Chapter 16: The Heart of the Goddess
The beer bottle artifact was thrown aside, and now there is a god in the house, and it can be written on the information just now, this master has fought with Chiyou! Wu Lao Er doesn't know if it's good or not to leave this artifact, judging from his unreliable index, it's not good at all, what if he holds the bottle and is useless, or is it regarded as a provocation and is directly cremated? He really couldn't believe that Wu Lao Er had a great resurrection technique. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Just as Wu Ill was thinking about how to explain to this goddess, the door of the house opened, and the female hooked her hand at Wu Ill. The female girl walked to the sofa familiarly, found the most comfortable position, licked the seductive red lips and said, "Aren't you going to explain?" "That place is actually the God Realm, and I am the God here!"
Well, Wu Yi doesn't believe in this kind of reason, and it's even more impossible for the female to believe it, but she is a goddess of righteousness, even if she is a mortal god, her IQ must be chasing Estan. Wu Ill was fortunate and revealed, except for the matter of the wine bottle artifact, the main thing is that he feels ashamed, even if Wu Lao Er gives him a brick, he can deceive himself that he is a seal, the wine bottle is too unusual, and he said that it is a night pot?
"You're saying I don't exist? Did you come up with this? When the female girl spoke, she didn't see joy or anger, and her tone was indifferent. Wu Yi sat on the pony and simply let go completely, spread his hands and said, "The situation is like this, as long as you stay here honestly, you will definitely be able to return to the world that belongs to you!" That's what they said! "Oh."
Wu Ill was ready to accept the baptism of the storm, but the female was just a flirtatious oh and turned around to go to Wu Ill's room, and it was logical that Wu Ill's bed belonged to her. Although the result was a little unexpected, it was still in a good direction overall, Wu Yi smashed his head into the sofa, he only hoped that it was a dream, as long as he slept with his head covered until tomorrow morning, he would wake up.
Wu Ai dreamed, in the dream he was chased by a huge beer bottle all over the world, and finally was bitten by the female fish, just when Wu Ai changed the nightmare to a spring dream, the sound of cats and dogs jumping outside woke him up, and it was the sound of cats and dogs barking in others, and it was a big deal to turn over and continue to sleep, but in Wu Ai's ears, it was scolding the street.
"Made, what's the noise early in the morning!" Wu Ai's voice is known to both cats and dogs, and as the second leader of both sides, the right to rob a female cat and female dog has no place to sue. Without exception, whether it was a cat or a dog, they all ran away with their tails between their legs, and after Wu Yi confirmed his authority, he decided who would return to the cage, but the female lu had already looked at him with a playful face.
"That, morning!" The female girl smiled charmingly, "Have you eaten it?" "The authentic Beijing dialect is more standard than what Wu Yi said. It stands to reason that she is also a hardcore person, and it is already incredible that she can speak Chinese, and now she can even speak Beijing dialect, and Wu Ying feels that she may not have woken up. "Don't be surprised, I used some small means last night to learn some things about this world from your head."
What the female charm said was as simple as Wu Ai getting up and soaking urine last night, Wu Ai instantly felt that his privacy was being peeped at, especially the dream last night, the nightmare that Wu Ai planned to make a spring dream. Perhaps seeing Wu's worries, Nulu smiled and said, "Don't worry, I didn't peep into your thoughts, let alone look at your little memory, I just learned about the world." ”
Wu Yi breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, people deserve to be goddesses, and their ideological consciousness is high, if Wu Yi has this ability and doesn't know how to cause trouble, he will go to other people's brains to watch a small movie. Wu Yi habitually opened the refrigerator, planning to take an egg to cook a bowl of noodles to eat, and the moment he opened the refrigerator, he remembered that his refrigerator had become a portal, but it was too late, and the door had been opened.
The fridge is now like it's filled with water, or rather a strange display. There are real characters, cartoon-like people, and even some line people, and there are countless things that can become creatures. One of the line people was riding on a coffin-like thing, and there were nine snakes pulling it, and he probably found out that Wu was sick, and he rode the coffin and bumped into Wu Yi.
Frightened, Wu Yi closed the refrigerator with a bang, and I don't know if the kid hit it, Wu Yi now feels that he is completely pitted, God just get it, those strange creatures also said in the past, what the hell is a cartoon? Does Lao Tzu still want to take the gourd baby to find his grandfather? The snake spirit can't tell which jar to brew in!
