"Report !!"

The emperor looked displeased and snorted coldly, "What's the matter with a panic? Didn't you say don't disturb us when the widow is square dancing with the immortals? ”

A wounded goalkeeper stumbled into the hall and shouted with all his might, "Your Majesty!! Outside the door...... Outside the door, there was a hairy face and a thunderous mouth...... Called in......"

As soon as he finished speaking, the goalkeeper tilted his head and passed out!

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"Ah!!h

I don't know who took the lead in shouting, a group of immortals shouted as if they had blown up the pot, and they fled from place to place, even Li Jing, the king of Tota, who has always been known for his stability, was also frightened and staggered, standing unsteadily!

The emperor's legs shook, and he subconsciously drilled under the table, revealing a ****** shivering outside.

However, the emperor is the emperor after all, even if he has been scared into this bird-like picture, he is still not surprised, and actively thinks about countermeasures......

Suddenly, the emperor suddenly clapped his hands, brushed open the table, raised his hand and shouted: "Go and invite the Buddha!! ”

All the immortals have already taken care of themselves, how can anyone who is not afraid of death dare to ventilate and report at this time?

Run fast one by one!

After a while, there were not many people left in the originally lively Lingxiao Treasure Hall.

Seeing that there were still two courtiers who were loyal to him, the emperor was extremely moved, and he took two steps down and came to a god lying on the ground, looking like a martyr, and sighed: "Aiqing is really the minister of my humerus!" Aiqing ...... Aiqing, what's your name......

The immortal grabbed the emperor's hand and didn't let go, and said with tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, I'm Tie Guan Li......"

The emperor suddenly said: "Oh! It's Tie Aiqing! ”

Tie Guan Li cried, how did this kind of intellectual retardation become his leader?

Seeing that Tie Guan Li was crying even more, the emperor was also in a surging mood, and said with emotion: "Aiqing wants to come forward to kill the enemy for me? There is really Lao Aiqing, if Aiqing does not die this time, I will have a ...... in the future Groove !! ”

"There must be a slot?"

Tie Guan Li said inexplicably: "What do you mean?" Your Majesty, you are scolding? ”

At that time, Tie Guan Li was not happy, and as soon as he slapped the floor, he immediately said angrily: "Your Majesty! I'm a cripple though! But I'm also a dignified cripple! Even if you're our boss, you can't just curse! Now that the human world is paying attention to the equality of individuals and everyone, our immortal world must also keep pace with the times......"

The emperor was not angry at all because of Tie Guan Li's rebuttal, but he pointed behind Tie Guan Li in a panic and said hurriedly: "Aiqing!" The widow has seen something more terrifying than a monkey, and it's up to you here! I will definitely posthumously crown you the Generalissimo of the Heavenly Realm in the future...... Yes!!! Help me!!! ”

Before the emperor finished speaking, he turned his head and ran away, and even his shoes ran away!

Tie Guan Li said inexplicably: "It's just a monkey calling...... yes, why should we be afraid of that monkey, didn't we just come to act......"

At this time, a gentle voice came from Tie Guan Li's ear, and he said with a little surprise: "When the monkeys made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, did you deliberately release the water?" ”

Tie Guan Li subconsciously nodded and said, "That's right! At that time, the buildings of the Heavenly Court were in disrepair and had become dangerous houses, but as soon as the Jade Emperor had the idea of starting construction, there were many foolish fairies who claimed to be 'well-known elites', saying that it was better to donate to the disaster area than to work for the people and lose money...... So later...... Ay? Who are you? ”

Tie Guan Li turned around, and a middle-aged man squatted beside him, handsome, gentle and majestic, it was Jia Xu, Jia Wenhe Yes!

Jia Xu smiled and didn't answer.

patting Tie Guan Li's shoulder, Jia Xu pointed around, and said curiously: "Look, they have all run away, why are you still sitting here?" ”

When Tie Guan Li heard this, he immediately forgot to continue to ask Jia Xu's identity, and patted his leg in annoyance and said, "Hi! Before the thieves came in, His Majesty was leading us to dance, as soon as I was happy, I didn't know where to throw the iron crutch in my hand, who knew that before I could find the crutch back, this fairy ran away, and my iron crutch didn't know where it was kicked...... You say I'm a cripple, can I run? ”

Jia Xu listened to it and said happily: "Square dance? Hey! I didn't expect you immortals to be so good at playing! It seems that we can still seek common ground while reserving differences! ”

Tie Guan Li said inexplicably: "...... What do you mean? ”

Jia Xu waved his hand and said casually: "It's nothing, it's nothing, by the way, where did the stupid guy in the dragon robe go just now?" Seeing that his clothes are so formal, I didn't expect him to run quite fast! ”

Tie Guan Li subconsciously pointed in the direction where the emperor had just fled, but immediately he understood, and stammered at Jia Xu: "You...... You're ......"

Jia Xu laughed, wiped his right hand on his face, and changed into a hairy face and Lei Gongzui, and then shook his head and changed back to his original appearance.

