readx; readx; "! What's going on? Why do I have so much yellow paper in my house, who the is so lacking in morality! Wu Yi finally squeezed through the crowd but found that his yard was full of yellow paper used to go to the grave, and there were many monks and Taoists in it "fighting dance", that's right, fighting dance!

The Taoist monk sits on both sides, a small platform in the middle, at this time a Taoist priest is holding a peachwood sword in the gesture, comparing you are also a little dedicated, how many meanings does it mean to dance the ghost step dance? And the monks on the other side, what are you excited about, do you chant the scriptures well! The most infuriating thing is that they actually put seals on the windows and doors, and they don't know what Wu Ill is written on them. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Master Zhikong, please leave quickly, this Taoist leader will use demon subduing methods to subdue the evil ghosts, and it will not be good to hurt the monks later." "Amitabha! Let's ask the Pure Sky Dao Master to leave first, my disciples have already prepared eighteen bronze stick formations, and the demon subduing is only in an instant! Wu Yi did see a group of small bald heads behind him smearing gold dust on his body, and there were two hundred and five nostrils smeared on the inside.

The two of them are in charge but they look quite fairy, the monk's two longevity eyebrows fall to his mouth, his face is not happy or sad, the Taoist crane has a childish face, and there is a strand of black hair in the white hair, which looks very eye-catching. The two of them are like facial paralysis, you look at me and stare at you, obviously you have turned over the eighteenth generation of each other's ancestors in your heart, but you still have to maintain your master's bearing and pretend to be forced.

Master Zhikong Changshou shook his eyebrows, and shouted loudly, "Since the Pure Sky Dao Master refuses to leave, then he can only use his own demon subduing methods, please give advice!" "I saw that as soon as the words of the monk Zhikong fell, more than a dozen golden monks jumped up with a stick that was not very straight, don't say that the posture is really quite imposing as soon as you pick it up." One, two, three... Seventeen, hey, no, didn't you say that it was eighteen bronze people, why are there only seventeen, you fool! ”

Zhikong's face was embarrassed for a while, and the little monk in the bronze man who looked to be only seven or eight years old muttered, "The third senior brother has fallen out of love and is recuperating at home, it is enough to have a few of our senior brothers!" The Pure Sky Daoist laughed, "I see, that's a poor Dao talker." The little monk also knew that he had said the wrong thing, and when he saw Zhikong glaring at him, he hurriedly lowered his head.

Tang Seng frowned and said, "Why is the monk so shameless now?" Everyone disdainfully said, "You are not qualified to talk about people!" Seeing that the people had already set up the scene, the people of the Pure Sky Dao were naturally not to be outdone, and shouted in a low voice: "Beidou Tiangang Subdued Demon Array!" Rise! I saw that the Taoists behind him took a step forward in unison, and their movements were uniform... Start dancing the ghost step.

That's it.,You take the wooden sword, you can also make it neat, okay?,There's a long and short inside.,There's a constipation that actually took out a piece of plastic at a glance.,I don't know what mechanism I encountered, I only heard a beautiful female voice shouting, "Balala little demon fairy, transform!" "Fortunately, there are no plush men jumping out in skirts, otherwise Wu will be ready to destroy his eyes! dudu1;

But just like that, this one is also embarrassed and embarrassed, seeing that everyone is looking at him, he shrank his head, "I'm in a hurry to leave in the morning, I brought my girl's schoolbag, let's make do with it first." In this way, the Pure Sky Daoist also put gold on his face, coughed and said, "Wang Jing's Taoism has reached the realm of not being confined to external objects, everyone must cultivate diligently and strive to become a teacher as soon as possible!" ”

Just to the extent that he is shameless, the monk Zhikong can't play him!

But all in all, the two pairs of formations are put on the table, not to mention that it really looks like that, if the Taoist priest doesn't have that pink Balala wand, it would be even better. Tang Seng roared with a dark face, "Fuck the old ancestor left some good things, there is nothing left that has been ruined, if Yuan Tiangang, that old guy sees that it is not a thunder to kill this group of shameless people!" ”

At this moment, there was a new change in the field, and the seventeen bronze people shouted loudly and drew circles, turned heels, and moved out a stack of bricks, which was to sell art! Wu Yi now doesn't care why there is such a group of people messing around in her yard, she just wants to see with her own eyes that the big stones on her chest are broken, and the broken bricks are fine.

I saw one of the monks being pushed out reluctantly, and glanced at the monk Zhikong with a grudge, stood in front of him and whispered to the person next to him, "Senior brother, my accident insurance shouldn't have expired yet, right?" "No, no, no! Don't worry, there are still three days left to expire, and it will expire when you don't use it, and you just used it today. ”

The frightened one almost didn't run out, but fortunately many of them were knocked down. "The master is discussing it, I haven't practiced the iron head gong yet! My girlfriend is still waiting for me in the countryside! Xiao Bu said in a milky voice, "Senior brother, don't worry, our teacher said that the skull is the hardest bone in a person's body, and it will not break him." ”

"Senior brother, you hold on, the third senior brother is not here today, so I can only make up the number with you." "Don't! Why me, why don't you come? His senior brother said embarrassedly, "Our accident insurance has expired, isn't there no money to renew, just you and the little junior brother, he is too young, can only let you go, you can rest assured that the accident insurance will pay enough money for you to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair." ”dudu2;

