32. Open your mouth and eat dog food!
Gu Yunchi looked at the number one hot post, the name of the post was very attractive, and he knew that it was very interesting at a glance, if this post had nothing to do with him, it would be even more perfect.
That's right, Gu Yun became popular late, and without his knowledge, the first popular post became "I'll pick up Gu Gongzi, who has recently become popular"
Gu Yunchi thought about it, he didn't have any black history, at most, because there were more people pinching him recently, so he was relieved and boldly clicked in.
However, our great Gu Gongzi forgot that his body is not original, and he is not an indigenous person of the empire, so the content of the post can be said to be quite exciting.
"I'm going to pick up for you Gu Gongzi, who has recently become popular"
"It's a bit of a lot of revelations, if it weren't for the fact that he had to pull my male god into the water, I wouldn't bother to pay attention to him, and now he wants to pull my male god and hold on, then don't blame me for being ruthless and unjust!"
"I don't know what the situation is, but it looks like it's amazing! Sofa mine! ”
"The sofa is crowded, the bench mine, it won't be the Gu Gongzi I thought, right?"
"I think it's possible, the above two hands are a little fast?"
"Gu Gongzi watched the whole thing, although Chris is also my male god, but Gu Gongzi didn't say that Chris is the colonel, isn't it a little inappropriate for the landlord to do this?"
"Upstairs, there's something wrong with that, right?"
……
"You guys are moving so fast, the landlord is back! Let's talk about Gu Gongzi first! Because some of the information related to reality has been coded, this person is a nymphomaniac to put it bluntly, he doesn't learn all day long, and the only advantage is that he has a good tire, so he was specially recruited into St. Dru's College. ”
"These are all things that Gu Gongzi said himself before, although he deleted the historical dynamics, but he can't stand someone taking screenshots, right? Downstairs put the map! ”
Gu Yunchi looked at the screenshot, well, it's not wrong...... It is a record of the previous speeches of the original owner. Although it does not reflect that there is no learning and no skill, it is indeed said that entering St. Dru's College was specially recruited.
The so-called special move, naturally and literally, has a meaning, that is, the score is not enough, and the background is made up. The original body is estimated to have taken up the stubble of his parents who sacrificed their lives for the country, so he was specially recruited by the combat command department?
Since it is the first hot post, it is naturally impossible to have only one breaking news, and sure enough, the landlord below has listed a lot of Gu Yunchi's previous "black history".
For example, Gu Yunchi deleted the hot photos of the black silk Qi Xiao skirt at the beginning, as well as the daily post of "XXX I want to give you a monkey".
The landlord also focused on putting together the post about Chris that Gu Yunchi had sent before, and finally capitalized [It can be seen that your male god Gu Gongzi made this qiē premeditated!] It was to get the attention of the colonel and thus succeed in ascending to the position! 】
Gu Yunchi's mood now doesn't look like he has beeped a dog, but like he has been beeped by a dog. To be reasonable, what does it mean to be premeditated? What does it mean to get noticed? What does it mean to be on top? Do you think you're a domineering president?
But it is clear that the people of the empire are not from the same country as Gu Yunchi:
"After reading this post, I knew who Gu Gongzi was, and I went to watch it, and I have to say that he is indeed very talented, and he has a lot of research on ancient food culture. But Colonel Chris has been fighting on the front lines to defend the empire and protect us, and even at the age of twenty-eight, he has made many achievements and became a colonel by virtue of his own ability. If it weren't for this Gu Gongzi not holding the colonel, I would also regard Gu Gongzi as my male god. ”
"Every word on the upstairs! Some brain-dead fans also asked us if our faces hurt, and now I want to ask Gu Gongzi's brain-dead fans, your face! Pain! No! Pain! ”
"Huh...... This kind of person still wants to be with the colonel? Take Chris, our male god is not on an appointment! ”
The comments below were almost all one-sided, and at this time Gu Yunchi understood why Arthur reminded himself that Chris had a few crazy fans.
