The Wide-eyed Heavenly King smiled secretly in his heart, but his face was silent, and he pretended to say, "So that's the case! Oh, the great god, if you have a need, just open your mouth, and the little god will be scared of the little god, hahaha......"

Seeing that the Wide-Eyed Heavenly King was smiling happily, Jia Xu also laughed casually: "Actually, don't bother, didn't you just call the reinforcements from the Divine Realm to come over, wait for Xia Xu to go directly with them to see the Jade Emperor, and I won't ask the Heavenly Kings to lead the way......"

The Four Heavenly Kings were all shocked in their hearts, and the Wide-Eyed Heavenly King was even more shocked, and said with a slightly dry smile: "What the great god is saying, the little god can't understand...... There's nothing going on here, so why would the little god call reinforcements......"

Before the words of the Wide-eyed Heavenly King fell, I saw that Jia Xu didn't say a word, and a shock wave smashed the newly renovated office of hundreds of square meters in the communication office!

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows and grinned: "Isn't there something wrong now, if you didn't applaud just now, hurry up and call it again now......"

Instead, Jia Xu's face suddenly became gloomy, and he said coldly: "Xu's patience...... It's not good......"

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Today's Jia Xu looks like a coal boss who spent money to buy the village chief!

The of the four heavenly kings was almost frightened out by Jia Xu's majestic aura, and no matter whether Jia Xu was telling the truth or the opposite, the wide-eyed heavenly king took out the walkie-talkie for help and cried and shouted: "Cave demon, cave demon!" I'm hole two, I'm hole two, the enemy has weapons of mass destruction, the enemy has weapons of mass destruction! I ask for support, I ask for support! Hear please answer, hear please answer, over, over!! ”

At this time, Nezha, who got the distress signal, had already rushed to Yizhongtian, Nantianmen, with tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers under his command!

Hearing the eager shouts of the Wide-eyed Heavenly King again, Nezha was also anxious in his heart, and felt the seriousness of the matter!

Although the martial arts of the Four Heavenly Kings are average, the magic weapons are extraordinary, and the enemies who can force the Four Heavenly Kings to ask for help may be very difficult to deal with......

The identity of the enemy was constantly guessed in his mind, and Nezha's army was finally about to arrive at the scene!

Nezha squinted his eyes, and saw the communication room that had turned into ruins, and a man and a woman who were sitting in front of the Four Heavenly Kings, with a fierce face, and they didn't look like good people just by looking at their backs......

Jia Xu and Liu Shuxian were aware of it, and they turned around one after another, and they were being looked at carefully by Nezha!

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Nezha flicked the military flag, desperately stopped the pace of the army, his voice trembled, and he said in a panic: "There is nothing ahead!" The army listens to me! The whole army retreats! Fall back!!! ”

After that, before the tens of thousands of troops he brought could react, Nezha had already dodged, turned around and ran!

But Nezha, who has already been noticed by Jia Xu, can escape the capture of the unicorn arm?

Jia Xu saw Nezha from afar, his heart was happy, and he laughed and said: "I didn't expect that it was an old acquaintance who came!" Santan Haihui ...... I'm a mud horse!! ”

Before Jia Xu finished his kind words, he saw Nezha turn his head and run, and immediately Jia Xu was unhappy, and stretched out his hand towards Liu Shuxian and said, "Xiaoliu!" Borrow your Qiankun circle and use it! ”

Liu Shuxian was very obedient and conjured up the Qiankun circle and stuffed it into Jia Xu's hand.

Jia Xu sighed towards the Qiankun circle, pinched the trick and recited the mantra: "Taishang Laojun, hurry like a law, another law, another law!" Disease! ”

In an instant, a Xuanguang stopped in front of Nezha, who fled in a panic, and before Nezha could react, he fell headlong into the Xuanguang conjured up by Jia Xu's practice, and when he reappeared, Nezha was extremely horrified to find that he actually got out of the Qiankun circle in Jia Xu's hands!

Without waiting for Nezha to run away again, Jia Xu pressed Nezha to the ground, punching and kicking!

Give him a lotus root baby, the immortal lotus body is also beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and he can't take care of himself in life!

Jia Xu, who finally finished getting angry, grabbed Nezha's white tights, and said angrily: "Little Red Guy, Lao Tzu authorized you to go back to Heaven in advance to be an immortal, and this is how you repay the widow?" Do you still want to run after seeing it? Don't you look at it, has anyone ever run away? Well? ”

Nezha's eyes were about to cry and swollen, and his intestines were also repentant, and he said with a handful of snot and tears: "National teacher, misunderstanding!" Misunderstanding! The little god is just ...... It's just that I suddenly have an urgency! ”

"Urgency?"

Jia Xu smiled coldly, nodded, and let go of Nezha.

Just when Nezha wondered why this thing let himself go so easily today, Jia Xu suddenly snorted coldly: "Pee! ”

Nezha was dumbfounded: "...... Clams? ”

Jia Xu smiled yin: "Aren't you anxious to urinate?" Immediately pee out for the widow here! If you can't pee, the widow is also a reasonable person...... Poor Dao will definitely pee you again! ”

Nezha's tears are about to fall, what kind of crime has he suffered!

Originally, Yang Jian should be in charge of this matter, but he had to be cheap, and he wanted to join in the fun, but it turned out to be cool, and he was forced to pee by a big man who picked his feet......

