Jia Xu has sharp words, and I don't know if he is really stupid or pretending to be crazy and stupid, he always makes personal attacks on others unexpectedly, so the beautiful woman decided to no longer attack him verbally, but to comprehensively suppress Jia Xu from the IQ. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The beautiful woman walked up to Binu in two steps, picked up the thick and long thing on the ground, walked to Jia Xu's side, and handed the thing to Jia Xu.

Jia Xu was a little shy, scratched his head and said, "This is not good, you gave me such an expensive gift when we met for the first time,...... You haven't brushed your teeth yet......"

The beautiful woman had a headache and said, "Didn't you just say that you were going to perform a mouth-swallowing weapon?" You have the ability to eat this! ”

Jia Xuding took a look, good guy! What this beautiful woman is holding in her hand is a good weapon, one zhang nine long, weighing one hundred and forty or fifty catties, which is exactly the Fang Tian painting halberd held by Lu Wenhou Hou when he fought Sanying in prison!

"Yara instigated ......" Jia Xu shuddered, and said cautiously: "Let's discuss, you see that this weapon is higher than me, you can do it by hanging me on it, and you want me to eat this thing......"

The beautiful woman sneered: "Cowardly? ”

Jia Xu's face suddenly changed, his spirit was shaking, and he said smugly: "You want me to eat this thing...... Of course I can do that! ”

The beautiful women are stupid, and the little girl next to her is also stupid, I have never seen such a desperate pretending to be pretending in my life.

Jia Xu took the weapon, caressed the halberd body lovingly, and flicked it lightly on the blade, making a sound of gold and iron resonating, like thousands of troops!

Jia Xu sighed: "Good weapon, good weapon!" ”

Then you have to take your head and stuff it in your mouth.

At this time, even the beautiful woman was a little unbearable, and asked tentatively: "If you don't let this go in advance, this palace will believe you......"

Jia Xu snorted coldly: "What kind of person do you think of Xu?" If you pretend to be better, you have to finish it with tears, this is a man! ”

The little girl next to her had little stars in her eyes, and her heart was full of deer, she only felt that there was no more male person in this world than Jia Xu, and she seemed to be hopelessly in love with him!

But the beautiful woman only felt that this was a hopelessly stupid fool, of course, she guessed it.

Jia Xu opened his mouth widely, and he really stuffed the entire halberd body into his mouth, and there was a stick poked outside his mouth that was about to pierce the sky, and the whole person wore a stick, looking like a human-shaped feather duster.

The little girl Binu was swollen with her little hands on the side, if it weren't for the backyard of the deep palace, she would definitely have jumped up and applauded by now.

And Huang Niangniang's eyes flashed with a cold light, and her right hand secretly touched the hilt of the sword on her waist, and quietly pulled out the soft sword wrapped around her waist!

At this time, Jia Xu shouted: "The highest level of juggling in the southern school!" Swallow the Fang Tian painting halberd! ”

Jia Xu stuffed the stick outside into his mouth desperately with both hands like stuffing rags, and the horror was that the halberd body that was four feet long was actually stuffed into it like Jia Xu!

Huang Niangniang shuddered, and quietly let go of the hilt of the sword with her right hand.

The little girl Binu's eyes turned into red hearts, and she ran in front of Jia Xu in two steps, looked up, and worshipped: "You are so powerful!" Binu likes you so much, I like you so much! ”

Jia Xu turned pale and made a cold look: "Call me an official!" ”

Binu laughed happily and said, "Official! …… What does that mean? ”

Jia Xu didn't explain much, just looked at Huang Niangniang smugly, and said proudly: "Xu is standing here today, not to prove to you that the southern acrobatics are stronger than the northern acrobatics, but to tell everyone that for the sake of life, I can bear it, but insulting Chinese kung fu is just not good!" ”

Huang Niangniang looked confused, and the little girl next to her looked at Jia Xu with admiration.

Jia Xu sneered: "Are you convinced?" ”

Huang Niangniang didn't know what to say, so she nodded subconsciously.

Jia Xu smiled slightly, stopped his waist and hugged Binu: "Ding Li, I will take Cheng Cheng away, remember, reform well in prison and strive for leniency!" ”

Huang Niangniang nodded confusedly.

Jia Xu saw that people were so upright, and he didn't embarrass others anymore, he looked up to the sky and roared, turned into an afterimage, and returned with beauty.

Tonight not only let the world know Chinese kung fu, but also got the heart of a little beauty, it was really worth the trip......

Jia Xu sighed like this, but then scratched his head: "By the way, it seems that Xu didn't come here tonight to do this...... Forget it, I made ...... anyway"

So, when Jia Xu took the little girl back from the dog hole, and saw Liu Shuxian cooking dog meat hot pot, Jia Xu proudly showed off to Liu Shuxian: "Xiaoliu, let me tell you, tonight my national division has won glory for the country, look at it, this is the trophy ......"

Jia Xu pointed at the little girl Binu, but found that the little girl was squatting next to the cauldron, wiping her tears with Liu Shuxian's leftover bones......

"Huh? What are you crying about? If you like to eat dog meat, there is still one in the pot, if you think I am dirty, kill one now, there are thousands of dogs here......" Liu Shuxian gnawed on the bones while speaking indistinctly: "National teacher, don't be polite, come and taste it together." ”

Jia Xu was as good as a stream, squatted down and picked up a piece of meat, stuffed it in his mouth, and exclaimed: "It tastes good, I ate a whole Fang Tian painting halberd just now, but I choked to death, this dog meat is really delicious." ”

Liu Shuxian said curiously: "Fang Tian painting halberd? What are you eating that for...... How do you eat it? ”

Jia Xu was also strange, thought for a long time, and replied, "Yes...... The blade was bigger than the head, and I didn't chew it when I ate it......