Although the current situation is almost one-sided, Gu Yunchi clicked on his light brain, sorted out the wording, and finally only sent one sentence: "Those who are clear are self-purifying, and those who are turbid are self-turbid." Later, I put the video of the mango pancake on it.
After sending it, Gu Yunchi turned off his light brain and went to sleep without thinking, he didn't want to know what the comment said at all.
"Childe! Son! ”
Gu Yunchi was woken up early in the morning by Ye Xin's wolf howl, Gu Yunchi rubbed his head, which was a little groggy because of a long sleep, and got up to open the door.
"What's wrong?" Gu Yunchi was already used to Ye Xin's fuss from time to time, and turned around and went back to the bathroom to wash.
"Childe, you have seen the star net!" Ye Xin watched Gu Yunchi's movements and couldn't wait to ask his own question.
Gu Yunchi: Can you stop asking me questions when I'm brushing my teeth?
After cleaning the foam from his mouth: "That post that picks up my black history?" Gu Yunchi felt that what could make Ye Xin so uncalm should be this post.
Ye Xin also knew which post Gu Yunchi was talking about, but: "It's not this!" It's this morning! Did you see Starnet this morning? ”
"I was woken up by you this morning." The implication is that you haven't had time to see it yet.
"Then look at it, there is a surprise!" Gu Yunchi's calmness also affected Ye Xin, Ye Xin said that he was going to squeeze his eyes and went out, leaving Gu Yunchi who was out of the situation.
After Gu Yunchi left, he clicked on the light brain, and the interface of the light brain was still Gu Yunchi's social network, and he didn't have time to quit yesterday.
Gu Yunchi could see the difference at a glance, his fans rebounded, before the number of fans declined, Gu Yunchi's number of fans had just exceeded eight figures, and now Gu Yunchi already had nearly 20 million fans.
It's just one night, and a sentence last night is so powerful? Gu Yunchi thought about it, clicked on his recent news, and was confused by the reply under his news.
"I thought it was a big game of chess played by the po master, but I didn't expect to be fed a mouthful of dog food in the end. (Goodbye)"
"I just want to say that my face hurts so much, and yesterday I jumped to my feet and said that the po master has a bad character."
"As a person who has always firmly believed in the Po Lord, I simply admire myself so much! Sure enough, there is a big reversal! ”
"The single dog has already received 10,000 critical hits, and I don't want to talk now!"
Gu Yunchi looked at the similar reply below, and didn't know what was going on at all, so he could only turn his head and go out to ask Ye Xin.
"What's the situation?"
"Tell Colonel Chris what's going on!" Ye Xin seemed to have expected that Gu Yunchi would come to ask him, and immediately gave the answer, and his tone was still cheap.
Gu Yunchi: ...... As a roommate and friend, is it really appropriate for you to do this!?
However, knowing the source, Gu Yunchi quickly touched under Chris's account, and as a result, Gu Yunchi was stunned by what Chris had done!
I saw that Chris's homepage was full of Gu Yunchi's dynamics that were forwarded and commented on, such as:
"Why did you put the first meeting on the Star Network?" This is the first time that Gu Yunchi has replied to Chris's lower body, and the lower half of his body will be in harmony with the fact that Chris's will be angry and go home.
"Make ants up the tree again and I'll eat it for you." This is the reply to the time Chris couldn't eat vermicelli and got it all over his body.
"The cookies are delicious, and it would be nice if they could be reshaped. In fact, if you don't give cookies, Xiaobai is willing to go with you! This is the Weibo that Gu Yunchi who replied to wanted to abduct Xiaobai, and was frightened when he saw Chris's humanoid state for the first time.
"Next time I make something, I should be the first to eat!" This is the dynamic of Gu Yunchi, who replied, saying that he had made a new dim sum and was ready to try it.
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And so on, the content of the reply was either helpless, or spoiled, and some of the replies were a little jealous, but they replied to Gu Yunchi all the dynamics except for the pure tutorial.
Among all the forwards, the only original dynamic was naturally the most eye-catching, and Gu Yunchi clicked on it without thinking about it.