Originally, Wu Yi thought that Huang Mai would have to hold a welcome party for himself, but this grandson brought more than a dozen police cars, lined up like a train, and held a loudspeaker for grocery shopping, shouting there like in the movie: "Listen, the people on the boat, you have been surrounded, now put down your arms and surrender, you still have a chance to live, otherwise we will deal with it seriously!" The people inside ......"

This is here to greet you, it's basically to intercept terrorists Okay, Wu Ill was angry and was going to go up and fight with him, Tang Seng protected Wu Ill and persuaded: "This is in our own territory, even if it is in a foreign country, it is not our people to bully it, forget it in China, in case we leave in the future, he must not give you small shoes!" "If you let me go, I'm going to fight him to the death!" You... How did you let go? ”

Tang Seng hugged his arms and said with a lively look: "You go, I'll tell your mother that you died on the battlefield, maybe we can still see you in prison, I wish you to find a hairy gorilla as your husband!" Wu was sick and cold, stared at Tang Seng unkindly and scolded: "You don't have a good eye at all, Lao Tzu doesn't follow your wishes, so I won't make a face with him, and I'll be angry with you!" ”

Saying that, he raised his hand and went down, Huang Mei glanced at Tang Seng with a little meaning and said, "I didn't expect you to be quite wise!" Tang Seng put his hands behind his back and said proudly: "That's, I really think I'm messing with Rulai!" "After that, it will depend on you for the aunt of the neighborhood committee to make contradictions, and the province will have a meeting because of a green onion, anyway, you are also suitable for adjusting the contradictions, I am optimistic about you!" Tang Seng immediately wilted. Biquge www.biquge.info81

Wu Yi raised his hands and walked out slowly: "Hey! I'm here to give you a gift, and you welcome me like that! Huang Mai held the horn and smiled: "Didn't I hear that you came back and didn't even come home, you should thank me!" "I'll go, I haven't heard of picking people up in a police car, people don't know that I just came out of it!"

Huang Mai greeted him and walked back with Wu Ai, looking very intimate, those who don't know will think that they are best friends, but is this really the case? "Hey! Why did you come back so quickly, I just went out with my wife on my honeymoon and came back a few days, can't you let me be idle for a few days? "How can you speak, I have given you credit, you don't invite me to dinner, and you still dislike me!"

"You don't play sloppy, you won't get into any trouble again, your so-called credit is the most difficult to earn, and there should be nothing strange on your ship, don't frighten my colleague!" "Don't worry, the strange things are all put away, you can just go in and arrest people, they are all a group of pirate smugglers, and they are still poppy on the island, and I will clean them up now."

The two of them walked to the end of the convoy, and Sophia Huang Mei and others had already followed behind them, and the people on the boat were confiscated by Huang Mai's people along with the boat. Wu Yi pulled Huang Mai and said, "Get a car and send us back!" "Aren't you afraid of being misunderstood?" "You don't have to worry about the traffic lights and you're not afraid of traffic jams, I want to go home early to see my mother."

Huang Mai said with a black face: "We usually look at traffic lights, do you think you play police and bandit pursuit battles every day!" Huang Mai said this, but still opened a car door, Wu Yi and the others all got into the car, and Wu Yi sat in the co-pilot. Huang Mai started the car and said to Wu Ill: "This is the only time to go down and not take it as an example, this is for the sake of your filial piety." Wu Yi waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, I know, concentrate on driving your car!" ”

"By the way, didn't you bring some souvenirs with you when you went to Japan?" Wu Yi was shocked, but his face did not change, and he said in a flat tone: "What is there to bring, some of them are available in our country, and many of them are exported by us, I can't be stupid enough to go to a foreign country to buy things from our own country, right?" Huang Mai laughed: "What you said is reasonable, I have a relative who went to a foreign country for a few days and came back to show off to us how foreign countries are, even canned food is better than China, and brought me a bottle, I saw that it was made in Shandong, China, I really don't know why the moon in foreign countries is more round!" ”

"That's the reason, so I basically didn't bring anything, except for a change of clothes, only Huang Mei's ornaments, and the rest of the clothes were lost, the weather on the Made's Sea is really fucking fucking, and it will change!" Huang Mai said with some resentment: "I really hope you never come back, it's enough to harm others outside, my heart can't stand your surprise!" ”

Wu Yi was also familiar with him, and scolded: "!" You don't appreciate me when I send you so many smugglers, remember to give me the money when you look back! "What money?" "Reward, I don't believe there are no wanted criminals in it, besides, I not only reported it, but even people have arrested you, how much trouble has it saved you, hurry up and remember to give me cash!"

