readx;?“ Hey, come and see, there's progress! Wu Yi was sucking noodles, and when he heard Sophia calling and holding the ramen bowl, he stood up, and hurriedly looked at it, for fear of missing something good, and the same was true for others, especially Wu Xingyun, who was too small to look at, and rode directly on Tang Seng's neck. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"! Ahem, ahem! These two are progressing too fast, right? Tang Seng was excited, and the noodles spurted out of his nose, Wu Yi leaned to the side in disgust and said, "They are all older leftover men and women, how can they pay so much attention to it, just now there are too many people to wipe off their face, and now that there are fewer people, they will naturally be hungry and thirsty." Huang Mei slapped Wu Zhi and said angrily: "Why does something change the taste in your mouth, it's a good thing to make you say so obscene!" ”

"Who is lewd! It's clear that your own mind is not pure! Huang Mei was furious and was about to curse, when he heard Wu Xingyun say, "Be quiet, don't let them find us." Huang Mei glared at Wu Yi fiercely, which was to say that he would not let him go. Wu Yi is obviously an optimist, so he doesn't care about this. "Anyway, we're not bad people, why are we hiding? The waiter seemed hesitant to call the police, and looked at us strangely. ”

When everyone heard this, they immediately sat down, and Huang Mei said, "After all, this is equivalent to two people on a blind date, and having more others will always make people embarrassed, so it's better to be secretive." "They want to leave when they're done eating, should we follow?" "Nonsense! Chase! Don't let them run! After that, a few people ran wildly and jumped off the building, and they all walked away in an instant.

The boss of the ramen was dumbfounded and muttered, "Do you need to work so hard to eat the overlord meal now?" ”

Wang Yan and Xiaolong, you finished lunch in one bite, and when paying, Xiaolong habitually took out his wallet with his left hand but accidentally rubbed off the clothes wrapped in his hand, the face of the owner of the store changed greatly, Wang Yan hurriedly explained, "It's not what you imagined, we accidentally lost the key when we were playing, and now we can't open it for the time being." The boss immediately understood and said meaningfully, "I understand!" Young people like to play something exciting! ”

Xiaolong paid the money and fled, while Wang Yan said in a daze, "What does he mean?" How do I feel that there is something else in his words? Xiaolong said vaguely, "I don't know, why don't you care about him, where do you want to go now?" Wang Yan said with a sad face, "There are too many places I want to go, and I can't think of where to go for a while." "What's so difficult about this, you look at the nearest places around you want to go, let's go, anyway, it's a stop."

Wang Yan's eyes lit up, and he pointed to the department store not far away and said, "I'm going there!" Xiaolong was surprised, "Don't you live in a department store yourself, why do you still want to go there?" "It's different, I don't have half a person living there, I want to see the crowds!" As he spoke, he pulled the little dragon and walked away. "I really don't understand what you think, you didn't see so many people holding a festival just now, and now ..... You run slower! ”

Entering the department store, Wang Yan was like crazy, as long as it was food, she put it in the cart, Xiaolong finally snatched a box of canned herring from her hand, and she still stared at Xiaolong angrily. "Hey! Don't look at me like that, okay? I'm here for your own good! "Steal my stuff or do it do it for my good?" "Of course, do you think canned herring is delicious?"

"Isn't it?" Xiaolong's voice couldn't help but raise an octave: "Of course! This thing is better than a gas bomb! "Is it so exaggerated, there are still people on the Internet who recommend it to me, he said that after eating, he will want to die." Xiaolong said disdainfully: "I think it's a lot of death!" This thing is really not to be messed with, it's better not to buy it. "Say put it back on the shelf.

Who knew that as soon as he turned his head, Wang Yan took it back again, and Xiaolong said unhappily, "Didn't you not let you take it?" "You haven't eaten it, how do you know it's not tasty?" "I haven't tasted it, but I've tried to open it a few times, and each time there are various accidents that cause me to fail to open it, so I conclude that this thing is definitely not a good thing, no. It should be said that it is dangerous goods! ”

Wang Yan shook the can in his hand and said, "It's delicious or not, you'll know if you taste it in a while, don't worry, I'll pay for it myself." "I'm going to worry about money? You're so funny, I don't have much else but a lot of money, you can call me a local tyrant! "I think it's a turtle!" Wang Yan pouted and said, and then Wang Yan bought a lot of snacks and came out refreshed with a large bag and a small bag.

