The two of them were tired after arguing for a while, so they lay on the withered yellow lawn and quietly looked at the sky. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hey, do you have any plans to go back to China?" Wang Yan thought for a moment and sighed, saying, "Alas! Forget it, I'm a bad person, my friend is right, I'd better stay abroad and harm others. Xiaolong suddenly danced and said excitedly, "Why! Where you want to go and what kind of life you want to live is your own business, why should she dictate it! ”

Wang Yan was still handcuffed with him, and the handcuffs hurt her wrists in excitement, Wang Yan rubbed her wrists and complained, "Hey! If you speak, don't be blind and excited, okay! You can tie it with me now! Xiaolong saw that Wang Yan's wrist was really blue, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I just lost my temper." "Mrs. Shi, you are still a poor monk!"

As he spoke, he got up and began to pull in the bag. Xiaolong asked curiously, "What are you looking for?" Wang Yan muttered, "I just put it in this bag, why can't I find it?" "What the hell are you looking for?" "It's that can, the canned fish you didn't let me buy, I'm idle anyway, I'm idle and have nothing to do, open it and taste it!" "Oh, that one was in the kettle you bought, and I just slipped it in."

"Found it!" Wang Yan held the canned food and smiled, and Xiaolong said worriedly, "Do you really want to open this thing?" Wang Yan glanced at him and said, "Of course! If you don't eat it, will it be a souvenir? Xiaolong rubbed back and said, "But I always have a sense of foreboding, otherwise throw it away!" "Humph! Coward, if you don't like it, go farther, I'll drive it myself! ”

Xiaolong looked at the handcuffs and smiled bitterly and said, "Am I gone, I!" "Then stay honest, what if this thing is delicious!" As he spoke, he pulled the tab and was about to open it.

Not far away, Wu Ill was hugging a big tree and observing the two with a telescope, Tang Seng was riding on the fork of the tree next to him, and Sophia was looking up below, for fear that Wu Ill would fall. "I said Lao Wu, don't just look at it, you have to say it! Which commentary have you ever seen that only looks at and doesn't analyze, if you don't know how to explain, let me come! Wu Yi said helplessly, "The problem is that there is nothing to say, the two of them just sit together, as if they are going to open cans." ”

After speaking, I saw Wang Yan open the ring from the telescope.

"Huh? What's wrong with them? Tang Seng asked, "What's wrong?" "I saw that Wang Yan and Xiaolong seemed to have seen something terrible, and now they are vomiting wildly, uh, Xiaolong has vomited out all the bitter gall water, what did they see?" "Show me!" Tang Seng said as he reached out to grab the telescope in Wu Yi's hand.

How could Wu Yi be willing to give him "Don't make trouble, I'm watching for a while!" "You've been watching for more than half an hour, and it's my turn!" "! I bought the telescope, I just asked you to buy it, you bought a bunch of small movies, and now I want to see you watching it, buy it! Tang Seng was not happy: "Old Wu, you have to speak with conscience!" You haven't missed my collection, have you? You can't masturbate like a demon in front of you, and you're ugly after masturbating the suspect! Hurry up and show me, I've found two good films in the past few days. "Get out of the way! I haven't finished reading it yet! ”

When the two were at a stalemate, a sudden gust of demon wind came to his face, and Tang Seng, who was grabbing the telescope with Wu Ill, only felt that Wu Ill's whole person was soft, and then his eyes rolled, and his big head rushed down straight down. Tang Seng quickly grabbed one of Wu Ai's hands, "Hold the grass!" What's wrong with you, Wu...... Hold the grass Nima! What does this smell like! Vomit! I'm vomiting! ”

It's an unspeakable stink! Stench! Huge stench! Anyway, now Tang Seng has nothing else in his mind except for the smell. Tang Seng asked himself that he had also seen a lot of the world, and he had seen and eaten stinky things, and there was already stinky tofu in the Tang Dynasty, but it was only available in very inconspicuous and remote places, and Tang Seng liked to eat it very much.

But right now, the smell is really nobody's! That stinks to new heights! It stinks so much that it breaks through the sky! It stinks so much that I have no friends! It stinks so much that it even has an artistic sense! But Tang Seng doesn't seem to have any research on stinky art, he just wants to vomit, he wants to die, he wants to be like Wu Ai, he doesn't feel anything, but he can't do it, and now he can only cover his mouth and nose and continue to endure it.