Huang Mai is obviously trying to forbear, if Sophia hadn't sat behind him, he would have slapped Wu and was sick, what kind of person is this! Wu Ill had no choice but to sprinkle his anger on the car, went down with one foot on the accelerator, and went straight to the two hundred, wanting to see Wu Ill's embarrassment, but Wu Ill said calmly: "You just drifted a second earlier, so it's easy to slip and it's not safe." ”

"You still know how to fly?" Wu Yi pouted and said: "Your skills are too scummy, go back and learn from Sophia for a few days, it will be convenient to catch thieves or something in the future, and you will be given a 20% discount for such a familiar share, and take 800 yuan!" Before I knew it, Huang Mai saw that Wu was sick and snorted angrily: "Lao Tzu can practice by himself, I don't need you to teach me a lesson!" After saying that, he ran away. Wu Yi originally wanted to keep him to drink water, but now he has saved it.

As soon as I got out of the car, I saw Xie Dong, a dead child, squatting in the corner again, but this is very strange, usually at this point he should be grinding Molian in the blackheart clinic, why is he playing with mud here today? "Xie Dong, what's going on today...""Hell!" As soon as Xie Dong saw Wu Ai, he ran away, and kept shouting that there were ghosts. “... Didn't look for Mo Lian, what the hell is this kid's nerves? ”

Forget it is purely to eat and support with these two goods, or to go home to see my mother is the right thing, a group of people went home again, I don't know why, everyone I met on the road saw Wu Yi's face changed greatly, and a few even ran away, like avoiding snakes and scorpions. Aunt Wang was chatting with Lao Wang at the door of "There's a home outside", "Hey, how are you doing?" ”

The two of them first habitually agreed to say yes, and after seeing that it was Wu Disease, Aunt Wang was worthy of chasing the old lady on three streets for a green onion, and Aunt Wang was no longer in sight after a gust of wind from Wu Illness's intuition, and Lao Wang Du was not slow, he had already entered the hotel, and was ready to lock it inside. Wu Yi knocked on the door with a dark face and shouted: "Lao Wang, you are sick, I don't have AIDS, why are you avoiding me?" ”

There was a sound of the phone unlocking inside, and then a strange song actually came, Tang Seng was stunned and said uncertainly: "Great Compassion Mantra? I heard Lao Wang muttering inside: "Lao Wu, Lao Wu, I know that I usually give you a short of two catties to stir-fry vegetables, but if you die, you will die, you should also rest in peace, if you are lonely, don't look for me, it's a big deal I'll tie a girlfriend to relieve your boredom, I will definitely send you over another day, you go quickly!" ”

Huang Mei looked at Wu Yi playfully: "Why do you feel as if you are dead?" Wu Yi waved his hand to Tang Seng with a black face, Tang Seng understood, and casually picked up two straw sticks from the ground and inserted them in the keyhole for a while, and with a sound of unlocking, Wu Yi directly pushed the door in, holding Lao Wang's collar and yelling: "You don't give Lao Tzu an explanation today, and the next minute I will start going to the grave with you!" ”

Lao Wang was already frightened and began to talk nonsense: "Old Wu, we have no grievances in the past and no hatred in the near future, you are still eating with me all the time, but I don't want a dime from you, you can't become a ghost and be ungrateful!" "What a mess, when did I die, I don't believe you touch, I have a pulse, I breathe, I have a heartbeat, why do you say I'm dead!"

"Huh? Oh, so you're not dead? Wu Yi said with a dark face: "What do you say? At this time, I heard Huang Mei say in the back: "How do you know that a ghost can't have a heartbeat and pulse, what if he is a zombie?" Lao Wang's eyes began to shake again, Wu Yi secretly dragged out the eighty-eight, and Huang Mei immediately surrendered: "Okay, let's go home first, you talk slowly!" ”

Wu Yi squatted on the stool and skillfully threw a cigarette to Lao Wang: "What the hell is going on, won't I just go out for a few months, why will I die when I come back?" Lao Wang said with palpitations: "You suddenly disappeared, everyone is worried about you, but your mother goes out every day, and there are always policemen who come to your house to wander around, we don't know what's going on.

Later, I don't know where it was rumored that there was a gangster who was put in a sack and sunk in the river, but after soaking for too long, I couldn't see who it was, and over time, some people speculated that it was you, and then it became that you peeked at other people's gangster girls to take a bath and let the family do it, I heard that you died and I drank all night's wine, and I was sad! Wu said disdainfully, "How many bottles?" "A bottle."

Wu Yi couldn't help but sigh that the gossip killed people, but this thing was also a coincidence, he just went out and had an unlucky guy hanging, although there were gangsters here, but there were still very few people born of such a terrible thing in Shenhe, Wu Yi asked Lao Wang to help clarify the fact that he was not dead, he didn't want people to think that his house was haunted, so the "no problem waste acquisition station" can't be opened?

Wu Yi walked back home, but now there were many people around his door, even Huang Mei and Tang Seng were watching at the door, and they didn't know what was going on inside, and the sound of bells and breaking the air kept coming. (To be continued.) )