Under the circumstance that many Luanniao actually had no idea what to do with Jia Xu, Jia Xu finally made a move!

What is it called?

It's something that others can't do, and you happen to be able to do it, it's called pretending to be bi!

Finally, after Jia Xu had enjoyed the worship of a large group of gods, Jia Xu stiffened himself in mid-air, straightened his body, and shouted: "Wudang Tiyun Zong!" ”

I saw Jia Xu's left foot and right foot, borrowing from each other, soaring, from the cliff that was about to fall, he flew back to half of the mountain, and the onlookers who only watched cheered loudly!

"Good, good! What a move, Wudang Tiyunzong! ”

As soon as Jia Xu went up the mountain, Yuding Zhenren hurriedly came over, looked up and down Jia Xu in amazement, and said: "Poor Dao has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and the guests don't seem to know martial arts, but I didn't expect to have peerless light skills!" What admiration, admiration! ”

Jia Xu waved his hand, his nose was about to reach the sky, and he pretended to be modest and said: "Where is it, I am used to flying on weekdays, I am not very diligent in light exercises, and I am a lot unfamiliar, and the Taoist priest praises the widow, hahaha......"

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Yuding Zhenren nodded approvingly and said: "That's true, if it weren't for the other uses of this mountain, Poor Dao would also want to learn the light martial arts of the human world, and he would always bother Luan Bird, so that Poor Dao would be very upset!" ”

"Another use?"

Liu Shuxian also followed at this time, she had been adapting to walking vertically just now, and now she was afraid of falling step by step, so she came a little late.

Yuding Zhenren nodded and said: "Yes, this mountain is mighty, presumably the two of you have already felt it, as long as any living creature is close to this half of the mountain, no matter how strong your mana is, the original god will be imprisoned by this mountain, and you can't call on your mana to fly, only people who have no distractions and great benevolence and love can walk freely on this broken wall." ”

Jia Xu was a little unhappy when he heard this: "You actually said that Xu is a good person!?" Why are you scolding me? ”

Yuding Zhenren Zhanger King Kong was puzzled, and said inexplicably: "Poor Dao is praising you, not insulting!" ”

Jia Xu sneered and said, "Xu is a good person? You might as well take a look at what Taiyi Zhenren's apprentice looks like when he is beaten by the widow......"

Halfway through the words, Liu Shuxian covered Jia Xu's mouth, laughed twice at Yuding Zhenren, turned her head and whispered to intimidate Jia Xu: "Be careful when you speak!" We're on someone's territory now, and you've confided in the old guy, what if we can't go back? ”

Jia Xu hesitated twice, suddenly smiled lewdly, stretched out his tongue and gently licked Liu Shuxian's palm......

“…… it! ”

As soon as he took advantage of this, Jia Xu slipped under his feet, fell down the broken wall again, and couldn't stand steadily.

The corners of Liu Shuxian's mouth twitched and glanced at Yuding Zhenren, and asked, "...... is he?"

Yuding Zhenren nodded affirmatively and said, "He moved his lust heart, that's why he slid down." ”

"Wudang Tiyun Longitudinal !!"

With a loud shout, Jia Xu flew back with light skills, stood on the broken wall in embarrassment, and gasped: "This mountain is a bit evil, the induction speed is so fast?" ”

Yuding Zhenren smiled and said: "Don't be angry, if you don't think it's fun here, Poor Dao will take the guests to the next mountain to have a look." ”

"I don't! I'll have to watch the game here before we go! ”

Jia Xu snorted coldly, looked at the smiling Yuding Zhenren and said angrily: "What are you laughing at, didn't you Kunlun Mountain people fall five or six just now, and if you don't get rid of vulgar desires, you dare to come to learn from others to cultivate immortals, go home and plant sweet potatoes, idiot!" ”

Yuding Zhenren didn't return the favor, and stretched out his hand to Jia Xuyi with a smile and said, "Guest, please, Poor Dao will take you to the West Division for the exam." ”

Jia Xu flicked his sleeves and followed behind Yuding Zhenren, Liu Shuxian followed behind Jia Xu, and walked all the way forward, Jia Xu turned his head to look at many gods who were pushing his hands, and asked, "Old Taoist, are they competing?" The content is a bit monotonous! ”

The Yuding real person in front shook his head, turned around and said: "Probably not, the competition has been started for a while, there won't be so many people, Poor Dao will take the two to meet the examiner first!" ”

Jia Xu asked curiously, "Who is the examiner here?" ”

Yuding Zhenren thought for a moment and replied: "If Poor Dao is not mistaken, it should be the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit of Biyou Palace." ”

"Our Lady of the Golden Spirit? Who is it? ”

"Hmmm......"

Yuding Zhenren thought for a moment and asked, "Have you ever heard of the Great Shang Wen Taishi?" ”

Jia Xu nodded and said: "Naturally, I've heard of it, Xu is still a great merchant national teacher, and I don't know if his Taishi has the name of my national teacher." ”

Yuding Zhenren couldn't help but explain: "Wen Taishi is a former king entrusted to a lonely minister, and even the king of the Shang Dynasty is still afraid of him, and he is a first-class figure in the court. ”

Jia Xu said clearly: "It turns out that he is not on a par with me, it sounds quite powerful, what's wrong with him?" ”

Yuding Zhenren thought that Jia Xu was bragging, in fact, only Liu Shuxian knew about the scene, Jia Xu really didn't brag about this, and the king was not only afraid of Jia Xu, but he was afraid that he would be scared to wake up on the spot if he dreamed of Jia Xu.

