you must remember to eat calcium tablets on time, you are annoyed to death every night, squeaky like rats, people's one-eyed subordinates come in shifts several times a day, don't let people come!" Jesus drank the last drop of bean juice and spat out a breath of hot air and said, "Feelings, that's the sound of your teeth, it scares me to death, I've had a great light several times!" ”
Wu Yi jumped up and grabbed Jesus and threatened: "How many times have I told you, don't play your illumination, you don't know how much electricity is very expensive, next time you want to play, go to the street lamp underground, the electricity there is not our family's money!" "This doesn't say no, the good guy came out last time, and the electricity bill of more than 200 yuan was gone, and Aunt Wang was disgusted when she came to collect the bills, so let Wu Ill not use high-power electrical appliances, and turn around and let you change the fuse when it burns out!
Under Xia Yu's nagging, Wu Yi finished breakfast, and watched the gourd babies line up to go to school, Wu Yi felt that he seemed to have not been to school for a long time, do you want to call and ask? "Why are you still in a daze, hurry up and take Sister Huang Mei to Tang Seng, how can you be such an unreliable savior!" "No matter how unreliable I am, I'm your man!"
The backpack is taller than yourself, don't say how heavy it is, anyway, you have this equipment, and you can live alone in the wild outside for a year, just like at home, and you have air beds. Looking at the toilet bowl that was only the size of his buttocks, Wu Yi really doubted whether he could get in, Xia Yu pushed Wu Yi and urged: "I have already cleaned the toilet, and now I can use it as a rice bowl for you to eat." ”
Wu Yi touched his nose and lifted the toilet lid, the sky-high light rose, completely impossible to look at, Jesus opened his mouth wide to look at the glowing toilet lid, and jumped into it. Wu is ill and agile, and a dragon swings his tail and kicks it away, this bastard has a sick brain, and he can't see anything with strong light, as long as he sees it, he wants to keep it for himself, how many light bulbs have been stolen by him at home?
This toilet is still an ordinary toilet, but others don't react when they touch it, and the door will only be opened when Wu Yi opens it with his right hand, all because of the mark burned by the key of space. It's easy to turn on, just touch it, but remembering the password to come back is like going to die, it's too shameful!
"Let's go!" The words were said by Xia Yu, Wu Yi was kicked in by her, the toilet was like a man-eating monster, such a big Wu Yi was swallowed by him, before leaving, I really wanted to hear Xia Yu say "Finally, I don't have to pretend!" "What does this mean, pretending to be something?
I thought it would be a colorful passage, but before I could see what it looked like, my side had fallen out. How to say it, first of all, the air is very good, and then there are strange plants everywhere, those archaeologists are right, at least Wu Zhi thinks these plants are very similar to those in the movie, as for the details, they all said don't care about the details, where is Huang Mei?
"Damn Wu Er, how good it would be for you to send me directly to Huang Mei!" The road in the jungle is very difficult to walk, especially with a backpack that gets in the way, and it is very annoying to have huge bushes everywhere. "Roar!" There was a dragon roar, and then the ground began to shake slightly, and Wu Ying quickly climbed an unknown tree, there should be dinosaurs at this time, right?
Wu Yi's guess was not wrong, and as soon as he had the idea, he saw a triceratops running past his eyes. The body is at least more than seven meters, taller than Wu Ill, the horn is a murderous weapon at a glance, Wu Ill doesn't want to be hung on it as a decoration, and he doesn't dare to make a sound at all, so he quietly hugs the tree, hoping that this triceratops will get out of here.
People are indeed running very fast, it is more suitable to say that it is a rampage, the thighs are thick and directly hit over, the body is thick and round, almost in the blink of an eye, Wu Yi can no longer see his figure, can only see the shrubs that are still shaking in the distance, indicating that this bulldozer is still forcibly demolishing.
Sliding down from the tree, Wu Yi began to think about whether he should find a means of transportation, after all, it was too slow to walk on his two legs, it was not high, and if he was grinding his legs, Wu Lao Er would definitely not be reimbursed. Just thinking about it, a sudden gust of hot wind blew, or it was more appropriate to say that it was fishy, and Wu Yi jumped up as if he had been stepped on his tail.
Behind it is a behemoth, nearly fifteen meters long, with brown-red skin all over his body, his cold teeth are half as tall as Wu Yi, and his front paws are disproportionate to his body, his fierce eyes have no emotion, and his eyes look at Wu Yi more like he is looking at a plate of hors d'oeuvres. Seriously, Wu Yi was looked at like this big guy like this, and he almost urinated, this thing is so fierce, he was called Tyrannosaurus Rex in later generations!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Wu Lao and the second old Wang Ba didn't tell Lao Tzu that there is still this thing here, didn't he say extinction, how can he still live well, this is not scientific! Scolding Wu Lao Er can be scolded at any time, and the biggest problem now is how to escape from this big guy. Without warning, he bit down in one bite, fortunately, Wu Yi has been on guard, otherwise he will probably die this time, and he will definitely not have to take a second bite to eat himself.
