Chapter 383: The Monkey Is Coming
Before I knew it, I had been here for three days, and Eighty-Eight was found, and the Snow Maiden was restored to her original state, but the monkey had not returned. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I said Old Tang, why haven't the monkeys come yet, don't be the cheapest and run away from people!" Tang Seng touched his bare head and wondered: "Aren't I also wondering, it stands to reason that the monkey should have arrived a long time ago, and one hundred and eight thousand miles away, wouldn't it be the pig's head who was diverted halfway and went back to Gao Laozhuang directly, right?" "Damn! Don't be kidding, I'm still waiting to finish my work and go home, my sister-in-law and brother-in-law are waiting at home! "Wu is in a hurry.
Tang Seng spread his hands and said: "I don't want to either, I can't control this matter, in fact, if it's okay, it doesn't matter if we stay here for a few more days." "Shit! Lao Tzu has a beautiful wife at home, why do you live with a bald man? Tang Seng rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you go to find a monkey?" Wu was discouraged and said: "I just want to go, but I have to find a way!" ”
"Boom" The cave shook the mountain in an instant, Tang Seng immediately pulled Wu Ill under the table, and explained to Wu Ill: "There are too many masters in this world, and the earth is shaking at every turn, so you just treat us as if we are still in Japan!" "Kui Wood Wolf hurriedly ran over, and he had already recovered the appearance of the yellow-robed monster, and the blue-faced fangs frightened Wu Ai." When the monkey comes, I'm going to fight with him, remember to help me protect my wife and children. After saying that, he went out with a big knife.
Princess Baihua led the two children to Tang Seng's side, and Tang Seng said: "Don't worry, princess, Ling Lang and you will definitely not be in danger." "Wu ran outside in a hurry, and Tang Seng asked, 'Where are you going?' "! Brother Monkey is my idol, and I have to meet him today! The voice is still there, and the person is gone.
Tang Seng looked at the cave that was still trembling, gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go out first, if you are accidentally buried alive, you will die unjustly!" "It's all up to the holy monks." Tang Seng shook off his two legs and ran, he learned light skills from Wu Xingyun, and he was really dissatisfied with running, but he didn't expect that he couldn't run a family of three, and the two children carried their motherly spirit, and they ran more than Tang Seng, and they overtook it after a while. Tang Seng shouted from behind: "Wait for me!" ”
There was already a fight outside, the little demons were waving their flags and shouting in the back, and the yellow-robed monster was fighting with a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth. To be honest, Wu Yi was very disappointed, originally thought that Brother Monkey should be wearing a phoenix-winged purple and gold crown, wearing gold chain mail, pedaling lotus silk and walking in the clouds, waving a ruyi golden hoop stick, and riding a somersault cloud. But the one in front of him is a three-inch nail, Lei Gong's mouth is lonely, his eyes are sharp, he is wearing a yellow hair and a golden hoop, wearing a tiger skin skirt, baring his teeth and grinning, in short, he is very yellow and violent!
Tang Seng saw Wu Ill's complicated complexion and naturally knew what he was thinking, patted Wu Ill and comforted: "Monkeys are also monsters, how many are good-looking, don't be deceived by the movie." Wu Yi cried and said with a sad face: "But I didn't expect Brother Monkey to be so short!" "People are monkeys, and they are not baboons, how tall can they grow, let's make use of them!"
I saw the monkey in the field shouting and jumping out of the battle, the golden hoop stick pointed at the yellow-robed monster, and shouted angrily: "Where did you come from, I don't even know the Monkey King, you dare to arrest my master, see my grandson smash you into meat sauce with a stick today, bah!" "As soon as the monkey shook, the golden rod grew when it saw the wind, and one end was held in the hand of the monkey, and the other end was as thick as the lid of a pot, like a pillar of heaven falling down.
The yellow-robed monster looked invincible, turned into a yellow wind and fled, he fled, which made Wu Ill's group of melon-eating people miserable. The inertia of this thing is to stop when it is said to stop, and the monkey's anxious wah-wow scream will not help, seeing that the golden hoop stick is about to knock his master to death, he struggles to stop. Wu Ai saw that he couldn't hide, so he had no choice but to grit his teeth and hold eighty-eight in both hands, exhale in a deep voice, and pull out a bottle.
The monkey only felt like he had smashed on the ball, and his strength did not decrease but bounced back, and he was trying to retract his strength, and he was actually squatted on the ass when he was sent by this huge force. And Wu Ill has collapsed, this is really not a human thing, although Eighty-Eight has restraint on them, but more than 10,000 catties of things are very easy to take, not to mention the strength of the monkey plus the power of inertial gravity and so on, this really tired Wu Ill.
Both hands were completely numb, their ears were buzzing, and their eyes were black, but Tang Seng helped himself to sit down. "Old Wu, are you okay?" Wu Yi can finally see it now, but it is all ghosted, and the most important thing is that the monkey ran over, scratching his ears and cheeks, and he was still dangling in front of his eyes, and it took even more!
Consciousness slowly recovered, and the voices of Tang Seng and the monkey came. "Hello Brother Monkey! I'm your idol, can you sign me a name? The monkey was stunned for a moment, and then understood that this was flattering himself, and happily patted Wu Yi and said: "Haha, the young man is very powerful, he can actually pick me up and not die, I have made this friend!" As soon as he stretched out his hand, he wrote the seven characters "Monkey King" crookedly on Wu Ai's pants.
