"Come on, drag me out and castrate!" The queen's order frightened Wu Yi and Tang Seng, and they all put on a desperate posture, but the curtain of the dragon bed was lifted. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Hahaha, Wu Sick Tang Seng, why don't you kneel when you see this king? ”

"Yellow Charm?" "Her Majesty?" The person who came out was actually Huang Mei! When I brought Huang Mei to the Journey to the West, I was sucked back to Earth before I could arrange it, and then I came back, one, Wu Yi didn't know what the place was called, and two, there was no contact information for Huang Mei, the Journey to the West World was so big, where to find her, this is no different from looking for a needle in a haystack.

Huang Mei wore a dragon robe and said proudly: "How is it, don't you two dog minions know me?" Tang Seng said very dogleggedly: "The slave doesn't dare, long live the emperor, long live long live!" "Hahaha..." the three of them couldn't help laughing, they were all friends, so they didn't care so much. The three of them climbed onto the dragon bed, and Wu Yi asked, "Huang Mei, how did you become the king of the daughter country?" ”

Huang Mei glared and said: "You are embarrassed to say, you just left me on a hill and didn't care, fortunately, I also read Journey to the West, and I found that it was not far from my daughter's country, so I came here to wait for you, the original daughter country lord saw that I was heroic, and finally I didn't know how to give me the throne, so I did it first, how about it, were you scared by me just now?" ”

Wu Yi and Tang Seng patted their chests cooperatively, looking scared. Huang Mei was very unladylike and pillowed Wu Ai's legs, and her legs were still on Tang Seng's body, eating grapes and said: "Being an emperor is not fun at all, I am tired to death every day, the old lady wants to reform it is so troublesome, I am so angry that I want to burn here!" ”

Wu Yi went straight to the point and said, "Then what are you going to do in the future and continue to be the emperor here?" "Cut! How is it possible, go back and arrest the original emperor and let her continue to do it, I will go with you, it will definitely be more interesting than being an emperor. Tang Seng suddenly asked: "By the way, do you know that there is a scorpion spirit around here, or is it a woman?" ”

"I know, I beat her up on the first day I came here, otherwise she would have run fast and now you can all drink all the scorpion wine, just because I beat her away, that's why I became this unlucky emperor, bad luck!" Tang Seng looked at the already dark sky outside and said: "The room arranged for me, lest you dare to catch me in that monster, remember to be fast, I don't like insects!" ”

Huang Mei laughed and said, "You don't sleep with me?" Tang Seng pouted and said: "If you want to serve in the morning, why don't you have to wait until now." As soon as Huang Mei's feet lifted Tang Seng and went out: "Go out and turn left, someone will arrange it for you, and if you are hungry, you will call someone!" After sending Tang Seng away, Huang Mei began to ask about Wu Ai's family again, even if it was a trivial matter, she listened to it with relish.

Unknowingly, in the middle of the night, there was a sudden commotion outside, and someone shouted: "The colt is gone!" Wu Yi slapped his face and said, "It's finally here!" Huang Mei grabbed Wu Yi and said, "Don't pull away from the topic, am I beautiful or that Athena is beautiful?" Wu Yi smiled bitterly: "This can't be compared, you are the classical beauty of the East, and the beauty of the West is the beauty of the West, how can you compare!" ”

Huang Mei rubbed her nose and said: "If you have the opportunity in the future, you must compare with her, and save yourself from running around with a pot lid all day long." "That's Medusa's shield... Forget it, what do you want to call it! Huang Mei said angrily: "What do I want to call it, you can control it!" Huang Mei stood up as she spoke, and Wu Ying asked, "Where are you going?" "Go find the bag!"

No need to ask, this unlucky punching bag must be a scorpion essence, and it is estimated that you can eat barbecue whole scorpions today. comforted the three of Sun Wukong, Wu Yi and Huang Mei each rode a horse, and the horse was whipped.

Besides, Tang Seng is used to being blown by the wind, anyway, basically as long as the monsters with a little ability catch people, they are basically blown away by the wind, don't say that lying in the wind and watching the stars like this has a different flavor. Unconsciously landed in front of a cave, Tang Seng looked up and wrote "Poison Enemy Mountain, Pipa Cave!" "A gorgeous woman in ancient costume walked out from behind, and they all said that the femme fatale is not fake at all, this scorpion essence is indeed beautiful.

Scorpion Jingjiao smiled and said, "Brother Yu, come in with the slave family!" Tang Seng swaggered in, knowing very well in his heart that this monster had no intention of eating himself, and people were just coveting his beauty. The small bridge and flowing water in this Pipa Cave are also a good place, especially the pavilion is very elegant.

The girl was still peeking at Tang Seng when she brought the refreshments, and the scorpion spirit coughed and all dispersed, leaving only Tang Seng and her. "Brother Yu is relieved, although I am not the palace of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom here, it is not more luxurious than the rich, but in fact, it is also leisurely, just reciting the Buddha and reading the scriptures. I am a Taoist companion with you, and I am really a hundred-year-old harmony. Tang Seng pouted, this guy has a horse poison pile, if he really becomes a couple with her, he must be careful when sleeping in the future, in case he is accidentally stabbed, he will definitely be worse than dead.