"Hey, brother, don't be impulsive, you can understand me, you should be able to?" Wu Yi was trying to communicate with this big man, and then the person bit it down again, and it seemed that he would not stop until he ate Wu Yi in his stomach. It's nothing to talk about, Wu Yi tried to jump up and kick his knee, and he almost broke his foot without his own, a completely disproportionate contest!
Fortunately, Wu Yi remembered that he had another identity, he was a god, a great beast god! How can you be chased and bitten by your own Ziming, this is a joke! Maybe it's because our country's ideological and moral education is doing well, Wu Yi never wants to use orders to command animals to do things, he always feels that since he can communicate, why can't he discuss it well?
You are unkind to me and unjust, Lao Tzu is really playing with you! Wu Yi jumped up the tree, at the same level as the Tyrannosaurus rex, pinched his waist and roared: "Lao Tzu orders you now, use Lao Tzu as a mount!" "I don't know if it works, anyway, this guy is not biting Wu Disease, just looking at Wu Illness affectionately, but the bad breath is a little unbearable.
In line with the principle that the enemy does not move Wu does not move, Wu Yi just stared at him in a daze, and finally it was the Tyrannosaurus Rex's stomach that growled Wu Yi remembered that he was also hungry. "Why don't we eat first?" This time it seems to understand, the huge head nods again and again, Wu Sick's backpack has snacks prepared by Xia Yu instant noodles, vacuum roast chicken, and he will not die of hunger for a while.
It is estimated that the fragrance of the food caused the attention of the Tyrannosaurus rex, and the dragon roared uneasily, Wu Yi had no choice but to throw all the chicken heads and chicken butts he didn't eat into the mouth of the Tyrannosaurus rex, and it was estimated that he didn't taste anything, and he was still with his big mouth open. This backpack doesn't support him to eat, Wu Yi said helplessly: "Can you understand me?" The T-Rex looked dazed again.
This thing should be wise, but it seems to be pitiful. "Get down on your stomach, you know? That's it. Wu Yi compared the Tyrannosaurus Rex to finally know what Wu Yi meant, and with his thick hind legs bent, Wu Yi finally found his mount. Fixing Mazha in the furrow of the Tyrannosaurus rex's skin, Wu Yi said in high spirits: "Let's go!" ”
"Roar!" The real dragon roared, the real beasts surrendered, and countless birds were frightened and fled for their lives. Wu Yi was already completely excited, it seemed that the bloody nature of the ancient was stimulated, standing on the back of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and shouting, the scenery on both sides was rapidly retreating, the speed of the Tyrannosaurus Rex was really dissatisfied, especially running at full speed, Wu Yi actually had the feeling of drag racing.
Along the way, countless weak dinosaurs ran for their lives against the huge Tyrannosaurus rex, Wu Yi saw the Tyrannosaurus rex low, and an egg stealing dragon that had no time to escape was immediately held in his mouth, two rows of hideous teeth were intertwined, blood plasma flowed from the corners of his mouth, and even blood that continued to be warm splashed on Wu Yi's face. Rampant, rampant, self-serving, everything seemed to explode in Wu's chest.
Standing in the wind, his hands as if he wanted to embrace the sky, "Roar! "Wu is announcing his arrival to the world. Perhaps it was the animality that inspired the godhead, and the short-term white light spread with the sound wave of Wu Disease's long howl, and for a while, whether it was fleeing, hunting, or reproducing animals, all of them worshipped in the direction of Wu Disease, this is their god, the god of all beasts!
Wu Ai sat down Tyrannosaurus rex gave full play to the characteristics of the lonely and fake tiger, taking advantage of the worship of all beasts, a large piece of odd flowers, just now the escaped triceratops is not far from him, although he can't eat so much, but I just want to waste, who can control me?
It is estimated that Wang Bazhi's qi was all roared out by this voice, and Wu Yi squatted on the back of the Tyrannosaurus rex again to return to normal, but he was refreshed! seems to have shouted out more than 20 years of grievances, not to mention how refreshing this refreshing energy is! The surrounding dinosaurs saw that there was no terrifying coercion, and fled from this place of right and wrong, and the Tyrannosaurus rex root was not easy to provoke.
As for the triceratops that was dying, he had no strength to escape, so he could only let the giant kiss of the Tyrannosaurus rex rage on his body, bloody and full of beauty. (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.