"Well...... It's a car that's almost there, but it's better than nothing......"

Jia Xu and his entourage sat on Yun Ji's back, watching the beautiful scenery of Kunlun, the small life was not comfortable, Yun Ji wanted to cry without tears and carried two big men and a big aunt with a big foot, the little wings waved desperately, panting heavily. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

But just like that, Jia Xu also expressed all kinds of dissatisfaction, and the angry Yun Ji couldn't help but want to turn over and shake off all these bastards and kill this group of two-to-two.

"Guests, please see, in front of you are Izumo Peak, Falling Rain Peak, Agitation Mountain, and Huaixin Roundabout......"

Yuding Zhenren is dutifully receiving Jia Xu, and very seriously introduces Jia Xu to the various attractions of Kunlun Mountain Dojo, with a modest attitude but not humble, which makes people feel happy when they listen to it.

Jia Xu has already seen a lot of the world, and these strange mountains and dangerous peaks have long been unable to arouse Jia Xu's interest, but Liu Shuxian is a child in the mountains, where has she ever seen such a heroic and magnificent fairy treasure, looking at these mountain lands that he can't afford to buy in a hundred lifetimes, pitiful like an abandoned puppy.

“…… Next is the half of our usual leisure activities, today's West Division of Dabi is being held here, I don't know if it's over now, are guests interested in coming up and seeing? ”

When Jia Xu heard that there was a lively and exciting fight, and it was a rare immortal fight, he nodded again and again: "Okay, good!" Let's hurry up and take a look, I haven't seen such a large-scale fairy brawl! ”

Yuding Zhenren wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said: "Although the fighting methods and content of each competition area are different, there are few fighting items...... Guest, you still don't have to get your hopes up too much......"

Liu Shuxian picked up Jia Xu and asked curiously, "Don't fight?" If you don't fight, what are you compared to? Punching? ”

Originally, Liu Shuxian was just joking, who expected that Yuding Zhenren would really answer seriously: "It's really uncertain, but if it's just a fist to decide the winner, the speed of the competition is too fast, and the content is relatively empty, not ornamental, and will be criticized by the leader, so since the last competition, there has been no host to choose this project......"

Liu Shuxian was shocked, this fairy competition is better than these things? It turns out that as long as you drink two or two wines now, you and Jia Xu will be able to enjoy the entertainment of the gods immediately, which is too classless, and the gods and gods, isn't it next to the earth to take such a lofty name.

After listening to this, Jia Xu immediately became interested, looked very interested, and pulled the sleeve of Yuding Zhenren and asked, "You immortals are so good at playing!" After listening to your introduction, I can't wait to take a look...... By the way, if you say the Western Division, is there any other Division? Daoist: Did you participate in the competition? ”

Yuding Zhenren's face was a little unsightly, but he still nodded and said, "Yes, Poor Dao just rushed over from the East Division......

Jia Xu blinked, thought for a while, and said, "Yuding is a real person...... Aren't you Yang Jian's master, I remember that you should be the apprentice of Yuan Shi Tianzun, it is said that with your qualifications, it is more than enough to be an examiner, why are you also out of the competition? ”

Yuding Zhenren explained with a somewhat embarrassed face: "This time the way to decide the main exam is a bit special, up and down Kunlun Mountain, whose apprentice is the best at fighting, who can be the examiner, Yang Jian, the poor apprentice, is really a little bad at fighting...... Haha......"

Jia Xu was surprised, and found that the immortals are indeed better than mortals to play, this way of selecting examiners can be figured out, and it really hurts to be idle if you live for a long time!

Instead, Jia Xu was a little curious: "Then what is your Eastern Division, what is the competition this time?" ”

Yuding Zhenren's face was even more ugly, and he twisted a little: "Can you not say it......"

It's okay that Yuding Zhenren didn't say it, but when she said this, even Liu Shuxian was interested, and hurriedly shook her head and said: "No, no, we are your master's guests, old Taoist, you are not hospitality!" ”

Yuding Zhenren opened his mouth for a long time, and finally sighed, and said quietly: "First of all, there are a total of six hundred and twenty divine sons in the East Division, as well as descendants like Poor Dao, fifteen relatives and friends, this competition is to catch field chickens in the field, and the sixteen people who catch the most are ...... win."

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian looked at each other, and after listening to it for a long time, they didn't feel anything embarrassing, although it was indeed a little strange for a group of immortals to go down to the field to catch chickens......

Jia Xu was a little disappointed and said, "And then? Is it over? ”

Yuding Zhenren's old face turned red, and he twisted: "Then the winner throws the chickens into the sky one by one, aiming at the chickens to pee, whoever fights the most is the leader...... Oh, this old face of the old Tao will be terrible after today......"

"Poof!"

Liu Shuxian really couldn't hold back, she laughed out loud, Jia Xu was even more serious, and Le's snot bubbles came out.