Seeing that Tang Seng didn't speak, the scorpion pushed the refreshments in front of him and said, "Brother Yu didn't eat just now, there are just some refreshments here, let's eat them quickly!" Tang Seng didn't take care of it, picked up two pleasing ones, broke them open, looked at them, and began to eat. Why break it down and look at it? Because monsters are good at eating people, let's not talk about whether they eat human flesh or not, theoretically they are vegetarians!

There are really a few meat pieces in this break, Tang Seng didn't ask, the scorpion spirit got up and said: "Brother Yu, wait a minute, the slave family dance will cheer up the brother!" "This monster has changed, the clothes on his body are pitiful, the eyebrows are natural, and now this dress is even more fatal, every smile is a seduction!

This is Lao Tang, who has seen the world on the earth, those **** teachers Ozawa, Teacher Yoshizawa, and so on The teachers who worked hard in bed have laid a good foundation for Lao Tang, and he knows that the small and medium-sized scenes are still difficult for him. First of all, Tang Seng affirmed the scorpion spirit's dancing posture: "Well, the dancing posture is very good, although it does not open and close, but it expresses the softness to the extreme, which is easy to stimulate men's desire to protect, give eight points!" ”

"This dress is not very good, don't think it's good to be fully exposed, half-covered and half-concealed is fatal, don't just expose the chest, waist, crotch, and mermaid line, the lethality of these three is no worse than the chest, the most important point, have you found yourself a little looped legs? Of course, I'm not discriminating against you, you shouldn't show your legs, it's long but it's not good-looking, you get a leather pants to get angry, you know! ”

The scorpion essence was about to collapse by Tang Seng's words, if he didn't want him to offer himself willingly, how could there be so much nonsense, but people have confidence in themselves, so they don't believe that this monk doesn't take the bait, and continues to jump! Let's change what you say, and see how long you can last! To be honest, Tang Seng couldn't hold it anymore, the reason why he said so much was completely to distract himself, and Tang Seng wanted to seal his broken mouth with the improvement of the scorpion essence!

Besides, Wu Yi and Huang Mei rushed to this side non-stop, for fear that Tang Seng would not be firm in his will and make revolutionary mistakes, so he finally came to the Pipa Cave. Wu Yi listened to it and wondered, "How did I hear the sound of the drum kit?" Sister Huang Mei was domineering enough, kicked open the door and said, "Just go in and take a look!" ”

Okay! When I went in, Wu Yi thought that he had returned to the bar on Earth, and the demons were dancing wildly! Look at that little girl's head, isn't it the same virtue as taking ecstasy? And that, isn't this a pole dance, how do you dance with a pillar? And that chick, where did you get the bunny ears on top of your head? You can't bring it with you, right?

Finally found Tang Seng in a corner, this guy has taken off his robe, and now he is shirtless, and he plays the drums, and his sense of rhythm is strong! Wu Yi stepped forward and grabbed Tang Seng and said, "You are very hilarious, what about the pre-wedding party?" Tang Seng realized that it was Wu Yi who was holding him, and said with tears in his eyes: "Old Wu, you are finally here, this female monster is crazy!" ”

"What's wrong?" "Look at that purple-haired and black-lipped one, yes, it's the one who killed Matt, and I don't know how to it, I started teaching her to dance, and I didn't know how to kill Matt, I'm sorry for her!" Wu Yi was almost scared to death at first glance, standard panda eyes and smoky makeup, purple hair and broom, and a messy iron chain wrapped around her body, if there was another cigarette, Wu Yi would ask her for her mobile phone number.

Huang Mei exclaimed: "! How did you teach her, it turns out that I saw that she was not like this, she was very beautiful and a goblin, how did you cultivate this virtue for a long time? Are you poisonous? "How do I know, I definitely didn't teach her this, she must have realized her mistake and went crazy, you hurry up and persuade her, I feel sorry for others!"

Huang Mei glanced at Tang Seng and walked towards the scorpion essence, the scorpion essence just glanced at Huang Mei, and said lightly: "You are here." Huang Mei asked cautiously, "Are you okay?" "Hehe, of course it's okay, it's just that my love is dead." Huang Mei subconsciously hugged herself, and the goosebumps were too fierce. Pointing at Tang Seng and saying, "Isn't your love there?" ”

"It's just a shell there, and his heart isn't with me." "And what are you going to do?" "Since I can't keep him, it's better to let him fly freely, I will bless him from the bottom of my heart and hope that he can be happy in the future." "What about you?" "I will carry a broken heart, drag a broken body, and walk into the cemetery with an exhausted love, hoping that it will bloom again."

Huang Mei came back and pulled Tang Seng and Wu Bin away without saying a word, Tang Seng asked, "What's the matter, what did the monster say?" Huang Mei said coldly: "In the future, let Kill Matt get within 100 meters of me, don't blame the old lady for cremating her on the spot, it's disgusting, no, I'll go first, I'm disgusting!" ”