Chapter 382: Kui Timberwolf's Official Duties
"I said Old Tang, do we have to hide like this?" Wu Yi pouted his ass and asked Tang Seng, Tang Seng was crawling around a corner to sneak outside, as soon as Wu Yi spoke, he was so frightened that he hurriedly turned around and whispered: "You don't want to die!" What if someone hears it? "What's wrong with that, why can't we run out with our hands?"
Tang Seng said disdainfully: "You can pull it down!" It's not that you haven't read Journey to the West, the yellow-robed monster can fight with the monkey on par, and our brothers are completely good at giving people heads! Wu Yi thought for a while and said: "Then let's take the eighty-eight back first, and when the time comes, we won't be afraid of him!" Tang Seng said vigilantly: "Don't fool me, I still expect to be able to use you as a backer." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Don't worry, Huang Mei's four gods have made me fight all over the ground looking for teeth, you guys are a fart, wait to follow my brother to eat and drink spicy food!" Tang Seng rubbed his hands excitedly, and laughed: "That feeling is too good!" Wu Yi sniffed in the air, eighty-eight didn't have any taste, but it could take a bath with Tang Seng, and the smell of stinky feet alone was enough to guide the way.
Wu Yi pointed to the entrance of the cave and said: "Let's go this way, let's go around, the province has been discovered." Tang Seng didn't hesitate to keep up with Wu Ill, he didn't go far, something happened! The monsters may also have a collective dormitory, anyway, this Shandong is full of monsters, there are dog heads, cow heads, and several completely unrecognizable animals, sleeping and snoring.
Tang Seng was nervous and almost screamed, pulling Wu Yi angrily and said, "This is called bypassing? You're going to take Lao Tzu to death! Wu Yi wiped the cold sweat on his head and said: "Calm down, the direction is absolutely right, but the smell over there is definitely not as big as here, why are there so many monsters?" Tang Seng suddenly asked: "Is it a kind of smell that you smell?" β
"How do you know?" Tang Seng stomped his feet: "there's a fox spirit here, damn the fox smell is ten miles away, you..." Someone is coming, find a place to hide first! "Where else can I hide? If you want to hide under the bed, you have to have a bed.,The monsters here are too unparticular.,Lie on the ground.,Feel a stone casually even if it's a pillow.,It can also be used as a self-defense weapon at critical moments.γ
There was really no suitable place, so the two of them went to the ground and dragged the two little monsters to hide them. After a while, I saw three crooked and drunken monsters coming over, and I didn't look at it and found a place to lie down, and soon he got up again, but he flew up, and hit the wall with a chirp, and his brains came out.
This can stab the hornet's nest.,Even if the monster sleeps and dies, it's still a monster.,If you don't wake up with such a big movement, you're really dead.γ Holding a stone one by one, they didn't know what was going on, Wu Yiwei screamed and pulled Tang Seng and ran, and they all turned around the intersection before there was a commotion.
"Your sister! Isn't it just a foot in your mouth, and you're going to kick someone to death? "Phew! Damn is about to catch up with your feet, can Lao Tzu not be in a hurry, if it weren't for the lack of time, Lao Tzu would have to make up for him again, fucking dead rabbits, jumping around every day and not knowing how to wash his feet, vomit! I'm disgusting! β
The management model of the monster is very loose, after all, people are just small minions, equivalent to subordinates, belonging to the role of waving the flag and shouting, there can be no supernatural powers, but people are better than the number, and after a while, the cave is as bright as day, and even the yellow-robed monster woke up. In an instant, a yellow wind swept through the cave, and there was an extra monster in front of Wu Ill and Tang Seng.
As mentioned earlier, the yellow-robed monster looks like a yaksha, but people like to wear yellow robes, so they are called yellow-robed monsters. "Monk, this king has never beaten and scolded you for eating and drinking, but you killed my demon soldiers, do you really think that I dare not eat you?" Then he said to Wu Yi: "Although this king doesn't know who you are, but you are definitely not a monster, since you want to save him, then use your life to save it!" Boys, get him for me! β
The little demons said yes in unison, and surrounded Wu Sick layer by layer, Wu Sick shouted: "I order you all to go back to sleep!" The monsters saw that they were all in front of Wu Ai, but they all turned a corner, and they all went back to their dormitories, and after a while, the snoring sound sounded one after another in the cave. The yellow-robed monster's eyes were about to pop out, to be honest, he also had the urge to go to sleep just now, and he finally endured it.
Wu Yi squinted at Tang Seng and said triumphantly: "What's the matter, I told you that you don't need to hide!" "Damn! You're awesome! In the future, my brother will be mixed with you! "The yellow-robed monsters are going crazy, what the hell is this routine, saying that magic is not a spell, saying that a magic weapon is not a magic weapon, it looks like a negotiated agreement, but is this possible?
A group of his own subordinates who don't sleep at night and run here to have fun for themselves? Let's pull the calf! Wu Yi was condescending, and said to the yellow-robed monster with his nostrils: "I heard that your kid is very crazy, the princess has snatched it home, and now you are robbing my brother, you have a wide range of interests?" The yellow-robed monster laughed and said: "Lao Tzu finally came down for a trip, so naturally he has to play enough, otherwise..."