Wu Xingyun also covered her nose and leaned softly against the tree, after all, vomiting also requires effort, she had already vomited, raised one hand and said weakly: "I swear, I have never encountered anything more stinky than this thing in my life!" "Huang Mei is worthy of being a goddess, surrounded by the stench, her face still does not change her color, her heart does not beat, and she has a calm and unhurried bearing.

Wu Xingyun was frightened by the weakness of the heavens and begged, "Sister, save me!" Huang Mei wiped it on Wu Xingyun's mouth and nose, and Wu Xingyun really didn't smell the smell that stinked to his bones. What's going on? Huang Mei said while saving Wu's illness, "Little means, I sealed your sense of taste." Tang Seng was also relieved by Huang Mei at this time, worthy of being a monk, and still thinking about Xiaolong and Wang Yan.

"I don't know how they're doing, I'll take a look!"

"I'm rubbing! Is there in this can, vomit! It stinks, no, I'm going to faint! Vomit! The moment the can was opened, Xiaolong was not calm, this indescribable stench really subverted his outlook on life, he never thought that the smell could stink to this level!

Xiaolong kept rubbing back, hoping to stay away from the source of this stench, but Wang Yan still maintained the posture of opening the can, and Xiaolong was shocked, "It can't be that he fainted, right?" I didn't dare to slack off at the moment, grabbed Wang Yan and said, "Wang Yan! Wang Yan, are you alright? Wang Yan woke up from the petrification, frowned and said, "It's okay, it's just that I'm startled by the smell." ”

Seeing Wang Yan's indifferent reaction, Xiaolong couldn't help but be a little worried: "Don't you feel stinky?" Do you have a broken nose? "Of course not, this thing does stink, but it's still within my acceptable range." "I'll go! How big is your heart? This thing is within your acceptable range, hurry up and dig a pit and bury it deeply, this thing should not be a failed work of biological weapons! No, it's a finished product at all! ”

Wang Yan seemed to have made some kind of important determination and said, "I want to try it!" "What! You are crazy!! Xiaolong jumped up in disbelief. Wang Yan frowned and said, "This thing does stink, but I think that since it can be put out as a commodity, it must have its value, I want to try it!" "Grandma! What are you trying to be bad for, you have to try this anti/human thing! I feel like my nose is going to explode right now! ”

"You can't say that, isn't our stinky tofu also smelling and eating delicious, I think the truth of this thing should be the same." Xiaolong said excitedly, "Don't insult stinky tofu, compared to this thing, stinky stinky tofu is a standard Bai Fumei, this thing is not even as good as!" Without waiting for Xiaolong to finish speaking, Wang Yan grabbed the fish meat for a day and stuffed it into Xiaolong's mouth with lightning speed.

With big curious eyes, he asked, "How's it going?" Is it tasty? Tang Seng, who was not far away, couldn't help but shudder when he saw this scene, and said silently in his heart, "Amitabha!" Dragon donor, you have suffered! ”

Xiaolong's eyes instantly bulged out by one-third, his pupils showed signs of dissipation, and the green tendons on his neck and head seemed to explode, and people couldn't help but grit their teeth in an excited state, and Xiaolong bit down, so the fish meat in his mouth gave out a juice and shot Wang Yan's face. "Gross! You're giving me food/! Vomit! It's something that stinks worse than! Vomit! ”

Wang Yan wiped his face and said, "Is it so exaggerated?" Xiaolong kept retching while holding his stomach, as if he was going to vomit out his stomach, but he really couldn't vomit anything, and said weakly, "Throw this thing away, the farther away the better!" Wang Yan saw Xiaolong's embarrassed appearance, pouted, took out a piece of fish meat from the canned food box, threw it into his mouth, and said, "Is it as exaggerated as you say?" ”

Wang Yan's chewing juice splashed everywhere, and Xiaolong was already completely stupid, this girl's taste was too heavy, right? Tang Seng not far away was even more amazed: "What a heroine among women!" No, you're more gentleman than Huang Mei! ”

After chewing for a while, Wang Yan swallowed the fish meat, and said disappointedly, "This thing is not delicious at all, it really looks like eating!" Xiaolong covered his mouth and said, "I won't kiss you even if I die!" Never! "You want to be beautiful!" (To be continued.) )