Chapter 027: Next!
Immediately, Jia Xu took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "Li Mi! Today, you and I have the same lineup, I have the advantage of the terrain, more three points, if it drags on, you will definitely lose! But Xu does not want to increase casualties, since ancient times, our country has the traditional virtues of fighting generals, it is better to do this, Xu proposes, you and I each have three generals, fight under the city, if you win, we immediately open the city to surrender, if you lose, the request is not too much, you kneel down in front of the soldiers and call me three times grandpa, how? Hahahaha......"
Li Mi was so angry that he almost turned his back on him, and he almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood!
But Li Mi is a generation of heroes, after all, he still endured this breath, and thought about it, how can there be any masters who can fight in this small town, as long as the shouter does not make a move, his side will undoubtedly win, and the fighting general can also buy time for Shen Luoyan, if she has not failed and been captured......
Of course, if there is a case in ......
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Your secret weapon is always at your disposal!
Having made up his mind, Li Mi raised his head and shouted with all his internal strength: "Listen to the Wuna defenders!" I can agree to your proposal, but you and I are both commanders of the first army, and I can't sit down, and I have a small request, you and I are not allowed to participate in the battle, only let my subordinates fight, what do you think? ”
Jia Xu shouted loudly without hesitation, turned his head and smiled at Li Yuanba: "Yuanba, it's your turn to work!" ”
Li Yuanba moved his muscles and bones on the spot, nodded and said, "No problem, do you need me to rush over and arrest Li Mi back by the way?" ”
Jia Xu shook his head playfully and said: "Yuanba, don't be careless, now you only have the power of a dragon and an elephant, and you can only hold an eight-hundred-pound hammer, where is the opponent of these tens of thousands of troops?" It's enough to complete the task, and in other aspects, you have your own measure. ”
Li Yuanba nodded, flipped his hands, turned the two carved hairs into a drum urn and a golden hammer, and wanted to jump down from the city tower as soon as his feet were raised.
Seeing this, Jia Xu hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "You idiot, do you still think you are Nezha?" Now that you are mortal, you will jump from here, and you will be so broken that your mother will not recognize you! Be honest, go down the stairs from the back, and don't play tricks! ”
At this time, the city defender seemed to have just reacted, blinked in confusion, looked at Jia Xu and asked strangely, "By the way...... Who are you...... Why did you make a decision on your own, so suddenly......"
Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, glared at Shi Jiabao and said, "What kind of spell breaking are you, it failed so quickly?" ”
Shi Jiabao said innocently: "The poor monk didn't cast a spell, national teacher, the poor monk is not like you, he has the courage to attack mortals in disregard of the heavens." ”
Jia Xu was shocked, feeling that this group of soldiers is really stupid!
Just let a group of strangers go up to the castle tower?
Jia Xu turned his head, pondered for a long time, patted the city defender who was still confused, and said, "Actually...... Xu is the old bean you became a monk 500 years ago! ”
The defender of the city was shocked: "So you are my father!?" ”
Jia Xu was also shocked: "You can understand Lao Dou?!" ”
The city guard scratched his head a little shyly and said, "Didn't you guess the kid, father, the master over there is ......?"
Jia Xu had an idea, and lied without blinking: "He is your eldest cousin from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and he just came back from studying abroad, how is it, his big bald head looks foreign, right?" ”
But this time, the city defender didn't seem to be so easy to deceive, and looked up and down suspiciously, and said with a reluctant smile: "...... Big cousin? But he seems to be older than your father at this age, how can he be a child's cousin...... The child doesn't believe it! ”
Shi Jiabao was shocked: "Why don't you believe it!" You believe him when he says he's your father, but the poor monk just says it's your cousin, why do you suddenly have an IQ on the line? ”
The city defender snorted coldly, clapped his hands, pointed at Jia Xu, and asked loudly to the soldiers defending the city: "Sons! You say! Who is he? ”
"Your dad! Your dad! Your dad! ”
Thousands of people in the city and under the city were in unison, as if they had rehearsed in advance, shouting that it was full of enthusiasm.
Li Mi, who was outside the city, also heard it, and thought that others were scolding him, so he said casually angrily: "Your grandfather! ”
Not to mention how angry Li Mi was, the city defender on the city tower knelt down in front of Jia Xu, hugged Jia Xu's thigh and did not let go, crying and shouting: "Father! Where have you been all these years? You can make my charming old lady wait at home! ”
Jia Xu was overjoyed when he heard this: "What about this good thing? Let's go and see if you still have a charm...... Ahem, be serious, go to war! ”
The defender snorted and said, "It's okay, the child can hold on, and my father and cousin will go back to my house to rest first!" ”
Shi Jiabao was shocked: "Why did you suddenly admit it again?" ”
The city guard touched his head and smiled: "As long as my father can come back, you will be my cousin!" Cousin, there is a folk girl in a family who was robbed just yesterday, and I haven't had time to enjoy it yet, so I might as well honor you cousin! ”
Shi Jiabao was overjoyed when he heard this, and said to Jia Xu with virtue: "And this good thing......
But Jia Xu grew his mouth and said in shock: "! This treatment is a lot worse, can you not want the old lady, you also want the people's daughter......"
After chirping here for a long time, the golden-winged Dapeng on the side was impatient to hear it, and said angrily: "Is this battle still going to be fought?" Otherwise, let's just surrender together, be a thief, and do whatever we want!? ”
As if he had just remembered the Golden-winged Dapeng, the city guard pointed to the Golden-winged Dapeng and Li Yuanba suspiciously, and asked, "Father, these two are ......?"