The brick was slapped before he could say his words of intercession, okay! A layer of gold dust on the door of the brain was scraped off, and if someone hadn't been smashed, he would have been lying down early, as if he was drunk, and his legs would not have been able to stand straight. Monk Zhikong waved his hand, "Drag it down, find a place to bury... Good health care, the fourth child's skills have grown, not bad! ”

"Humph! This skill is so fast, it scares the baby to death! "It's shameless that the people of the Pure Sky Dao will still sell cuteness. Monk Zhikong was probably also annoyed, and said angrily with a red face, "No matter what, we succeeded, I want to see what you can get!" "Humph! Apprentices, open the eyes of this group of hillbillies! ”

It's a neat ghost dance again, and the most conspicuous one is the one who takes the Balala wand, the ass is so big and twisted so coquettish, and he is not afraid of flashing his waist! Holding a sword in twos and threes, he followed up with the elementary school and saw the elementary school students fighting in groups, there was no real kung fu at all, and the monk had a good performance of iron head skills, and he was here to be funny.

The most fun thing is to take the wand, I don't know if it's intentional, every time the one opposite him hits the wand in his hand, he comes with a sentence of balala energy, which makes him an opponent who wants to laugh but doesn't dare to laugh, and his face is purple.

Monk Zhikong sneered, "That's all you have for these two moments, hurry up and go back to open your dance training class, don't be embarrassed here!" The Clearance Daoist snorted coldly and clapped his hands. I saw that his group of apprentices suddenly changed their moves one by one, and threw the wooden sword in their hands into the sky, and they didn't know what they had in their mouths in advance, and they sprayed it over, and the fire instantly wrapped the wooden sword.

The Pure Sky Daoist smiled and said, "Beidou punishes demons, and fires forge divine soldiers!" After speaking, he looked at the monk Zhikong provocatively, and the old monk said angrily, "Aren't you just messing around with chemistry for a few days, what's the spirit!" "Then don't be strong for some people who haven't even finished junior high school!" The longevity eyebrows of the monk Zhikong moved without wind, and the robe took off to reveal a dragon tattoo: "Old bull's nose, you want to fight!" ”

Not to be outdone, our Taoist chief threw away the dust and took off his robe, there was a tiger on his chest, the two of them were not only angry, but even the tattoos were-for-tat, it was really fate! dudu3;

"Hey, hey, hey! You guys stop for a moment, who will explain to me why you are having a party at my house, why I, the host, don't know anything about it? Wu Ying really couldn't stand this kind of farce, so he jumped out and asked. The two seemed to have found a common goal, the old monk put on his robe again, pulled Wu Yi and said cautiously, "Little donor, I see that your Yin Hall is black, you must be fascinated by evil ghosts, why don't you go to my temple and help you get rid of evil ghosts?" ”

The old Taoist also picked up the dust again, dragged Wu Yi's other hand and said, "Poor Dao still has a Yuqing rune left by Yuan Shi Tianzun in his hand, I see that I have a fate with you today, hurry up and go back with me to invite the rune, I will definitely be able to get rid of demons and subdue demons!" "The two of you, you drag me once, Wu Ill was caught in the middle and was going to be torn in half, both of them went out with a flick of their hands, one hung on the crooked neck tree, and the other hung on the wall, as for the lively outside the door, no one had already run away when they saw Wu Ill.

The apprentices and grandchildren of the two of them all ran away when they saw Wu Ai's move, and a few of them didn't forget to dismantle the ring before leaving, looking at the dress, it should be the Taoist priest's side. Wu Yi walked up to the two of them with a dark face and asked in a deep voice, "Say, what's going on, why are you having a party at my house?" The old monk probably twisted his waist, and he breathed in the cool air and said, "Little donor, you have evil ghosts in your house, so let the poor monk help you exorcise the ghosts!" ”

"Don't listen to that bald man, if you want to exorcise ghosts, you can also find my old way, my ancestor is Lord Yuan Tiangang, and that is the national teacher of the Tang Dynasty!" "Who do you say is bald!" "Whoever is bald, I say who!" When the old monk heard this, he jumped down directly from the wall, and pulled down the hood, "Lao Tzu has hair!" It's still black, don't be a hundred times stronger than you old guy! ”

The old Taoist priest also jumped down from the fork of the tree and wiped a handful on his face, "Lao Tzu is only forty years old, you are the old immortal!" The two of them scolded and tore up, and Wu said coldly: "You two are messing around, don't blame us for being rude!" The two stopped together, pointed at each other, and said in unison: "It's all him!" "Why the hell did you come to my house?" Who said my house was haunted! ”

"Someone specially invited us to the door, saying that the house is haunted, and there are always children crying and laughing in the middle of the night, but as soon as we enter the door, we can't see anything, and sometimes we can see ghost fires floating around, which is scary!" I have to say that these two people are good material for storytelling, Wu Yi was said to be creepy, but this is simply nonsense, I have lived here for several years and there is no such thing, as soon as I leave, it will be haunted, liar! (To be continued.) )