Chapter 026: Li Mi
What a magical thing the golden-winged Dapeng is, it doesn't use mana, it only needs to show its true body, and it can cause hurricanes and tsunamis with two wings at will, and now although it is the appearance of a mortal boy, its strength is also amazing!
With just one punch, the Golden-Winged Dapeng knocked Shen Luoyan unconscious!
Pity her nirvana, the hairpin is still in her hand!
With a dark face, the golden-winged Dapeng dragged Jia Xu and Shi Jiabao, who were about to step forward to move their hands and feet against the unconscious Shen Luoyan, and said angrily: "What are you two doing? They are all first-class immortals, how can they take advantage of people's danger? ”
Shi Jiabao said solemnly: "Amitabha, the poor monk is going to come forward to rescue her...... With artificial respiration! ”
Jia Xu touched his head inexplicably and said, "What...... Dapeng, didn't you want to surprise her by knocking her unconscious? I'm looking forward to it......"
The golden-winged roc had a black line on his face and roared angrily: "You two big fools! What the hell are you thinking? If I hadn't been able to beat you, I'd have buried you all alive right now! ”
Jia Xu was helpless, so he had to stop and said: "Okay, okay, why are you a flat-haired beast with such a positive outlook?" ”
Seeing that Jia Xu finally stopped, the golden-winged Dapeng breathed a sigh of relief, covered his stomach and said, "Uncle Guoshi, I've been walking for so long, when will I eat?" ”
Jia Xu just wanted to answer, but suddenly thought of something, and said with a straight face: "Now that Xu is pretending to be a Taoist priest, you have always called me my teacher, will it be easy to expose Xu's identity?" ”
Golden-winged Dapeng thought about it, and felt that what Jia Xu said seemed to be right, and frowned: "Don't call you Uncle National Teacher, let's call you Jia Wenhe directly, wouldn't it be a little rude?" ”
Jia Xu shook his head and said: "Now that Xu is pretending to be a Taoist priest, you are called Xu Dao Chief!" ”
Shi Jiabao raised his eyebrows and said: "Since you are a Dao Chief, you must have a Dao number?" I don't know if the national teacher can have a draft? ”
Speaking of this, Jia Xu came to his senses at once, dragged the steamed bun, and said excitedly: "Xu has already had this idea, and by the way, you will think of one for the steamed bun!" ”
Shi Jiabao was stunned, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "The poor monk thinks there is still no need for this......
Jia Xu didn't pay any attention to Shi Jiabao's expression of eating, and said to himself: "Then, what kind of Heavenly Remnant Dao people, Wuji Dao people, Concentration monks, Great Virtue Saint Monks......"
"Huh?"
When Shi Jiabao heard this, he was a little flattered and said: "It doesn't sound so difficult to accept......
Who knew that Jia Xu waved his hand and shouted: "Don't want any of these!" What kind of identity do we have, how can we use this kind of broken name that only brain-dead elementary school students can give them?! ”
Shi Jiabao was about to cry: "Don't, the poor monk thinks it's good, it's really ......"
Jia Xuli ignored him, pointed at himself and then pointed at Shi Jiabao and said: "Then, Xu is called a porcelain Taoist, and you are called a monk who lacks virtue, okay?" ”
Shi Jiabao was stunned, and pointed at himself in disbelief: "I lack virtue? ”
Jia Xu nodded without hesitation: "Either you lack morality, or you lack fighting, choose for yourself!" ”
Shi Jiabao was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and whispered: "If you lack virtue, you lack virtue......
The golden-winged Dapeng on the side listened to it or not, if the Buddha became a monk lacking virtue, then what is he? Lack of heart and eye protectors!
So Dapeng slapped the table and said dissatisfied: "I don't accept it!" ……”
Jia Xu sneered slightly: "Not convinced? ”
Dapeng was also stunned for a moment, lowered his head and whispered: "It doesn't matter what my nephew's name is, but what will I call it in the future?" ”
Shi Jiabao almost laughed out loud, and this was delivered to the door by himself!
Sure enough, after Jia Xu was stunned, he held his chin and thought carefully: "That's it, you see that our two names are already so mixed, you can't afford a general name to set us off, how about it?" It's decided! Your future mixed name will be called: 'Yuncheng Wanli Golden-winged Eagle, Infinite Protector Garuda'! What do you think? ”
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Shi Jiabao was shocked, pointed at the golden-winged Dapeng angrily, and protested to Jia Xu: "Why! Why is its name so open, the poor monk's is the same as the one who digs dung, and there is a lack of virtuous monks? Calcium deficiency you! ”
Jia Xu looked at Shi Jiabao with a sad look and said: "Look at you, you can't even tell the difference between good and bad when you're happy, come, take a deep breath and calm down first!" ”
Li Yuanba on the side almost laughed, but he didn't expect that Li Yuanba, who had no sense of existence and had almost been forgotten by Jia Xu, was hit by this laugh. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Jia Xu beckoned, took Li Yuanba over, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Young man, I see you smiling so happily, why don't I give you a nickname too!" ”
Li Yuanba is not as good as the relationship between Shi Jiabao and Golden-winged Dapeng and Jia Xu, and really speaking, there is still a grudge in his previous life, so he didn't dare to resist at all, and nodded again and again: "What the national teacher says, Yuanba is called!" ”
Jia Xu frowned and said, "Tell me to touch the porcelain Taoist!" ”
"Poof......
