"it!"

Shi Jiabao was shocked, and held it down to Jia Xu, who was about to take off his robe and jump down, and said anxiously: "National teacher, don't mess around, this is a necessary drinking fresh water for sea voyages, don't think that the poor monk doesn't know you, you like to pee secretly in the pool, wait until you get dirty, we have been sailing at sea for months to drink chicken feathers!" ”

Jia Xu said with a disappointed face: "Huh? Can't be accommodating, promise not to pee this time...... Ay? That's not right! ”

Jia Xu suddenly woke up and asked Shi Jiabao strangely, "Why are we going to the sea?" ”

Shi Jiabao also gave Jia Xu an inexplicable explanation: "Aren't we going to Tianzhu to ask how the Buddha can go to heaven now?" How to get there by boat without taking the sea route? ”

Jia Xu suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Haha! That's right, that's what you said! I went to the underworld last night, and I intercepted the distress letter sent by the underworld to the heavenly court, and I got the address of the heavenly court by touching the vine, so we don't have to be so troublesome, and then we deliberately went to Tianzhu to make a big detour! Unhappy? ”

Shi Jiabao was stunned for a moment, and said strangely: "Since you already know how to go to Heavenly Court, why do we want to break up the marriage of the treasure tree ship......

Jia Xu's expression was straight, and he said seriously: "What kind of identity is Xu, even if he goes to Heaven to make trouble this time, he still has to get all the pomp and circumstance!" There is no reason for the Jade Emperor to sit on the dragon throne and drag it the same as 2580,000, the widow walked over, and it was the same as stealing mines, don't do it, don't do it! ”

Shi Jiabao looked confused, and said with a wry smile: "The poor monk really can't guess you, national teacher...... Alas, forget it, whatever you want, anyway, it's not a day or two since you've been messing around......"

Jia Xu laughed and jumped to the bow of the boat, raised his hands in a big jump, and shouted: "Get up! ”

Jia Xu's sentence "Qi" exited, and the water flow of the Luo River instantly condensed into a giant hand, holding up the huge hull of the Baoshu boat!

"Haha!"

Jia Xu cheered excitedly and howled like a child: "Life is endless, dreams are endless!" The true body of the god of war, become the wings of the widow's dream, and move towards the damn Vampis! ”

As soon as Jia Xu's words came out, in an instant, countless golden lights condensed into four sky-covering flags, which were wrapped around the treasure tree ship, like four huge wings, flying high with the treasure tree boat! Soar into the skies!

"Hip hop! ~”

The robe was blown by the pressure of the high air, Jia Xu changed his body, changed back to his original appearance, held his chin and groaned, and suddenly snapped his fingers!

With the "Smack! With a crisp sound, the clothes of Jia Xu, Shi Jiabao, Liu Shuxian and Golden-winged Dapeng were enveloped in a layer of smoke!

Suddenly, a golden light entangled, the clouds and mist dispersed, only to see that the four of them were extraordinary, the male was majestic and extraordinary, and the female woman was not allowed, and the heroic posture was cool!

What a group of gods and kings, such a majestic faction!

The treasure tree ship flew higher and higher, and after several flashes, it finally reached the first day...... ......

With a wave of his hand, Jia Xu turned the Treasure Tree Boat into four Treasure Tree Thrones, and the four of them, including Shi Jiabao, sat cross-legged in turn, and went straight to the communication office!

The four of them flew to the door of the communication office, Jia Xu's eyes opened slightly, broke open the door in an instant, and rushed in without saying a word, like a devil entering the village!

Behind her, Liu Shuxian did not hesitate to follow Jia Xu's footsteps and rushed straight in!

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It was the golden-winged Dapeng and Shi Jiabao who looked at each other very tacitly and nodded, only when the throne was out of oil and couldn't be opened, they quietly leaned against the door and looked inside......

Jia Xu made such a big movement and entered the house, it stands to reason that even if he is not on high alert inside, he should be on guard, but when Jia Xu rushed into the communication room, the first thing he saw was......

The four big men who picked their feet were playing cards together, and the armor and weapons on duty on the side were all over the ground......

Fortunately, the fairy did not smoke, because there was no other strange smell in this room except for the strong smell of feet......

"Three twos with two kings!"

"Three kings with two two!"

"Five twos!"

"Five kings!"

"I can't afford ......"

……

After a brief silence, the Four Heavenly Kings looked at each other......

Finally, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King stood up bravely, scratched his head a little and said: "Didn't we run fast when we fought, where did the king come from......

The Growth Heavenly King also agreed: "And don't we use a deck of cards, how can there be so many more twos and so many kings......"

Hearing the earth-shattering sound of the king of heaven, he tilted his head, turned around and continued to sleep unconscious......

Not to mention that it was still the king of the country, he realized that something was wrong at that time, and he slapped the table and suddenly said: "It's not right!" This thing is asleep, just now we are obviously three people playing cards, why just now it seems that there are four cards out of the card!? ”

This sentence woke up the other two Heavenly Kings, and they immediately took out their weapons from under the table and put them across their chests, and said cautiously: "Is there a ghost?" Or are you cheating? Hirome, shouldn't you let the flower fox mink come out again to pretend to be your next house and cheat with you to give away cards!? ”

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King glared angrily, slapped the table, and said angrily: "You fart!" We weren't playing mahjong just now! Send a chicken feather card! ”

……

Seeing that these four big fools who were guarding the door were messing around, and they had already started to fight without doing it themselves, Jia Xu really sighed, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, I was obviously ready to pretend to be a slap in the face, but in the face of these four rammed goods, Jia Xu was really a little unbearable......

