readx;?“ Good for you, Wu Laodi! I said, how could it be such a coincidence, that you actually have a leg with this little bastard! Luo Turtle's angry screams are about to lift the roof, whether it's cooking or doing homework, (do you know why the gourd baby has so few appearances, it's all too much homework, do you think I'm going to tell you that there are too many characters to forget, just kidding!) They all ran out. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The picture is perfect, Wu Lao Er is pouting his buttocks, and Wu Yi seems to be tasting the dry chrysanthemum. "Dangchang" Huang Mei's kitchen knife fell to the ground, and the gourd babies were also excited to tear up the homework book they had just done, the most annoying thing is the angel chicken, this guy is now dressed like a person every day, and today he also brought a pair of sunglasses, and ran to Wu Yi with a mobile phone to take a group photo.

Kicking the angel chicken away, Wu Yi hurriedly explained: "It's not what you think!" I am innocent with Lao Wu! Wu Lao Er is worthy of being a model of old shamelessness, and the scene is still very calm at this time: "Can you take out the thing behind me first, it feels so cold on the buttocks." "This old Wang Ba did it on purpose!" You're sick, that's what you're talking about! ”

"But I'm telling the truth, it's really cold, and it really hurts to stick something on your butt." Luo Turtle roared: "Wu Lao Er, you wait for Lao Tzu to go to the Divine Realm to enforce the law and sue you!" After saying that, he picked up a set of red pants by the door and ran out. Wu Yi finally pinched a little bit of the toothpick, and finally pulled it out with all his might: "Hey, don't go, I'm just pulling out a toothpick for him, don't get me wrong, come back!" ”

The bolt didn't even turn his head back, and drove the gourd baby like a chicken: "Hurry back and do your homework, you are still too young, this kind of restricted-level picture can't be watched!" Huang Mei calmly picked up the kitchen knife and continued to go back to chopping vegetables. Before leaving, he also dragged away the unconscious Wu Xingyun, and now only Sophia is still standing there. Wu Yiru grabbed the life-saving straw and held a toothpick to explain: "Sophia, look, I'm just pulling a toothpick for him, look!" ”

Sophia touched Wu Yi's face and said gently: "Don't worry, Ernie sauce, Sophia will stand by Ernie sauce no matter what time it is." "Wu Yi just wants to cry now, Sophia will indeed do this, the problem is that others also know, if Sophia is asked to testify to herself, no one will believe it anyway, she also has a condition if she doesn't lie, that is, on the premise that Wu Yi is not involved, so Sophia's testimony is not a valid testimony.

"You didn't lie to me?" I don't know how Wu Lao Er dragged his legs to catch up with Luo Turtle, anyway, when he came back, he had Luo Turtle hanging on his arm, not that he caught it, but that Luo Turtle was biting his clothes. Even if Wu Lao Er has the eloquence to say that the dead are alive, Luo Gui still has a skeptical attitude, because he knows that Wu Lao Er can cut too much, and he can't fully believe his words, he trusts his eyes more.

"Are you sick, I'm a... God, will I be willing to fall into a mortal, or a man? You can use your underdeveloped brain to think about it, it's not logical! Luo Gu crossed Erlang's legs, squinted his eyes and said, "Okay, believe you for the time being, now let's talk about how to get back from the shell of Lao Tzu from that fool of the beast god!" ”

Wu Lao Er sat sideways on the chair with half of his buttocks and said with a sad face: "The thing has been eaten by Wu Sick, and it has basically been announced that the beast god will not be able to return, if he knows this, he may smash your shell." Luo Turtle jumped up excitedly in an instant: "that shell was brought with me when I was an ignorant and young turtle, if he broke it, he didn't need to make a move, Lao Tzu took everyone to play together!" ”

"You must be calm, doesn't he know it now, let's find a way." "This is still a fart, everything is eaten, you just chop this kid up and can't find it, what can you do?" Wu Lao Er held his head and groaned in pain, the first time he saw this old guy so distressed, he was usually confident about everything, or dead skin, it was the first time he had seen it so ugly.

Wu Yi waved his hand and said, "Is the godhead you are talking about so evil, you are making one, or finding a god who is willing to dedicate oneself, and give your own to the beast god?" Luo Turtle exploded: "You think it's your copycat mobile phone, you're still building one!" If you don't understand, just play with the eggs, it's all because you ate something, otherwise I'd be so passive? ”

Wu Yi just wanted to scold, so he listened to Wu Lao Er explain: "Godhead is a sub-attribute, for example, you and the beast god can use a godhead, this is no longer a coincidence can be described, it is really similar to buying a lottery ticket and winning the lottery, and, you said to find someone who is willing to dedicate himself, how can there be such a noble, if you are not afraid of death, why are we still so desperate to deal with the aftermath, alas! ”

"You say, is there a Godhead thing sold on the Internet?" Luo Gu said to Wu Lao Er very seriously: "Can I kill this idiot?" "No, he's useful, I don't have time to find a great one like this." Luo Turtle is obviously a lot more decadent. Wu Yi shouted: "Hey, don't look down on people, okay, a few days ago, Tang Seng also bought a multi-treasure robe online, that is, the gems on it are plastic, and he plans to bring it to the black bear spirit when he goes back." ”

It just so happened that Huang Mei's tablet was on the coffee table, and Wu Yi entered "Godhead" to search, and a dazzling array of goods were on it. "Look, isn't there one, this is good, buy one and get it free, buy one more with free shipping, and give one more to the Chaos Great Demon God cub, this is also good, buy one get one free, give one to the Chaos Valkyrie, you can also choose a male."