Jia Xu replied casually: "Oh, my pigs and manure pickers are all subordinates, so you don't need to be so polite." ”
As soon as he heard Jia Xu say this, the shelves of the city guards were put up at once, and he arrogantly pointed at the golden-winged Dapeng and scolded: "This general speaks, and the subordinates dare to interject?" Come! Thirty palms! ”
When the city defender was full of majesty, and the golden-winged Dapeng's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, Jia Xu said slowly: "That's right...... I almost forgot to tell you...... They're very good at fighting......"
The city defender was stunned all of a sudden, with a sad face, and said cautiously: "Father, why didn't you say it earlier...... How good they can fight......"
Jia Xu counted on his fingers for a long time, and hesitated: "I can probably beat 10,000 of you, not a lot of ......."
The defending generals were about to pee, so they changed their faces in an instant, nodded and apologized to Li Yuanba and the Golden-winged Dapeng: "Oh, disrespectful and disrespectful, I didn't expect it to be two heroes coming, the cold house is really full of brilliance, what do you have to ask for it, just mention ......it."
The golden-winged roc didn't eat this at all, and turned his head away from him with a small mouth.
Li Yuanba didn't care much, this was Jia Xu cheating people at all, so he said lightly: "It's okay, when I go down to take care of the enemy generals, I hope to have a full meal when I come back." ”
When the defender heard this, he was overjoyed and said diligently: "The hero is worthy of the BMW, how can the hero go on the expedition without a good horse, and the last general will go here to arrange ...... for the hero."
Li Yuanba waved his hand, lit up the hammer in his hand and said: "No need, my double hammer weighs 800 catties, and you can't take out a BMW that can carry my weapon, but a group of local chickens and dogs, I'll come when I go!" ”
Li Yuanba didn't say anything more, and went down the city tower with a hammer.
The city defender looked at Li Yuanba's thin body, and said with some unease: "Father, can this little doll really be able to defeat the general of the Wagang thief?" Don't be so young and ruined your life! ”
Jia Xu didn't care and said: "It's okay, there are not one million or ten million people in the Xu family, and it doesn't matter if there are many people who eat idle meals, now Dad is hungry, you hurry up and get some food, it doesn't matter how it tastes, you have to be able to eat enough!" ”
When the city guard heard that his father was hungry, he hurriedly greeted his relatives and said, "You, get some food as soon as possible, I was going to share dinner with my father!" ”
"No!"
Then I hurriedly went downstairs to prepare not to mention it, so let's take a look at some wonderful things.
Li Yuanba grinded and chirped for a long time before leaving the city, and the generals under Li Mi outside the city had already waited impatiently and scolded.
But after waiting for a long time, when a small crack was finally opened in the city gate and a doll carrying a double hammer came out, the Wagang thieves first looked at each other, and then laughed.
At present, Shan Xiong, the general of Wagang, held the horse lance in his hand, pointed at Li Yuanba and laughed: "There is no one in the Sui army!" I actually sent a doll to come to the battle! ”
On the side, Wagang white-clothed Divine Arrow King Bodang also echoed, pointing at Li Yuanba and shouting: "Little doll, like you, it's not a problem to kill him for one or two hundred, since you have the courage to go out of the city today, I will give you a happy ......."
Everyone regards Li Yuanba as a soft persimmon, where is there still the feeling of facing a great enemy before, they only feel that this fighting general's first skill is simply a reward sent to the door, and they are ready to move, wanting to kill Li Yuanba.
didn't wait for Wang Bodang and Shan Xiongxin to make a move, and suddenly a white-clothed Confucian general rushed towards Li Yuanba, laughing and said: "The two of you will take it, and Xu will take this first award!" Hahaha......"
Shan Xiongxin and Wang Bodang were dumbfounded, and they had the heart to step forward, but they inevitably fell into a suspicion of robbing the merit, seeing that Xu Shiji had already rushed to Li Yuanba with a spear, the two had to sigh helplessly, secretly scolding themselves for being too polite, but let this husband take advantage!
Xu Shiji Yunwen Yunwu, the kung fu in his hands is not weak, in his mind, taking down a little doll is just a gesture, after sprinting in front of Li Yuanba with a galloping horse, he didn't care much, just stabbed Li Yuanba in the chest with a random shot.
It's just a doll sent to death, and it doesn't even have the value of being captured.
But before the expected sound of the gun breaking flesh sounded, Xu Shiji only felt weightless, and even the people and horses flew into the sky!
"Bang! Boom! ”
After falling to the ground with two muffled sounds, Xu Shiji only felt that his eyes were dark, and the whole person fainted.
The scene was silent, time seemed to be frozen at this time, the shouting face of the Wagang Army was still there, but it was as if he had been choked by the neck, and he couldn't scold a word!
Shan Xiongxin and Wang Bodang looked at each other and clearly saw the horror in each other's eyes!
Xu Shiji didn't react, but they saw it really, at the moment when Xu Shiji's spear was stabbed, the doll with the double hammer went from bottom to top, and with a hammer, Xu Shiji and all the people and horses flew into the sky, Xu Shiji may just faint, but his BMW was pierced with a huge hole in his chest! Blood flows all over the ground, when even if you die, you can't die anymore!
This......
Li Yuanba wiped the blood splashed on his face, and said lightly: "Next!" ”