Chapter 041: Lady
Not to mention, the old driver is extraordinary, Jia Xu is racing all the way, thundering and lightning, if he stays in modern times, twelve points can be deducted for him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
I don't know if Jia Xu was lucky, or the guards on duty in the palace were lazy, Jia Xu didn't even see a patrol all the way, although this is a good thing, but Jia Xu is still a little worried......
After running for a long time, Jia Xu really couldn't help it, he had prepared so many ways to hide his whereabouts, but he thought that it would finally come in handy today, but it turned out that in such a large palace, not a single big-headed soldier was seen, but the earth dog had encountered thousands......
I can't bear it!
Jia Xu thought about it, stopped, and shouted loudly: "Is there anyone!!??? Anyone!!??? There are assassins here! I'm an Assassin! Come on!! ”
Jia Xu shouted for a long time, his voice was hoarse, and he found that there was no sound around him, and he couldn't even see a ghost.
Jia Xu hesitated for a moment, thinking about whether to give the palace a war letter tomorrow, let them be on strict guard at night, and then come back to pretend.
Originally, Jia Xu really thought so, and he was indeed going to do so, but when he thought of walking so far when he came here, it seemed that he was a bit of a disadvantage.
So Jia Xu scratched his head and decided to find someone to ask for directions.
Who to look for? There is no one in the middle of the night, and the land and mountain gods can't enter the palace, let alone the city god, and this is not the case at this time.
Jia Xu looked around, his eyes were shining, and he finally found someone who could ask!
Jia Xu took out a slingshot from his arms, yes, it was the one that knocked Nezha down at the beginning, aimed at a bag of bird's nests in the palace tree, and shot it out with a bang.
After a muffled thud, a sparrow fell from the tree.
Jia Xu happily ran over and pinched the sparrow's neck with his hand, and suddenly, something magical happened, and the sparrow actually spoke: "...... The murderer, the murderer is ...... Belch! ”
it!
Jia Xu was stunned, and rescued the poor little sparrow, but the result was obvious, no one could save what Jia Xu killed with his own hands......
Jia Xu said in frustration: "You finished talking before you died!" No, no...... I don't want to ask who the murderer is, the murderer is me, what else do you want to ask! …… It's really no one in the middle of the night, so what can I do......"
Suddenly, Jia Xu was suddenly stunned.
In the middle of the night?
How to forget this stubble!
Jia Xu hurriedly put the sparrow on the ground again, pinched a trick in his hand casually, and read: "Night wandering god!" Come quickly, and listen to me! ”
Jia Xu recited the recipe for five minutes, but there was still no movement.
Jia Xu was full of black lines, pressed the sparrow's nostrils with his fingers, pinched the sparrow's mouth, and read: "Night wandering god!" Night Wanderer! Night Wanderer!! ”
This time it worked, as soon as Jia Xu's voice fell, the sparrow in Jia Xu's hand suddenly struggled violently, and Jia Xu's hand loosened, and the sparrow, which was obviously dead, opened its wings and flew into the sky again!
The sparrow spat out and scolded Jia Xu: "Who are you!? Dare to disturb this god!? ”
Jia Xu said with a dead face: "You were sleeping just now, right?" When it's time for you to be on duty at night, you actually slack off? When your unit system is complete, you will have to be laid off sooner or later! ”
The sparrow was startled: "Really? ”
Jia Xu snorted coldly: "If I lie to you, I won't be surnamed Wang!" ”
Ye You was startled, and said secretly: "What a poisonous oath, is he really a little bit unsuccessful?" ”
Jia Xu didn't give Ye Youshen a chance to continue to think carefully, and hummed: "Let me ask you, why is this palace so deserted, Xu has been sneaking in for a long time, why haven't you seen a single patrol?" ”
The night wandering god secretly wrote down the name 'Wang Xu', and said with a smile: "The great god doesn't know, the merchant has a new beauty called Daji, and he loves her in every way, and now this harem has not been here for many days, the king has snubbed the thousands of beauties in the harem, and the guards naturally know that they are good luck and avoid evil, and please Daji, but it is not that this harem is unguarded, but they all went to Shouxian Palace to protect the safety of the king and Daji...... Ay? By the way, the great god, you ran to the harem in the middle of the night......"