Dapeng really couldn't hold back, laughed out loud, and saw Jia Xu look at him with an unkind face, and waved his hand again and again: "I'm sorry, I can't help it, I will restrain myself!" ”
Jia Xu snorted coldly, and then patted Li Yuanba's shoulder and said: "Then, think about how badly you were beaten by the yellow-faced woman in your previous life, I will give you a resounding title!" ”
Li Yuanba's face turned dark, and he could only admit that he was unlucky.
Jia Xu clapped his hands and said happily: "I thought of it!" This will make you the god of the Three Altars Sea Society, and it will officially take effect from the date of returning to the heavenly court, how about it? ”
Li Yuanba's tears fell: "Thank you, Dao Chang...... Although the Jade Emperor has already sealed it, I still thank Dao Chang for ......"
Jia Xu waved his hand again and again: "Oh, what are you polite to the porcelain Taoist with me?" In the past, you were young and ignorant, and it was fate to be beaten a few times, no matter how you say it, you can't use those garbage nicknames to fool you! ”
Shi Jiabao, who had been watching from the side, was stunned, and said in shock: "It turns out that you can tell the difference between good and bad!?" ”
Jia Xu nodded as a matter of course and said, "Two points, first, call me Dao Chief, and second...... Yes! ”
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After a farce, the golden-winged Dapeng remembered that there was still a stunning beauty lying on the ground, so he asked Jia Xu: "...... Uncle Dao Chief, what should she do? She can't stay here forever, she's going to starve to death...... Speaking of which, we're starving to death......"
Jia Xu touched the little head of the golden-winged Dapeng and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Dapeng, do you know that this Luokou warehouse gathers the world's rations, which is enough for us to eat for a lifetime!" Are you still afraid that we will starve? ”
The Golden-Winged Roc muttered in a low voice, "Aren't we hungry now......"
Jia Xu touched his stomach and was very embarrassed to find that what the Golden-winged Dapeng said was actually right!
So Ai Xu turned his brain, clapped his hands and said: "Look, now Luokou Cangcheng is being attacked by Li Mi, if we go to cook for Li Mi, you say, in order to thank us, those landlords who defend the city, will they invite us to a full meal?" ”
Golden-winged Dapeng's eyes lit up, and he clapped his hands and applauded: "It's just right!" We can teach that Li Mi a lesson! His men kill people indiscriminately, and he is certainly not a good thing! We're going to do the right thing for heaven! ”
Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and said, "You don't use mana, can you beat others?" ”
The golden-winged Dapeng said angrily: "It's a big deal that I show the true body of Dapeng and fan him to death!" ”
Jia Xu snorted disdainfully: "Come on, your fan is a tornado, at least millions of innocent people will have to die, don't talk about protecting the Fa at that time, you will have to do it to protect Shubao!" ”
The shouts of killing outside the city became louder and louder, and it was obvious that Li Mi was about to attack the city tower.
Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and said: "This one is called Li Mi, he seems to be a little capable, but why haven't you heard of it?" ”
Jia Xu is uneducated and confused, but Li Mi outside the city is also confused at this time.
In fact, now the Wagang army led by Li Mi has not really made any effort to attack the city, because the troops in his hands are not much, not to mention whether they can be captured, even if they are captured, then their own team will definitely suffer heavy losses, so Li Mi has been waiting for Shen Luoyan's plan to succeed, so he can take Luokoucang without much effort.
But who would have expected that the sound of the explosion was heard, but how long has it been, and there has been chaos in the city.
Li Mi was immediately worried.
Shen Luoyan shouldn't have an accident, right?
Something happened, and it was a big deal!
Shen Luoyan made the Golden-winged Dapeng unhappy, so Jia Xu, who had been called an uncle by the Golden-winged Dapeng for hundreds of years, decided to take out this evil breath for his good nephew to find Li Mi's bad luck!
Walking side by side with Shi Jiabao, followed by two younger brothers with explosive combat effectiveness, Jia Xu went up the city tower from the main entrance stairs in a grand manner.
As if they had fallen into an evil spirit, the soldiers on duty didn't even look at Jia Xu, so they put Jia Xu and others on the city tower, and the journey was unbelievably smooth.
Jia Xu, who had climbed the city tower, pushed away the generals who were directing the defense, swept away all the enemy troops hanging on the city wall with a wave of his hand, and shouted loudly at the enemy camp: "Li Mi! How dare you come out and meet me!? ”
Li Mi was worried in the army camp, and suddenly heard someone outside the tent shouting his name, so he stood up suspiciously, walked out of the big tent, and squinted his eyes in the direction of Jia Xu.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, but it almost scared Li Mi into peeing her crotch.
Jia Xu was still shouting from the city tower, but Li Mi didn't listen to a word, just trembled, looked at Jia Xu in horror, and said in disbelief: "How is it possible, how can it be ......?"
It is not unreasonable for Li Mi to be so frightened, at this time, Jia Xu is at least a mile or two away from Li Mi, but when Jia Xu's voice reaches his ears, it is still as bright as a bell, and he is at ease, as if he is by his side!
What a terrifying internal force, what an incomparable miracle!
Li Mi took a deep breath of cool air, put the Heavenly Demon Mask on his face from his arms, carried the Heavenly Demon Skill, and used all his strength to reply: "Li Mi is here!" I wonder what you have to say? ”
Compared with Jia Xu's voice, Li Mi's shouting was dwarfed by much, but Li Mi finally let the voice reach the city tower, barely losing his prestige.
Jia Xu squinted at Li Mi in the distance, and smiled mysteriously: "The old dog dares to wear a ghost mask to be scary?" Look at the fact that I won't pee on you! ”