Yuding Zhenren said with a smile: "That Master Wen Taishi is the Holy Mother of Jinling." ”

"Oh! Ah, she! Jia Xu patted his head and thought about it: "Xu said that it sounds so familiar, it turns out to be Wen Zhong's master, this Virgin in the Romance of the Gods, there are too many Virgins, and there are three Virgins in the Baolian Lamp, so I am confused, and the only one I remember is the Turtle Spirit Virgin because of the Turtle Prime Minister......

“…… Not again. ”

In Jia Xu's daily routine, there are always two sentences that Liu Shuxian doesn't understand, but it seems to have become much more frequent recently.

Yuding Zhenren nodded as if he understood: "Yes, it's the Holy Mother of Jin Ling, Wen Zhong's prestige naturally doesn't need to be said, although Wen Zhong has been fighting abroad recently, and he can't come back to compare with real swords and guns, but how good he can fight, everyone knows in their hearts, so the examiner in the West Division, no one is going to rob the Holy Mother of Jin Ling." ”

Liu Shuxian asked curiously, "Is Master Wen very capable of fighting?" ”

Yuding Zhenren nodded and said: "After a few days, when the god is over, he will be named the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Mansion Thunder God Puhua Tianzun, you say that he is not powerful." ”

“……”

Liu Shuxian really didn't know what a great official this was: "What kind of thunder god and what Tianzun, what kind of official is it?" ”

"......" Yuding Zhenren thought for a long time and replied: "It is equivalent to the criminal department of the human world." ”

So Liu Shuxian's question came again: "What is the Criminal Department?" ”

Yuding Zhenren looked at Liu Shuxian curiously and asked, "Which dynasty are you from?" ”

Liu Shuxian said inexplicably: "I'm a big businessman?" What which dynasty? What does dynasty mean? ”

Yuding really understood, clapped his hands and said, "That's it, huh...... Anyway, the official is very big, and he belongs to the kind that is under one person and above ten thousand. ”

Jia Xu was not happy to hear it, and said in a strange manner on the side: "The official is big, but he may not be able to fight, he can't even split a monkey to death, and the old Taoist cowhide is a little big!" ”

Yuding Zhenren's old face was a little embarrassed, but it was difficult to explain, so he had to reluctantly say: "There is another hidden meaning in that incident, but it is really inconvenient for Poor Dao to say it clearly, so you will think that Poor Dao is bragging......"

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian listened, nodded in unison, and thought to themselves, that Wen Zhong really can't fight, he is a relationship that can only go through relationships!

If there is a book, it is long, and if there is no book, it is short, Yuding Zhenren took Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian all the way, and finally arrived at the central referee seat.

The referee's bench was set up quite simply, just two tables and a tablecloth, and the sixteen gods sat cross-legged on the ground, burying their heads and not knowing what they were doing, and in the center sat a woman with three heads.

The woman's left head is a fierce god rakshasa face, the right head is an ugly pig's head, and the middle head is a human face.

Look at her left standing a fierce god, holding a great sword of Vajra, the fierce face is exposed, no one should approach, but her right side is empty, and there is no one.

As soon as Yuding Zhenren spoke, Jia Xu finally confirmed her identity: "Our Lady of Jinling, it's been a long time." ”

Our Lady of Jin Ling, who was sitting on the first seat, nodded slightly, looked at Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian, put her index finger to her mouth, gently 'shh......h

"Embroidery?"

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian were slightly stunned, and they both walked around to the sixteen gods sitting on the ground, and fixed their eyes on it!

Really!

These sixteen are goddesses!

It stands to reason that this should be a thing that can make the two of them scatter flowers to celebrate, but it's a pity......

"! The goddess who thinks about it looks like this!? ”

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian were shocked, although the goddesses in front of them were all slim, but they didn't dare to compliment their appearance, ugly may not be ugly, but to say that they are beautiful, they are indeed a conscience.

Jia Xu's words were shouted loudly, and a group of goddesses raised their heads, glanced at Jia Xu one after another, but did not speak, and continued to lower their heads to embroider.

However, the Holy Mother of Jin Ling glared at Jia Xu unhappily and said, "If you are disrespectful, you should be beaten!" ”

The fierce god on the side got the order, and without saying a word, the big sword of King Kong in his hand slashed towards Jia Xu.

Although Jia Xu can come up with 10,000 ways to counter-kill with a fart, this time he really hurt people by himself, and Rao is not too embarrassed to fight back with Jia Xu's cheekiness.

"Bump! Touch! Ping! ”

There were three clear sounds in a row, and after the last sound was over, the sword in the hand of the fierce god was even broken off by Jia Xu's skull and fell to the ground.

"Huh?"

The Holy Mother of Jin Ling looked curiously at Jia Xu's forehead, which had been slashed three times but was unscathed, and asked, "Half of the Mountain can't mobilize the Yuan Shen, how did you use your skills to block the Heavenly Sword?" ”

Jia Xufeng lightly helped the somewhat messy hairstyle, and said indifferently: "Of course, it's because your subordinates are ugly!" That's why he will be the one who will be blown away! ”