Hearing Wu Ill's chattering introduction, Luo Gu said impatiently: "Are you sick, when did you still make such jokes?" "Who is joking with you, let me ask you a question, you and Wu Lao Er are both gods, but do you know what your godhead looks like?" Luo Gui and Wu Lao Er glanced at each other, and said: "How can I know what it looks like, that thing is so expensive, who will take it out and see it, what if I accidentally lose it?" ”

Wu Lao Er said: "That thing is too precious, just like your heart and brain, it is also on you every day, but who will be idle and fine, just because I want to see what it looks like, I dig it out and see, it is too two hundred and five, there are many unreliable people in the god realm, but there is really no such unreliable god." ”

Wu Yi slapped his face and said: "That's it, the beast god guy definitely doesn't know that his godhead will have a look at the steamed bun, so ah, let's fake one for him, the cottage is a little handsome, and give it to him when the time comes, anyway, he hasn't seen it, he definitely won't recognize it!" Luo Gui slapped happily: "Haha, Wu Ill really has you, you can come up with such a good idea, I am impressed with you, haha!" ”

Wu Lao Er knocked on the table and said, "I admit that Wu's method is good, but now there is still a very important question, what about the breath?" Godheads have their own breath, or the main thing to distinguish a god is the breath, and the things made by mortals are very handsome and beautiful, but they don't have the unique breath of gods, even if the beast god is no longer a complete god, it is not easy to fool the past. ”

"Breath?" Wu Yi subconsciously sniffed twice. "It's not that breath, the breath we are talking about, it's more like a feeling, this thing can't explain it." Wu Yi pouted and said: "The feeling of fart, according to what you said, I am also a demigod now, why don't I feel any difference between you?" "There's a digestive process to eat, you think Godhead is such a casual thing?"

"Okay, so what do you say?" Wu Yi raised his hand and said, he was out of options, he didn't even know the basic information, so there was no way to make a plan. Luo Turtle was thinking about it, Wu Lao Er suddenly kicked Luo Turtle, without waiting for Luo Turtle to get angry, Wu Lao Er scolded Wu Sick, Luo Turtle seemed to understand something, that smile, and kissed his father!

"Wu is sick!" Seeing that Luo Gui sat over very kindly, Wu Yi subconsciously wanted to escape, but before he could move his buttocks, Wu Lao Er also sat over with a shy face, and squeezed Wu Yi in the middle. Wu Yi swore that these two old bastards definitely didn't have good eyes, and they definitely wanted to calculate themselves! Especially Luo Turtle, this Wang Ba has always been a high-minded posture, in the final analysis, he still looks down on Wu Yi and others, and now he can laugh so treacherously and has a good thing before he has a ghost!

"What do you want to do?" "Hehe, we just wanted to borrow something from you." Wu Yi wrapped his clothes, shrunk into a ball and said vigilantly: "What do you want to do, I won't do anything dead!" Luo Turtle said kindly: "Don't die, don't die, we just want to let you have a little blood, just have a small bowl." "Wu Sick's family has a rooster bowl, or the large one, it is said that it was when Wu's mother got married, and it was older than Wu Sick, and Luo Gui took this bowl.

"You still said that you don't want to die, shedding such a big bowl of blood, it's a dead ball, okay, not to mention that Lao Tzu is a person who has just lost too much blood, you just squeezed me dry, and I don't have so much blood!" Wu Lao Er hugged Wu Zhi tightly: "Don't be so stingy, when you are still young and serious, you will not die if you shed a little blood, Luo Gui hurry up, what are you waiting for!" ”

To be precise, Luo Turtle has a moving mouth, and it bites Wu Zhi's wrist in one bite, and it is still the injured one. The blood is not very red, and it is a bit transparent. "Ahh What kind of blood is this, why is it so light, you still adulterate this thing? Wu Yi broke away from Wu Lao Er, and said angrily: "I told you that I don't have it, you are sick, and you still fucking bite Lao Tzu, what vaccine should you take if you are bitten by Wang Ba, Lao Tzu will not be able to talk to aquatic products in the future, right?" ”

Wu Lao Er and Luo Gui were very disappointed, and when they saw Wu Yi walking outside, they asked, "Where are you going, we won't bleed." "I'm going to!" (To be continued.) )