Chapter 396: A Lesson for the Monkey
Saying that, leaving the Pipa Cave, a group of people were afraid that the hooligans of the daughter country would chase and kill again, and they hurried non-stop, but this time the horseback rider became Huang Mei, I don't know why, Lao Tang automatically shortened when he saw Huang Mei, so what to do. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Xiaoxue, why do you like handsome guys so much?" Huang Mei asked, and the Snow Girl stretched out her neck from the burden: "You don't like it?" "I like it, I like it, but I'm not as tasteless as you, as long as it's a handsome guy, I can take it home, and my sister pays attention to the connotation!" "Cut! I'm just pulling him home to make art, and I'm not going to marry him, so why do I want to do so much? ā
I thought that Huang Mei and the Snow Girl were one ice and one fire, even if they didn't die, they should be rushed, but I didn't expect people to think that the stockings in autumn were the best, just like a person. The two chatted hotly, and Wu Yi asked Tang Seng: "Where is the next level?" Tang Seng pinched his fingers and said, "I can't remember, there should be NPCs coming out later, and you will know when you see it then, you don't know Journey to the West?" ā
As he was talking, a group of big men jumped out in front of him, holding swords and doing evil deeds, shouting: "Bah! "Tang Seng was playful, and preemptively said: 'I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to pass here, leave to buy road money!' The bandit leader on the opposite side laughed: "Hahaha! I didn't expect to meet my peers, you are good at limericks, this king stayed, and now take out all the money! ā
A small man in the back whispered to the bandit leader, and the bandit leader glanced at Huang Mei, with a lewd look in his eyes: "That woman must also be left to this king to be happy, if you don't obey, I will cut you today!" Tang Seng waved his hand and said: "You should say, just kill or bury!" Go back and read more books, it really works! The bandit leader was so angry that he cut down a small tree with an axe, and shouted angrily, "Monk, you don't want to live, do you? ā
Huang Mei yawned and drove the white dragon horse forward: "You guys hurry up, I'll go ahead and wait for you, that cheap mouth knocks out my teeth for me!" "Maybe the aura is too strong, Huang Mei walked over so swaggeringly, stunned that no robber dared to stop him, and a diligent self got out of the way, and got the eyes of Queen Huang Mei who was interested in you.
Wu Yi looked at Tang Seng helplessly: "Are you on or am I on?" The monkey rushed: "Don't! Give it to me, my grandson's hands are so itchy, how can the master do it for you, the nerd Lao Sha hurriedly took the master away. The monkey urged Tang Seng to leave. Tang Seng and Wu Yi don't have the aura of Huang Mei, people are not happy to rob, they are about to cut people with a knife, the monkey pulls out a hairy hair and turns it into a burden, opens a corner to reveal gold and silver jewelry, and sneers evilly: "If you want money, come with me!" ā
They are all masters who want money and don't want to die, who cares about Tang Seng and them, they all ran away with the monkey, Wu Yi kindly reminded Huang Mei to make way, and he was despised by others. Yellow wheat is in front of the scourge of people's willow trees, and it is estimated that they are already tired of waiting. Just about to meet her, Wu Yi shouted excitedly: "It's not good! Monkeys are going to kill people! Tang Seng also reacted: "It's that group of robbers, it's six-eared macaques!" Bajie, go and tell your senior brother not to kill! ā
Bajie agreed to drive the clouds and gallop, Huang Mei said indifferently: "Aren't they just a few robbers, if they die, they will die, why are you so nervous?" Wu was so sick that his eyebrows were burned, and now it would be nice if there was a cigarette: "Eldest sister, how can you say that it is also human life, what is it if you kill someone directly, what should you do if someone is old and young?" ā
"Woe to you! Woe to you! The monkey knocked out everyone's brains! Wu Yi couldn't help but cover his face, and Tang Seng clasped his palms together: "Amitabha!" The blood stains on the monkey's body had not dried yet, and he grinned at Bajie: "What are you yelling at, you idiot, are you angry just a few robbers, if you kill you, you will be killed!" Huang Mei asked, "Did you knock out the tooth that you owed?" "I didn't see it clearly, my head blew up anyway."
Huang Mei laughed and said, "Okay! Tang Seng sighed, walked back without saying a word, an open field, corpses everywhere, shocking, Wu Yi only glanced at it and ran away with his mouth covered. Tang Seng took the nail rake of Bajie to bury the corpses one by one, and the monkey didn't dare to touch the moldy head when he saw Tang Seng's serious appearance, but just scratched his ears and cheeks and looked at the ghosts in his heart.
Continuing to the west, it was already evening, fortunately, when he met a family, Bajie happily ran to knock on the door, and scared the people enough, or Huang Mei went over to explain that they agreed to enter the door. A family of three, the old two plus the daughter-in-law, it seems that the family is not rich, but the family is a simple mess, and everything that can be eaten at home is taken out to entertain everyone.
The most fucked up thing is that through small talk, I actually found out that this old couple is a bastard son, who is in the robber business, and he is the only one who is killed by the monkey during the day, which makes Tang Seng's face completely blackened. The monkey still ate heartlessly, as if he didn't see everyone's strange eyes. No one broke through until late at night.
