Chapter 17 Haggling is a genetic skill
Maybe it was Wu Ill's condition that was accepted by Huang Mei, or maybe it was because the quality of the people themselves was very high, and two days passed without incident anyway. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info In the past two days, Huang Mei has been using the computer to absorb knowledge frantically, and now you say that he is the master of the earth, anyway, Wu Yi doesn't know that patting his forehead with cold water can stop nosebleeds, mainly because this goddess sister is dressed too revealingly, how can you let Wu Yi, a young man with strong blood, stand it?
So Wu Yi decided to take her to buy clothes today, and as for the transportation, use the tricycle used by Lao Wang to buy vegetables, how can you bear to let such a beautiful goddess take the bus? In fact, Wu Yi is also afraid that there will be a goddess sister who has not long eyes in the past, if it really provokes fire, then it will be really cremated! At first, Wu Yi heard that Wu Yi was going to borrow a tricycle, and this kid was not happy, and shouted that he was going to buy something later, but when he saw Huang Mei himself, that guy! He was on his knees and presented the key! I also asked if I wanted a driver, who wouldn't ride a tricycle?
In this way, the goddess, who could sit on any ancestor, went into the city on a tricycle. If you don't say it's a goddess, even if you squat in a tricycle and sit on a small horse, you have a small and fresh demeanor. Anyway, the students passing by are like falling stiff necks, in order not to cause traffic accidents, with a selfless spirit, Wu Yi covered the plastic sheeting.
"Hey, what are you doing here? I haven't seen enough yet! Wu Yi said angrily, "You are about to be looked down upon by others!" "Huang Mei is still wearing the same body, there are two pieces of skin on her body, and she doesn't know what material it is. And most importantly, she didn't have underwear at that time! She can't wear Wu Sick's clothes, she is so plump, by no means fat or plump, sexy and full of temptation!
Finally got to the underwear store, Wu Yi directly pushed her to the shopping guide, and she ran out to smoke, not that Wu was sick, but that there are many aunts who buy underwear with their daughters, if you dare to take a look inside, your ancestors can climb out of the grave for eighteen generations and ascend to heaven again. Since the last time a kid who wanted to engage in candid photography was scolded by a group of aunts who were Bogu Tongjin and almost cut himself on the spot, even the thief has disappeared in this film.
With just two cigarettes, Huang Mei bought four sets of underwear, and I don't know why these things are so expensive just a few pieces of cloth, and they all caught up with the money that Wu Yi bought two sets of clothes. But our goddess finally has underwear to wear, that is, when Wu Sick paid, the shopping guide's eyes were very strange, and she was always hovering between Wu Ill Huang Mei and the alarm bell.
"What's the matter with that woman? Why do you look weird in my eyes? The corners of Huang Mei's mouth rose slightly, "She treats you as a pervert." "Wu Ai almost flashed his waist, why is he still a demon when he is so avoidant? Wu was trembling with anger, and asked in a trembling voice, "What did you tell others?" "I didn't say anything, I got the words from her thinking, college student, captivity, ****, etc., and asked me if I wanted to call the police."
Wu Yi admits that he looks a little ordinary, but he can't be regarded as a pervert, his feelings are still a problem, and he has a problem with leading such a beautiful woman. "Next time I borrow Poseidon's dog chain and hang it, I will be an upstart!" Wu thought viciously.
Facts have proved that a woman's ability to bargain is brought out of her mother's womb, or it is the inheritance skills left to them by their ancestors, and it is more likely that the pioneer of bargaining is the living ancestor in front of her. It's hard to imagine that a goddess in high up can cut someone for half an hour for two dollars, and she has never sold anything before, which is strange enough.
Wu Yi hurriedly gave the money to her and ran away, the aunt who sold stockings was about to be ground out of heart disease by her, it is estimated that he has never seen such a person who can cut it with his experience in setting up a stall for half his life! It's still a big beauty. Huang Mei quickly used her biggest advantage to find the kind of male boss who set up a stall to buy women's clothes, and in the end, her trophy was that she spent less than 200 yuan to buy four sets from head to toe from coat to shoes! These two people are gone, and the proprietors of more than a dozen families behind are chasing and killing their husbands!
