Chapter 035: Concubine Xuan
Jia Xu bared Bai Sensen's teeth and sneered: "If you old bald donkey can catch Xu's three punches and two kicks, maybe you won't be beaten to death?" ā
Shi Jiabao gasped, and hurriedly echoed: "The national teacher is for the country, the people, and the people of the world, how can there be no reason to follow the steamed bun!?" Needless to say, the poor monk is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, and he also has to accompany the national teacher back to the Three Kingdoms to fight against Zhuge Wuhou who dares to offend the national teacher! ā
Jia Xu frowned, and said unhappily: "Call me a military teacher!" ā
Shi Jiabao nodded again and again: "Good military advisor!" ā
Jia Xu nodded with satisfaction, and glanced at Li Yuanba, Golden-winged Dapeng and others, only to be so frightened that the four of them gave their hands and complimented them again and again: "The military advisor has unparalleled strategies, punches dogs, kicks pig brothers, is invincible in the world, and is undefeated!" ā
Jia Xu listened much more comfortably now, and then turned his head to look at Liu Shuxian pitifully and said, "Xiaoliu, do you say that what they said is right!" ā
The hearts of Shi Jiabao and the others are broken, this special treatment is too far behind!
Liu Shuxian smiled and hugged Jia Xu by the waist, and said with a smile: "Jia Junshi's strategy is unparalleled, and he is invincible in the world, but I still think the national teacher is better!" ā
Jia Xu's soul was rubbed by the two balls of meat, and he nodded again and again, and said in a daze: "Okay, good!" Since Concubine Ai likes the national teacher, then she is the national teacher! Who dares to shout in the future, see if you don't break his doglegs! ā
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Jia Xu's mood was relaxed, and he couldn't wait to ask Shi Jiabao: "Bald, then how can we go back to the Three Kingdoms now?" Emperor Tread Peak has been stepped on by my mother-in-law, and the crossing point cannot be used, do you know where else we can travel back to the Three Kingdoms? ā
Shi Jiabao had a headache and said: "The Buddha realm of the poor monk only seeks to ferry people, not to take private work, and many affairs within the Three Realms are managed by the Heavenly Court!" ā
Jia Xu was disappointed: "Huh? Then don't we still have to go to Lingshan first, and then ask for directions before we can go to Heavenly Court? ā
Liu Shuxian poked Jia Xu's shoulder and said strangely: "Didn't we come from Kunlun Mountain when we came?" Then why don't we go directly to Kunlun Mountain now? ā
Jia Xu shook his head helplessly and said, "No, those crossing points can only be used before the Heavenly Court is established, and even if we go to Kunlun Mountain now, it is impossible to find the Kunlun Dojo......"
Shi Jiafu nodded, and echoed: "Yes, the original framework of the Heavenly Court was taken directly from the Kunlun Dojo, after the gods, the Jade Emperor used supreme mana to ingest Kunlun Mountain into the Heavenly Palace, as a heavy heavenly gate, and now when we go to Kunlun Mountain, at most we can only find some broken walls, and there is no way to find the way to heaven." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Jia Xu scratched his head in boredom, and sighed: "Forget it, let's let that pig and monkey jump for two days, and then it's not too late to go back after we solve the matter here!" ā
It's too late, it's fast, Jia Xu's voice hasn't fallen, and the scene has changed suddenly!
Countless white-clothed women flew towards Jia Xu and the others from all directions, each holding a sword in their hands, and they didn't need to think about it to know that the person who came was not good!
Jia Xu inexplicably poked the release of the bun and said, "Jia Bao, is this the entertainment program you arranged?" The girls are pretty and beautiful, but my wife is still here......"
Shi Jiabao was deeply shocked by Jia Xu's IQ, how much sperm did he have to have this idea when he was assassinated?
Without waiting for the release of the steamed bun and scolding, the woman in white who flew to the front with light skills had already reported to her home, and shouted crisply: "Cihang Jingzhai catches the demon girl, and the idle people retreat as soon as possible!" ā
Enchantress?
Jia Xu looked left and right inexplicably: "Where is the demon girl?" I have long heard that the ancient demon girls are of high quality......"
Liu Shuxian, who was holding Jia Xu, sighed helplessly, pointed to herself and said: "National teacher, have you forgotten, I told you that I once stepped on the emperor peak in a fit of anger, since they are the women of Cihang Jingzhai, they naturally came to me to seek revenge!" ā
When Jia Xu heard this, Le's snot bubbles came out, and he pointed at Liu Shuxian and laughed: "I never thought that the demon girl also had a bad appearance, hahaha......"
Liu Shuxian punched Jia Xu in the face, and said angrily: "Laugh at you big watermelon!" ā
Jia Xu, who had dark circles under his eyes, rubbed his eyes pitifully, turned his head and immediately became furious, stretched out his right hand, and transformed Fang Tian's halberd, dancing with a water splash!
Shi Jiabao didn't look good, and hurriedly hugged the golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba tightly, and shouted: "Yuanba! Mother-in-law! You must hold Li Mi and Zhai Rang tightly...... Groove !! ā
Before Shi Jiabao finished speaking, the Fang Tian painting halberd that was constantly waving in Jia Xu's hand had already been centered on Jia Xu, rolling up a huge tornado!
Even if there was a release of the bun dragging it, the golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba and others were constantly swaying by this tornado, and they were unstable on their feet!