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian laughed for most of the day before they could hold back, Jia Xu looked at Yuding Zhenren with a strange face: "Xu has only heard of in this life, or the first time I have heard of a field chicken, you can really play ......"

Yuding Zhenren covered his face and whispered: "Don't mention the past again...... The past is like a passing cloud......"

Jia Xu probably felt that Yuding Zhenren was an honest person, and it might be a little rude to tease him like this, so he decided to change the topic and asked, "Then, how many places did you win, old Taoist?" ”

Speaking of this topic, Yuding Zhenren suddenly turned red with an old face, and said energetically: "It's not talented, it's the leader!" ”

"Wow! Awesome, awesome! ”

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian applauded again and again, looking up at Yuding Zhenren with adoration on their faces.

Yuding Zhenren may have never been so vigorous in his life, and he seems a little shy: "Everywhere, it's just some false names......

"Phew! Shameless, senior brother! ”

There was a sudden scolding sound from under the feet, and Jia Xu Liu Shuxian and Yuding Zhenren remembered that there was another one under their feet!

Jia Xu scratched his head a little: "Little Crane, you are still there." ”

Yun Ji: "......"

The old lady really wants to shake you away!

After being a little embarrassed, Yuding Zhenren forcibly explained: "It's okay, the fairy crane virgin, the poor road is full of men in the East Division, and there will be no immorality......"

Yun Ji was shocked: "This is not considered immoral!?" ”

Jia Xu was shocked: "More than 600 people are all men!?" How are you living!? ”

Liu Shuxian was also shocked: "More than 600 strong men peeing on it!?" ”

Yuding Zhenren squatted on the ground and hugged his head, and he was about to cry: "Don't force me anymore, force me again, show you the poor way, do you believe it or not!?" ”

"Okay, okay, move on to the next topic......"

That being said, but Jia Xu, Liu Shuxian and Yun Ji looked at Yuding Zhenren's eyes again, but they always had some unclear meanings.

……

Flying up the mountain with Yun Ji, half of the mountain, the mountain is as its name suggests, only half of the whole mountain is broken, a smooth interface will be a whole mountain from top to bottom, vertically broken, there are no flowers, grasses, fish and insects on the cross-section, there are no streams and rivers, some are just endless vertical, never distorted sections.

In the cross-section, a lot of gods stand on it horizontally, and occasionally fall down one or two who are not proficient, but at the bottom of the mountain there are many luan birds around, forming a safety net, most of the gods who fell down were rescued by these cute little things, of course, there are rescuers, naturally there are unlucky people who fall, and they dare to come to half of the mountain to pretend to be blue if they don't listen well in class, and they can't blame anyone for their own death.

However, after a while, Jia Xu fell five or six of the things he saw, although all of them were rescued, but Jia Xu still couldn't help but think to himself: "Could it be because he poked the sore spot of Yuding Zhenren just now, and now he wants to take the opportunity to kill himself, right?" Wait for yourself to fall and then not let Luan Niao save yourself? This routine is very deep! ”

The fairy crane virgin fell on the top of Banduan Mountain, it had no ability to stand on Banduan Mountain, so it could only stop here and let Jia Xu and the others go down by themselves.

Yuding Zhenren is familiar with the road, and stands firmly sideways on the cliff with a slight jump, Jia Xu is bold and boundless, Liu Shuxian's brain is stupid and outrageous, the two of them don't look at it, they don't want to think about it, one jumped down, and banged on the front and back feet twice.

Yuding Zhenren was hit by Jia Xu and could barely stabilize his footing, but as a result, a bare-chested body with hundreds of kilograms fell from above, and Yuding Zhenren was smashed under his feet at once, and the three of them fell off the cliff together.

At this moment, Yuding Zhenren's heart is broken, how many years have not fallen, but I didn't expect to suffer a loss today.

Feeling the constant feeling of falling, and finding that they couldn't mobilize their mana to fly next to this cliff, they could only wait for death, Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian simply stopped struggling, yelling excitedly like a little girl riding a roller coaster, without quality at all!

"Another stupid fork has fallen! Luanniao, save people! ”

The immortals are all warm-hearted, and seeing Jia Xu and the others stumbling and falling off the cliff, they hurriedly and loudly notified Luan Niao to save people.

After receiving the notice, countless Luanniao gathered and flew over, supporting Yuding Zhenren and Liu Shuxian, but Jia Xu was not so lucky, and went to pick up his Luanniao wave after wave, but found that no matter what, no matter how many Luanniao dispatched, they couldn't catch Jia Xu at all!

Seeing that Jia Xu was about to die, but seeing that Jia Xu was not in a hurry at all, he still had the leisure to brag with the Luan Niao who came to rescue him!

"If you are said to be detached, how can anything be a widow? Don't bother with it......"

Look at what you say, it's really wolf-hearted!