Or else, Liu Shuxian's daughter's family is kind-hearted, look at Nezha's little arms and legs, a child like a porcelain doll, where can she bear Jia Xu to bully others like this, and immediately pleaded: "National teacher, what's so nice about a boy's peeing, just chop it for him, let's go to Tiangong to find a girl!" ”

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Nezha's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted, this Nima really deserves to be a family, one is more ruthless than the other......

Seeing that Nezha was about to die on the spot, Shi Jiabao, who was constantly watching the play on the side, finally couldn't help but stand up, stood in front of Nezha, and said with a wry smile: "The national teacher wants the poor monk to make trouble with you, to put it bluntly, why bother with a child......

Dapeng also protected Nezha behind him with great righteousness, raised his eyebrows at Nezha and said, "Yuanba! Long time no see! ”

Nezha was moved and threw himself into Dapeng's arms, crying heartbreakingly: "Only Dapeng is good in the world!" Uncle Guoshi can't compare to ......"

Jia Xu's face darkened: "This little kid still owes ...... pumping"

Shi Jiabao hurriedly stopped Jia Xu, and said with a wry smile: "National teacher, didn't you come today to find the bad luck of the Jade Emperor, why waste time here, with this effort, we can all slander the Jade Emperor in a suite in the second ring of Beijing......"

Jia Xu thought about it for a while, and found that what Shi Jiabao said seemed to be very reasonable, so he nodded, sat back on the throne, and beckoned to Nezha: "Little Red Guy, now that the widow has given you a chance to atone for your sins, you, immediately take the widow to meet the Jade Emperor, and the widow will go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to play a trick!" ”

When Nezha heard this, he was almost speechless with regret, and wiped his tears and said, "National teacher...... If you want to find Your Majesty's bad luck, you said it earlier...... If I had known you were here to mess with that stinky old man, I would have been stupid to avoid you......"

"Stinky boy, you still admit it, didn't you say you had urgency just now? Who learned to lie at a young age? ”

After Jia Xu complained, he didn't continue to dwell on this matter, and blew away all the tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers who had just arrived with one palm, and hooked his hand towards Nezha and said, "Go!" Fly into the sky with Hexu and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun! ”

……

heaven

Above the Lingxiao Treasure Palace

Looking at it from afar, but you can see the Jade Tower Golden Palace, Qiongtai Yuyu, Zhantian Love Que, Jade Carving, Jade Steps, Towering into the Sky, Carved Beams and Embroidered Pillars, Feige Liudan, a good faction of immortals Lingyundi, the top of the Golden Luan of the God Realm!

The emperor sitting on the central throne slowly walked out of the throne, and there were countless immortals worshipping below.

There was a faint fairy music in his ears, and there were even cranes flying in the vast clouds.

The emperor was majestic and calm, looking down on his immortal class.

On the side, Tai Bai Xing sang: "All the immortals are sacred, if you have something to do, you will play early, and you will enter the next link if you have nothing to do!" ”

Ge Tianjun came out of the ranks, holding a jade plate, saluting and singing: "Minister Ge Hong, something to play!" ”

The emperor bowed his head and said lightly: "Read!" ”

Ge Tianjun saluted again and replied: "The next Four Seas Dragon King will jointly write a letter, suing the thief Wang Xu, making trouble in the Dragon Palace, destroying the palace and countless treasures, and injuring hundreds of thousands of Sea Dragon Army, asking the Jade Emperor to issue an order to send someone to investigate and deal with it in the Kunlun Mountain Dojo!" ”

The emperor was expressionless, raised his head and sighed, and asked Tai Bai Xing, "This is the first time someone has made trouble in the Dragon Palace?" ”

Tai Bai Xing pinched his fingers and said: "Nezha is one in the sea, eight immortals are two in crossing the sea, the monkey is in the Dragon Palace is three, and the agarwood is ......."

"Alright, alright, needless to say!"

The emperor frowned and said unhappily: "There are so many things in the Dragon Palace, could it be that it is all due to other people's reasons?" Why don't you see other units having so many troubles? Appeal dismissed, next! ”

Ge Hong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and continued to read: "The king of the underworld also has a music!" Suing the thieves for breaking through the Yin and Yang Pass, beating the Ten Palaces of Yama, and forcing the underworld agencies to do things for them, this is a contempt for the law of heaven, and it should be punished severely! ”

The emperor didn't raise his head, and waved his hand indifferently: "Reject, dismiss!" A powerful character who can break through the Yin and Yang Pass, how can we provoke it? Give the king of Hades a verbal warning, if he dares to blame the scourge on Heaven next time, he, the king of Hades, will not have to do it! ”

Ignoring the whispers of the group of ministers below, the emperor waved his hands and brushed his sleeves, and said loudly: "Everyone, Aiqing! Today's two super-conferences have ended, and now it's time for everyone's favorite ......"

"Square dancing session! Yell! ~”

The emperor shook off the dragon robe and writhed in a strong suit!

At this time, the original background music also changed abruptly, and suddenly became exciting!

A group of immortals also left today's abnormality behind, untied their trouser belts, threw off their coat fairy clothes, shook their heads one after another, and danced together with the footsteps of the emperor!

The emperor sang passionately: "The light shines in all directions on Beijing's golden mountain~~~Hey, hey, Chairman Mao is the golden drop that loves Aiyang too much~~~"

The immortals echoed and danced: "How warm, how warm~ how kind~ to illuminate the hearts of our serfs!! Hey ~ Bazaar Black! ”

Just when everyone was happy, suddenly an abrupt and panicked shout suddenly came from outside the hall!

"Report !!"