Liu Shuxian sniffed and waved her hand: "The national teacher is bragging again." ”

Jia Xu is not happy about this, he has been pretending to be pretending for a lifetime, and the most annoying thing is that someone says that he brags!

Jia Xu snorted and said, "You don't believe it? But there are tainted witnesses, little girl, you ...... Ay? Why do you think that? I was scared to see it, and the deer crashed into ......"

Binu glared at Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian angrily, shook off Jia Xu's pig hand, and said angrily: "Why are you so cruel! The dog is so cute, how can you eat it ruthlessly! This dog is still my own...... Woowoo woo ......"

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian looked at each other.

Liu Shuxian subconsciously chewed the dog meat in her mouth.

Now the little girl cried even louder: "You! …… You stinky bitch still eats! You're still eating my baby! ”

Liu Shuxian's stomach was a little uncomfortable: "It's like I ate your son......"

The little girl was crying on the ground: "It's my son, it's Binu's son!" You're the bad guys! You're all bad guys! ”

Jia Xu pointed to the thousands of earth dogs watching from the sidelines and said, "Look, the real parents are not unhappy, so you don't have to make trouble......

Where is the little girl willing to comply, and said angrily: "They are willing? Then let them say it! ”

Jia Xule was happy, his fingertips flashed with golden light, and he lightly tapped the two earth dogs not far away, and then, these two earth dogs really spoke......

One of the taller earth dogs nodded and said, "I am Wangcai's father, and I agree with this gentleman and this girl to eat my son." ”

The slightly shorter earth dog also nodded: "I am Wangcai's mother, my wife means what I mean, we all welcome the national teacher and Miss Liu to eat Wangcai." ”

Binu was stupid, rubbed his eyes vigorously, covered his ears again, and said unbelievingly: "You ...... You actually spoke...... Again, Binu didn't hear clearly...... How can you ...... You must be lying to people......"

The dog father was a little impatient and said, "Not only us, but even Wangcai is voluntarily eaten, why does the little girl like to be nosy?" ”

The little girl collapsed, snorting, wiping her tears and drilling from the dog hole to the palace, and said cruel words as she ran: "You wait, Binu is going to find Brother Chang to arrest you, and you all have to pay for Binu's prosperity......"

Liu Shuxian looked at Jia Xu and said, "Who is Brother Chang?" ”

Jia Xu was also stunned, shook his head and said, "I don't know, maybe it's a cook...... Saying...... Me and her are blowing it......"

Liu Shuxian nodded and said, "You ate other people's sons, and you still expect people to make you small?" ”

Jia Xu glared at Liu Shuxian angrily: "You killed the dog, okay!" I'm just going to take a bite! No, you'll have to pay for it when you go back tonight, or you'll hang yourself next to your bedside table and get you into a lawsuit......"

Before Jia Xu finished speaking, he was pressed to the ground by Liu Shuxian and punched and kicked......

Jia Xuqiang struggled to get up, and said unwillingly: "The inflatable wow that I got in my hand just flew away, I feel distressed!" …… No way! I'm going back to the 38th line again! ”

Liu Shuxian was unhappy: "You just let me wait here?" ”

Jia Xu snorted coldly: "Don't you eat it, thousands of earth dogs are enough for you to eat for a year." ”

After that, Jia Xu took out a dead sparrow from his arms, threw it to Liu Shuxian and said, "Add a dish for you, I'll come when I go." ”

Liu Shuxian was right when she thought about it, anyway, she had nothing to do when she went back now, so she went with Jia Xu and continued to eat meat in the pot.

Jia Xu drilled back from the dog hole two or three times, thought about it for a long time, and decided to go to Huang Niangniang to ask for directions first, most of the night in the dark lights, if he accidentally got lost, then what should I do, according to Jia Xu's estimate, if he woke up the night wandering god again, it is estimated that he will be unkind to himself.

Jia Xu acted like the wind, and before he ran two steps, he caught up with Binu who was wiping tears and snotty, Jia Xu thought to himself, this little girl almost became his own 306th aunt, and it can be regarded as having a fate with himself, so when he passed by the little girl, Jia Xu grabbed it with his hand, put the little girl on his shoulder, and flew with her.

The little girl is sad and flows backwards, and a black shadow here tied herself with a "wow" sound, and the little girl was frightened at that time, and she didn't dare to move on Jia Xu's shoulder, who had seen the flower thief in the palace? Maybe he's still a flower picker, how scary is this!

Jia Xu looked strangely at Binu, who was still moving on his shoulder, and asked strangely: "Didn't you still want to pay for the life of that earth dog just now, why don't you cry or make trouble now?" ”

As soon as Jia Xu said this, the little girl heard the doorway, and she was not afraid, and shouted angrily at Jia Xu: "Executioner! Flower thief! Bad guys! Let me go down, I knew you weren't a good person, don't think you're Huang Niangniang's concubine! My eldest brother kills you like a chicken......"

Jia Xu said depressedly: "Yes, you shouldn't talk too much, you still call me Brother Fairy when you come......"

was so noisy all the way, Jia Xu finally brought the little girl back to Huang Niangniang's bedroom.