Wu Yi said to Tang Seng: "You won't really drive the monkeys away, will you?" In the dark, Tang Seng sighed: "If you don't give him a lesson, he will never have a long memory, my land can be incompetent, and you can also be greedy, but you must not be careless of human life, the monkey's murderous intent is too heavy, I have to be strict with him!" "Tang Seng is right, no matter who the monkey encounters, he wants to be beaten to death with a stick, and the mother and son of Baihua were almost killed by him, and the women and children did not let go, and they were indeed a little crazy.
The old man ran in in a panic: "Elder leave quickly, my unsuccessful son is back, and he is about to kill you and rob your money, run!" Come on! "Thank you for your hospitality, the poor monk will leave."
It is said that there is a road in heaven that you don't go, and there is no way to go to hell, and Wu Ai's group of people have run for more than ten miles, and this group of robbers still caught up. Wu Yi really wants to see if their brains are full of, a stick as big as a monkey plays like a straw stick, can you beat it with two broken iron pieces?
The monkeys were impatient, because several thieves were found by Tang Seng for a long time, and they had already been angry, and when they dared to chase them, they suddenly became angry from their hearts, and the evil was born to the side of the gall, and the golden hoop stick became like a pillar of heaven, and smashed straight to the thieves, and even Tang Seng didn't listen to his eagerness to stop it. Wu Yi vomited again, these can no longer be called corpses, they can only be called blood mud, and if you are lucky, you can still leave half a slap, and the rest can't tell which one is.
The monkey laughed unruly, Tang Seng closed his eyes in pain, and when he opened his eyes, Wu Yi really saw the anger in his eyes, and the mantra was recited, and the monkey rolled with his head in his arms, crashed into the rocks, shook the giant tree, and the roar of pain frightened the beast's liver and gall. Wu Ying couldn't bear to see the monkey in such pain, and stepped forward to cover Tang Seng's mouth: "Don't read it, he's dying of pain!" ā
Huang Mei also persuaded: "It's almost there, it's just some bandits, if you don't kill him today, I don't know how many people were killed by him, this is the cause and effect!" "Let's go!" The monkey lay in pain in Bajie's arms and shrunk into a small ball, and when he heard Tang Seng's three words, he immediately jumped up in shock: "Master, you drove me away?" Tang Seng turned around and didn't want to look at Sun Xingzhi: "You go, from today onwards you are not my apprentice." ā
Even if he had long known Tang Seng's intentions, Wu Ill couldn't bear to look at it, that monkey was born without a father, a mother and a brother, and he was used to being alone, and he also envied the reunion of other people's families, but no one wanted to start a family with him, and finally met Tang Seng, this person who is also a teacher and a friend and a relative, has long regarded him as a relative in his heart, and now his relatives are turning against him, and he is naturally anxious.
The monkey kept kowtowing and pleading, Tang Seng didn't pay attention to it at first, and then he simply recited the mantra, the monkey couldn't stand it, and finally could only drive away in the clouds, Tang Seng seemed to have been pulled out of his bones, and his body fell into Wu Ai's arms, haggard a lot. "What are you going to do?" "What else can I do, accompany the six-eared macaque to play a scene, and wait for the monkey to come back and beat him, our master and apprentice are reconciled, I just hope the monkey can remember the lesson this time."
Huang Mei pouted and said: "You can't break it with him and explain the reason clearly, why don't you use bitter meat tricks?" Tang Seng smiled bitterly: "I don't know his temperament, I just don't know how to turn back if I don't hit the south wall, if I don't teach him a lesson, how can I let him remember his character for a long time." There was nothing to say all night, and the next day the group continued on their way.
As usual, Sha Seng and Bajie went to Huayuan to find water, Wu Yi and a group of people sat under the tree to enjoy the shade, and Huang Mei leisurely basked in the sun. "Anyway, how are you going to give your luggage to the fake monkey later?" Tang Seng said irritably: "I'm also annoyed about this, I was beaten by that bastard in the original text, I can't let him beat me again this time, right?" "What's wrong with you letting him beat him?" "What if I die?"
"Hey, hey! Master, are you thirsty or not, my grandson has brought you water and food, please enjoy it quickly! "The fake monkey came, still with water and food. Tang Seng immediately put up a shelf: "What are you still doing, you are no longer my apprentice, the poor monk will not eat your things even if he dies of thirst and starvation!" The fake monkey sneered: "You monk don't have to take an inch, be careful that I kill you!" ā
Tang Seng made a tone from his nose, and he should answer him. The monkey jumped like thunder, took out the golden hoop stick and was about to beat, Wu Yi took eighty-eight and gave it to him, and said angrily: "If you want to take the luggage, don't do it?" The bottle was hit with a golden hoop, and even then the monkey was beaten and staggered, dizzy and unsteady on his feet.
The monkey glanced at Wu Yi in fear, and held the golden hoop stick tightly, as if he wanted to see what Wu Yi had in mind, Huang Mei said irritably: "If you have something to do, hurry up and get out, blocking the old lady from basking in the sun, you are blind!" With a wave of his hand, he lit the fake monkey's big fluffy tail, the fire was not an ordinary fire, Wu Yi looked very much like the red boy's three-flavored real fire, the fake monkey screamed, rolled up his luggage and ran.
Huang Mei shrugged and said, "Leave a mark, it's easy to turn around and divide it." ā