Xiaolong complained: "It's obviously something you bought, why do you want me to help you get it?" "You're a man, shouldn't a man help a woman carry things, and besides, I'm such a beautiful woman to accompany you shopping, you should be a little bit of a little bit of it, right?" "You're still a beauty? You better forget it, do you have the temperament of Sister Huang Mei, or the figure of Sophia, or the face of Wu Xingyun? ”

Wang Yan gestured with his own eyes, and finally said angrily: "You go to die!" He snorted and pulled the little dragon away. After a while, he stopped and didn't leave. Xiaolong asked, "What do you want to do?" Wang Yan squirmed and said, "People want to boo." "What?" "I said I wanted to go to the toilet!" "Then go, what did you tell me about?"

Wang Yan stepped on Xiaolong hard and said, "I'm a girl, how can you let me go!" Xiaolong covered his toes and jumped, "I didn't pull you, you can go if you want to, is it useful to step on me?" It hurts to death! "But I'm shy, what if you're a big man on the side, if you plot against me?" "Don't worry, I'm definitely not that kind of person, especially for a characterless woman like you...... Oh! Why are you stepping on me again! ”

Wang Yan estimated that he really couldn't help it, and dragged Xiaolong to find a bush and start to solve it on the spot, Xiaolong also looked like a decent gentleman and never looked back, and after a while, Xiaolong said impatiently, "Are you okay?" Are you constipated? "You die! I can't pee out with you! Xiaolong didn't say a word and whistled: "Shhhh Sure enough, there was the sound of running water behind him.

The little dragon couldn't help but hum: "Little river, water, lalala! Whose child ......," Wang Yan was ashamed and angry, and finally took a pack of paper to Xiaolong, "Help me draw two pieces of paper!" "It's a hassle for women to pee!" Wang Yan lifted his pants and scolded: "If you have the ability, don't find a woman to be your wife in the future!" "It's hard to find a man if you don't look for a woman, I haven't come out of the closet yet!"

The two of them came to the park and sat directly on the deck chairs, to be honest, they felt tired after walking for so long. Wang Yan said: "It's been a long time since I've been so cool!" There's a Coke in there, bring me a bottle. "Here you go!" Xiaolong handed Wang Yan a bottle of Coke, but Wang Yan didn't answer, saying, "You hold it firmly, I can't open it with one hand." Then Wang Yan opened another can for Xiaolong, and the two of them had a certain tacit understanding after this day's running-in.

"Hey! That's the snack I bought, you don't want to eat it! That's the food I'm going to take back! "What's the matter, if it's less, it won't die." "No, it's going to die, this is the taste I've wanted to eat for a long time, what do you eat and I eat, pay me back!" As he spoke, he was going to grab it. Xiaolong is still a smooth donkey, and directly poured all the snacks into his mouth, "That's it!" (Come and eat!) ）”

"I'll kill you!" Wang Yan is a woman who has practiced, not to mention that Xiaolong is still handheld with her, now this kind of behavior is no different from death, and after a while, Wang Yan was pressed to the ground and beaten violently, "Wow!" I was wrong! Can't I pay you back? "No! If you eat one pack of me, you will pay me ten packs! No, you should pay me a hundred packs! ”

"Where can I find you a hundred packs, there are at most a dozen packs left in the supermarket, and I don't know what is so delicious about this thing that is so popular!" Wang Yan said angrily: "Okay! I don't want to admit it if I eat it dry and wipe it clean! You men really don't have a good thing! "What a mess! What you say will be misunderstood! "It's cold now, and there's no one in the park, otherwise it's a misunderstanding.

"I don't care! You have to pay me 100 packs of snacks, or you'll pay me 1,000 next time, or 10,000 next time! Xiaolong said bitterly, "Okay, okay, I promise you that you can't do it yet!" Wang Yan clapped his hands and got up and said, "You still have a little conscience!" ”

Tang Seng not far away sighed: "These two people are really ignorant, and they can find a small forest or something to cover up in the field!" (To be continued.) )