33. The law of chasing wives

And the top news of Chris is the only original news on the entire homepage, but it is doing public relations for Gu Yunchi:

Gu Gongzi did only know that I was an orc a few days ago, and the whole thing was a decision I made to pursue Gu Gongzi, so it should be that I played a big game of chess.

Regarding the special recruitment, Gu Gongzi also said in the blog post that he submitted an application for transfer and passed the transfer assessment, so it is not valid to not learn and have no skills. Finally, everyone has some little hidden fetishes that don't seem appropriate to use to make personal attacks on others. Of course, I hope to see the live-action version of the photo when I am alone with Gu Gongzi in the future.

In the end, the whole thing has nothing to do with Gu Gongzi, you have made my pursuit of Gu Gongzi more long, I hope Gu Gongzi will not reject my marriage proposal because of this matter.

After Gu Yunchi saw the details of this dynamic, he finally understood why he slept for a while, and the attitude of the entire Star Network changed. But he one! Dot! Also! No! Think! Feel! Thank! Gram! Village! This! Good! Why! actually has the face to say [I hope I can see the live-action version of the photo when I am alone with Gu Gongzi in the future!] Is it okay to roll rough!!

Take a look at the comments below, what is [caught off guard and fed a handful of dog food!] What do you mean [Colonel, are you really good to be so cute?] ], what does it mean [Gu Gongzi is about to go to the colonel's arms!] Netizens, you are so double-standard! Target! Good! Is it!?

Gu Yunchi said that he didn't want to talk now, and the people of the empire were not friendly at all. It's obviously Chris's pot from beginning to end, and it was okay to be hacked at first, but now the pot is returned, and the people of the empire are still back! Be! Stand! At! Chris's over there.

Gu Yunchi had just quit the Star Network when he received a message from Chris: "I saw the post last night and found out that things had progressed to this point, I'm sorry." ”

Gu Yunchi saw the information of this culprit, endured and endured, relying on great self-control and self-cultivation, he did not break out into the street scolding, and finally replied: "The behavior of fans is not something you can control, and thank you for arguing for me on the star network." ”

I don't know if Chris has been staring at the light brain, Gu Yunchi's message has just been sent, and he received Chris's reply: "These are what I should do." ”

Gu Yunchi looked at the information in front of him, and wondered in his heart, this is not the same person as the scoundrel yesterday morning, the painting style is wrong. Yesterday morning, the scoundrel said that he was not responsible and was going to smear himself on the star network, but now he helped himself and didn't even blackmail him to repay him?

Gu Yunchi thought for a while and didn't understand, so he simply turned off his light brain, he was very busy, and he didn't have time to take care of the snake spirit disease for a while!

And for a while, Andre Snake, who was the same as the same person, was now taking notes seriously:

The third rule of chasing a wife: there is a degree of relaxation, and it should be appropriate to retreat as advance. It is convenient for the next conversation and can improve some of the negative image of yourself in the other person's mind.

And the two above the third law of chasing a wife, Hao Ran is one of the rules of chasing a wife and the second of the law of chasing a wife.

One of the rules of chasing a wife: a man is not bad, but his partner is not loved. It should be appropriate to show the evil and scoundrel side and leave a deep impact on the other party's heart.

The second rule of chasing a wife: properly declare ownership to retreat from rivals. At the right opportunity, you reveal ambiguous information that seems to be true and false, so that outsiders mistakenly think that you are already a couple.

――Reference: Summary of netizens.

I have to say that our Colonel Chris has thoroughly implemented the rules of chasing wives summarized on the Internet, but, Colonel Chris, are these rules of chasing wives really reliable?

Gu Yunchi threw away his head, looked at Ye Xin who was sitting in the living room, and looked up and down a few times: "You didn't go back to the dormitory last night?" ”

Ye Xin originally wanted to ask Gu Yunchi how he felt after seeing Chris's dynamics, but he was choked by Gu Yunchi and choked on his own saliva: "Ahem, cough, cough...... Return...... It's back! You're all asleep when I come back! "If you don't go home at night, this kind of thing will naturally die and not admit it!

After Gu Yunchi glanced at Ye Xin again, he paused: "Before saying this kind of thing next time, change your clothes first, it is more convincing." ”

Ye Xin: ...... Childe, your painting style is not right today! You weren't like that before!

After Gu Yunchi understood what Ye Xin meant, he said bluntly: "If you mention Chris more in the future, you will know if I am such a person." ”

Ye Xin realized that something was wrong, after all, according to his habitual thinking, Chris was indeed a good partner. Now that Gu Yunchi mentioned it, Ye Xin realized that Gu Yunchi really didn't seem to like Chris: "Son, you...... I really don't like Chris? ”

Gu Yun was quick to laugh angrily at Ye Xin's sluggishness: "Do you think I should like him?" ”

Ye Xin completely understood when he heard Gu Yunchi's words: "Childe, I'm sorry...... I thought ......"

