Chapter 036: I'm going to go head-to-head with you!
Jia Xu's chat here was hot, and the concubine who was sitting on the ground was stunned, but she probably seemed to understand, these people really had something to do with the Demon Gate!
And this generation of Demon Gate Holy Maiden is a woman named Wanwan!
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Now there are only two or three kittens left in Cihang Jingzhai, and Master Fan Qinghui was also trampled to death by the dark-skinned big-breasted woman.
Finally, at this most critical time, Shi Feixuan broke through the bottleneck of Cihang's sword code and reached the realm of sword heart!
When she opened her eyes again, Shi Fei Xuan felt as if the whole world was different, but before Shi Fei Xuan could take a closer look, she was suddenly flashed by a dazzling golden light.
Concubine Xuan squinted cautiously and tentatively looked towards the golden light.
But it doesn't matter if you look at it, it almost shattered the Sword Heart Tongming Realm that Shi Feixuan had just completed!
The concubine opened her mouth wide, and looked blankly at Shi Jiabao, who was talking to Jia Xu not far away, and the golden-winged Dapeng beside him!
Obviously, the two of them are still like that, but now in the eyes of the concubine, what they see is a six-zhang golden Buddha! Pity looking down on all things in the world!
On the shoulders of the Buddha, there is a giant eagle with golden wings and golden eyes! The eagle's eyes are sharp, as if there is endless majesty!
Shi Fei Xuan, who is familiar with Buddhist allusions, naturally understands what she sees!
This is clearly the golden body of the Western Heaven and the Buddha Protector Garuda!
The concubine was shocked, rubbed her eyes in disbelief, and hurriedly opened her eyes again!
But this time, the golden Buddha is no more, the golden eagle is gone, and in the eyes of the concubine, there is only an ordinary world left, a plain and real life......
Shi Feixuan felt disappointed, but she didn't feel disappointed, she knew that the realm of the sword heart was broken again, and now she couldn't even reach the realm of the sword godlessness.
But for some reason, Concubine Xuan didn't regret it at all, and there was only boundless tranquility and peace in her heart.
Looking at the fearless appearance of the concubine, Jia Xu was really a little curious, pointed to Liu Shuxian behind her, and said strangely: "Hey! Concubine Xuan, what do you think? My mother-in-law can level the emperor with one foot, and you have dozens of stinky fish and rotten shrimp...... Oh, I'm sorry, just think it's a mermaid, you dozens of mermaids just want to be blind and won't run to death again? ā
Without waiting for the concubine to answer, there were neat footsteps in the distance again, and countless monks arrived from all directions with monk sticks in hand, surrounding Jia Xu and others, just a big monk in a robe, pacing out of the monks, proclaiming the Buddha's name, and saying loudly: "Amitabha!" Poor monk smart! The rescue is late, and I hope that all the fairies will forgive their sins! ā
Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, sneered twice, pointed at the group of monks, and whispered towards Shi Jiabao: "Jiabao, look, there are hundreds of bald donkeys here!" But they don't have as much light as your head! Ha ha! ā
Shi Jiabao's old face turned dark, if he hadn't thought that he couldn't beat Jia Xu, he would have conjured up a six-zhang golden body and beat him out of his.
Pacing to Concubine Xuan's side, asking about Concubine Xuan's injury, and after confirming that it was okay, Master Wisdom raised his head and folded his hands towards Jia Xu and said, "The Taoist is polite." ā
Jia Xu then remembered that he was still pretending to be a Taoist priest, so he hurriedly made a decent look and replied: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! The master is courteous! ā
Zhizhi nodded slightly, maybe he thought that Jia Xu was a reasonable person, maybe he was just deceived by the big-breasted demon girl.
So the wisdom master saluted again and said, "Amitabha, do you know how much murder the woman behind you has committed?" ā
Jia Xu nodded as a matter of course and said, "I know, hundreds of deaths have been made!" Who let that group of Bichi call her ugly and laugh at her big breasts! It's shameless! ā
The intelligent master was stunned for a moment, and felt that something seemed to be wrong, but he still continued to persuade: "Since the Taoist chief knows, it's good, that demon girl has committed a heinous murder, I meditate on Zen Buddhism to dispatch hundreds of monks and soldiers today, just to bring her down, and I hope that the Taoist chief will make it convenient, don't be obsessed anymore!" ā
Jia Xu stabbed Shi Jiabao, who was pretending to be deaf and dumb, with his arm, and whispered: "Jiabao, these are all your little cubs, you don't care?" ā
Shi Jiabao said helplessly: "National teacher, poor monks are all old antiques hundreds of years ago, people go to tea and cool, and it may not be easy to speak...... Besides, they may not know the poor monks! ā
Jia Xu thinks about it, as the so-called three years of not coming to the door, it is not a kiss, and now that Shi Jiabao has been away from home for hundreds of years, it is indeed unrealistic to want to climb the relationship again.
So Jia Xu stretched out his hands and blocked in front of Liu Shuxian, and hummed: "Old bald donkey, if you don't let you go, what should you do?" ā
The intelligent master's face froze, he took two steps back slightly, beckoned, and shouted: "No anger, no stupidity, no greed, no fear!" ā
As soon as the intelligent master's voice fell, four monks with tigers and bears walked out from behind him, with a stick in their hands, and shouted in unison: "The disciple is here!" ā
The wisdom master closed his eyes and proclaimed the Buddha's voice: "Amitabha! Slay the demons! ā
"Order!"
