"Hmmm......"

Our Lady of Jin Ling looked at Jia Xu for a long time, and the pig's head on her neck glanced at Yuding Zhenren very seriously, and asked, "Can I kill him?" ”

Yuding Zhenren broke out in a cold sweat, waved his hand again and again, and said in a panic: "Senior sister, don't be impulsive, these two are the guests of my master Yuan Shi Tianzun, and I hope that senior sister will give Poor Dao a thin face and raise your noble hand!" ”

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Liu Shuxian's eyebrows are not eyebrows, and her nose is not a nose, and she said: "The pig-headed monster has a very big tone!" I heard you're very good at fighting? ”

Jia Xu also casually threw aside Marshal Tianxuan, who was blocking in front of him, and cheered for Liu Shuxian: "That's it!" If you look ten points more beautiful, maybe Xu will also consider taking pity on the fragrance and cherishing the jade, Xu has not seen a fool who dares to say big things in front of Xu for a long time! ”

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit frowned, and grabbed the Heavenly Sword Void that had been shattered on the ground with her left hand, and the sword immediately flew into the hand of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit.

Our Lady of Jin Ling looked at Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian with an unkind face and said, "Do you really want to die?" ”

"Hah!"

Jia Xu looked disdainful, and said with an indifferent smile: "You bluff me!" No one can mobilize mana here, do you think you can scare people by playing a trick as an artist? When you were chased and killed by the chengguan, you didn't know where to pee and mud! ”

Yuding Zhenren sweated profusely and rushed to the middle of Jia Xu and the Holy Mother of Jin Ling and said: "Don't be so angry with the two of you, everyone is your own person, don't hurt the harmony......"

Our Lady of Jin Ling's eyes were cold as if she could freeze to death, but I have to say that what Jia Xu said was really right, no one can use mana here, plus Our Lady of Jin Ling has seen Jia Xu's copper skin and iron bones just now, even if she has a sword in her hand, there is really no good way to deal with Jia Xu.

Even if the Holy Mother of Jinling was reluctant in her heart, she could only snort coldly and said unwillingly: "I hate that the canopy under my command is not there, otherwise you will not dare to be so arrogant!" ”

"Canopy!?"

Jia Xu was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and said, "Why does this name sound so familiar...... I always feel like I've heard of it somewhere......"

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Jia Xu's mind, and he blurted out: "Marshal Tianpeng!?" Zhu Bajie, right! ”

Our Lady of Jin Ling was also taken aback by Jia Xu's startle, and couldn't help but say, "That's right......"

"Haha!"

Jia Xule clapped his hands, turned his head and looked around: "Zhu Bajie is also here with you?" You Kunlun Mountain Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, does he look like Ma Dehua, if he has a wild boar face, he won't admit it......"

Yuding Zhenren looked at it like this, it seemed that he couldn't fight like this, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and put down his heart and said: "Marshal Tianpeng was drunk and molested with Fairy Chang'e after being consecrated as a god, and was ordered by the Jade Emperor to fall into the mortal world, and there was a special order from the queen mother, so he suffered from the love of thousands of generations, so he had to return to ......the throne."

"Oh! That's it! ”

Jia Xu clapped his hands and said: "This hasn't made a mistake yet, why can you get it down, or you Heavenly Court's civil servants have a high ideological consciousness." ”

Yuding Zhenren nodded and said: "This is what Marshal Tiancang himself meant, a thousand lifetimes of love are full of calculations, and it will take at least 20,000 years to be perfect, and the sooner he works, he can return to the throne early, so since the day he became Marshal Tianpeng, he has already gone through the Nether Tribulation again......"

At this time, Our Lady of Jin Ling also said angrily on the side: "That pig's head has eaten the empty salary of the left protector seat of this seat for thousands of years, and I don't know where to find him when I get him, if it weren't for the position of the left protector is determined by heaven, this seat would have removed him from his post a long time ago, and let Tianxuan take the throne!" ”

Tianxuan got up and stood aside, not happy or sad, originally he was the only one under the Holy Mother of Jinling, and no matter how promoted he was, he was still the only one to work, so although the matter was related to his future, he was calm and didn't pay attention to it at all.

Promoted? Let's talk about it when it's expanded!

"Huh?"

As soon as Jia Xu heard that he couldn't see this second senior brother who was extremely popular in the world, his face suddenly fell, and after being depressed for a long time, he raised his head slightly and asked Yuding Zhenren: "Then, what does Marshal Peng look like that day?" Like the version played by Ma Dehua? It's really not good, and the version that turns after Journey to the West is okay, and if it doesn't work, the version of Sun Wukong will be fine......"

Yuding Zhenren shook his head a little embarrassed and said, "This ...... Let the guests be disappointed, the poor road rarely stays in the present world, what you said, although the poor road has heard of it, but has not seen it, it is really difficult to answer......"

"Oh......"

Jia Xu looked very disappointed, and sighed: "Thousands of love tribulations, thousands of love tribulations......

Instead, Jia Xu glanced at the dozen or so goddesses who were still embroidering behind him, and then looked up at the Holy Mother of Jin Ling, who had been lusted by countless people, and sighed: "Actually, it's no wonder that Marshal Tianpeng, the goddesses are all like this, and they can't stand it for thousands of years......"