"It was supposed to cost five hundred and twenty yuan, but now I saved you three hundred and sixteen yuan and gave you a fraction, and you now owe me three hundred yuan!" Wu Yi thought for a while, "Uh...... Right! No problem! "I don't know if Lao Zhang would feel guilty enough to resign, or directly extinguish Wu's illness, which is the biggest stain on his teaching career!
"No wonder they say that shopping is the best way for women to release stress, haha, it's so cool!" Huang Mei is in a good mood, she walks with the wind, and now she is dressed as an urban beauty, and many people are already taking pictures secretly. Don't get me wrong, it's the face! It's more than enough to be a model with her face, provided that there is no unspoken rule that she doesn't have long eyes, otherwise there will be a disappearance in the newspaper the next day, suspected of being burned and destroyed!
She was in a good mood, Wu Ai's wallet was completely suffocated, and she was held back to the same as when Huang Mei first came, dry! Originally, it was no problem for Wu Yi to support himself with that little money, and sometimes he could save a little money, but suddenly there was such a big living person, and he was a little powerless. "Next time, you must ask about the funds, or wait for me to starve to death with these customers, I must die first, and they will guard me to live for a few more days!"
"Hey, did you hear me?" Huang Mei stepped on Wu Ai with high heels, and it hurt! Wu Yi was blind for a while holding the street lamp, it was too painful. Huang Mei obviously underestimated the power of high heels, and every year I don't know how many perverts die tragically on this pair of nails! "Are you alright? I'm really sorry, I read it on the Internet, a woman can be coquettish like this, and his boyfriend will be painful and happy! ”
Wu Ying endured the severe pain and said, "Which Internet did you read it from?" "Starting Point Chinese Network." He can take his novels seriously! Although her existence can already be written into a novel. Wu Yi said fiercely: "I'll pinch the network cable for you when I go back!" Huang Mei knew that she was at a loss, so she didn't speak and helped Wu Yi stand up. Where are we going now? Wu Yi climbed into the tricycle box and gritted his teeth and said, "Go to the bank to withdraw money, my feet hurt when you ride!" Hiss! ”
"Chick! Come down and play with your brother? Wu was shocked, he wasn't worried about Huang Mei, he was worried about this two hundred and five who didn't know whether to live or die, Wu Lao Er was burned as an African last time because of his words. Wu Yi couldn't care about the pain in his feet and hurriedly got up, for fear that if he got up late, he would only see a bunch of scum.
Fortunately, the goddess sister is in a good mood today, even if this gangster talks like this, she is very generous and did not cremate people, but just stepped on people's feet "lightly", the voice is very brittle, and the back is very miserable, and when he sees Wu Ai's face, he screams like a young man who is blocked by more than a dozen big men in the alley, desperate!
Wu Zhi really knew each other at a glance, he was one of the gangsters who copied Wu Ai's old nest with Wang Fei last time, and Wu Yi still remembered that he wanted to when he was nervous. "Angkor!" His face was pale, his eyes wandered, his throat was constantly squirming, and he was struggling to swallow saliva, probably because he had been a rabies. Wu Yi poked him in the head and said, "Why are you everywhere?" You're everywhere! Well? ”
This kid's sweat is the same as not wanting money, and he retreats while gesturing, "Brother!" Elder brother! Misunderstand! I really didn't know it was my sister-in-law! I didn't see you sitting in the back! "Didn't you see it? You're deliberately finding fault, aren't you? "No, no, no! Brother~ Don't you call your little brother to bite me? I really didn't mean to! I managed to scrape together enough money for vaccination! Woo~"
It's really cowardly, and I haven't done much about him, and I'm crying here. In fact, it's no wonder that his psychological quality is poor, mainly because the psychological shadow left on him by Wu Yi last time when he led the army of cats and dogs was too great! Now the hospital is expensive and scared to death, it is completely a triple blow psychologically, physically and financially, and who can stand being bitten by cats and dogs for three days, how disturbing!
I don't know which enthusiastic people reported to the police, as soon as the police came, this kid was like seeing his father, holding someone's leg and not letting go, "Comrade policeman!" Take me away! It's so dangerous out there, I don't want to come out again in my life! He had just seen two passing pet dogs glaring at him, and he thought they might have gone back to move the rescuers!