With the order of the intelligent master, the four protectors of Buddhism danced their weapons one after another and rushed towards Jia Xu!
When Concubine Shi saw that something was wrong, she hurriedly exclaimed: "Let's do it slowly!" ā
But it's already late, the four protectors have already handed over to Jia Xu, and it's hard to separate you from me!
Jia Xu fought the four protectors alone empty-handed, but he seemed to be at ease and did not fall behind at all!
Seeing this, the intelligent master who was watching the battle from the sidelines sneered: "The demon path really has some means, listen to my orders, set up the formation!" ā
The four Dharma Protector monks all took back their weapons, surrounded Jia Xu in the middle, and stared at Jia Xu with fierce eyes.
But what kind of character Jia Xu is, he is not false at all, he patted his chest and shouted: "You want to bluff me!" Let you see the drunken fist of the poor road! ā
After shouting, Jia Xu turned his head and shouted at Shi Jia Bao: "Jia Bao! Played! ā
Released the bun, the monk's robe flicked, his bare shoulders, patted his fat belly rhythmically, and sang: "I am shaking and shaking, like a wave!" Full of grievances, I laughed! I'm one foot low and one foot high......"
The four protectors were taken aback by the release of the bun, and thought that they were doing some kind of demon law, so they hurriedly struck first, and stabbed the villain sticks in their hands in the major points on Jia Xu's body!
succeeded in the blow, but he didn't hear Jia Xu shouting pain, but his face became redder and redder! It's like drinking!
Just when the four Dharma protectors looked at each other and didn't know what to do, Jia Xu suddenly hiccuped and looked up to the sky happily and roared: "It doesn't hurt at all!! ā
"Lu Dongbin! Drunk and powerful! ā
Jia Xu turned around and knocked out Bu Zhi with one punch.
"Tie Guan Li! Knee-spinning elbow drunk really! ā
Jia Xu turned around to dodge the sneak attack from behind, and flew to knock out the idiot with one knee.
"Han Zhongli! Fall and hug the altar to the top of the heart! ā
Jia Xu staggered for a while, took a stick hard, and shook his head to shoot him away.
"One last resort! Fairy pee!! ā
Jia Xu howled like killing a pig, jumped on the spot, clamped his legs, locked his fearless neck, and brought it to the ground, and beat the last person to life and couldn't take care of himself!
Turning back indifferently, Jia Xu raised his eyebrows at the intelligence and said provocatively: "Bald donkey, how about Xu's drunken fist?" Want to learn? I'll teach you! ā
The intelligent master was so choked by Jia Xu's words that he almost turned his back on it.
The golden-winged Dapeng on the side shook his arm desperately with bright eyes, and said excitedly: "Big nephew! I want to learn! I also want to learn drunken boxing! The last trick of the fairy girl peeing is so powerful! ā
Shi Jiabao knocked Dapeng's little head angrily, and said helplessly: "Children can't drink, isn't it good to study hard at a young age?" ā
The golden-winged Dapeng muttered in a low voice: "I'm tens of thousands of years old, you still let me study, I've been by your side for so many years, I haven't learned anything else, I've learned to brag......"
I really want to sit to death for this bear child, but how can I say that this is also my own maternal uncle, who pretends to be deaf and dumb, and looks like he didn't hear it.
And Jia Xu, who had solved the four protectors over there, pointed to the monks and the beautiful and delicate nuns with long hair fluttering, and said seriously: "You young monks. Nun friends, do you know what kind of people you are, isn't it good to study hard and serve the motherland? Don't always think about making a big news! ā
After that, Jia Xu patted his chest and said in a deep voice: "Your old ancestor, Dinu Daogu, is also respectful when he sees me!" ā
Immediately afterwards, Jia Xu pointed to Shi Jiabao, who was pretending to be harmless to humans and animals, and said, "Do you know who this bald donkey is?" He is the little white-faced monk back then, the great monk who pioneered the meditation meditation Zen Buddhism, and the ancestor who was friends with your nuns was also talking and laughing......"
Before Jia Xu finished speaking, all the monks and nuns were furious in an instant, and they were about to rush up and fight with Jia Xu with their arms and sleeves!
And it was also a blessing in disguise, and the blood that was choked by Jia Xu's words surged, and the intelligent master who was about to faint turned out to be angry and sobered up!
The intelligent master looked angry, shook his robe, pointed at Jia Xu and shouted: "Demon Dao'an dares to insult my ancestor!? Profiting from the tongue! The poor monk asks you! Can you dare to end up in a bright and bright way, and fight alone with the poor monk!? ā
As soon as the intelligent master said a word, the scene suddenly became extremely quiet!
The women of Cihang Jingzhai, who were also angry, suddenly stopped making a sound, just looked at the intelligent monk in amazement, and there seemed to be endless surprise and admiration in their eyes!
Jia Xu was stunned, happiness came too suddenly, and he couldn't react at all for a while!
Jia Xu pointed at himself in disbelief, and asked the intelligent monk with expectation, "Great monk...... You just said that you want to make peace with you...... Singled out!? ā
The intelligence master roared inexplicably: "Demon Dao! Are you scared!? ā
Jia Xu and the audience friends who knew the bottom line were stunned, including Li Mi, Zhai Rang and Cihang Jingzhai and other fairies, they couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the intelligent monk, and sighed: "There is a kind of !! ā