Tie Guan Li was extremely shocked and said, "It's you!?" ”

Jia Xu nodded and laughed as a matter of course: "Of course it's me, thank you for showing me the way, when I take the head of the Jade Emperor, I will definitely make you a wrestler!" ”

After that, Jia Xu turned into golden light and disappeared in a flash.

Only the stunned Tie Guan Li was left to look at the sky speechlessly......

Nine Heavens Outside

The emperor ran desperately and didn't look back.

But at this moment, a terrifying voice suddenly sounded in his ears that he would never forget in his life......

"Old dog! Where to go...... Ay? Isn't this Brother Jibo? Hahaha...... It's really a place in life where we don't meet! ”

Jia Xu stretched out his hand and grabbed it, pressed the emperor on the cloud, rubbed it carefully, and nodded: "It's really you, Brother Ji Bo!" I haven't seen it for many years, so it looks a lot more magnanimous! I didn't expect to talk about it casually at the beginning, you really became the Jade Emperor! ”

The man who was pressed on the cloud by Jia Xu was Bo Yi Kao!

Seeing that he was entangled by Jia Xu's neuropathy again, Bo Yikao wanted to die, and begged for mercy with a sad face: "Master, what are you doing again?" Wasn't it hard enough for me to be cheated by you in my last life? You played the king in the court and disappeared without a trace, and the king chopped me alive into meat sauce in order to vent his anger! Woohoo......"

“…… Well...... this."

Jia Xu smiled awkwardly, scratched his head and said, "But aren't you already the Jade Emperor now, this can be regarded as a blessing in disguise, don't you say, Brother Ji Bo!" ”

Bo Yi Kao muttered in a low voice: "If I really become the Jade Emperor, I don't have to be afraid of you......"

Jia Xu's face froze, and he said with an unkind expression: "What did you say?" ”

Bo Yi Kao waved his hand again and again, and sneered: "It's nothing, it's nothing, master, you came from afar, are you hungry, thirsty or not?" I'll give you something to eat! ”

Jia Xu waved his hand and said in disgust: "I don't eat it, the smell of human whips is too strong...... By the way, Brother Ji Bo, you just said that you are not the Jade Emperor? What do you mean? Look at you standing in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, there are five people and six people, it seems to be very majestic! ”

Bo Yi Kao sighed helplessly: "One last time, to reiterate, my name is Ji Bo Yi Kao, or Ji Kao, not Ji Bo!" ”

Jia Xu grinned and hooked Bo Yikao's shoulder and laughed: "Ji Bo, Ji bar, what's the matter!" Your dad dares to take it, and he won't call anyone else? Come on, come on, I'll introduce you to a few new friends! ”

After that, as soon as Jia Xu hooked his hand, Liu Shuxian dragged out the release of the bun and the golden-winged Dapeng, who were dodging and reluctant to show up in the distance, and held them hostage to Jia Xu's side, and met with Bo Yikao.

Bo Yi Kao only felt that his eyes were dark, and he muttered in his heart: "There are three more ...... of neuropathy"

Jia Xu paused, looked at Bo Yikao's expression, and said unhappily: "Brother Ji Bo! What do you mean by this poop eating expression? Could it be that the brother of the bun has offended you? ”

Bo Yi Kao looked at Jia Xu, but didn't dare to say that this expression was actually because he saw him......

Shi Jiabao also couldn't laugh and laughed and saluted to Bo Yi, and said with the name of the Buddha: "Amitabha, the poor monk is a person from outside the party, passing through this place today, there is no malice, please don't worry about it, please don't worry about ......it."

When Bo Yi Kao heard this, he was overjoyed and hurriedly shouted: "Is this really the case? I have some friendship with the West, and now that you and I are destined to meet, can you save me, master...... Ay! Master, don't run! Come back and escort! Escort! ”

Seeing Shi Jiabao who was hiding in a small corner with a smile on his face and didn't dare to speak, Bo Yi Kao should know even if he was a fool that this thing didn't dare to offend such a neurotic person as Jia Xu.

In desperation, Bo Yi Kao had to sigh and said: "Okay, okay, master, you want to kill or kill you, but don't damage my heavenly palace, it's not easy to find some funds to rebuild......"

Jia Xu said inexplicably: "Why did the widow kill you?" Xu came this time to make a special trip to trouble the Jade Emperor...... Are you the Jade Emperor's eldest cousin? ”

Bo Yi Kao waved his hand again and again to deny it, and then changed color and said strangely: "You came to find the Jade Emperor...... What are you doing......"

Jia Xu said impatiently: "Trouble! It's hard to make a foundation! Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and take the poor road to find the bad luck of the Jade Emperor Lao'er, otherwise the widow will tell you to eat gas empty, do you believe it or not?! ”

When he met such an unreasonable person, Bo Yi Kao was about to cry, and sobbed with a handful of snot and tears: "If you want to come to trouble the Jade Emperor, just say it early!" I am ready to die heroically......"

Jia Xu was curious: "Why doesn't it seem that the Jade Emperor has a good reputation here ...... you?" ”

Bo Yi Kao didn't make a sound, just glanced at Jia Xu, and said silently in his heart: "Actually, you are the same......"