Our Lady of Jin Ling slapped the table again angrily, and said angrily: "The stinky boy wants to fight!?" ”

This time, Jia Xu didn't disagree with each other and fought hard, turned his head and squatted down to start looking at the goddess's embroidery, and muttered in his mouth: "This is to give Ma Dehua face, I used to like him all the time......"

The pretty face of the Golden Spirit Holy Mother was flushed, the fierce god Rakshasa on the left kept opening his mouth and roaring, but the pig head on the right closed his eyes and said nothing, but it was still that reason, everyone here can't do it, although everyone is a man and a woman, but it is obvious that the combat effectiveness on the other side is much higher, and only fools will do things that humiliate themselves.

So Jia Xu held Liu Shuxian's thin waist here, appreciating the embroidery of the sixteen goddesses one by one, and made some extremely unprofessional comments to tease the girl, I don't know how comfortable the small life is.

"Xiaoyanagi, you see, this is called a chrysanthemum ......"

"Then, Xiaoyanagi, you see, this one is called Lily......"

"Huh!? I didn't expect there to be this thing, come on, come on, Xiaoliu, I'll tell you, this flower is called 'yes, you have to feed', have you heard of Huangmei Opera, since there was that drama, there is more of this kind of flower in this fairy world, how about it, it's rare......"

……

A group of goddesses glanced at Jia Xu with neurotic eyes, but after all, they were guests, and they were not good at swearing, so these goddesses all thought that they had not heard these unpopular knowledge and yellow jokes that Jia Xu was selling, and began to embroider intently.

After a while, the first goddess who had embroidered flowers stood up and respectfully handed the embroidery in her hand to Marshal Tianxuan, who in turn handed the embroidery to Our Lady of Jinling.

"That's it, huh?"

Jia Xu was a little disappointed, and waited for a long time, should it be decided like this, this is too boring.

Liu Shuxian also asked Yuding Zhenren a little boringly: "She is the leader of the Western District?" ”

Before the Yuding Zhenren could speak, the Holy Mother of Jin Ling, who was sitting on it, sneered disdainfully: "The countrymen are really uninformed, take a good look, the competition of the gods, you can watch it with your own eyes once in your life, it is also your blessing!" ”

"Hmmm......"

Jia Xu said with empty eyes: "In fact, as long as you drink two taels of wine, you can play your project in the East District at any time......"

Our Lady of Jin Ling glanced at Yuding Zhenren with some confusion and asked, "Senior brother, what is the project in the Eastern District this time?" ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Yuding Zhenren almost coughed and turned his back on his back, his old face was so embarrassed that he covered his face and said: "Senior sister, don't ask again, junior brother, this is really for the sake of senior sister......"

Obviously, as soon as Yuding Zhenren's words came out, Our Lady of Jin Ling became even more curious, but at this moment, the second goddess who had completed the embroidery had also been born, so Our Lady of Jin Ling had no choice but to suppress the curiosity in her heart first, took the embroidery handed over by Tianxuan, and snorted coldly at Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian: "Look at it, this is the way of competition for immortals, Tianxuan!" ”

"Yes!"

I saw Marshal Tianyu take out two half-piled flower pots from the red cloth under the table, and spread two embroideries on the flower pots, and then, something magical happened!

The two embroideries were opened by the flowers growing out of the pot and fell to the ground, and when I looked at the embroidery on the ground, I could only see a white silk, and the embroidered flowers turned into living creatures and grew in the flower pot!

If it was just that, it wouldn't be nothing, but the next moment, something even more amazing happened!

These two flowers are chrysanthemums and roses, and when they see the wind, they rise when they see the wind, and finally when they grow to the size of a fist, they shake up and become two warriors!

I saw that the chrysanthemum had dozens of petal tentacles, and each tentacle was holding a small pointed sword.

And the roses over there are not inferior in terms of equipment, and I saw that the spikes all over its body skyrocketed, protecting most of the places on its body, so that the chrysanthemum monster had no way to start.

"Wow!"

Jia Xu looked at the two little flowers in amazement, you and I fought together, and the fight was so lively, I couldn't help but applaud and cheered: "Good fight!" ”

Finally, in the end, one of the roses was careless, and was stabbed by the chrysanthemum monster with a sword, and was defeated on the spot, and the chrysanthemum monster was also riddled with holes in the rose thorns, and he was still breathing.

At this time, Tian Xuan announced: "Chrysanthemum wins, and Dini advances!" ”

Jia Xu said with great emotion: "The chrysanthemum monster is not ordinary, one will die if you clip it...... Ay? What did you just hear......"

Jia Xu looked up at the winning goddess, and saw that her face was flat, as if she was not happy because of the victory, and she didn't seem to be sad because of the defeat, but the most important thing was ......

"Dini!?"

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and said, "It's really you, how did you a nun jump to the Immortal Dojo here?" Xitian is full of enrollment this year, is it not accepting people? Or is there no empty bed in the goddess's dormitory, so let you stay here for boarding......"

Dini glanced at Jia Xu with a flat face and asked, "Have we met?" ”

After hearing this, Jia Xu smiled mysteriously and said, "We will meet in the future......"