The female girl asked with concern, "Are you alright?" "It's okay! Let's go out and eat! Go back and buy a lock to lock the refrigerator! "Maybe he was frightened just now, Wu Yi took the wine bottle artifact and pulled the female lu out. I didn't think about whether I would be cremated directly for offending the goddess. They all walked out of the door before they let go of their claws in embarrassment, "That's sorry, I didn't mean to!" ”
Although this goddess is staring at the name of the goddess zombie, her temper is surprisingly good, and she can even be said to be empathetic. Could it be that all the women used to be like this? Wu Ying can't wait to change with the colleague named Cockroach, at least he can go back and get two classical beauties back, it's much better than looking at a room of monsters. Compare goods to throw away, people have to die compared to people, and if you have the opportunity to turn around, you must complain to this buddy.
Unconsciously walked to the breakfast stall, Wu Yi suddenly remembered a very serious problem, in myths and legends, the female is not only a goddess, but later it has become a terrifying zombie Drought Kui, Drought Kui out of the red land for thousands of miles, the most critical zombie seems to eat people, right? Thinking of this Wu illness, I couldn't help but be afraid for a while, but I watched this lord sleep all night last night, if she wanted to eat supper last night......
Wu Yi picked up a corner where there were few people, and said in a low voice, "That sister, you don't mind if I call you that, right?" The female smirk smiled and said, "You call me young like that!" "This is true, it is estimated that no one in the world will live long without him now, except for Wu Lao Er. The female pulled the table with chopsticks and said, "Don't call me sister, just call me Huang Mei, this is the name my father gave me." ”
Since she dared to admit her identity as a human race, it would be easy to do, "That yellow charm, you should know that you can't eat people casually now, right?" Wu Yi obviously saw Huang Mei's face change, and quickly explained, "It's not that I don't allow you to eat, you have to eat, pick up and eat, now people are all messy with diseases, and it is easy to have problems if you are not careful, hehe!" I have rabies! ”
Huang Mei sighed, "I know what you mean, don't worry, I'm not even a god now, I'm just an ordinary person, I became a drought-to-tea poisonous being, otherwise he wouldn't have come to kill me." Wu Yi naturally knew who he was, he was Ying Long's lover. The fire of Wu Ill's gossip burned brightly, "That sister, isn't Ying Long handsome?" ”
Maybe Huang Mei didn't want to mention this man who made him love and hate, "Bring me a bowl of bean juice, no sugar." Wu Yi didn't dare to ask more, although Huang Mei claimed to be an ordinary person, but Wu Yi had never seen an ordinary person who could spit fire, although he was also a person with special functions, but in front of others, he was completely a dish, and he couldn't hide if he couldn't afford to play?
While eating, Huang Mei suddenly picked up the fritters and said to Wu Ai, "How much do you say this Qin Hui is hated, he has been dead for thousands of years and is still buried like this?" Wu Yi squirted out a mouthful of bean juice, "You even know this?" Also read from me? "Huang Mei, an old man walking a bird not far away" knew from that child! "Well, it's really a child for him, and it's rich to be a grandfather for Wu Ai.
The two began to eat breakfast silently again, Wu Yi is not good at communicating with women, otherwise he would not have been single. He could feel that Huang Mei had something in his heart, but he didn't know how to enlighten her, to be honest, it was very unpleasant to see such a beautiful woman smiling.
Wu Yi had just spit out a stale coriander, and Huang Mei suddenly said, "Can I still see him?" This is not her natural muttering, Huang Mei's eyes are fiery and staring at Wu Ill, Wu Ill has already felt that the temperature is rising, and even his hair is smelling burnt.
She forced her to provoke Wu's temperament, but she didn't speak, and looked at her directly. "I'm sorry, I can't control myself!" Huang Mei apologized for Wu Yi and felt afraid, his body would have been wet with sweat, and the little bean juice he had just drunk was considered to be in vain, and it all turned into sweat. Wu Yi is a person who eats soft and not hard, but Huang Mei's apology softened, "If you have the opportunity in the future, I will let you meet him, on the condition that you must be honest and obedient and don't cause trouble for me!" ”
Wu Yi didn't wait for her to agree, and asked for another breakfast and left, "A woman's heart is a needle, and the goddess's heart is cosmic dust!" ”