Tang Seng pulled the monkey aside, and said angrily: "Do you monkey want to beat me to death together, if it weren't for Lao Wu's strength, Lao Tzu would have handed it over to you today!" The monkey rubbed his hands and said, "I didn't mean to, who knew that the monster turned around and ran, without any grace, oops!" It's hard to let this guy run away! "As he spoke, he was going to chase after him again.
Princess Baihua was shocked: "Sir, it's better to send the holy monk back to my treasure elephant country first, this wilderness, in case there are three long and two short..." Tang Seng naturally knew that Baihua was worried that the monkey would catch up with his husband and fight again, so he pushed the boat down the river and said: "Send us back first, that monster is scared by you, and it must not come back." Sun Wukong patted his head: "That's right! Let's go! Princess Baihua breathed a sigh of relief.
It's just that the monkey suddenly turned around, his fiery eyes shone brightly, staring at the two children, and sneered: "Cutting grass without rooting the spring breeze blows and grows again!" The demon eats my grandson a stick! "Out of motherhood, Princess Baihua can only hold her two children and close her eyes and wait for death, but at this time, two voices appeared." Harvest! "The other is like thunder chanting, ethereal and boundless.
The monkey smashed the bluestone in front of him with a stick, and at the same time, the sharp pain that hurt into the bone marrow made his first reaction to roll around with his head, and Wu Yi also released the mother and son. Wu Ying couldn't bear the pain of his idol, stepped forward to block Tang Seng's mouth, and provoked the old Tang to roll his eyes: "Do you know now why I sometimes drove him away when I knew he was very useful?" ”
Monkeys are anxious, what they say is not false at all, monkeys are all quick tempers, most of the time their brains are hot and dry, completely reckless. In such a short moment, the monkey was already prostrated in pain, and he couldn't get up with his head in his arms. Wu Yi went up to help Sun Wukong and said: "Brother Monkey, what are you doing beating people, is it easy for orphans and widows, and how cute these two children are!" ”
The monkey opened his eyes and glanced at the two children hatefully, and let Wu Yi help him away. Tang Seng chattered in the back to educate the monkey, the monkey didn't say a word as if he was asleep, and the Snow Girl moved forward with a hundred flowers, and the mother and son were accepted into the eighty-eight and came out, and they had no strength, so they could only let the Snow Girl support and move forward slowly.
After walking for a short time, I saw a monster with a pig's head and a rough beard, followed by a white horse, no need to ask if it must be the legendary Zhu Bajie sand monk and the white dragon horse. Zhu Bajie cried and ran over to bypass Wu Ai, who was holding a monkey, and a bear hugged Tang Seng, and the pig howled: "Master! My old pig wants to kill you! ’
Seeing that Lao Tang was about to be strangled to death by Zhu Bajie, Wu Ying couldn't help but remind: "If you don't let go of your master, you will go to see the Buddha!" Zhu Bajie hurriedly let go of Tang Seng, and while giving Tang Seng a good breath, he stared at the towering chest of Princess Baihuashi, as if his subordinates belonged to others. Tang Seng was about to let him rub off the skin, pushed off Zhu Bajie's pig's trotters and said, "Get away, there is a pig smell on your body!" ”
Unexpectedly, Tang Seng was the closest to the white dragon horse, holding the horse's head and stroking it twice, leading the horse to Baihua and saying: "Amitabha! Princess, please ride this white horse and take the child home, as soon as you get off the horse it will come back on its own, don't worry. Baihua asked shyly: "Won't the holy monk go to my treasure elephant country to rest, I will let my father reward the gold, silver and jewelry, and I will definitely satisfy you!" ”
Zhu Bajie snorted and said: "Master, why don't we go and rest, you don't know, in the past few days, I have broken my leg for you and my old pig, and my stomach has lost a lot of weight, so why don't you let me eat a hot meal!" Tang Seng glared at Zhu Bajie and said to Baihua: "No need, the poor monk still has to hurry, so don't bother the princess, please!" Saying that, he stretched out his hand to ask the princess to get on the horse, Baihua was not pretentious, and got on the horse with his two children, and the whip was raised, and he was dusty all the way.
Baihua was ashamed to leave, and Zhu Bajie set his goal on the Snow Girl again, but how could the proud artist of the Snow Girl look down on him, before he could show off his life experience, he had already made him quick-frozen with a beckon. As soon as Tang Seng asked for mercy, Wu Yi comforted: "Don't worry, she can't die, she's okay with this temperament." The monkey sat on the side sulking, and the sand monk went looking for something to eat, and there were no extra people at the moment.
Wu Yi asked: "Didn't you say that you were in the other world together, why is it that you are the only one who has a memory, and the others don't seem to have any impression." Tang Seng lowered his voice and said: "I don't know, I rode on a horse when I came back, it was like a dream, but the clothes on my body changed, and the monkeys asked me where I learned the trick, and I knew that they had lost their memory." ”
Wu Yi touched his chin and said: "It is estimated that Wu Lao Er and them did it, I think so, I will help you get the scriptures as soon as possible, and I will leave when you become a Buddha." Tang Seng said: "That relationship is good, and it is much safer to have you with me." "Huang Mei is here too, you know?" "When will it ....." (To be continued.) )