Jia Xu snorted: "Presumptuous! Do you have to get your approval if you want to have fun? This harem is opened by your family? Don't talk nonsense, let's talk about where is the Shouxian Palace? ”
The night wandering god was scolded by Jia Xu, and he was not angry, so he deliberately pointed in the wrong direction and said: "The great god just keeps moving forward, don't turn around!" ”
The Night Wandering God closed his eyes and left the sparrow's body, and the sparrow lost its spirit and fell to the ground and became a corpse.
Jia Xu felt a little pity, so he stuffed the sparrow in his arms and prepared to add a bowl of sparrow soup tomorrow morning.
Jia Xu rampaged in the direction of the Night Wandering God, and after walking for a while, he hit a wall, and he was already dead.
Jia Xu frowned and thought: "That night you god said don't turn around, but now it's a dead end, how can I move forward, could it be that the god Mao is lying to me?" …… But he's a god, how can he deceive people......"
So Jia Xu decided to move on!
Jia Xu clasped his hands together, silently recited the mantra, turned his palms into claws, and poked a hole in the barrier in front of him in two or three strokes, and when the dust settled in front of him, Jia Xu wiped the sweat on his forehead: "Fortunately, I went to Lanxiang to learn excavator technology back then, otherwise I would have to hit the wall today...... Ay? Hello beauty! ”
Jia Xu was familiar with the palace beauties who suddenly appeared in front of him: "Are you also here to have fun in the harem?" What a coincidence, do you know where Shouxian Palace is? I haven't seen it for a long time......"
The beautiful woman in the palace costume was stupid, and said angrily: "Who are you? Dare to trespass into the harem? ”
Jia Xu said disdainfully: "Didn't you also sneak in and talk about me?" ”
The beautiful woman in the palace was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "You destroyed the door wall of my palace, broke into my palace and spread wildness, and dare to talk nonsense!?" ”
The beautiful woman's hand shook, and she didn't know where to find a sword, and stabbed it towards Jia Xu.
Although Jia Xu has divine powers, he is not easy to bully a woman, and it just so happens that his supernatural powers have not been eliminated, Jia Xu turned his hands into claws, pinched the sword with one hand, and grabbed the chest of the beautiful woman with the other hand, and shouted: "Food excavator!" ”
The beautiful woman was angry: "Shameless! ”
Having said that, this shameless trick is also very effective, the persecuted beauty had to retreat to prevent Jia Xu's groping pig hand, but the sword was held by Jia Xu's fleshy palm, and she couldn't move, so she had no choice but to let go and retreat to the distance and stare at Jia Xu angrily.
Jia Xu sighed with some regret: "What are you running, there are still many stunts that have not been performed, how can you see clearly when you stand so far away?" ”
The beautiful woman was shocked, and secretly said that this person is sneaky but strong in martial arts, invulnerable, listening to his tone, could it be that there is a trick? It's just that now that he has lost his weapon, he may not be his opponent, so he might as well stabilize him first, and then act at the opportunity, so he asked: "What kind of stunt, you might as well use it to see!" ”
Jia Xu has this bad problem in his life, he can't stand the praise, a big beauty is so adored that she hopes that she can perform an earth-shattering juggling, how can she not pretend? If you don't pretend to compare, what's the point of living?
Jia Xu laughed, threw the sword in his hand into the sky, and startled the beautiful woman, thinking that Jia Xu was finally going to do it, but only to see Jia Xu squatting in place, with his head raised and his mouth open, shouting: "Look at it!" This is the secret of the southern school's juggling - swallowing the sword! ”
The beautiful woman's mouth opened slightly, and her face was full of shock to see the sword falling from the sky, slashing over Jia Xu's chin, and stabbing Jia Xu's chest with a thud!
"Oops!"
Jia Xu covered her chest and rolled on the ground in pain, but the beautiful woman looked at the sword that was shattered into pieces of rotten iron on the ground in shock!