"I said ......"

Seeing that the situation was getting worse, the Four Heavenly Kings were already blushing and about to move, and Jia Xu, who had been sitting next to them and holding three decks of cards in his hand, had to remind: "Don't you pay attention, there is a quiet beautiful man next to you......

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King was shocked: "! ”

The Growth Heavenly King was shocked: "! ”

The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom was shocked: "! ”

The Heavenly King was also awakened, although he didn't know what was going on, but he was still extremely shocked: "Yawn...... it! ”

Nima!

Jia Xu covered his ears and said with a twitching face: "Can you speak one by one...... This stereo is still four-dimensional, and the reverberation is so strong, it doesn't give people a way to live......"

"You...... Who are you? ”

The Four Heavenly Kings quickly squeezed to a corner farthest away from Jia Xu as if they were avoiding the plague, and the weapons, armor, and mahjong pai gow that they could touch in their hands anyway kept throwing towards Jia Xu, and said extremely nervously: "You ...... Don't come here! We'll call the police! ”

……

Otherwise, the security guards are useless, and the four big men are scared like this by such a weak chicken, huh...... Although it just looks like a weak chicken......

Jia Xu knocked on the table impatiently, pointed to the Four Heavenly Kings and said coldly: "You guys, find someone to take the lead and come out and answer the widow, don't be four-dimensional stereo every time, it's uncomfortable to listen to, don't wait for the widow to be unhappy, send you all to the black coal kiln to dig coal, do you believe it or not?" ”

The Four Heavenly Kings were so frightened that they bowed their heads and remained silent, for fear of making a little movement and being named by Jia Xu.

Seeing that no one had moved for a long time, Liu Shuxian on the side was also a little impatient, and reached out to pull the Wide-eyed Heavenly King out of the corner!

Not to mention that the Four Heavenly Kings have a good relationship and are as close as brothers!

Seeing that the Wide-eyed Heavenly King was captured by a goddess general, the other three Heavenly Kings breathed a sigh of relief, and kicked and kicked the Wide-eyed Heavenly King, who was begging and unwilling to let go, to form a small group.

The Wide-eyed Heavenly King, that one is crying!

It was really sad to see it, and it was crying when it smelled it!

Seeing that he really couldn't hide, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King wiped a handful of tears, carefully sat down opposite Jia Xu, and tried to squeeze out a humble smile: "God will come from afar to work hard, do you want the little god to pour a glass of water for God to quench his thirst......"

"Divine general?"

Jia Xu said inexplicably: "Who are you talking about?" ”

The Guangmu Heavenly King was also stunned, pointing to Jia Xu, who was wearing a golden chain mail and a four-pole flag behind him, and said, "Could it be ...... Isn't the great god an executive of the Commission for Discipline Inspection......"

…… Nima!

Let's just say that no matter how useless the door god of the heavenly court is, he will not be like this, and his feelings are too good to bluff people if he dares to change his outfit, making them think that they are the pickets of the fairy realm who came to visit secretly......

No wonder I didn't do anything, so I scared this group of fools into this bird!

Jia Xu was furious, and suddenly slapped the table and said angrily: "You are blind! Who is that kind of low-level cadre? The widow seriously warns you, a young dog looks down on people! ”

As soon as the Wide-eyed Heavenly King heard that Jia Xu was not a member of the Heavenly Discipline Inspection Commission, he became angry at that time, and he was also instantly furious, and simply slapped the table with one palm, and roared loudly: "Rampant thief! If it's not the Commission for Discipline Inspection, you dare to be so arrogant with your buddies!? Looking for a sharpening one, right? Brothers! Copy the guy and give him loose skin! ”

When Jia Xu saw that the Four Heavenly Kings were actually coming, he was immediately not angry but happy, and laughed: "Look at your cowardly appearance, Xu is really a little embarrassed to fight you, now that you dare to kill yourself, then it is not strange that Xu is ruthless, hahaha......"

Don't say it, the Four Heavenly Kings were really taken aback by Jia Xu's arrogant attitude.

However, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King looked left and right, and he didn't remember that there was an executive in the Heavenly Realm who looked like Zhang, wearing this kind of armor and writing "foot health care" on the flag......

But after looking at the door for so many years, the Wide-eyed Heavenly King has nothing else, and there are still some quick wisdoms, and as soon as his eyes rolled, he had an idea in his heart!

Stretched out his hand to stop the other three Heavenly Kings who were about to move, and quietly pressed the alarm on his waist, the wide-eyed Heavenly King said respectfully: "The great god is coming, and the little god is far away...... I don't know what the great god is here this time, what's the matter? ”

Jia Xu raised his eyebrows, looked at the right hand of the Wide-eyed Heavenly King behind him with a smile, and said: "It's nothing, I'm bored, come to the heavenly realm to wander, I want to talk to the Jade Emperor, talk to the Queen Mother, a few door gods, it's convenient to make it easier to show Xu a way?" ”