The yellow-robed monster knew that he was speechless and immediately stopped talking, Wu Yi said contemptuously: "Okay, don't hide it, aren't you the wolf in the twenty-eight nights, ah yes, the gray wolf!" The face of the yellow-robed monster darkened, and Tang Seng pulled Wu Ill and whispered: "It's Kui Wood Wolf, and the gray wolf is Pleasant Goat!" Wu Yi said embarrassedly: "Anyway, they are all wolves, why do the family know so clearly!" β
The yellow-robed monster snorted coldly: "This king doesn't know what you're talking about, that Kui Wood Wolf is a true immortal in the upper realm, I am just the demon king in this wilderness, the two are very different, how can they be compared, I see that you are not an ordinary person, leave quickly, otherwise don't blame me for eating you alive!" Wu Yi pouted and said, "I'm so scared!" I'm really not ashamed, why are you embarrassed to boast about yourself so blatantly? Come on, come on, tell me, if you really eat this monk, how do you want to die? β
The yellow-robed monster's pupils contracted violently, and he said in a deep voice, "What do you mean?" Wu Yi pointed at Tang Seng and said: "Look at people, in the previous life, the golden cicada was a protΓ©gΓ© of the Buddha, this time I went down to experience life so that I could go back to be promoted, I am looking at you, I must be the unlucky guy who let the heavenly court kick him down, don't be hot-headed and want to kill him, otherwise not only the monkey will not spare you, but the Buddha and the Jade Emperor will also make you want to die!" β
The yellow-robed monster stopped talking, it is estimated that he really moved the mind of directly killing Tang Seng, but the cold sweat came down when Wu Yi said this, what is the identity of the person, the disciple of the Buddha, the identity is counted in the Three Realms, he is a headless and faceless star monarch, and he is also known for being a group, it is estimated that if he tells mortals that he is a Kui wood wolf, no one knows who it is.
Seeing that the yellow-robed monster was deep in thought, Wu Yi struck while the iron was hot and said, "If you want me to say, this matter is a chore, but what can I do if it has already been put on the stall?" Then do it, it's over after a little meaning, the gods and Buddhas in the sky don't take it seriously, what are you doing seriously, this monk you have been locked up for several days, this is also a difficulty, if you want me to say that you will directly release him and your mission is successfully completed, isn't it good to go back to heaven as soon as possible? β
Tang Seng continued: "Don't forget, you are a person with a wife and children, don't have a fever in your head!" The yellow-robed monster was completely convinced, and arched his hand: "Since the two of you have seen that the little fairy is heel, I will not hide it, it is indeed a Kui wood wolf below, and it is not impossible to let the holy monk go, but it is not easy to explain there, and please wait for the holy monk to wait a few more days, and when the monkey comes, fight with me, I will lose to it and leave." β
Tang Seng agreed: "Okay, the monkey is here, you can just mean it, but I shouldn't have to go to the cell again, right?" Kui Wood Wolf seemed to have made up his mind, gritted his teeth and said: "No, you can walk in the cave, but you can't get out of the hole, don't be embarrassed for me." Kui Mu Wolf said that in the end, he already had a pleading tone, and Tang Seng hurriedly agreed.
Kui Wood Wolf took Wu Ill and Tang Seng to his throne, and ordered the little demon to serve wine and meat, Wu Ill was already hungry and grabbed and ate it, but saw Tang Seng's face was painful, and he was worried: "What's wrong with you, Old Tang?" Tang Seng chewed a vegetable leaf and said, "Lao Tzu really wants to eat meat!" It would be even better if there was a hot pot to eat! "You can eat meat if you want, don't you?"
Tang Seng glanced left and right, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu is still followed by a group of messy bodyguards, how can I eat!" Kui Mu Wolf smiled: "If it's because of this holy monk, you can rest assured, we will be responsible for your safety after you are captured by our people, Liuding Liujia, and Wufang Jiedi have already left, don't worry." β
As soon as Kui Wood Wolf's words fell, Tang Seng hugged the pig's head and began to gnaw, and the ferocious Wu Yi trembled. He was still muttering in his mouth, but he couldn't hear anything clearly, Wu Yi gave him a glass of water and asked, "Are you swallowing things and saying it's okay?" "Whew! Lao Tzu died unjustly, I haven't eaten meat for a long time, and the meat is so delicious! β
"Husband!" Princess Baihua is here, holding two fat dolls with pink carvings and jade pecking, except for two furry ears, the others are no different from children. Kui Wood Wolf got up and took Baihua's hand and said gently, "Baihua, you are here." Baihua shyly agreed, stepped forward and squatted down to Tang Seng and said, "As a last resort, deceive the holy monk, please bear with me." β
Kui Mu Wolf arched his hand and said: "I'm afraid that they will cross the river and tear down the bridge, so let Baihua deceive the holy monk, and protect Baihua and my two children, if you offend, please bear with me." Tang Seng threw away the pig's head and smiled: "Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, it's not too much to do anything outrageous for their children, it's okay!" Wu Yi directly threw a jar of wine to Kui Mu Wolf: "It's over if you do it!" β
"Good! Refreshing people! Kui Mu Wolf first glanced at Princess Baihuashi, and then drank the wine after getting consent, Wu took the two little dolls with a wicked smile and asked, "At home, what my father said or what my mother said?" The two children shouted in unison, "Mother! Baihua blushed with shame, and the Kui Wood Wolf squirted out a mouthful of wine! (To be continued.) )