Not to mention those Cihang Jingzhai women who didn't have divine power, they didn't even have time to react, they were already sucked in by the tornado, and they were swept into the sky and kept spinning in circles!
Dozens of white-clothed beauties were blown by tornadoes in the sky and their clothes were almost broken, how spectacular is the scene?
Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian, a pair of dog men and women, watched happily below, and Liu Shuxian even laughed and applauded: "Hurry up!" Faster! ā
Madame has a life, how can Jia Xu not follow the reason, without saying a word, the heavenly painting halberd above his hand danced three points faster!
At this time, even the release of the bun was a little untenable, and he shouted again and again: "National teacher! Hurry up and get the supernatural powers! If you continue to dance, the poor monk can only take his uncle and Yuanba to the west first! ā
When Jia Xu heard this, he remembered that he still had such a burden around him, but if he really wanted to go to Xitian, he had to find him to lead the way.
Jia Xu pursed his lips, and swayed around a few more times with a reluctant face, before he took Fang Tian's halberd back and thudged it into the ground.
As Jia Xu stopped dancing the Fang Tian Painting Halberd, the tornado finally subsided, and countless disheveled young and beautiful women fell to the ground one after another, the people with bare hands and long legs and white flowers were dazzling, and the sword weapon Ping Pong fell to the ground.
Jia Xu was not moved by the beauty at all, walked forward with a cold snort, picked a young woman who looked like a leader, and asked, "Are you laughing at my mother-in-law for being born black and ugly?" ā
The woman who was questioned by Jia Xu turned pale, but she said with a backbone: "Phew! If you want to kill, you will kill, and the demon will not say much! ā
Jia Xu's eyes rolled, his face changed in an instant, he touched the woman's cheek in a daze, and said with a cheap smile: "Poor Dao won't kill you, Poor Dao...... I will love you so much...... Hahahaha......"
Jia Xu's face did not intimidate the woman who took the lead, but seemed to calm her mood.
Ignoring Jia Xu's teasing, the woman said lightly with an expressionless face: "Concubine Xuan's body is just a skin, if you like it, it's okay to take it yourself, but you demon way, if you want to use this method to force Concubine Xuan to submit, it is absolutely impossible!" ā
As soon as these words came out, the rest of the women responded one after another: "Not bad! When I came to seek revenge on that demon girl today, I didn't think about going back alive! If you want to kill, you will kill, our disciples of Cihang Jingzhai have no bad seeds! ā
Looking at the woman in front of her who closed her eyes and begged for death, as if she really couldn't do anything to her to make her lose her temper, Jia Xu fell into deep thought.
I looked at this woman carefully, but I saw that this woman was like Luo Shen again, so beautiful that it made people feel refreshed, beautiful like a breeze, this kind of beauty, incomparable, natural beauty like a hibiscus in clear water.
After crossing the endless plane, I don't know how many thousands of years of life the old ghost Jia Xu will naturally not be confused by this beauty, throughout the ages, although her beauty has stood at the peak of the mundane, but it is not the only one.
Not to mention, it was Shen Luoyan, who had just been knocked out by the golden-winged Dapeng some time ago, and she was not inferior to her in terms of appearance alone, and the immortal aura that was originally the heir of Cihang Jingzhai was above the mundane, and was also blown away by the tornado that Jia Xu had just rolled out.
Jia Xu pondered not the appearance of Concubine Xuan, but the name......
Jia Xu frowned and pondered: "Senior concubine...... Concubine Xuan...... Sounds familiar......"
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Jia Xu's mind, and he pointed to the senior concubine and said loudly: "Xu remembered!" You are one of the famous beautiful duos in the Legend of Double Dragons of the Tang Dynasty who take pleasure in deceiving innocent young men, Concubine Xuan! Right! Ha ha! Why does it sound so familiar! It turns out that you are still the heroine! Fortunately, fortunately! ā
Concubine Xuan was stunned by Jia Xu's startle, and said in confusion: "How can Concubine Xuan ever deceive others...... A duo? Who else is that? ā
Jia Xu's originally smiling expression was stumped by Concubine Xuan's question, to be honest, after living for so long, who still remembers the novel books that he secretly read in class when he was studying before!
Jia Xu scratched his head in pain and said intermittently: "Xu remember...... It seems that he doesn't like to wear shoes...... It seems to be called Yang Mi, or something......"
"Poof!"
Others can't understand this, can Shi Jiabao still not understand, Jia Xu's sentence almost made Shi Jiabao laugh.
Jia Xu was not happy, and angrily pointed at the bun and said, "Old bald donkey, you are smiling barrenly!" Do you remember what you said, and you still dare to watch the jokes of your own division? ā
Shi Jiabao couldn't help but smile and nodded again and again: "National teacher, there is another one who is the Holy Maiden of the Demon Gate-Wanwan!" ā
Jia Xu scratched his head strangely and said, "Why is there still a place name here?" Quite patriotic, this man! ā
Shi Jiabao's cold sweat came down, and he was deeply embarrassed by Jia Xu's IQ and said: "National teacher, it's the silk next to the skein, not the treasure island, what are you thinking about all day long......"
"What!?"
Jia Xu was shocked: "It turns out that the word is pronounced 'wan'!" I used to read 'guan' all the time when I was in school! I said that as soon as I told them to take care of it, they laughed at me for being an idiot! ā