It was originally the sword that his brother asked for from Guanyin in the South China Sea, which was indestructible, but it could break the evil in the world, and now the sword stabbed this person's chest and was broken...... No! It was shattered!!
The beautiful woman became more and more frightened, and secretly said that who was this person, and even the fairy treasure couldn't poke him!
Jia Xu finally relieved himself at this time, blowing the wind towards his chest, and said angrily: "It was an on-the-spot accident just now, not a technical error, it doesn't count, it doesn't count!" Do you have any weapons there? Borrow it again to play tricks! ”
The beautiful woman's eyes turned, and she already had a plan in her heart, and shouted towards the house: "Binu! Come out! ”
After a while, a little girl about twelve or thirteen years old trotted over here: "Niangniang forgive me, why did you rest so early today?" The slave maid hasn't boiled hot water yet...... Yes!!! Who are you? How did you break in!? ”
The beautiful woman scolded: "Panic, what kind of system? ”
The maidservant girl was taken in the majesty of the beautiful woman, but she was reluctant to make promises, but she inevitably thought in her heart: "Could it be that because the king has not been fortunate for many days, the mother can't bear it, so she finds a good friend from outside the palace?" Ah! Now I've discovered my mother's secret, don't kill me! ”
The beautiful woman didn't care about the maid's thoughts, but shouted, "Go and fetch my brother's weapon!" ”
Binu was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "Could it be that this man is not only in line with his mother's feelings, but also like-minded?" ”
Thinking so in his heart, his legs were not idle, and after answering, Binu trotted away in front of him, and only Jia Xu and the beautiful woman were left on the scene, and for a while, the atmosphere was a little delicate.
Jia Xu only had the time to look at the surrounding furnishings and environment at this time, it didn't matter, but Jia Xu suddenly found that the painting style here was completely different from the harem, and the specifications should be quite classy, but the decoration was really a mess, except for a large vacant lot and a few pots of flowers and plants, there was nothing.
Jia Xu asked suspiciously, "Where is this?" Is there a playground in the harem too? ”
The beautiful woman was displeased, but she didn't dare to reprimand: "Rude!" Raved! This is the residence of the main palace! ”
Jia Xu let out an 'oh', looked carefully at the beautiful woman's dress, nodded and said, "When you say that, it's really a bit similar, and it doesn't have any taste." ”
The beautiful woman frowned slightly: "This palace was born in the gate, and I like to practice martial arts, could it be that the wind and snow are the taste, and the sword and sword shadow are considered inferior?" ”
Jia Xu nodded and said seriously: "Yes!" ”
The beautiful woman was choked by Jia Xu and kept silent angrily.
Jia Xu continued to chat with the beautiful woman with great interest: "Although you don't have much taste in what you wear, but the materials you use are top-notch, so you seem to have a bit of status in the palace." ”
At this time, the little maid Binu also trotted over with a long and thick thing, and when she heard this, she was immediately unhappy, and retorted: "What do you mean by a little status? My Huang Niangniang is in the harem, one person is above 10,000 people, it is Queen Jiang who also gives my mother three points, what are you, and you dare to say nonsense? ”
The beautiful woman was shocked, for fear that this would annoy the wicked person in front of her.
Unexpectedly, Jia Xu didn't seem to care about this, but asked strangely: "Huang Niangniang?" What does it have to do with Huang Feihu? ”
Binu grinned, revealing two little tiger teeth: "Even if you still have some knowledge, General Huang Feihu is my mother's brother!" ”
Jia Xu nodded: "It turned out to be your eldest son, you look quite young, you were ignorant when you were a child, and you were deceived by the bastard King Xu, so you ......"
"Poof......
The little girl was stupid, and was deeply shocked by Jia Xu's common sense.
The beautiful woman gritted her teeth and said angrily: "Huang Feihu is my brother, you don't want to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and insult my brother!" ”
Jia Xu was scolded and bloody, and whispered: "Who asked you to say brother, Xu still thought you gave birth to twins, and the eldest one was Huang Feihu......