"Okay, it's okay, I don't blame you." Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin's drooping head, as if even his ears and tail were drooping together. Reached out and rubbed Ye Xin's head, interrupting Ye Xin's apology. He also understands Ye Xin's character, to put it bluntly, he is a child who has not grown up. If you like yourself, you feel that you deserve the best, and in Ye Xin's heart, the best is naturally Chris.

"Childe, don't worry! I'll never see him in front of you again! Ye Xin saw that Gu Yun was not angry, and immediately made a guarantee. Since Childe doesn't like it, let's not mention it, although Chris is good, but obviously Childe is more important!

"What do you want to eat?" Gu Yunchi was in a good mood because he had received Ye Xin's assurance, and it was rare for Ye Xin to specify what he wanted to eat.

You say usually? Usually, Gu Yunchi comes according to his mood, he is in a good mood to do complicated, and if he is in a bad mood, he does something simple. Ye Xin said: The shredded potatoes fried by Gongzi are much better than nutrients! So as long as Childe is willing to cook, he has no opinion at all!

Hearing that he could order, Ye Xin was very happy: "Mashed potatoes and shrimp balls!" Ye Xin didn't think about it, so he reported what he wanted to eat. Gu Yunchi made mashed potato and shrimp balls once, but Ye Xin didn't eat them and bullied Chris for him.

Gu Yunchi: How much resentment do you have for me for giving Chris mashed potatoes and shrimp balls and not giving you them? Gu Yunchi shook his head thinking about it, why did he think of Chris again?

"Hmm......" Ye Xin picked up a shrimp ball and bit off half of it in one bite. Squinted his eyes with satisfaction, sure enough, it was something that he had been thinking about for a long time, it was delicious!

Gu Yunchi looked at Ye Xin's satisfied appearance, and thought of the way Chris shook his ears with satisfaction because he only gave it to Chris, and licked his paws with satisfaction after eating. That night, he was also very enthusiastic, and kept rubbing on his belly......

Wait a minute! Gu Yunchi immediately came back to his senses, how could he think of him again! Should I get a new cat? Gu Yunchi thought about it, and then thought of this question. After all, Chris has been with him for nearly three months, and he met Chris only a week after he came to the empire, and this will definitely happen often. It should be much better to buy a kitten and come back, right?

The more Gu Yunchi thought about it, the more feasible he felt, "I'll go out!" After dropping this sentence to Ye Xin, he left in a hurry. Ye Xin was inexplicable.

Ye Xin only saw that Gu Yunchi seemed to have thought of something, a smile appeared on his face, and then it seemed to think of something, the smile on his face faded and his face became a little ugly. Then he seemed to think of something terrible, and the expression on his face was a little proud and satisfied, and then he left in a hurry. It can't be that Chris is so angry, right? Ye Xin looked at Gu Yunchi's back and thought as he left in a hurry.

And after Gu Yunchi went out, he turned on the navigation and went straight to the pet store. After arriving at the pet store, Gu Yunchi found that he was simply too young, too simple, after a long war, how could a weak pet survive? So what Gu Yunchi saw in the pet store...... It is a ...... "pet" similar to crocodiles, elephants, etc.

"You can rest assured that our pets here are all vaccinated and tested. We'll have someone to teach you how to keep it, and if your pet is sick, it's just a text message and we'll ......," while the salesman at the pet store next to him was still chattering about his advantages.

"Uh......" After looking around, Gu Yunchi couldn't find a "pet" that was smaller than him, so he had to interrupt the salesman's next words, "You have here, are you smaller?" Kittens like that. Saying that, Gu Yunchi gestured a size.

After hearing what Gu Yunchi said, the salesman thought for a while: "Cats are too rare, if you want to come three days earlier, there will be one." After hearing Gu Yunchi's request, the salesman shook his head regretfully, and suddenly said to Gu Yunchi as if he had thought of something: "Is it okay to be a tiger cub?" We just have a half-month-old tiger that you can take away, and it will be very rewarding to raise it slowly. ”

Gu Yunchi: your tiger cub!

In the end, Gu Yunchi left the pet store empty-handed, Gu Yunchi stood at the door of the pet store, clicked on the light brain, took a few pictures and updated the dynamics:

"I wanted to buy a cat, but three days ago a well-known person bought the last one, but to be reasonable, even if there is no cat...... Why should you recommend Tiger to me!? ”